I receive courier in Datang

Chapter 17 Sad Story

Obviously, everyone is not like Li Chengqian. Li Chengqian knows that this thing came out of a courier package. Who would send shit if it's okay?That's why he asked this seemingly stupid question.

"His Royal Highness, according to my experience, what is contained in this box should be a piece of shit." Xiao Ningzi said.

"Are you sure? Why do you think it's a piece of shit?" Li Chengqian asked.

"It smells like shit, isn't it just shit?" Xiao Ningzi said.

"It smells like feces. Not only may it be feces, but it may also be stinky tofu." Li Chengqian said, "Stinky tofu is very delicious."

Obviously, the people here don't know what stinky tofu is, and they are all in a daze.

When it comes to stinky tofu, Li Chengqian always feels that he has grasped something important, stinky tofu, right!This is a good thing!
"How about this, Xiao Ningzi, try this suspected shit thing with your hands." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +145"

Xiao Ningzi was stunned for a moment, did Li Chengqian think of a new way to torture him?Let him catch shit?Who can stand this!

Li Chengqian saw that Xiao Ningzi was a little dazed by his fright, so he stepped forward and patted Xiao Ningzi on the shoulder, saying: "Don't be afraid, it doesn't bite."

When the photo was taken of Xiao Ningzi, the poor little eunuch was shaken by Li Chengqian. When he heard what Li Chengqian said, Xiao Ningzi almost wanted to cry.

Of course shit doesn't bite, but the problem is...

That's shit!

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +165"

Li Chengqian's complexion changed, and he said, "Hurry up, this is an order."

There was no way, Xiao Ningzi had no choice but to stretch out his hand. The closer his hand was to the shit in the courier package, the more his arm shook, and even his whole body began to tremble, and his body began to sweat.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +121, +125, +129..."

Finally, Xiao Ningzi's fingertips touched shit, and Li Chengqian could see clearly, he asked, "Xiao Ningzi, how does it feel?"

Xiao Ningzi: "..."

Seeing that Xiao Ningzi didn't answer, Li Chengqian continued: "Grab it and squeeze it."

Xiao Ningzi wanted to cry, so he said in a tearful tone: "Your Highness, please spare my life!"

"Why are you crying? It's for a manly man." Li Chengqian said, "You reminded me, you should catch it and knead it for me now, otherwise, I will give you the death penalty."

The others looked at Xiao Ningzi with sympathy. This child is too pitiful. Li Chengqian is really a devil...

There was no way, in order to survive, Xiao Ningzi slammed his hands hard, and squeezed the excrement to disperse it. Suddenly, a foul smell wafted away.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +201"

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +168"

"From..."

At this time, Li Chengqian also confirmed that this thing was indeed shit, not stinky tofu shaped like shit.

"Hurry up, and immediately disappear in front of me with this unlucky box!" Li Chengqian said.

Xiao Ningzi picked up the box with the other hand and ran out, and several people followed to help.

"It's unlucky, it's really shit, I have a thousand negative emotion points! Damn the system!"

After he went back, he wanted to return the other two packages, but he couldn't find the option after searching for a long time. He only found an option to package the story, which required 100 negative emotion points.

He was curious about what was going on, that there would be such a strange person who mailed shit. After spending 100 negative emotion points, a story gradually appeared in front of him.

It actually came out word by word, gradually!

"Negative emotion value from Li Chengqian, +101"

"The shit story of low-level express packages: An author named Zhang Zhuzi wrote a book called "Da Tang...", both ordered 54, followed by single digits, if he couldn't keep going, he would be an eunuch Well, a irascible old book friend couldn't understand the behavior of this kind of eunuch, so he sent the shit of his own dog to Zhang Zhuzi, and it was intercepted by the system, which was defined as a low-level express package purchased by the host. , I hope the host can learn something from this story, congratulations to the host."

"Negative emotion value from Li Chengqian, +147"

Li Chengqian was speechless for a long time, damn it, someone really sent a piece of shit with great fanfare!Niubi, compared with shit, the blade is like a younger brother, a younger brother!
"So, I did the eunuch author a big favor? What's the matter!" Li Chengqian was speechless for a while.

There were still two packages, Li Chengqian sighed, and decided to open both of them.

What was in the second package surprised Li Chengqian, melon seeds, which are much better than shit.

Opening the package, he took out one, put it into his mouth skillfully, and cracked it open. It had no taste. Li Chengqian sighed, he must have had bad luck today.

Then, he suddenly realized, is this raw melon seeds?Doesn’t that mean it can be planted?Will there be a lot of melon seeds to eat in the future?Eat as much as you want and as long as you want.

In a good mood, he opened the third express package, which contained a big box of bubble gum, and he was speechless for a while.

A large box of bubble gum, he opened the lid, reached in, grabbed five at random, ate two, put the other three on his body, and put the rest away.

He went out with melon seeds.

"Come here!" Li Chengqian said.

This time, when the maids and eunuchs came, they hesitated, there was no way, everyone was really scared, this time they won't let them catch shit again...

"Do you remember the last time we planted potatoes? We also need to plant something called sunflower." Li Chengqian said.

Although as a prince, it's really not good to do these things, and it's not a proper job, but compared to letting them catch shit, they think it's good that Li Chengqian wants to grow things, even if they have never even heard of sunflowers.

The last time I planted potatoes, there was still a lot of land left. I put a nest of melon seeds in it, covered it with soil, and watered it. Of course, Li Chengqian didn't work, so he sat aside and blew bubbles.

Two big bubble gums, it is common sense to blow bubbles to blow them refreshingly.

puff……

Xiaocui was very anxious when she saw such a big and strange thing suddenly growing on Li Chengqian's mouth, which looked like a tumor.

She slapped it directly, wanting to slap this strange thing off, Li Chengqian's eyes widened suddenly, this bubble gum was still sweet, he hadn't chewed it for long, this slap, he would regret it to death!
He took a breath and leaned back tactically. Xiao Cui missed Bubble Gum, and Li Chengqian dodged.

Xiao Cui was very surprised, how could the tumor on His Royal Highness's body be able to get back?
"Your Highness, are you alright?" Xiao Cui asked.

"I was fine, but I was almost slapped to death by you." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +124"

She didn't catch it at all!
"Your Highness, are you sick?" Xiao Cui asked.

"It's okay, I'm eating bubble gum." Li Chengqian said.

As he said that, he started blowing bubbles again, and Xiaocui's hand was about to move. If Li Chengqian hadn't told him that he was fine, she would have slapped him again!
　Crazy hints, that's all.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)