Wanjie Store
Chapter 67 Do You Think I'm Stupid?
Chapter 67 Do You Think I'm Stupid?
After agreeing to the system that he would be a black-hearted businessman in the future, the system finally turned his arrogance into a Dao level.
"I feel very free now." Ye Changge said sternly.
"I forgot to tell the host. There is a time limit for this trick. If the host doesn't finish it within half a day, the host will be beaten back to its original form."
"Why didn't you say it earlier..." Ye Changge couldn't help frowning when he heard the words, and asked speechlessly in his heart.
"You didn't ask."
Ye Changge covered his forehead when he heard the words: "Tell me, who is the person who took Yafei away? What world did he come from?"
"After system testing, the Da Luo Jinxian who captured the clerk Yafei came from Emperor Zhenwu, the master of Zhenwu Yunchao in the dynasty world."
Ye Changge was a little puzzled when he heard the words, and hurriedly asked: "Zhenwu Yunchao? System, what is Yunchao? Why have you never told me?"
"Anyway, the host is not that interested in being the master of fortune, and it is useless to tell the host."
"That's true." Ye Changge nodded with black lines on his head.
"The so-called Yun Dynasty is actually a country that has reached a certain level. It can be upgraded to a Yun Dynasty after the permission of the heavens. Officials and others in the Yun Dynasty can practice through the Qi Luck generated by the Yun Dynasty. It is a fortune. The people of the DPRK can also enjoy the convenience of practicing faster than the outside world."
"So good? Not interested." Ye Changge nodded when he heard this and calmly picked his nose.
"Host, don't waste time. If the time passes, then I really have nothing to do. Also, host, you must remember that you don't have the strength of the Dao level, so you must not fight them." Get up, or you will die."
Ye Changge nodded when he heard the words, looked at Wude and Er Gouzi, and said, "You are waiting for me in the shop for half a day. During this period, Wude, take care of Er Gouzi, don't let him run around."
Although Wude heard the words, he was puzzled, but he didn't have any doubts, and nodded to express his understanding.
Seeing this, Ye Changge nodded, and disappeared in place after communicating with the system.
"Where did that kid go?" Er Gouzi asked Wude curiously with his mouth full of snacks.
"Why do you care so much?"
Wude curled his lips, and took a bottle of ordinary beer and drank it. Although Ye Changge didn't care that they ate those snacks and drinks with special effects, Wude felt that it would be too wasteful to just eat like this .
"I said Wude, Lord Dog, I came here to share with you only after I found something good. Don't be ignorant of good and bad." Er Gouzi looked at Wude and pouted.
"What good thing?" Wude was a little curious when he heard the words, and looked at Er Gouzi, but found nothing.
"That's it. Let's see if this thing is called... girl crazy... crazy night?" Er Gouzi asked, pointing to the text on a CD.
"Sigh~"
Wude took a closer look, and couldn't help taking a breath, and suddenly felt a burst of heat in his lower body, as if it was about to explode.
"Ergouzi, where did you find it?" Wude asked with a treacherous gleam in his eyes.
"Where, put it in that table." Ergouzi pointed to the drawer of a table.
Wude pleasing to the eye forgot the past, good guy, Wude remembered, this is the table where Ye Changge tricked him into buying XQ dolls and teacher teaching tablets when he first came to the Wanjie sales store.
"I think there are still several dishes in it, such as the big battle in the widow's village, the Merry Tang Changlaoyan. Yuerguo and so on." Er Gouzi said while stuffing snacks into his mouth.
"Brother Ergou! Didn't you say you wanted to watch Young and Dangerous Boys a few days ago? Come on, I have them here, you go to the back room to watch, and bring some snacks along the way, don't come out until you finish watching." Wude said, putting a plate Young and Dangerous gave Er Gouzi the disc, picked up a lot of snacks and pushed Er Gouzi into the room.
"Wu De, what do you think of this thing?" Er Gouzi asked aloud.
"No hurry, I'll help you!"
Wude quickly put the disc away, and said: "Brother Ergou, you can watch it here slowly, I'll go out and look at the store."
"Okay, you go." Er Gouzi waved his hand.
Wude's eyes showed excitement when he saw this, he ran out of the room and went to a table in the shop, took out the DVD he bought at Ye Changsinger at that time, and put the disc of the big battle in the widow's village into the DVD.
"here we go!"
Wude watched the screen light up, his lower limbs became bloodshot instantly, he couldn't help but took off his pants to support the second master, and moved wonderfully.
In the room, after the video played for 30 seconds, Er Gouzi looked at the snacks around him, and couldn't help but frowned... (Does the dog have this thing? I'll take a closer look at it another day)
"I didn't even take the potato chips. Forget it, Mr. Gou, I'll go out and get it myself." Er Gouzi shook his head and slowly walked out of the back room and came to the shop.
Wude was stunned when he heard the movement. At this moment, he took off his pants and threw them aside. He had already reached his peak state. Is Ergouzi running out to do this?
Wude quickly stood up, released his hands, scratched his head with one hand and looked at the ground with a puzzled expression on his face, as if he was looking for something.
Er Gouzi walked out of the room, staring at Wude's appearance for a moment, but his eyes widened as he glanced down.
I saw Wude looking for things with a puzzled look, while spitting white bubbles from his lower body...
"Fucking immoral! It's over without you for 30 seconds!?" Er Gouzi said in shock.
Wude blushed when he heard the words, as a big brother in the fit period, how could he make a dog look down on him?So he immediately retorted: "Fart! I want to change my pants! But the pants are gone! I'm looking for them!"
"Hmm..." Er Gouzi pursed his lips when he heard the words, and he was a little dazed after hearing Wude's words.
"Then why is your mouth three centimeters in the mouth foaming at the mouth?" Er Gouzi asked, pointing at the immoral old Diao.
"Hehe, I accidentally scalded my penis with boiling water just now, who knew that the boiling water was poisonous, my penis was poisoned, can't it?" Wude said calmly.
"Society is not society, and dogs are also convinced." Er Gouzi clasped his fists with his front paws, making an expression that he couldn't offend you as a big boss.
"Hehe, anyway, I'm Wude, and I'm also a big boss. This kind of thing is not... What are you going to do!?" Before Wude finished speaking, Er Gouzi was holding a pot of boiling water. It must be splashed towards Wude's lower limbs.
"Don't you want boiling water to scald your penis? I guarantee that this boiling water is not poisonous, hurry up." Er Gouzi couldn't help but say that he was about to pour boiling water, Wude quickly put on his pants and stepped aside when he saw this.
"Er Gouzi! I've already been burned! The taste is extraordinary, I think you should try it too." Wude said while covering his lower body with one hand.
"You think I'm stupid?" Ergouzi curled his lips and asked disdainfully.
(End of this chapter)
After agreeing to the system that he would be a black-hearted businessman in the future, the system finally turned his arrogance into a Dao level.
"I feel very free now." Ye Changge said sternly.
"I forgot to tell the host. There is a time limit for this trick. If the host doesn't finish it within half a day, the host will be beaten back to its original form."
"Why didn't you say it earlier..." Ye Changge couldn't help frowning when he heard the words, and asked speechlessly in his heart.
"You didn't ask."
Ye Changge covered his forehead when he heard the words: "Tell me, who is the person who took Yafei away? What world did he come from?"
"After system testing, the Da Luo Jinxian who captured the clerk Yafei came from Emperor Zhenwu, the master of Zhenwu Yunchao in the dynasty world."
Ye Changge was a little puzzled when he heard the words, and hurriedly asked: "Zhenwu Yunchao? System, what is Yunchao? Why have you never told me?"
"Anyway, the host is not that interested in being the master of fortune, and it is useless to tell the host."
"That's true." Ye Changge nodded with black lines on his head.
"The so-called Yun Dynasty is actually a country that has reached a certain level. It can be upgraded to a Yun Dynasty after the permission of the heavens. Officials and others in the Yun Dynasty can practice through the Qi Luck generated by the Yun Dynasty. It is a fortune. The people of the DPRK can also enjoy the convenience of practicing faster than the outside world."
"So good? Not interested." Ye Changge nodded when he heard this and calmly picked his nose.
"Host, don't waste time. If the time passes, then I really have nothing to do. Also, host, you must remember that you don't have the strength of the Dao level, so you must not fight them." Get up, or you will die."
Ye Changge nodded when he heard the words, looked at Wude and Er Gouzi, and said, "You are waiting for me in the shop for half a day. During this period, Wude, take care of Er Gouzi, don't let him run around."
Although Wude heard the words, he was puzzled, but he didn't have any doubts, and nodded to express his understanding.
Seeing this, Ye Changge nodded, and disappeared in place after communicating with the system.
"Where did that kid go?" Er Gouzi asked Wude curiously with his mouth full of snacks.
"Why do you care so much?"
Wude curled his lips, and took a bottle of ordinary beer and drank it. Although Ye Changge didn't care that they ate those snacks and drinks with special effects, Wude felt that it would be too wasteful to just eat like this .
"I said Wude, Lord Dog, I came here to share with you only after I found something good. Don't be ignorant of good and bad." Er Gouzi looked at Wude and pouted.
"What good thing?" Wude was a little curious when he heard the words, and looked at Er Gouzi, but found nothing.
"That's it. Let's see if this thing is called... girl crazy... crazy night?" Er Gouzi asked, pointing to the text on a CD.
"Sigh~"
Wude took a closer look, and couldn't help taking a breath, and suddenly felt a burst of heat in his lower body, as if it was about to explode.
"Ergouzi, where did you find it?" Wude asked with a treacherous gleam in his eyes.
"Where, put it in that table." Ergouzi pointed to the drawer of a table.
Wude pleasing to the eye forgot the past, good guy, Wude remembered, this is the table where Ye Changge tricked him into buying XQ dolls and teacher teaching tablets when he first came to the Wanjie sales store.
"I think there are still several dishes in it, such as the big battle in the widow's village, the Merry Tang Changlaoyan. Yuerguo and so on." Er Gouzi said while stuffing snacks into his mouth.
"Brother Ergou! Didn't you say you wanted to watch Young and Dangerous Boys a few days ago? Come on, I have them here, you go to the back room to watch, and bring some snacks along the way, don't come out until you finish watching." Wude said, putting a plate Young and Dangerous gave Er Gouzi the disc, picked up a lot of snacks and pushed Er Gouzi into the room.
"Wu De, what do you think of this thing?" Er Gouzi asked aloud.
"No hurry, I'll help you!"
Wude quickly put the disc away, and said: "Brother Ergou, you can watch it here slowly, I'll go out and look at the store."
"Okay, you go." Er Gouzi waved his hand.
Wude's eyes showed excitement when he saw this, he ran out of the room and went to a table in the shop, took out the DVD he bought at Ye Changsinger at that time, and put the disc of the big battle in the widow's village into the DVD.
"here we go!"
Wude watched the screen light up, his lower limbs became bloodshot instantly, he couldn't help but took off his pants to support the second master, and moved wonderfully.
In the room, after the video played for 30 seconds, Er Gouzi looked at the snacks around him, and couldn't help but frowned... (Does the dog have this thing? I'll take a closer look at it another day)
"I didn't even take the potato chips. Forget it, Mr. Gou, I'll go out and get it myself." Er Gouzi shook his head and slowly walked out of the back room and came to the shop.
Wude was stunned when he heard the movement. At this moment, he took off his pants and threw them aside. He had already reached his peak state. Is Ergouzi running out to do this?
Wude quickly stood up, released his hands, scratched his head with one hand and looked at the ground with a puzzled expression on his face, as if he was looking for something.
Er Gouzi walked out of the room, staring at Wude's appearance for a moment, but his eyes widened as he glanced down.
I saw Wude looking for things with a puzzled look, while spitting white bubbles from his lower body...
"Fucking immoral! It's over without you for 30 seconds!?" Er Gouzi said in shock.
Wude blushed when he heard the words, as a big brother in the fit period, how could he make a dog look down on him?So he immediately retorted: "Fart! I want to change my pants! But the pants are gone! I'm looking for them!"
"Hmm..." Er Gouzi pursed his lips when he heard the words, and he was a little dazed after hearing Wude's words.
"Then why is your mouth three centimeters in the mouth foaming at the mouth?" Er Gouzi asked, pointing at the immoral old Diao.
"Hehe, I accidentally scalded my penis with boiling water just now, who knew that the boiling water was poisonous, my penis was poisoned, can't it?" Wude said calmly.
"Society is not society, and dogs are also convinced." Er Gouzi clasped his fists with his front paws, making an expression that he couldn't offend you as a big boss.
"Hehe, anyway, I'm Wude, and I'm also a big boss. This kind of thing is not... What are you going to do!?" Before Wude finished speaking, Er Gouzi was holding a pot of boiling water. It must be splashed towards Wude's lower limbs.
"Don't you want boiling water to scald your penis? I guarantee that this boiling water is not poisonous, hurry up." Er Gouzi couldn't help but say that he was about to pour boiling water, Wude quickly put on his pants and stepped aside when he saw this.
"Er Gouzi! I've already been burned! The taste is extraordinary, I think you should try it too." Wude said while covering his lower body with one hand.
"You think I'm stupid?" Ergouzi curled his lips and asked disdainfully.
(End of this chapter)
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