Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 194 Disgusting Love Chapter!
Chapter 194 Disgusting Love Story!
Not to mention that Chai Jin was thinking wildly, he was dying.When Princess Jinzhi heard Chai Jin yell to stop, she looked at Chai Jin in surprise.
She wants to see what this handsome little friend has to say.
Everything that happened in the hall was clearly monitored by Wu Ming through the camera function of his mobile phone.Although he didn't know why Chai Jin was in a daze.
However, he knew that now was not the time for Chai Jin to be in a daze.Wu Ming immediately remote-controlled Chai Jin through the headset and said: "You bastard.
Why are you in a daze?Don't talk nonsense, just listen to me, I say you learn.Princess Jinzhi, the reason why I told you to hold back.
It's because your appearance really makes me fascinated. Your peerless face and your beautiful figure make me deeply fascinated by you.
Let me fall in love with you to the point where I can't extricate myself, how could I, Ke Yin, attack you again? Even if you kill me, I am willing.
In this competition, it is impossible for me to admit defeat directly. If I admit defeat, then I will lose the chance to propose to you.
But it is absolutely impossible for me to attack you. How could I attack the most perfect goddess in my mind.
So, as a last resort, I thought of such a way to see if the princess is willing, and if so, follow my method.
My method is, let's limit ourselves to a hundred moves. Within this hundred moves, I will only defend and not attack. Princess, you can attack me as much as you want.
As long as you can break through my defense, then I will lose this game. "
After Wu Ming said this in one breath, he immediately hung up the phone, bent over and vomited, and said while vomiting: "Ma Dan.
I haven't said such disgusting love words for a long time. I really can't stand it. It's so disgusting that I'm sick of myself.
Chai Jin, Mr. Chai, there is only so much I can help you with, the rest is up to you.
If this is the case, you are still uncertain.Then you will be single for the rest of your life.
I have created such good conditions for you, and if you still mess things up for me, you will obediently go back to your fief.
Liangshan doesn't support idlers, you can't succeed in literature or martial arts.If you can't fool the girl with a pretty boyish face, then why should I keep you.
But having said that, if this matter can be accomplished this time, Chai Jin, you can be regarded as hugging.I didn't expect Princess Jinzhi to be so predictable.
She didn't even notice it when she was wearing a robe, but once she took off the robe, let me go, this figure is really decent.
Chai Jin, you boy is very lucky! "
In the hall, Chai Jin repeated Wu Ming's words like a wooden man.Fang La nodded frequently.
The more he looked at Chai Jin, the more he felt that this kid was pleasing to the eye.Seeing how many people can talk, my daughter is of course the most beautiful in the world.
This kid is so upright, so realistic, he can't let this kid feel cold, he has decided, no matter whether he wins or loses in the competition.
He wants to recruit this son-in-law, and it is decided, whoever opposes him will be in a hurry.
Thinking of this, Fang La said directly:
"I disagree with Ke Yinxian's method."
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, including Chao Chutou, were disgusted by Chai Jin's nasty love words just now.
It's disgusting that they vomit one by one, and it's not true if they don't vomit.Spit it out, where is Fang La watching?
You dare to vomit, what do you mean, do you object to this kid's words, thinking that my Fang La's daughter is not worthy of such a compliment.
Don't vomit, what you said is really disgusting.It was so hard to endure the turbulent stomach.This feeling of being overwhelmed is the most uncomfortable.
In the end, Deng Yuanjue couldn't bear it anymore, and he shouted:
"I really can't stand it anymore, Sheng Gong, I may have eaten my stomach, I'm going to Chugong."
After speaking, he clutched his stomach and ran out of the hall.While running, he muttered in a low voice:
"Talent, what's really fucking talented is talent. This kid is so disgusting, I, a monk who has all four things, can't stand the disgust."
Deng Yuanjue took the lead and immediately gave a reminder to the rest of the civil and military officials.Come on, why didn't I think of it.
Control the world, can't control people shit and fart.I have a stomachache, Sheng Gong, you must let me go.
Can you, Sheng Gong, force people with a bad stomach to stay in the hall?
Although this hall cannot be said to be airtight, the ventilation conditions are not very good. If anyone can't help it and a stinky fart comes out, wouldn't it cause the whole hall to be filled with smog.
The enlightened people held their stomachs one by one and said:
"Sheng Gong, I also have a stomachache, I can't help it, I'm sorry."
After a while, all the officials in the hall slipped away.Only Chao Chutou, Yan Qing, Fang La, Princess Jinzhi and Chai Jin remained.
Originally, Chao Chutou planned to support Chai Jin, and stayed with Chai Jin to complete the matter of recruiting relatives through the martial arts competition.
But when he saw Chai Jin and Princess Jinzhi flirting with each other, Chao Chutou knew that the wave was stable.
I remembered that my boss, Wu Ming, often said: show affection, die quickly.Chao Chutou felt that what the boss said was wrong.
The couple in front of them were just showing off, and they didn't know whether they died quickly or not.But what I know is:
I am about to be disgusted to death.What Chai Jin said just now was too cruel, and he couldn't accept it.
Slip away, don't eat dog food here anymore.Just let them play by themselves.
Thinking of this, Chao Chutou looked at Fang La and said:
"Shenggong, all the civil and military officials in this dynasty suddenly had a stomachache. I think there may be a problem with the food.
Food is the most important issue and should not be neglected.I'm going to check it out. "
After finishing speaking, Chao Chutou ran away.After Chai Jin finished speaking, he was disgusted and ran away to the civil and military courts.
He also deeply touched Princess Jinzhi's lonely and unbearable heart.Rao is that Princess Jinzhi has read a lot of love stories.
But I have never seen such explicit, such affectionate (chou) deep (bu) meaning (yao) cut (lian) words.
After listening to Chai Jin's words, Princess Jinzhi got wet on the spot. She looked at Chai Jin with tearful eyes and affection, and she almost called her husband.
When she heard that her father did not agree with Chai Jin's method of recruiting relatives through martial arts competitions.
Seeing that all the civil and military officials in the court ran away, Princess Jinzhi couldn't bear it anymore, she didn't care about the reservedness that her daughter's family should maintain.
Shaking Fang La's hand coquettishly said:
"Father, just agree to Master Ke Yin's method."
Princess Jinzhi acted like a baby in front of Fang La.Chai Jin groaned in his heart: Boss, do you dare to be more reliable.
You actually let me give up attacking and completely defend.Even if you let me attack with all my strength, I can't guarantee that I can win.
You are hurting me now.If you keep it for a long time, you will lose it.
Fang La felt uncomfortable being shaken by his daughter, he couldn't bear it anymore, and finally said: "Daughter, being a father is also a martial arts practitioner.
How can you not know the truth that if you defend for a long time, you will lose, since this kid is so good at Taoism.
How could it be so hard for him to defend a hundred moves as a father.
He only needs to be able to defend thirty strokes, and he will pass the test if he is a father. "
(End of this chapter)
Not to mention that Chai Jin was thinking wildly, he was dying.When Princess Jinzhi heard Chai Jin yell to stop, she looked at Chai Jin in surprise.
She wants to see what this handsome little friend has to say.
Everything that happened in the hall was clearly monitored by Wu Ming through the camera function of his mobile phone.Although he didn't know why Chai Jin was in a daze.
However, he knew that now was not the time for Chai Jin to be in a daze.Wu Ming immediately remote-controlled Chai Jin through the headset and said: "You bastard.
Why are you in a daze?Don't talk nonsense, just listen to me, I say you learn.Princess Jinzhi, the reason why I told you to hold back.
It's because your appearance really makes me fascinated. Your peerless face and your beautiful figure make me deeply fascinated by you.
Let me fall in love with you to the point where I can't extricate myself, how could I, Ke Yin, attack you again? Even if you kill me, I am willing.
In this competition, it is impossible for me to admit defeat directly. If I admit defeat, then I will lose the chance to propose to you.
But it is absolutely impossible for me to attack you. How could I attack the most perfect goddess in my mind.
So, as a last resort, I thought of such a way to see if the princess is willing, and if so, follow my method.
My method is, let's limit ourselves to a hundred moves. Within this hundred moves, I will only defend and not attack. Princess, you can attack me as much as you want.
As long as you can break through my defense, then I will lose this game. "
After Wu Ming said this in one breath, he immediately hung up the phone, bent over and vomited, and said while vomiting: "Ma Dan.
I haven't said such disgusting love words for a long time. I really can't stand it. It's so disgusting that I'm sick of myself.
Chai Jin, Mr. Chai, there is only so much I can help you with, the rest is up to you.
If this is the case, you are still uncertain.Then you will be single for the rest of your life.
I have created such good conditions for you, and if you still mess things up for me, you will obediently go back to your fief.
Liangshan doesn't support idlers, you can't succeed in literature or martial arts.If you can't fool the girl with a pretty boyish face, then why should I keep you.
But having said that, if this matter can be accomplished this time, Chai Jin, you can be regarded as hugging.I didn't expect Princess Jinzhi to be so predictable.
She didn't even notice it when she was wearing a robe, but once she took off the robe, let me go, this figure is really decent.
Chai Jin, you boy is very lucky! "
In the hall, Chai Jin repeated Wu Ming's words like a wooden man.Fang La nodded frequently.
The more he looked at Chai Jin, the more he felt that this kid was pleasing to the eye.Seeing how many people can talk, my daughter is of course the most beautiful in the world.
This kid is so upright, so realistic, he can't let this kid feel cold, he has decided, no matter whether he wins or loses in the competition.
He wants to recruit this son-in-law, and it is decided, whoever opposes him will be in a hurry.
Thinking of this, Fang La said directly:
"I disagree with Ke Yinxian's method."
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, including Chao Chutou, were disgusted by Chai Jin's nasty love words just now.
It's disgusting that they vomit one by one, and it's not true if they don't vomit.Spit it out, where is Fang La watching?
You dare to vomit, what do you mean, do you object to this kid's words, thinking that my Fang La's daughter is not worthy of such a compliment.
Don't vomit, what you said is really disgusting.It was so hard to endure the turbulent stomach.This feeling of being overwhelmed is the most uncomfortable.
In the end, Deng Yuanjue couldn't bear it anymore, and he shouted:
"I really can't stand it anymore, Sheng Gong, I may have eaten my stomach, I'm going to Chugong."
After speaking, he clutched his stomach and ran out of the hall.While running, he muttered in a low voice:
"Talent, what's really fucking talented is talent. This kid is so disgusting, I, a monk who has all four things, can't stand the disgust."
Deng Yuanjue took the lead and immediately gave a reminder to the rest of the civil and military officials.Come on, why didn't I think of it.
Control the world, can't control people shit and fart.I have a stomachache, Sheng Gong, you must let me go.
Can you, Sheng Gong, force people with a bad stomach to stay in the hall?
Although this hall cannot be said to be airtight, the ventilation conditions are not very good. If anyone can't help it and a stinky fart comes out, wouldn't it cause the whole hall to be filled with smog.
The enlightened people held their stomachs one by one and said:
"Sheng Gong, I also have a stomachache, I can't help it, I'm sorry."
After a while, all the officials in the hall slipped away.Only Chao Chutou, Yan Qing, Fang La, Princess Jinzhi and Chai Jin remained.
Originally, Chao Chutou planned to support Chai Jin, and stayed with Chai Jin to complete the matter of recruiting relatives through the martial arts competition.
But when he saw Chai Jin and Princess Jinzhi flirting with each other, Chao Chutou knew that the wave was stable.
I remembered that my boss, Wu Ming, often said: show affection, die quickly.Chao Chutou felt that what the boss said was wrong.
The couple in front of them were just showing off, and they didn't know whether they died quickly or not.But what I know is:
I am about to be disgusted to death.What Chai Jin said just now was too cruel, and he couldn't accept it.
Slip away, don't eat dog food here anymore.Just let them play by themselves.
Thinking of this, Chao Chutou looked at Fang La and said:
"Shenggong, all the civil and military officials in this dynasty suddenly had a stomachache. I think there may be a problem with the food.
Food is the most important issue and should not be neglected.I'm going to check it out. "
After finishing speaking, Chao Chutou ran away.After Chai Jin finished speaking, he was disgusted and ran away to the civil and military courts.
He also deeply touched Princess Jinzhi's lonely and unbearable heart.Rao is that Princess Jinzhi has read a lot of love stories.
But I have never seen such explicit, such affectionate (chou) deep (bu) meaning (yao) cut (lian) words.
After listening to Chai Jin's words, Princess Jinzhi got wet on the spot. She looked at Chai Jin with tearful eyes and affection, and she almost called her husband.
When she heard that her father did not agree with Chai Jin's method of recruiting relatives through martial arts competitions.
Seeing that all the civil and military officials in the court ran away, Princess Jinzhi couldn't bear it anymore, she didn't care about the reservedness that her daughter's family should maintain.
Shaking Fang La's hand coquettishly said:
"Father, just agree to Master Ke Yin's method."
Princess Jinzhi acted like a baby in front of Fang La.Chai Jin groaned in his heart: Boss, do you dare to be more reliable.
You actually let me give up attacking and completely defend.Even if you let me attack with all my strength, I can't guarantee that I can win.
You are hurting me now.If you keep it for a long time, you will lose it.
Fang La felt uncomfortable being shaken by his daughter, he couldn't bear it anymore, and finally said: "Daughter, being a father is also a martial arts practitioner.
How can you not know the truth that if you defend for a long time, you will lose, since this kid is so good at Taoism.
How could it be so hard for him to defend a hundred moves as a father.
He only needs to be able to defend thirty strokes, and he will pass the test if he is a father. "
(End of this chapter)
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