Lord of Civilizations

Chapter 135 Sitting in a fight! (twenty four)

"What happens if you lose?"

Linghu Chong said.

"You can do whatever you say!"

Tian Boguang said.

"Wait for me to think about it..."

Linghu Chong thought.

"Yes! First of all, the losers must not speak or act disrespectfully when they see this little nun from now on. Once they see her, they have to bow respectfully and say, 'little nun. Master, disciple Tian Boguang pays respects.'”

Tian Boguang spat.

"Bah! How do you know I will lose? What if you lose?"

"The same goes for me. Whoever loses will have to join the Hengshan sect and become the disciple of Master Dingyi and this little nun."

Tian Boguang saw Linghu Chong speak so reassuringly, hesitant expression appeared on his face, he thought: Could it be that Linghu Chong is really superior in wielding a sword sitting down?

Linghu Chong provoked him again.

"If you are determined not to switch to the Hengshan faction, then we don't have to compare."

"Bullshit!"

Tian Boguang was angry.

"Okay, that's it. Those who lose will take this little nun as their teacher!"

The little nun said quickly.

"I can't accept you as apprentices. I'm not worthy of martial arts. Besides, my master doesn't allow it. I, Hengshan School, are all women, whether they are monks or lay people. How can... how can..."

Linghu Chong waved his hand and said.

"Brother Tian and I discussed it. If you don't accept it, you have to accept it. How can you decide?"

He turned to Tian Boguang and said.

"Secondly, those who lose will have to raise their swords and become eunuchs themselves."

The little nun was a little puzzled.

What is it to raise a knife and become a eunuch by yourself?

After Tian Boguang heard this, he squinted at Linghu Chong and asked.

"Brother Linghu, are you really sure of victory?"

"Naturally, fighting standing up. I, Linghu Chong, rank No. 80 in the Southern Martial Arts; fighting sitting down, I rank second!"

Tian Boguang was very curious and asked.

"You second? Who is the first?"

"That's Dongfang Bubai, the leader of the Demon Cult!"

Tian Boguang nodded and said.

"You said that the Eastern Cult Leader is number one, and I have no objection. However, Your Excellency, claiming to be number two, is a bit boastful. Could it be that you are still better than my respected master, Mr. Yue?"

"I mean sit and fight!"

Linghu Chong said.

"Standing up, my master is ranked eighth, and I am 89, which is far behind his old man."

Tian Boguang nodded.

"That's it! Then, if we fight while standing, where am I ranked? Who ranks this?"

"This is a big secret!"

Linghu Chong said.

"Brother Tian, ​​I'm speculating with you, so I'll tell you as soon as I say it, but don't let it out, otherwise it will definitely cause a storm among the bosses in the martial arts. Three months ago, the five masters of my Wuyue Sword Sect We gathered in Huashan to talk about the ranking of the famous southern martial arts players today. The five masters were so happy that they lined up all the masters in the southern martial arts."

After a pause, Linghu Chong continued.

"Brother Tian, ​​to tell you the truth, the five respected masters scolded your character for nothing. When it comes to your martial arts, everyone thinks that you are really unambiguous. Fighting standing up, Nanwulin can be ranked No. 14." .”

Tian Boguang was somewhat skeptical, but said.

"The heads of the Wuyue Sword School are all great masters in the martial arts world. To actually rank Tian Boguang No. 14 is an honor. Brother Linghu, are you going to use your stinky tricks in front of the five heads? Unspeakable latrine swordsmanship, otherwise why would they allow you to be second in the world?"

"Is this toilet sword technique?"

Linghu Chong laughed.

"It's too indecent to perform it in public. How dare you show your shame in front of the five respected masters? This sword technique is ugly, but it is very powerful. Linghu Chong talked with some heretic masters, and everyone thought that except for the Eastern Hierarch, no one in the world could do it." enemy!"

"However, Brother Tian, ​​I have to say it again. Although my swordsmanship is good, it is useless except for stabbing flies. Think about it, if it is really a hand-to-hand competition, who would be willing to sit down?" Can't move?"

"Even if I made an appointment with you and had to compete sitting down, when you lose, you will naturally become angry from embarrassment and stand up. You are number 14 in the world standing up, and you can beat me, the number [-] in the world sitting down, easily." Er Yi killed."

Linghu Chong smiled and said.

"So, it's true that you're No. 14 in the world when you stand up, but I'm No. [-] in the world when you're sitting down. It's just a name that's insignificant."

Tian Boguang snorted coldly and said.

"Brother Linghu, you really can speak with this mouth. How do you know that I will definitely lose to you in a sitting fight, and how do you know that I will become angry from embarrassment and stand up to kill you?"

Linghu Chong said.

"If you promise not to come and kill me after losing, then the eunuch's covenant with the eunuch doesn't count, lest you lose your sons and grandsons and have no descendants. Alright, stop talking nonsense, let's do it!"

With a lift of his hand, the table even the jug and wine bowl flew out, and the two sat facing each other, with a knife in one hand and a sword in the other.

"Let's move in!"

Linghu Chong said.

"Whoever stands up first and gets his butt off the chair loses."

"Okay, let's see who gets up first!"

Just as the two of them were about to take action, Tian Boguang glanced at me, suddenly laughed and said.

"Brother Linghu, I have convinced you. It turns out that you secretly laid down your hands and deliberately came to make things difficult for Tian Boguang today. I will sit and fight with you. No one is allowed to leave the chair, let alone your helpers come out in a crowd. It was this little nun who moved behind my back, maybe forcing me to stand up."

Linghu Chong also laughed and said.

"As long as someone intervenes to help, Linghu Chong has lost. Little nun, do you expect me to win or defeat?"

The little nun said quickly.

"Of course I hope you will win. If you fight sitting down, you are number two in the world. You must not lose to him."

"Okay, then please go! The faster the better, the farther the better! With such a bald nun standing in front of me, Linghu Chong will lose without fighting."

Linghu Chong didn't wait for Tian Boguang to say anything to stop him, he swiped his sword and stabbed at him.

Tian Boguang waved his knife to block it, and smiled.

"Admiration, admiration! What a clever plan to save the little nun. Brother Linghu, you really are a... Passionate seed. It's just that this dangerous adventure is too risky."

Only then did the little nun understand.

It turned out that Brother Linghu kept saying that whoever stood up first would lose, so that I could have a chance to escape.Tian Boguang couldn't leave his chair, so naturally he couldn't come and catch me!
Linghu Chong urged again and again, the little nun had no choice but to bow to him and said.

"Thank you, Senior Brother Linghu, for saving your life."

Turn around and go downstairs, just reached the stairs.

Only Tian Boguang shouted.

"middle!"

When the little nun turned her head, two spots of blood flew over, but it was Linghu Chong who was cut on the shoulder by Tian Boguang.

Seeing that two drops of blood were about to splash on the little nun's face, a hand suddenly stretched out to block the two drops of blood.

"Little girl, remember to watch the way when you go down the stairs!"

(End of this chapter)