Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 191 Literature Examination Project: Couplets!

Chai Jin looked at Princess Jinzhi, and his heart was already filled with two people, one was the delicate little beauty in front of him, and the other was the boss Wu Caishen who was so kind to him.

So much so that he didn't hear the question given by the prime minister, and the prime minister called himself a few times, if it wasn't for Chao Chuto kicking Chai Jin.

Chai Jin was still wandering in the sky, and Chai Jin who woke up looked at the prime minister and smiled embarrassingly.Said: "I'm sorry.

I was lost in thought just now, I didn't hear clearly what the Prime Minister asked, can I trouble you to say it again. "

The prime minister smiled slightly and said understandingly: "I can understand who hasn't been young before. My topic is couplets.

We literati have nothing to compare with, nothing more than poems and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and couplets.Are you ready? "

After listening to the prime minister's words, Chai Jin was really a bit hypocritical. He knew poetry, poetry, calligraphy and painting, but he was not proficient in them.

Especially this antithetical couplet, he doesn't even know it anymore, isn't this nonsense, what's wrong?Just when Chai Jin was about to decline and asked the prime minister to change the topic.

The voice of his boss Wu Ming suddenly came from his ears, don't be afraid, confronting him is nothing more than a couplet.Trivial.

Anyway, I'm also the one who has seen Tang Bohu order Qiuxiang. How could this prime minister be right over the five provinces and the king.

What's more, the ace Tang Bohu is a character who vomits blood when he is right and right. This topic is interesting.You ask him to ask questions.

I am right.If I don't play this, I will be blind in vain. I have watched the pair of pairs in Tang Bohu's Point of Autumn Fragrance 28 times.

After hearing Wu Ming's words, Chai Jin looked left and right, but didn't find Wu Caishen here, and said in his heart:

Could this be the legend.

The boss's technique of sound transmission for thousands of miles?The reason why Chai Jin could hear Wu Ming's voice was because when the prime minister said that he wanted to test Chai Jin's couplets.

Chao Chutou knew that something was going wrong, and Chao Chutou didn't know what Chai Jin's virtues and skills were after he had been on Liangshan for so long.

To say that Chai Jin is both civil and military is to put gold on Chai Jin's face. He Chai Jin is capable of both literature and martial arts, but he is only at the level of half a bottle of vinegar.

Don't even think about it, he is a little prince, he has been well-clothed since he was a child, how could he work hard to practice martial arts well, as for literary talent.

Chai Jin came to some, and the poems and songs came out as soon as he opened his mouth. The key problem is that those are all famous articles of the predecessors.

He, Chai Jin, was forced to memorize it by BI since he was a child. If it is a test of poetry and poetry, it is not considered cheating if Chai Jin memorizes some famous essays.

But if you take the couplet test, Chao Chutou believes that even if you knock Chai Jin to the ground with a stick, he won't be able to give you a fart.

In an emergency, Chao Chutou had no choice but to take the risk of letting the fox master who pretended to be his personal entourage cast illusions, and he took advantage of the time when everyone was confused.

Immediately dialed Wu Ming's phone and told Wu Ming the current situation. After listening to Chao Chutou's report, Wu Ming made a decisive decision.

He asked Chao Chuto to put the accessories on the mobile phone and the bluetooth headset into Chai Jin's ears. Anyway, men in ancient times also liked to wear some weird accessories.

Since it is in the main hall, except for those civil officials, the masters of the fox clan need to be confused, basically they are all masters.

Therefore, the environment lasted for a relatively short time this time, when Chao Chutu put the bluetooth headset in Chai Jin's ear.

The illusion created by the fox clan masters dissipated.Fang La looked at Chao Chutou who did not know when he was standing next to Chai Jin and asked in surprise:

"Besides, when did you run to your nephew, I didn't even notice, I know you are nervous about your nephew.

However, don't worry, as long as he can match the pair, it doesn't matter whether the pair is neat or not. After all, matching the pair is not an easy task. "

Chao Chutuo forced a smile, put his hand into his sleeve pocket, and quietly turned his phone on the speakerphone mode.

In this way, it is convenient for his boss, Wu Ming, to hear the prime minister's question clearly.With Wu Ming's guarantee, Chai Jin said to the prime minister very confidently:

"Please come up with a question." Looking at Chai Jin's confident smile, the prime minister felt relieved, and he didn't know what was wrong.

Unexpectedly, the most difficult pair came out, and he was already a member of the Wucai God camp, so how could he have a brain-twitching nephew who couldn't get rid of Chao.

Maybe it was because I made a mistake of ignoring literati at that time.However, the problem is not big and can be remedied.Just make it simple for yourself.

After thinking about it, the prime minister smiled and said to Chai Jin: "Let's deal with the simpler ones, I will make the upper line, and you will do the lower line.

Start with a word couplet.You listen carefully, my Shanghai couplet is: God.Please check the next link. "

As soon as the prime minister finished speaking, Princess Jinzhi standing behind Fang La couldn't help but burst out laughing.

After Chai Jin heard Princess Jinzhi's laughter, he couldn't help turning his head to look, and he found that the smiling Princess Jinzhi was even more beautiful.

It turned out that when Princess Jinzhi laughed, there were actually two dimples on both sides of her face.It looks so cute.

Chai Jin is crazy, originally very simple couplet, as long as he is not stupid, anyone can immediately come up with a couplet.But Chai Jin forgot right.

Fang La glanced at Chai Jin, who was looking at her daughter's eyes, and "hummed", waking Chai Jin awake.

Chai Jin also knew that he had lost his composure, and immediately saluted Fang La: "Shenggong, please forgive me for my little rudeness, it makes me patriotic.

The cute smile makes people never get tired of watching it, the little one couldn't hold it for a while, and looked at Shenggong Haihan.I'm right on this pair. "

Which woman doesn't like to be praised for her beauty, and she is still praised like this by a handsome man she likes.

Princess Jinzhi, who had never seen the world, was blown away by the casual words of a veteran in love, Chai Jin, and she shook Fang La's hand.

She said coquettishly, "Father, you can't blame this young master. I couldn't help it. I laughed out loud first. You should forgive him."

Looking at her daughter, Fang La really had no choice but to continue scolding Chai Jin, so she had to vent her anger on the prime minister.

"Prime Minister, it's a bit obvious that you're letting go. Although you usually have a good relationship with Chu Tou, you can't favor his nephew like this.

Now I want you to make a pair again, but you can't make a pair of one word. A pair like heaven and earth can be matched by a fool. "

After the prime minister heard this, he felt very wronged. He was really afraid that if his pair was caught by Chai Jin, he would not be able to explain to Chao Chutou.

So he retorted: "Sheng Gong's words are different. Pairing is a process from easy to difficult. I made a one-word pair first.

If he gets it right, I will make a two-word pair, and so on, step by step.It has been published until a hundred words are correct, and a thousand words are correct. "

After hearing the prime minister's rebuttal, no matter it was Fang La, Chao Chutou, or even Wu Ming who was far away in the Liangshan barracks outside the city of Hangzhou, they all rolled their eyes.

You are numb, paralyzed, and you can't get a hundred words right, a thousand words right, why don't you go to heaven.When you finish publishing the couplets, we should all die of old age.

Fang La said angrily: "Nonsense, as long as you want to be right like this, just follow what you said, starting with one word and ending with five words."

(End of this chapter)