Urban Games: I can see malicious values

Chapter 139 Daming Ming Temple: Jijijijijiji

Just when Yan Shu was thinking about whether he should summon Zhong Kui once.

A series of "chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp" came to mind.

It's as heart-stopping as an alarm clock in the morning.

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(We have successfully collected all the things around us that can make us bond. At most, there are some left that are of little use.)
"Really, it's been completely collected?"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(Yes, but I think this guy named Xie Xian is not honest. The [-]-[-] share we said to him before may be different from our initial understanding.)
"What's the difference, tell me."

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(Let me tell you, what he said about [-]% is that he used my body, borrowed your props, and then went to collect these legal representations, but after collecting these legal representations, he has to pick them first, and then he can Divided into thirty-seven.)
"It's okay, [-]% let him pick first, let him pick first, after all, we still have [-]% right?"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(Seventy percent belongs to others, and getting [-]% depends on the face of this evil immortal cultivator.)
"Whose face are you talking about?"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(His face, the face of his evil spirit cultivator)

"Him?! He used your body, borrowed my props, and then went to collect these laws, and finally let me see his face?"

"grumble"

(right)

Yan Shu tapped his head, he felt a little dizzy.

He didn't know if he was crazy, or the black monkey was crazy, or the evil immortal repairing furnace was crazy.

Or maybe the monkey's head was showing off and he was joking with himself.

"Ahem, I was brought into this world because of him."

"grumble"

"Then he borrowed your body."

"grumble"

"Then took my props again."

"grumble"

"In the end, how much I get depends on his face?"

"grumble"

When Yan Shu heard this, he already felt like stabbing someone with a scalpel.

"Then if you say that, don't we two become beggars on our knees?"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(I didn't say that. You said it yourself. Besides, I, General Shen, have a backbone. Even if I starve to death, I will not beg for food from this evil way.)
Yan Shu didn't bother to hit General Shen and play tricks, this time he was really angry.

He tugged his sleeves on both sides directly, and then spoke.

"Come on, come on, General Shen, let me ask you, do you know why I have been a small attending physician for so many years? It's because my legs and feet are so bad that I can't kneel down!"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(You told me earlier that if we are sick, we will treat them. You are now a qualified witch doctor. Can you kneel down if you treat your legs?)
"No, you didn't understand me. I mean, I don't want to kneel down and beg for food."

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(Then I told you, you have to hold back now, you can't do this evil fairy repair furnace, and they are willing to give us three shares, isn't it just a little wronged? To live, to live, not to be shabby. )
"Shabby! I feel very, very shabby!"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(Then do you want to stand, or do you want to live?)

"I want to stand, live, and live frankly and unrestrainedly. At least, I can't suffer this kind of grievance."

"chirp"

(that won't work)

"Then let me ask again, when we are in Yinchuan World, can we stand?"

"chirp, chirp"

(Yes, Yinchuan)

"Then can I live?"

"chirp, chirp"

(okay, kneeling)

"Then if we move the backup from Yinchuan, can we stand alive?"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(I advise you to wash up and sleep quickly. Yinchuan is Yinchuan, and Damingming Temple is Damingming Temple. If you kneel down, we both can live. If you don’t kneel, I will die with you. It’s very difficult to live standing up. Difficult, but dying on your knees is easy.)
"What if I can really move here?"

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

(That depends on who you can turn to. Craps like Xiaoliu and Xiaoqi are now your burden. Even the higher-level Five Immortals will help you. Let’s talk about it. Where is the ghost saint.)
"This time, I invited Zhong Kui, the Exorcist True Monarch."

"Chichi, chichi."

(Sorry, calm down.)
After General Shen answered this sentence, he directly disconnected the call.

Because he knew that his master didn't like joking, so the matter was settled.

Then he patted his armor.

"chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

"Smelly monkey, he kept 'twittering' all the way, and he didn't know what he was doing. Sooner or later, he would eat the brains of a boiling oily monkey."

(Small you, continue to be arrogant, and see if they accept you for a while, and then we will directly make a fried ghost to eat.)
On the other side, Yan Shu also started a deal with Zhong Kui.

"Now, someone is using my pet's body, borrowing my props, and then collecting the laws here."

"But after collecting the concrete representations of these laws, he has to choose them first, and after the selection is finished, the [-]-[-] will be divided into [-]-[-]%. He seven and I three, do you think I can bear this?"

Yan Shu said that he was so wronged that he almost swore to heaven.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier about this kind of thing?"

"What's wrong, if I told you earlier, could you still use the void to track the enemy and capture the opponent?"

"No, no, I haven't heard of the trick of searching for enemies in the void, but if you tell me earlier, I can be a little tougher when I ask you for a bill."

As for Zhong Kui's reverted to his breezy appearance.

Yan Shu could only keep silent, and he could only blame him for speaking too soon.

"Then how sure are you about dealing with the evil immortal furnace?"

"How sure am I? What are you kidding, of course I'm [-]% sure."

"Let me tell you, the teacher of the strong is dignified and upright. Although there are tricky tactics, I don't bother to use them."

"Like him, hiding his head and showing his tail, relying on a piece of equipment to survive, and also likes to use dirty methods, how can he be called a hero. It is an honor for me to kill him today."

Although Yan Shu wanted to tell Zhong Kui not to underestimate the enemy.

But if you think about it carefully, it seems that there is nothing wrong with what Emperor Zhong Kui said.

Although I usually speak in a sloppy manner.

But once in a battle, it is extra reliable when fighting with real swords and guns.

"Since you are [-]% sure, then I will call you when the time comes."

"No need, I can feel that a kind of evil spirit is approaching us. If my prediction is correct, that person should be the evil spirit repair furnace you mentioned."

As Zhong Kui said, he patted Yan Shu on the shoulder directly.

"In order to give back to new and old customers, I launched a campaign here."

"Activity [-]: Help you beat up the opponent and tell the opponent that you are covered by someone.

Price: One stick of incense. "

"Activity [-]: Beat the opponent to death, and then re-train the magic weapon he is holding on to make sure it is as good as new.

Price: Two sticks of incense. "

"Activity [-]: Beat the opponent half to death, and then hook out his spirit body for you to play with.

Price: Three sticks of incense. "

"Pick one and see which one you like better."

After Zhong Kui finished speaking, he squinted his eyes and looked in the direction from which the Xie Xian Xiu Furnace was flying.

After careful consideration, Yan Shu did not directly make a decision.

Instead, he was the first to ask: "Why is the price of beating to death cheaper than beating half to death?"

Let's talk about Yan Shu's question.

Zhong Kui didn't even bother to turn around and said directly.

"Of course it's because I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back and I'll accidentally beat him to death."

(End of this chapter)