Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 23 Su Daji!
After Wu Song agreed to be an undercover agent, Wu Ming gave Wu Song three days of intensive training in acting skills. After all, for Wu Ming, the sentence "life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills" is the best explanation for the life of an undercover agent.

After the training was completed, the two brothers returned to Yanggu County. Wu Ming asked the magistrate Hu Qiuzhen to assign Wu Song an unfounded charge and send him to Mengzhou.

Before leaving, Wu Ming called Wu Song to a place where there was no one and told Wu Song, "Second brother, when you go here, you will find that the characters you see in the illusion of the fairy house are different from the characters you made friends with. Don't be surprised by this." , This is a means to protect those heroes, as long as you remember the names and nicknames, there will be no mistakes." Wu Song said: "Brother, brother, I understand."

Wu Ming went on to say: "Although there is no danger in going here, there are no absolutes in the world. I still have to prepare some means for my second brother to save his life. Second brother wait a moment, let me get you some magic weapons from the fairy family."

After speaking, Wu Ming said to the system: "System, give me a storage ring." The system rolled his eyes at Wu Ming and said, "Don't you have so many storage rings yourself? Why are you so greedy and ask me?" want."

Wu Ming: "The ones I built can't pretend to be living things. Wu Song went to the mountains and the roads are dangerous. There are countless fierce battles. I want to give him a life-saving card."

System: "Okay, just this time, I can't ask for more." Wu Ming: "Okay, but you have to change the thinking of goblins and dwarves, so that no matter what form they see, I will think that I am It's too troublesome for their king to change back and forth."

The system agreed to Wu Ming's request. Wu Ming released a sleeping goblin with the storage ring given by the system, and ordered the goblin: "This is my brother. You will follow him from now on and obey his orders."

After ordering the goblin, Wu Ming handed the goblin to Wu Song. At the same time, Wu Song also gave the goblin's aircraft and a goblin communicator.

Seeing Wu Song's bewildered expression, Wu Ming gave Wu Song a detailed introduction to the use of various equipment, and finally said: "If you really can't do anything, you can summon this goblin and let him take you back to my place." .”

Wu Song saw that Wu Ming had given him so many so-called fairy treasures and a fairy pet. He was so moved that he patted his chest and assured Wu Ming, "Don't worry, brother, Song will live up to what you entrust."

After explaining everything, the two brothers separated. Wu Ming naturally returned to Jingyanggang, while Wu Song went straight to Yanggu County. Embark on his new and exciting undercover life.

After returning to Jingyanggang, Wu Ming thought about his plan carefully, and after finding that there were no loopholes, he went around the camp again. After seeing that the camp had been steadily converted from mining to cement production, Wu Ming grew With a sigh of relief, his first step of the plan was finally successfully completed, and Wu Ming, who had temporarily stabilized, said to the system: "System, draw a lottery."

The system pretended to be stupid and said: "What prize will be drawn?" Wu Ming: "Don't pretend to me, I found that you have suddenly become very stingy recently. No matter what you want, you always refuse and refuse. Even when you finally gave it to me, you still had a look on your face. It looks like it hurts."

System: "Don't blame me. The terminal has gone crazy recently. It ignores the requirements of our split subroutines. We have to solve all the problems by ourselves. The things I gave you are mine. My private goods. Can I not feel bad?"

Wu Ming comforted the system: "There will be milk, there will be bread, there will be everything."

The system continued to complain: "Isn't he just busy evolving? No, I have to find a small notebook to write down all the things you took from me. After the terminal evolves, I will go to him for reimbursement. Otherwise, I will It’s a big loss, these things are all my personal property after my transformation.”

After hearing what the system said, Wu Ming's face was almost black with anger, and he said: "Don't interrupt me, you and the terminal can be resolved by yourself, don't skimp on me, I promised to complete the lottery given by the task of subduing the dwarves. I don’t care if the terminal is given to you or not, anyway, I only ask you for it.”

The system said helplessly: "The lottery card given after the completion of this mission is the designated beauty card."

After hearing that the lottery is a beauty card, Wu Ming immediately became very excited, thinking that his own beauty is finally coming.Suppressing his joy, Wu Ming said to the system: "You guys won't pick an unreliable beauty for me this time, right?"

The system said: "Originally, if the terminal can still accept our request, you won't be able to escape the four beauties in this lottery draw." After Wu Ming heard the system's words, he realized that something might have happened. Huang immediately said harshly: "I don't care. , don’t give me any reason, I must draw a lottery this time, it’s decided.”

The system persuaded: "Don't worry, the four beauties, the fish and the wild goose, and the moon-shame flower are beautiful, but they all have shortcomings. The world only knows their beauty, but they don't understand their shortcomings."

After hearing this, Wu Ming became interested. After all, the shortcomings of the four beauties are such private things that a man only wants to know.

So Wu Ming asked: "Tell me, what are the shortcomings?" The system looked at Wu Ming being such a gossip, shook his head helplessly and said: "Hey, who said women are gossips? If this man is more gossipy than a woman, That's not bad at all."

After sighing, the system then said to Wu Ming: "Chenyu Xishi, congenital heart disease. Luoyan Wang Zhaojun, has athlete's foot and foot odor. Closed Moon Diaochan, has body odor. Shameful flower Yang Yuhuan, is too fat and has bad breath." After listening After the introduction of the system, Wu Ming first sighed and said: "Sure enough, no one is perfect."

After sighing, Wu Ming said to the system again: "However, what does this have to do with me, can't you cure it? Don't use these lame excuses to confuse my lottery."

The system said: "What are you in a hurry for? No one will lose your lottery, it's up to you, but this time the lottery is my private collection, and it's also a beauty card, but there are more options."

Wu Mingdao: "How many?" System: "From ancient times to modern times, all the known beauties, it depends on how lucky you get. You can't draw among the four designated beauties like the lottery at the terminal."

After hearing this, Wu Ming said with black lines on his face: "If I get an ancient beauty, wouldn't that mean I got a primitive man. What's so beautiful about a primitive man?"

The system played a rogue and said: "That's it, it all depends on luck, whether you smoke or not, you will fall down if you don't smoke." Wu Ming said: "Smack, why don't you smoke, fools don't smoke, but the old rules, wash your face with soap first, Then you tell me two more jokes."

The system said: "It's just you who have a lot of things to do." But the system still complied, who made it his fault this time, and one of the promised four beauties flew away.As for the randomly generated beauties, hehe, just let fate, who knows who will be drawn.After washing his face and relaxing, Wu Ming drew the lottery with confidence, but Wu Ming was stunned when he saw the result of the lottery.

"System, come out, do you think I can't kill you, is there such a trick?"

System: "Why are you cheating? How dare you say that she is not a beauty? Not only is she a beauty, she is also the most beautiful woman in history. You don't even want such a beautiful beauty, I don't know what you want?" Wu Ming: "God, Earth, who can come out and judge, is Su Daji a beauty? This is obviously a demon fox!"

(End of this chapter)