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Chapter 138 Hold the Grass, Post!
"That..." Li Chengqian didn't know what to say.

The reason why he brought Du Juan's dress and gave it to Mo Yu was of course not because he was poor, but for the sake of comfort.

He went out to fool around by himself, and brought back the clothes of the mistress to wear in his main room. Apart from the word cool, there is no other word that can describe it so perfectly.

He can marry many wives, and if he doesn't marry back, of course it doesn't count.

In the end, he decided to prevaricate by talking nonsense.

"I went out for a stroll the other day, and saw that this outfit looked good, so I bought it for you. Isn't there a saying that says, white clothes and red dress, if you like it, I like it very much." Li Chengqian said.

These words are quite beautiful, but under normal circumstances, beautiful words may not be true.

"Then I'm curious, why did you buy a piece of clothing, and not only lost your own, but also came back wearing the one you bought?" Mo Yu said.

"Yes, the clothes I wore got wet, so I can only wear the clothes I bought when I came back. Isn't this a good explanation?" Li Chengqian said.

"Then do you wet your clothes first and then buy them, or do you buy them first and then wet your clothes?" Mo Yu asked.

"What's the difference?" Li Chengqian said.

"Wet your own clothes first. You must buy the clothes you are wearing. Buy them for me first. Wet your clothes first. Why are the clothes you bought dry?" Mo Yu said.

Li Chengqian gasped, what the hell, he was convinced, how could he be so clear?He just wanted to feel refreshed, is it really so unlucky?

He had no choice but to use his ultimate skill, the sleeping method. If he couldn't say it, then do it!
It rained heavily yesterday, and the Dongshi Plaza was hit by nine blows. Such a severe incident, of course, became a topic of conversation for everyone.

Not only the people around the East Market, but even the West Market, and even Yongyangfang, which is farthest from the East Market, are talking about this matter.

The lightning that people see is almost all in the sky, and it is really rare to strike the ground like this.

Moreover, it is said that the last lightning bolt was as thick as a bucket!

This is not the most powerful thing, the most powerful thing is, it is said that there is a person sitting under the lightning!

That person was struck by nine bolts of lightning, and then left when the heavy rain stopped for a while.

Is this human?It's not human at all!No one dared to approach this Lei Ren at all, at most they just watched this Lei Ren leave.

Public opinion became more and more fermented, and the lightning became thicker and thicker, and even took on color.

And Nine Daoes of Lightning also had a new name, which was given by a fortune teller, and it was called Nine Layers of Extinct World Tribulation.

Each streak of pure black lightning was getting stronger, and the last one was as thick as three people hugging a tree.

In the early morning, it was inevitable to discuss this matter.

"I heard that someone in Dongshi Square was struck by lightning yesterday? How do you explain this? Li Chunfeng, tell me." Li Erdao.

"Your Majesty, this matter is auspicious from heaven, nine is the extreme number, and nine lightning bolts mean that my Tang Dynasty will be prosperous and healthy from now on, and forever will be worry-free!" Li Chunfeng said.

"What's the explanation for the person under the lightning?" Li Er asked again.

Li Chengqian used some methods to hide his tracks, and because Lei Ren was too terrifying, no one knew that his whereabouts were the imperial palace.

Li Chunfeng said: "Maybe it was a passing immortal who encountered this rare phenomenon and bathed in the lightning." Li Chunfeng said.

"Ridiculous!" Li Er said angrily.

"Sage Mingjian, everything I said is true!" Li Chunfeng said.

"Since it's an immortal who came here, why didn't you meet me? I happened to ask him for the way of longevity." Li Erdao.

Li Chunfeng was taken aback, it turned out that Li Shimin's sudden anger was because of this, it really made people speechless.

He had to lower his head and no longer speak.

Li Er thought for a while and said: "I have decided. The immortal is passing through Chang'an. I want to grant amnesty to the world. I hope the immortal can meet me so that I can ask him for advice."

"Your Majesty is benevolent..." the ministers said.

Li Er's decision reached Li Chengqian's ears, and Li Chengqian was speechless.

When the gods come, they will pardon the world. Isn't this fairy the one?
He had also heard a lot of rumors from outside, and the talk of the ninth level of annihilation made him speechless again.

It's also black lightning, and the big tree hugged by three people is so thick, it's really amazing!

Suddenly, Li Chengqian's eyes lit up, yes, this is a great opportunity to make money!

Since everyone likes to talk about this matter so much, even Li Er ordered an amnesty for the whole country. He just took this opportunity to hype it up and make some money.

"Send the order, the left and right guards gather quickly and surround Dongshi Square for me. I'm going to observe it." Li Chengqian said.

East City Plaza.

A group of forbidden troops evacuated all the people in the square, and then sealed off all directions, only waiting for Li Chengqian to go.

When Li Chengqian arrived, he came directly under the lightning rod first, and the ground was still the same as before, no difference.

Of course, there is no way to make money in this way.

"Wow! Tens of thousands of years of lightning strikes the stone! I'm rich!" Li Chengqian shouted.

He knelt down and picked up a small black stone with reverence, no bigger than his fist.

Li Qing: "???"

Li Hu: "???"

The two of them could see clearly that what Li Chengqian picked up was clearly an inconspicuous stone on the ground.

A small black stone, it will not be conspicuous wherever it is placed, a stone struck by lightning for thousands of years?nonsense!
Li Chengqian shouted in surprise again: "Wow! There are so many thousands of years of lightning strike stones. Quick, everyone pick up all the stones near this lightning rod. I will sell them for money, and I will be rewarded."

Naturally, no one believed Li Chengqian's words, but they were all willing to help Li Chengqian pick up stones, after all, this was a free reward.

Li Qing and Li Hu looked at each other, what is this?The two of them are also convinced.

Of course, the work under his hands couldn't be slower, and the two of them also started to pick it up.

"You are not allowed to let go of stones the size of your finger. Otherwise, many children who want to buy a million-year-old lightning stone will not be able to buy it. They will definitely not be able to afford the big one." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Li Qing, +123"

"Negative emotion value from Li Hu, +124"

"From..."

They were speechless. Is what Li Chengqian is doing a human thing?Earn kid's money?
Sorry, the best money in the world is for children and women.

I picked up more and more stones. Finally, I even went to Dongshi to buy a backpack specifically for carrying stones.

Li Chengqian walked up to a tree.

"Hold the grass! Thousands of years of lightning struck the wood! I dug it up, not a single root or leaf is allowed! Take them all back to me!" Li Chengqian said.

Everyone: "..."

"From..."

They are soldiers, not woodcutters!Is it okay to cut down trees?
"Fuck me! Why did I forget the most important thing, the Nine Layers of World-Destroying Lightning Shield Iron! Take it all down for me!" Li Chengqian shouted.

"It's not good, after all, it belongs to the Ministry of Industry." Li Qing said.

"It's okay, this is what I asked to build, and it's mine. If I say tear it down, then tear it down."

(End of this chapter)