Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 18 Wu Dalang Fools Wu Erlang
After the servants brought the dishes to the table, Wu Ming saw what kind of good dishes it was, a pile of boiled peanuts in salt water, a plate of scrambled eggs with green onion, a white-cut chicken, and a pot of stewed rabbit.Wu Ming wanted to get angry at first, so you give me this when brothers get together.

After thinking about it, I thought about it again. One was that the conditions at that time in the Song Dynasty were considered good dishes, and the other was that their eating conditions in the mountains were not much better.

Anyway, these dishes are for drinking, so be it. When I am free, I must bring the rich food of future generations to this world.

After waving his subordinates back, Wu Ming looked at Wu Song and said, "Brother, let's see what my brother's methods are."

After finishing speaking, Wu Ming said in his heart: "System, get to work, don't be lazy, give me three boxes of state guest Moutai."

System: "Why don't you drink to death and return three boxes, I owe you nothing, and I'm not your slave."

Wu Ming: "Of course you owe me. You said how many times you cheated on me. You said you wanted to make up for me. Asked you for some wine. Where did you come up with so much nonsense. It's not like you don't know Wu Erlang's drinking capacity. After wrangling with the system, Wu Ming pointed to the open space and said, "Change."

The system cooperated very well and sent the three boxes of Moutai, the state guest, to the open space pointed by Wu Ming's finger.

Wu Song couldn't help being stunned when he saw Moutai appearing out of nowhere, Wu Ming said: "Come on, second brother, don't be in a daze, and taste the unique fairy wine in this world." After finishing speaking, he opened the package of Moutai and got a glass for himself and Wu Song.

Wu Song looked at Wu Ming with a small wine glass and said: "Brother is too uncomfortable. A big man should drink in a big bowl and eat meat. Big brother looks like a bitch like this."

Wu Ming said flickeringly: "Of course, the old wine from the immortal family can't be drunk in the same way as those ordinary wines. Second brother, have you ever seen an immortal drinking with cattle?"

Wu Ming's words left Wu Song speechless, so he picked up the wine glass and took a sip. Wu Song immediately shouted: "Shuang, this is the wine that men should drink. Brother, don't stop me. How can such a good wine be drunk?" Tasting slowly like this, after finishing speaking, I picked up a bottle of Moutai, opened the bottle cap like Wu Ming, put my mouth to the mouth of the bottle, and finished the bottle with a gulp.

Wu Ming just looked at Wu Song with a smile and said: "Say silly things, how could Big Brother stop you? Not all of Big Brother's is yours. You can drink as much as you want, if you don't have enough, Big Brother still has more."

After finishing speaking, Wu Ming was thinking: "In the Water Margin, there are two great wine drinkers, one is Wu Song and the other is Lu Zhishen. The friendship between these two people is not ordinary, and it seems that their equally good wine has something to do with it."

Wu Song drank two and a half boxes of Guobin Maotai in one breath before he said: "Brother, tell me, how did you meet the immortal?"

The system said meanly on one side: "Just fool your stupid brother." Wu Ming said angrily: "System, do you think that you have no form and I can't do anything about you?"

The system said meanly: "That's right, what's the matter, you have the ability to hit me, you have the ability to bite me, but you can't hit or bite me, la la la la la la..."

Wu Ming: "System, don't blame me, you forced me, what kind of d, o, n, g are you..." Wu Ming deliberately lengthened the pitch of the last note.

Immediately after the system heard it, a villain formed in Wu Ming's mind. This villain showed a cold sweat and trembling appearance, bowed and bowed to Wu Ming and said, "Don't say the last word." Come out, I am afraid of these words. You are really ruthless, and you are not afraid that we will die together. I am convinced of you, you are a cow, you are the boss."

Wu Ming: "Small, fight with me, do you know that I have tolerated you for a long time, you can interrupt or make jokes when I talk, after all, we are symbiotic partners, I can't stop you from talking, but you can't be indifferent If you want to piss me off on occasion, just piss me off, things depend on priorities, what you say depends on the occasion, and you should be more careful when you speak in the future, or don't blame me for breaking up with you."

After teaching the system, Wu Ming said to Wu Song: "The matter started three years ago. After I sent you out that year, on the way home I saw a white-haired old man sitting helplessly on a stone. When I saw his sallow and emaciated appearance, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him, so I took out the dry food that I couldn't bear to eat and gave it to the old man."

"The old man took the dry food I gave him and didn't eat it. Instead, he held it in his hand and said to me: Young man, I will take this dry food first. I know you still have five taels of silver in your arms. Hello man After all, can you give me the silver too?

Although this silver was all my property, I saw the begging look in the old man's eyes. I gritted my teeth and gave the last silver to the old man in a cruel move. "

"After the old man took the money, he said again: Young man, I think the clothes you are wearing are not bad, anyway, the weather is not cold now, you just give me the coat too.

I wanted to refuse, but then I thought about it again. The old man is getting old, and survival will be a problem in the future. There is only one piece of clothing left and right, so I will give it to him. I am young and have hands and feet. Where can I go? Neither starve nor freeze. "

"Thinking of this, I took off my coat and gave it to the old man, and then said to the old man: "Old man, this is the last thing I can give you. I only have underwear left on me. I can't give you this." You, if I send these to you again, I should run home naked."

The old man laughed loudly after hearing this. In his laughter, I could hear that the old man was full of energy and didn't feel weak at all.

"After the old man finished laughing, he said to me: It is really rare to see a kind young man like you now. I have traveled all over the world, Song, Jin, Mongolia, Xia Dynasty, and Daliao. For a down-to-earth young man like you, it is fate to meet each other. My ancestor, I will send you a fortune.

After finishing speaking, he blew on the dry food in his hand and handed it to me. "

"I took the dry food in confusion, and suddenly a blue light flashed in front of my eyes, and the old man disappeared, and the clothes I gave the old man returned to me inexplicably. At the same time, I heard the old man's voice Voice: The Tao should not be passed on lightly, I will accept the silver taels as the tuition fee for my impartation of your immortality, you take the dry food and go home quickly, eat the dry food and go to bed immediately when you get home, that’s all the words, what to do, you decide for yourself. "

"Encountering such a weird thing, with an attitude of preferring to believe it or not, I followed the mysterious old man's order and immediately ran back home, and then ate dry food and went to bed.

In the dream, I learned a lot of incredible things, and I will tell you about those things slowly when I come back. In the dream, I also saw many things that will happen in the future, and I will tell you all of these things in the future. "

"After I woke up, I found that not only did I remember the scene in the dream clearly, but I also experimented with what I learned in the dream, and I could realize it one by one. At the same time, I also found that there were suddenly more Inexhaustible strange power."

"Second brother, I'm just saying this so I'm afraid you won't believe it, so how about it, I learned the art of transformation in a dream, and I'll show you one."

After saying that, Wu Ming's heart moved, and with a bang, the system added sound effects in time, and Wu Ming changed from a druid to a dwarf king.Seeing Wu Ming who suddenly turned into a dwarf king in front of him, Wu Song was shocked, and he opened his posture and was about to use force.

He said in his mouth: "Monster, quickly return my elder brother." Wu Ming in the form of the dwarf king shook his head helplessly and changed back to the form of a druid.Said: "The ones who just changed are not monsters, but the legendary dwarves. It scares you. I will change it into a common one for you."

After finishing speaking, the system continued dubbing, and Wu Ming turned into an owl again.Wu Ming, who transformed into an owl, spoke out: "Second brother, what's the matter, what is the way of transformation, big brother?"

Wu Song said curiously and excitedly: "It's fun, it's fun, can you change something else?" Wu Ming just wanted to say no, the system said: "Don't rush to deny, no one can say what will happen in the future, just tell Wu Song that you Talent is limited, and I only comprehend these two changes for the time being."

(End of this chapter)