Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 44

Wu Tian was born unfriendly to water. Even though he had dragon blood and was blessed with dragon water-playing skills, he had to soak in the water for a long time before meeting the system's requirements.

Sadly, Wu Ming found that his skin was swollen from blisters.The system didn't care about Wu Ming's miserable appearance, and said to Wu Ming: "That's right, now you are a complete all-habitant human being."

Wu Ming: "?" System: "Sea, land, air, underground. You can ensure your own safety in any environment. We have trained you to the point where your future development mainly depends on you."

Wu Ming: "Does that mean you can just let me go and do whatever I want from now on?" System: "Absolutely. We won't help you anymore unless necessary. Everything depends on your ability."

Wu Ming was a little unhappy and said: "I'm going to let it go now. Will there be a lottery in the future?" System: "Why are you so obsessed with money? There is a lottery of course, as long as you trigger and complete the hidden tasks."

After hearing the system's words, Wu Ming jumped up excitedly and said, "I finally get rid of you, this talkative bitch."

After hearing Wu Ming's words, the system also said with a black line on the forehead: "

First, I am asexual, and I will transform into a (person) into a man and a woman in the future, depending on my own wishes.

Second, don’t think about getting rid of me. We are symbiotic. Originally, I planned to remain silent from now on. Since you said so, I have decided to argue with you every day if nothing happens. "

After hearing what the system said, Wu Ming wanted to slap himself. Why was he so arrogant? The system was about to shut down, and his words made him have to argue with himself every day. Who could bear this?

Thinking of this, Wu Ming confessed directly, hurriedly apologized to the system, and promised the system many benefits after the transformation of the system, so that the system promised not to argue with him every day.

System Heart, who forced Wu Ming to promise him many benefits, said: "Small, I just promised not to argue with you every day, but I didn't promise not to argue with you. You are still young to fight with me."

After finishing the system, Wu Ming originally planned to ask Hu Dabai how he managed to open up business on both sides of the river without any troubles from corrupt officials, and why those high-ranking officials gave him face.

After thinking about it, the system said that Bai Suzhen's intelligence ability is so good, and I have not verified it. After all, seeing is believing is believing, so I should ask Bai Suzhen about these things, and then compare it with Hu Dabai's answer to know Bai Suzhen. What about your intelligence capabilities.

Thinking of this, Wu Ming returned to the base directly, found Bai Suzhen who was talking to Xiaoqing, and asked: "Sister Bai Suzhen, when you asked me to help you last time, you said that those dignitaries would give me face, so I ask you, why did they Will you give me face?"

Bai Suzhen said: "Master Wu, those dignitaries are not so much giving you face as they are afraid of you. They are afraid that if you fall out with them, their heads will be lost."

Wu Ming became interested as soon as he heard this and said to Bai Suzhen: "Oh, it's interesting. Tell me, what is the specific situation? Am I so vicious in their eyes? Also, from now on, you can also call me boss and high official." I’m really not used to people.”

Bai Suzhen said: "My boss, it's like this. When my wife opened the Heroes Gathering Restaurant in other state capitals, she managed it for the officials of each state capital.

But some officials in the state capital are too greedy. My wife said that they are not satisfied with 1 taels of silver every month. The most greedy one actually wants the shares in your boss, and wants to gather all the heroes for himself.

The madam saw that since these officials were so greedy, they would be tough if they were not soft. The madam asked her masters to sneak into the official mansion in the middle of the night, shaved the official's hair while the official was asleep, and left a note .

The note clearly stated: This time it is only punishment, if you don't know how to flatter and be greedy again, be careful to get your head on the head. "

Wu Ming burst out laughing when he heard this.Xin Xin said: "Why do these monsters like to shave people's heads so much? Sun Dasheng is like this in Journey to the West. I didn't expect that my little fox is like this too. This shaving has almost become a traditional reserved item of the monster clan."

Xiaoqing next to her looked at Wu Ming and laughed, and tugged at Bai Suzhen's clothes.It means: "Sister, while the boss is in a good mood, please help me to say something nice. After all, I rejected his invitation so resolutely back then."

Before Wu Ming went to Bai Suzhen, Xiao Qing was talking to Bai Snake because he wanted to join Wu Ming's camp, and asked Bai Snake to help him explain to Wu Ming. She was a little embarrassed to say it.

After entering the base, Xiaoqing saw Wu Ming's true strength, as well as the coveted benefits of Wu Ming's subordinates.Among other things, the daily food makes Xiao Qing greedy. Wu Ming's subordinates, every meal is the most basic four dishes and one soup, and there are additional dishes and dinners on weekends.

But Xiaoqing was much more miserable, because she only lived here and did not join Wu Ming's camp, so Wu Ming just provided her with clean water, pickled vegetables, and corn bread for free.Even if Xiaoqing wanted to buy some food and drink with money, Wu Ming would not sell them to her, saying that those vegetables were only for his own people.

When Xiao Qing was wandering around the base and found out that even the criminals who threw stones in the square had two dishes to eat, Xiao Qing was completely depressed, feeling that her treatment was not as good as that of Wu Ming's criminals.

Xiaoqing, who was extremely unbalanced, went to White Snake to complain, and sadly discovered that White Snake's standard for each meal was actually eight dishes and one soup. The servant who brought White Snake food said that this was the leader's standard.

After a shameless meal at White Snake, Xiao Qing was completely defeated by Wu Ming's delicacies from the future. For no other reason than to be able to eat delicious meals every day, Xiao Qing also decided to join Wu Ming's camp. up.

When Bai Suzhen proposed that her good sister Xiaoqing agreed to join Wu Ming's camp and was willing to be the commander of Wu Ming's navy, Wu Ming was overjoyed and said in his heart: Although this systematic method is a bit cheap, the effect is surprisingly good.

Wu Ming was happy, and the system attacked Wu Ming and said, "What designation do you plan to give to the water army? Your current guard system is inferior to the Suzaku Guard. Suzaku is fire, and water and fire have been incompatible since ancient times. Do you want to give the water army the number of Suzaku Guard?" ?”

Wu Ming froze for a moment when he heard the system's words.After thinking for a while, he suddenly sang to the system: "

It's not a problem if there are five words floating in the sky

It's just a matter of irritation for a while and then it'll be over. "

After singing, Wu Ming didn't care about the system scolding him for being crazy, and he took Xiao Qing to the goblin-inhabited area.

After gathering the goblins, Wu Ming said: "I announce that from now on, the designation of the Goblin Green Dragon Guard will be revoked and the Vermillion Bird Guard will be reorganized. The Green Dragon Guard will be formed by the Snake Clan."

After finishing speaking, he pointed to Xiao Qing beside him and said: "The girl next to me is the commander of the Qinglong Guard. Please hand over the flag and badge of the Qinglong Guard to her."

After announcing the matter, Wu Ming directly threw Xiao Qing to the gathering place of goblins.

Wu Ming didn't help Xiao Qing. This was a test of Xiao Qing's ability by Wu Ming. After all, it was just handing over sundries like flags and badges. If this little thing couldn't be done well, then Wu Ming really had to consider becoming the commander of the Qinglong Guard. by whom.

(End of this chapter)