doom shuttle

Chapter 48 The chaotic fairy tale world

The sun was setting, delicate snowflakes were falling, and outside an exquisite attic that seemed to only exist in fairy tales, there was a wooden table surrounded by wooden chairs with a handsome face. The little loli tells stories!

"...Finally, the four masters and apprentices went through untold hardships and finally defeated the evil magician Tathagata Buddha! Afterwards, they returned to Huaguo Mountain and lived a happy life!" Zhao Fan said to him with an exaggerated expression. Little Lolita, that’s not right, Little Red Riding Hood talked about her journey to the West. After all, it’s awkward for you to ask him to tell fairy tales in front of fairy tale characters. Of course, this is what happened to Zhao Fan after he was hit. You have to ask him Why is he so sure that Little Red Riding Hood is really that Little Red Riding Hood? Zhao Fan can only say that the world is impermanent...

Rewind time to this morning!
"Uh, what did you say your name was?" Zhao Fan looked at the little Loli wearing a red hooded coat in front of him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch slightly, and he felt a little crazy!
"Hmph! People have said that I am called Little Red Riding Hood! Remember the name for me! Uncle! And tell me a story quickly!" Little Red Riding Hood snorted softly, and said with a puffy face!

"Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'll tell you a story right now!" Zhao Fan looked at her bulging cute face and smiled helplessly. He was not in a hurry now. This forest is indeed very strange. Since Little Red Riding Hood's mother knew the situation here, It doesn't matter if he waits, although he is a little speechless about the name of the little loli, but it would be better if he can spend the remaining six days here safely, after all, he is not sure about finding any useful treasures for him!
"That's good! My brother will tell you a story about the princess and the prince. It is said that in a rich and beautiful kingdom, there is a beautiful and charming princess. She has long black hair and fair skin. People called her Snow White, and because of her beautiful long black hair, she was regarded as a symbol of evil by the king and queen, so the king locked her in a castle, but one day..." Zhao Fan stood aside The snow-covered table and wooden chairs were all cleaned up, and after sitting on them, he was about to tell some fairy tales to the little Lolita, but what he didn't expect was that the moment the words were spoken, the little Lolita would be unceremonious. Interrupted Zhao Fan's words!
"Uncle, hasn't Snow White married Prince Arthur of a neighboring country? Why is she locked in the castle?" Little Red Riding Hood asked suspiciously, staring at her beautiful big eyes!

"What?? It's really white, uh, cough cough, did Snow White marry Prince Arthur? Why don't I know, can you tell me about it, Little Red Riding Hood?" What's going on, did you go to the wrong theater!Although Zhao Fan's heart was in a state of collapse at the moment, he still reacted quickly, knowing that he could not be passive, and began to talk about Little Red Riding Hood!
After all, if this Nima is really in the world of fairy tales, he would be Sparta, and the idea of ​​running around has been put away, because fairy tales are basically illogical, and they are those in the world of fairy tales that can make Newton cry. People, you have to be forced to come here!
Thinking like this, Zhao Fan looked at the snowy scene in front of him that was completely opposite to the lush forest, and he felt much more pleasing to the eye, hmm!Quite logical!
"Huh! Uncle, you are so stupid. You don't know this. My mother told me that Snow White was framed by the bad queen and was thrown in the dark forest. She met the magician of the seven dwarves and Prince Arthur from the neighboring country. With the help of her, she successfully killed the queen and got together with the prince!" Little Red Riding Hood snorted softly, and Zhao Fan couldn't help being a little funny looking at it like a little adult, but although Little Red Riding Hood didn't say it very clearly, Zhao Fan Still heard a lot of things!

"Pey, what kind of world is this! It's so chaotic, and what the hell are those dwarf magicians with strange paintings? Because Snow White will kill people, the bastard will return my childhood!" Zhao Fan couldn't help thinking Howling, the impact of this incident is no less than that of the **** stories he saw on the Internet that were revised by netizens back then, it is actually something that ruins the three views!

"By the way, uncle, and I also heard from my mother that Snow White and Prince Arthur had a daughter, who seems to be called Artoria Pendragon! But uncle, you can't say it, my mother said you can't Tell others!" Little Red Riding Hood buried her head in thought and said to Zhao Fan seriously!

"Hehe, Artoria? King Arthur has come out. Although your sister's saber is also one of my natal fates, you will mess with the script like this, and it will make me very embarrassed!" Zhao Fan rubbed his stiff face. Cheek, his three views have been destroyed several times today, and now he has a strong resistance, but his face suddenly froze, thinking of one thing, he also knew about Artoria's version of King Arthur, The secret that she is a girl seems to be very confidential!

Zhao Fan's complexion was as ugly as constipation. Little Red Riding Hood's mother must be Merlin. According to the urine nature of this world, it is not impossible, but Zhao Fan decided to ask!
"Uh! Well, Little Red Riding Hood, do you know who Merlin is?"

"Humph, don't underestimate me. Of course I know that Grandpa Merlin is mom's teacher! I've seen it before!" Little Red Riding Hood said proudly after hearing this!
"Hahada!" Zhao Fan couldn't help laughing twice when he heard the words, and he couldn't help but think of the sentence before the doomsday: The longest road I have traveled is your routine.

"Uh, then I'll tell you another story, okay?" Zhao Fan exhaled slightly, smiled and said, currently his three views are being reshaped, so let's tell a story first to calm the shock!

"Haha, okay, okay!" Little Red Riding Hood seemed a little cold, put on the red hood, and said happily!

"Once upon a time, there were four brothers. Although they were all only 16 years old, each of them possessed special skills. The eldest disciple called Sun Wukong was a magic warrior. What is a magic warrior? A magic warrior is both a magician and a warrior..."

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"Uncle, the Tathagata Buddha is so abominable, he actually burned down their house!" Little Lolita's crisp voice woke up Zhao Fan who was caught in memory killing!
"Hmm!" Zhao Fan replied in embarrassment, obviously not thinking about it, he hesitated a little and asked Little Red Riding Hood:
"Well, Little Red Riding Hood, why hasn't your mother come back yet!"

"Ah! Didn't I say it? My mother didn't come back until the day after tomorrow!" Little Lolita's words instantly made Zhao Fan very speechless, and stood alone in the cold wind in a mess!

"But when my mother left, she told me that I would go to deliver cakes to grandma tomorrow. Uncle, you can go with me. My grandma knows a lot of things too!" Xiao Luoli said with a smile again, her eyes flashed There was an unknown smile!

"..." Zhao Fan simply didn't know what to say. People in the fairy tale world like to say half of their words, and there really is a grandmother!That is to say, there is still the wolf with only wisdom!
"Okay, uncle, let's see you tomorrow. It's so late. I have to go back to sleep now. If my mother hadn't said that outsiders are not allowed to enter the attic! Uncle, you can sleep with me!" Little Red Riding Hood blinked her sapphire eyes and smiled. Said!

"Pfft! I'm not a lolicon, I'm not a lolicon!" Zhao Fan almost lost his breath when he heard the words. He murmured a few words in his heart, and waved his hand weakly at the little loli, signaling that he knew, but Didn't realize that a bright smile flashed in her eyes the moment she turned around!

"You really have to accompany me. After all, we can't let a little girl go, and we can just see who the hunter is!" Zhao Fan's thoughts were far away, and in his mind, he combined the evil hunter who killed the black wolf and the kind hunter in the fairy tale. The figures overlapped, their eyes were deep!

(End of this chapter)