Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 38 Fortified Dwarf Tiger
Chapter 38 Fortified Dwarf Tiger
Wu Ming lived in Qingfengzhai for five days, and taught Huarong everything he could teach Huarong during these five days. After feeling that Huarong was completely devoted to him, Wu Ming saw that he had achieved his goal. I took one by myself.I bid farewell to Huarong and continued to travel the world.
After walking out of Qingfeng Village, Wu Ming, who was alone, walked to the foot of Qingfeng Mountain in Anbu Dang car. Suddenly, several men jumped out of the grass at the foot of the mountain.One of the leaders sang: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to get rid of this, save money to buy roads. If you dare to pop out half a word between your teeth, I will kill or bury it." .”
Seeing the people blocking the road and robbing, Wu Ming smiled.I saw the leader: rude in appearance, with a big beard and short stature, just like the dwarves under him, staring at him with bright eyes.
Wu Mingxin said: This eighty percent is the dwarf tiger Wang Ying.I planned to let this guy enjoy himself for a few more days, and wait until all the heroes in Water Margin are gathered before we deal with this greedy, lustful, and ungrateful idiot.Who knows God let me meet him here.
After thinking about it, Wu Ming teased and said: "Which hero is robbing the money on the other side? I still have some scattered silver in my hand. I will hand it all over to the hero. But I beg the hero not to hurt my life and let me go."
The dwarf tiger Wang Ying looked at Wu Ming's handsome appearance, and already salivated regardless of his image.He smiled and said to Wu Ming: "I am Wang Ying, the second leader of Qingfeng Mountain. People in the Jianghu are called short-legged tigers. Since you pass by here, don't leave. Come with me to be the wife of the village."
After hearing what Dwarf Tiger said, Wu Ming was furious: "Open your dog eyes and see clearly, I am a man or a woman." After hearing this, Wang Ying still smiled and said, "You are so handsome, I don't care if you are a man or not." It's a woman, it's best to be a woman, even a man will follow me back to the village to be a good husband."
The system in Wu Ming's mind just laughed out loud, "Haha, Mr. Yazhai, Wuhan University, it's not bad. It turns out that you don't have to worry about eating if you look good." Wu Ming's face turned green at the time.
Anxious Wu Ming laughed loudly: "At first I was still hesitant to accept you today, but who knows that if there is a way to heaven, you will not go, and if there is no way to hell, you will come in. Since you are looking for death, don't blame me for being cruel. "
After finishing speaking, Wu Ming rushed to Wang Ying's face with a stride. Before Wang Ying could react, Wu Ming directly slapped Wang Ying unconscious on the ground with a double blow.
Wang Ying's minions were knocked unconscious by the opponent when they saw that their second boss just made one move.Immediately frightened and fled.But Wu Ming lifted Wang Ying by the collar all the way to the woods at the foot of the mountain, saw a small stream in the forest, and threw Wang Ying directly into the stream.
Wang Ying, who was stimulated by the stream, woke up from a coma. Seeing Wu Ming on the bank looking at him with playful eyes, Wang Ying knew that she couldn't run away. Thinking of this, Wang Ying knelt in the stream, facing Wu Ming kowtowed and begged for mercy.
"Hero, forgive me, please forgive me, I have eyes that don't know Mount Tai, but please let me go, I have an eight-year-old mother and an eighty-year-old child." After speaking, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Wang Ying immediately corrected: "Man, I was too scared just now. I made a mistake. It should be an eighty-year-old mother and an eight-year-old child." Eat your way."
Wu Ming continued: "Wang Ying, you are originally from Lianghuai, and came from the Che family. When you saw the money on the way, you robbed a guest. You were arrested after the incident. You escaped from prison and went to Luocao in Qingfeng Mountain, where you met the Jinmaohu Yanshun and Baimian. The husband, Zheng Tianshou, together robbed homes and houses. Am I right?"
As soon as Wang Ying heard that Wu Ming had found out his details so clearly, he replied honestly: "That's right, the hero spared his life, but I was forced to fall into the grass. I didn't kill a single person after I went up the mountain."
After hearing this, Wu Ming said angrily: "What a mouth, you have not killed a single person. Let me ask you, have you ever made sober soup?" Wang Ying was speechless when she heard this.
Wu Ming went on to say: "You are such an unfaithful, greedy and lustful person, I wanted to kill you with one blow." Seeing Wu Ming's murderous intent, Wang Ying immediately kowtowed and didn't say anything. Li kept shouting: "Heroic man, spare your life, heroic man, spare your life!"
Seeing Wang Ying who kowtowed and begged for mercy, Wu Ming continued: "Forget it, God has the virtue of being good at life, so I will spare you." Wang Ying was overjoyed when she heard that Wu Ming agreed to forgive herself.Just when I wanted to say something more.
Wu Ming continued: "However, although you are exempted from the death penalty, you will not be able to escape the living penalty. Since you are so lustful, I will give you a great blessing, let you spread the harem, and enjoy the blessings of the whole family."
After listening to Wu Ming's words, Wang Ying's head was full of fantasies about the beautiful women around him like clouds, surrounding him, hugging him left and right, living a happy life like a fairy.At the same time, I said in my heart: "I never thought there would be such a good thing. This is obviously a blessing, so how can it be a living crime?"
The system curled its lips in Wu Ming's mind and said, "Be bad, I've known for a long time that you wanted to capture Wang Ying and send him to the goblins as a breeding pig for the sake of your brother Wu Song, yet you said so nicely and even sent him away A great fortune."
Wu Mingdao: "What's so bad about this? It's called waste utilization. It's better than killing him with a knife." The system: "Goblin, according to Wang Ying's aesthetic standards, you let a bunch of female goblins pester him every day, it's not as good as killing him." Killed him with a knife."
Wu Ming: "It is said that the wicked will be punished by the wicked." The system: "Just admit that you are a wicked person. It's just that you have captured Wang Ying now, and when the hundred and eight generals in Liangshan gather together in the future, how can there be one less person?" manage?"
After hearing what the system said, Wu Ming released a dwarf from the storage ring, and said to the system: "Look carefully, what's the difference." so much like dwarves."
Wu Ming explained to the released dwarf the tasks he needed to complete, and told the dwarf that if he had any problems in the cottage, he could go to Qingfengzhai to negotiate with Huarong in the name of drinking, and at the same time left a goblin communicator for the dwarf. .
When Wang Ying saw that Wu Ming conjured up a person who looked similar to himself out of thin air, she was almost terrified, and said in her heart: "It's over, this person is either a god or a monster, why don't I offend him without eyes? It’s going to be a tough day.”
Wu Ming said to the dwarf pretending to be Wang Ying: "The person you want to pretend to be has a greedy and lustful personality, and he is unscrupulous in his martial arts. Usually, you should be careful not to show his feet. If you want to forge, go down the mountain and find a place where no one is there to have a good time and then go back to the mountain."
After explaining to the dwarf, in order to perform the trick realistically, Wu Ming tied the dwarf to a tree, pretending that he was about to torture him, and only waited for Wang Ying's accomplices on Qingfeng Mountain to come to rescue him.
But the real Wang Ying was abolished by Wu Ming and sent two goblins to escort him to the base with goblin aircraft.Before leaving, Wu Ming specially communicated with the goblin elders in the underground world with a goblin communicator, and Wang Ying was sent directly to the underground world.
Wang Ying, who has arrived in the underground world, has only one role, and that is to work hard to improve the blood of the goblins, and strive to make the next generation of the goblins more human-like.
(End of this chapter)
Wu Ming lived in Qingfengzhai for five days, and taught Huarong everything he could teach Huarong during these five days. After feeling that Huarong was completely devoted to him, Wu Ming saw that he had achieved his goal. I took one by myself.I bid farewell to Huarong and continued to travel the world.
After walking out of Qingfeng Village, Wu Ming, who was alone, walked to the foot of Qingfeng Mountain in Anbu Dang car. Suddenly, several men jumped out of the grass at the foot of the mountain.One of the leaders sang: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to get rid of this, save money to buy roads. If you dare to pop out half a word between your teeth, I will kill or bury it." .”
Seeing the people blocking the road and robbing, Wu Ming smiled.I saw the leader: rude in appearance, with a big beard and short stature, just like the dwarves under him, staring at him with bright eyes.
Wu Mingxin said: This eighty percent is the dwarf tiger Wang Ying.I planned to let this guy enjoy himself for a few more days, and wait until all the heroes in Water Margin are gathered before we deal with this greedy, lustful, and ungrateful idiot.Who knows God let me meet him here.
After thinking about it, Wu Ming teased and said: "Which hero is robbing the money on the other side? I still have some scattered silver in my hand. I will hand it all over to the hero. But I beg the hero not to hurt my life and let me go."
The dwarf tiger Wang Ying looked at Wu Ming's handsome appearance, and already salivated regardless of his image.He smiled and said to Wu Ming: "I am Wang Ying, the second leader of Qingfeng Mountain. People in the Jianghu are called short-legged tigers. Since you pass by here, don't leave. Come with me to be the wife of the village."
After hearing what Dwarf Tiger said, Wu Ming was furious: "Open your dog eyes and see clearly, I am a man or a woman." After hearing this, Wang Ying still smiled and said, "You are so handsome, I don't care if you are a man or not." It's a woman, it's best to be a woman, even a man will follow me back to the village to be a good husband."
The system in Wu Ming's mind just laughed out loud, "Haha, Mr. Yazhai, Wuhan University, it's not bad. It turns out that you don't have to worry about eating if you look good." Wu Ming's face turned green at the time.
Anxious Wu Ming laughed loudly: "At first I was still hesitant to accept you today, but who knows that if there is a way to heaven, you will not go, and if there is no way to hell, you will come in. Since you are looking for death, don't blame me for being cruel. "
After finishing speaking, Wu Ming rushed to Wang Ying's face with a stride. Before Wang Ying could react, Wu Ming directly slapped Wang Ying unconscious on the ground with a double blow.
Wang Ying's minions were knocked unconscious by the opponent when they saw that their second boss just made one move.Immediately frightened and fled.But Wu Ming lifted Wang Ying by the collar all the way to the woods at the foot of the mountain, saw a small stream in the forest, and threw Wang Ying directly into the stream.
Wang Ying, who was stimulated by the stream, woke up from a coma. Seeing Wu Ming on the bank looking at him with playful eyes, Wang Ying knew that she couldn't run away. Thinking of this, Wang Ying knelt in the stream, facing Wu Ming kowtowed and begged for mercy.
"Hero, forgive me, please forgive me, I have eyes that don't know Mount Tai, but please let me go, I have an eight-year-old mother and an eighty-year-old child." After speaking, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Wang Ying immediately corrected: "Man, I was too scared just now. I made a mistake. It should be an eighty-year-old mother and an eight-year-old child." Eat your way."
Wu Ming continued: "Wang Ying, you are originally from Lianghuai, and came from the Che family. When you saw the money on the way, you robbed a guest. You were arrested after the incident. You escaped from prison and went to Luocao in Qingfeng Mountain, where you met the Jinmaohu Yanshun and Baimian. The husband, Zheng Tianshou, together robbed homes and houses. Am I right?"
As soon as Wang Ying heard that Wu Ming had found out his details so clearly, he replied honestly: "That's right, the hero spared his life, but I was forced to fall into the grass. I didn't kill a single person after I went up the mountain."
After hearing this, Wu Ming said angrily: "What a mouth, you have not killed a single person. Let me ask you, have you ever made sober soup?" Wang Ying was speechless when she heard this.
Wu Ming went on to say: "You are such an unfaithful, greedy and lustful person, I wanted to kill you with one blow." Seeing Wu Ming's murderous intent, Wang Ying immediately kowtowed and didn't say anything. Li kept shouting: "Heroic man, spare your life, heroic man, spare your life!"
Seeing Wang Ying who kowtowed and begged for mercy, Wu Ming continued: "Forget it, God has the virtue of being good at life, so I will spare you." Wang Ying was overjoyed when she heard that Wu Ming agreed to forgive herself.Just when I wanted to say something more.
Wu Ming continued: "However, although you are exempted from the death penalty, you will not be able to escape the living penalty. Since you are so lustful, I will give you a great blessing, let you spread the harem, and enjoy the blessings of the whole family."
After listening to Wu Ming's words, Wang Ying's head was full of fantasies about the beautiful women around him like clouds, surrounding him, hugging him left and right, living a happy life like a fairy.At the same time, I said in my heart: "I never thought there would be such a good thing. This is obviously a blessing, so how can it be a living crime?"
The system curled its lips in Wu Ming's mind and said, "Be bad, I've known for a long time that you wanted to capture Wang Ying and send him to the goblins as a breeding pig for the sake of your brother Wu Song, yet you said so nicely and even sent him away A great fortune."
Wu Mingdao: "What's so bad about this? It's called waste utilization. It's better than killing him with a knife." The system: "Goblin, according to Wang Ying's aesthetic standards, you let a bunch of female goblins pester him every day, it's not as good as killing him." Killed him with a knife."
Wu Ming: "It is said that the wicked will be punished by the wicked." The system: "Just admit that you are a wicked person. It's just that you have captured Wang Ying now, and when the hundred and eight generals in Liangshan gather together in the future, how can there be one less person?" manage?"
After hearing what the system said, Wu Ming released a dwarf from the storage ring, and said to the system: "Look carefully, what's the difference." so much like dwarves."
Wu Ming explained to the released dwarf the tasks he needed to complete, and told the dwarf that if he had any problems in the cottage, he could go to Qingfengzhai to negotiate with Huarong in the name of drinking, and at the same time left a goblin communicator for the dwarf. .
When Wang Ying saw that Wu Ming conjured up a person who looked similar to himself out of thin air, she was almost terrified, and said in her heart: "It's over, this person is either a god or a monster, why don't I offend him without eyes? It’s going to be a tough day.”
Wu Ming said to the dwarf pretending to be Wang Ying: "The person you want to pretend to be has a greedy and lustful personality, and he is unscrupulous in his martial arts. Usually, you should be careful not to show his feet. If you want to forge, go down the mountain and find a place where no one is there to have a good time and then go back to the mountain."
After explaining to the dwarf, in order to perform the trick realistically, Wu Ming tied the dwarf to a tree, pretending that he was about to torture him, and only waited for Wang Ying's accomplices on Qingfeng Mountain to come to rescue him.
But the real Wang Ying was abolished by Wu Ming and sent two goblins to escort him to the base with goblin aircraft.Before leaving, Wu Ming specially communicated with the goblin elders in the underground world with a goblin communicator, and Wang Ying was sent directly to the underground world.
Wang Ying, who has arrived in the underground world, has only one role, and that is to work hard to improve the blood of the goblins, and strive to make the next generation of the goblins more human-like.
(End of this chapter)
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