Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 152 Yu Qilin Flying Legs Cheated His Father, Lu Zhishen Laid A Gun Blackmail!
Chapter 152 Yu Qilin Flying Legs Cheated His Father, Lu Zhishen Laid A Gun Blackmail!
Watching Lu Junyi jump up and kick towards him with Shaolin Flying Leg Technique, that coquettish operation made Wu Ming almost pee with laughter.
Wu Ming, who laughed so hard, dodged Lu Junyi's inevitable kick.Watching Wu Ming dodge the kick.
Lu Junyi panicked, he screamed in fright, and shouted to Wu Ming: "Boss, save me quickly, I don't want to die under this move."
Wu Ming was a little puzzled. He looked at Lu Junyi who flew out very strangely and asked: How could you die from this move?
Lu Junyi shouted while flying: When I was learning the art, my master told me personally, he said: Although Shaolin flying legs are powerful, it also has a shortcoming.
The disadvantage is that after this move is issued, it must hit a target before it can stop.Even if it's not exactly on target.
Attacking the rear of the target, any entity must be hit to stop this trick, otherwise, this trick would violate the laws of physics.
Completely repelling the gravitational force, it has been flying sideways like this.Fly to the end of time, fly to the dry sea.
There are three reasons why Shaolin Flying Kicks should not kick: don't kick in the desert, don't kick in the grassland, and don't kick in the sea.
This is because these three places are very open and flat. If you kick this move, you will not hit the enemy.
Then you will be miserable, because the shortcomings of this method will take you across the Sahara, across the prairie, and across the Pacific Ocean.
If you kick a kick like this into the sky when you have nothing to do, then you will be happy, you can sing Take me to the moon and fly all the way directly away from the earth.
These are not the key points. The key point is to remember not to kick in the air. Otherwise, you will not be able to kick the enemy and you will starve to death during the flight.
Hearing Lu Junyi's shouting and looking at Lu Junyi who was still flying further and further away, Wu Ming was happy and thought to himself: This is some unreliable time traveler coming over.
He actually described a Shaolin Flying Kick technique as so high-end and classy, so impressive.I'm here today to see how far this Lu Junyi can fly.
You can also fly directly to the moon. Damn, you can at least be more reliable when you brag. I don’t dare to brag like this even though I have an omnipotent system at my side.
Wu Ming watched like this, watching Lu Junyi fly more than 50 meters away, the speed slowly dropped, Wu Ming estimated:
After this move is kicked out, if there is no obstacle to block it, it will be good to be able to fly more than 100 meters.
Just when Wu Ming wanted to see if his estimate was correct, Lu Zhishen, who was so desperate to die, ran to Lu Junyi's flying node while running and shouting.
Lu Zhishen shouted while running: "Boss, wait for me, don't start a war, I have something to say. Fuck, what is this, oops!
Lu Yuanwai, can you see clearly before kicking, we are allies, ouch, my waist is broken, broken.Hold your feet! "
This series of sounds was that Lu Zhishen was running to chase Wu Ming, and suddenly he ran into the attack range of Lu Junyi's flying kick.
Then Lu Zhishen, who was in distress, was kicked in the waist by Lu Junyi, who was unable to stop, and Lu Junyi was under the influence of inertia.
He took Lu Zhishen and flew out for more than 20 meters before stopping.Lu Zhishen, who was shot innocently, lay on the grass unable to get up.
He took a deep breath and shouted: "Mr. Lu, we have no grievances in the past and we have no hatred in the present, so you can't treat me like this.
I admit that I played tricks and let you sneak attack the boss.I want to watch the excitement in the middle, but if you are dissatisfied, you can speak up.
You didn't say anything and just gave me a kick that almost broke my waist. I don't care if you don't prepare ten jars of good wine for me today.
No, my old waist doesn't seem so worthless. Yes, if you don't prepare fifty jars of good wine for me today, I will lie here and not get up.
I want all the brothers on Liangshan to see, and let the boss see what kind of black hands you, Lu Junyi, have done to me.
Let everyone know that you, Lu Junyi, usually speak the word righteousness first, but secretly kick your brother in the waist.
Although I am a monk and have no use for the kidneys, my body, hair and skin are supported by my parents, so even if the kidneys are useless, I cannot throw them away easily. "
Just after Lu Zhishen said that kidneys are useless, Zhiduoxing Wu Yong slipped out of the tree, looked at Lu Zhishen and shouted:
"Lu Tixia, what do you want me to do?" Lu Zhishen raised his head and looked at Wu Yong, who looked confused in the distance. He was really upset.
Suddenly, ten thousand alpacas galloped past in my heart.This Wu Yong is really a pit.I just want to blackmail Lu Junyi for some good wine.
How much enmity do you have with me? You came here to tear me down.
After Wu Yong slipped out of the tree, bursts of laughter rang out, and the Liangshan masters who rushed here early jumped down from the tree one after another.
They looked at Lu Zhishen lying on the ground, and then at Lu Junyi who was standing next to Lu Zhishen with an embarrassed look on his face.
Everyone laughed from ear to ear, Li Kui, the black whirlwind, extended a thumbs up to Lu Zhishen, and said, "Lu Tiju, on top of Liangshan.
Besides the boss, you are the one I admire the most, don't ask me why, I'll tell you right now.Talk about martial arts.
The boss is first, and Lu Yuanwai is second. If it is shameless, Bian Xiang, our boss's new recruit, deserves the number one.
But when it comes to touching porcelain and blackmailing people, I dare to say that even all the people on Liangshan can't catch up with you. "
After hearing Li Kui's praise, Lu Zhishen still wanted to be shameless. He immediately stood up and rubbed his bald head.
Said: "Mr. Lu, don't listen to this idiot's nonsense, you have to admit that I was kicked away by you just now.
I was kicked by you for more than 20 meters, this is also a fact, everyone has seen it, and I will not say what I am like when I was kicked by you.
Even if you made a mistake unintentionally, I can't be ruined by your flying legs in vain, I don't want more, fifty altars of good wine.
I just want fifty altars of good wine, and this time the matter will be over.I didn't ask for it for myself, the leaders present here today have a share. "
After hearing Lu Zhishen's words, all the leaders on Liangshan's eyes widened. Basically, these fierce generals are good drinkers.
Although Wu Ming supplied them with fine wines from Qunyingju Restaurant, it was not an unlimited supply, after all, they were all spirits.
Wu Ming was afraid that if these heroes drank too much, they would cause trouble or cause trouble. Wu Ming also had another consideration, that drinking too much spirits would hurt his health.
Under Wu Ming's rationed supply, with the drinking capacity of these heroes, there is no way to drink to one's heart's content in normal times, and at most it is to relieve their hunger.
Now they saw that Lu Zhishen was so enlightened, that he did not eat alone, and everyone shared the benefits, and everyone spoke for Lu Zhishen.
Mr. Lu, your family has a big business, so you don’t need a good bar like this.
(End of this chapter)
Watching Lu Junyi jump up and kick towards him with Shaolin Flying Leg Technique, that coquettish operation made Wu Ming almost pee with laughter.
Wu Ming, who laughed so hard, dodged Lu Junyi's inevitable kick.Watching Wu Ming dodge the kick.
Lu Junyi panicked, he screamed in fright, and shouted to Wu Ming: "Boss, save me quickly, I don't want to die under this move."
Wu Ming was a little puzzled. He looked at Lu Junyi who flew out very strangely and asked: How could you die from this move?
Lu Junyi shouted while flying: When I was learning the art, my master told me personally, he said: Although Shaolin flying legs are powerful, it also has a shortcoming.
The disadvantage is that after this move is issued, it must hit a target before it can stop.Even if it's not exactly on target.
Attacking the rear of the target, any entity must be hit to stop this trick, otherwise, this trick would violate the laws of physics.
Completely repelling the gravitational force, it has been flying sideways like this.Fly to the end of time, fly to the dry sea.
There are three reasons why Shaolin Flying Kicks should not kick: don't kick in the desert, don't kick in the grassland, and don't kick in the sea.
This is because these three places are very open and flat. If you kick this move, you will not hit the enemy.
Then you will be miserable, because the shortcomings of this method will take you across the Sahara, across the prairie, and across the Pacific Ocean.
If you kick a kick like this into the sky when you have nothing to do, then you will be happy, you can sing Take me to the moon and fly all the way directly away from the earth.
These are not the key points. The key point is to remember not to kick in the air. Otherwise, you will not be able to kick the enemy and you will starve to death during the flight.
Hearing Lu Junyi's shouting and looking at Lu Junyi who was still flying further and further away, Wu Ming was happy and thought to himself: This is some unreliable time traveler coming over.
He actually described a Shaolin Flying Kick technique as so high-end and classy, so impressive.I'm here today to see how far this Lu Junyi can fly.
You can also fly directly to the moon. Damn, you can at least be more reliable when you brag. I don’t dare to brag like this even though I have an omnipotent system at my side.
Wu Ming watched like this, watching Lu Junyi fly more than 50 meters away, the speed slowly dropped, Wu Ming estimated:
After this move is kicked out, if there is no obstacle to block it, it will be good to be able to fly more than 100 meters.
Just when Wu Ming wanted to see if his estimate was correct, Lu Zhishen, who was so desperate to die, ran to Lu Junyi's flying node while running and shouting.
Lu Zhishen shouted while running: "Boss, wait for me, don't start a war, I have something to say. Fuck, what is this, oops!
Lu Yuanwai, can you see clearly before kicking, we are allies, ouch, my waist is broken, broken.Hold your feet! "
This series of sounds was that Lu Zhishen was running to chase Wu Ming, and suddenly he ran into the attack range of Lu Junyi's flying kick.
Then Lu Zhishen, who was in distress, was kicked in the waist by Lu Junyi, who was unable to stop, and Lu Junyi was under the influence of inertia.
He took Lu Zhishen and flew out for more than 20 meters before stopping.Lu Zhishen, who was shot innocently, lay on the grass unable to get up.
He took a deep breath and shouted: "Mr. Lu, we have no grievances in the past and we have no hatred in the present, so you can't treat me like this.
I admit that I played tricks and let you sneak attack the boss.I want to watch the excitement in the middle, but if you are dissatisfied, you can speak up.
You didn't say anything and just gave me a kick that almost broke my waist. I don't care if you don't prepare ten jars of good wine for me today.
No, my old waist doesn't seem so worthless. Yes, if you don't prepare fifty jars of good wine for me today, I will lie here and not get up.
I want all the brothers on Liangshan to see, and let the boss see what kind of black hands you, Lu Junyi, have done to me.
Let everyone know that you, Lu Junyi, usually speak the word righteousness first, but secretly kick your brother in the waist.
Although I am a monk and have no use for the kidneys, my body, hair and skin are supported by my parents, so even if the kidneys are useless, I cannot throw them away easily. "
Just after Lu Zhishen said that kidneys are useless, Zhiduoxing Wu Yong slipped out of the tree, looked at Lu Zhishen and shouted:
"Lu Tixia, what do you want me to do?" Lu Zhishen raised his head and looked at Wu Yong, who looked confused in the distance. He was really upset.
Suddenly, ten thousand alpacas galloped past in my heart.This Wu Yong is really a pit.I just want to blackmail Lu Junyi for some good wine.
How much enmity do you have with me? You came here to tear me down.
After Wu Yong slipped out of the tree, bursts of laughter rang out, and the Liangshan masters who rushed here early jumped down from the tree one after another.
They looked at Lu Zhishen lying on the ground, and then at Lu Junyi who was standing next to Lu Zhishen with an embarrassed look on his face.
Everyone laughed from ear to ear, Li Kui, the black whirlwind, extended a thumbs up to Lu Zhishen, and said, "Lu Tiju, on top of Liangshan.
Besides the boss, you are the one I admire the most, don't ask me why, I'll tell you right now.Talk about martial arts.
The boss is first, and Lu Yuanwai is second. If it is shameless, Bian Xiang, our boss's new recruit, deserves the number one.
But when it comes to touching porcelain and blackmailing people, I dare to say that even all the people on Liangshan can't catch up with you. "
After hearing Li Kui's praise, Lu Zhishen still wanted to be shameless. He immediately stood up and rubbed his bald head.
Said: "Mr. Lu, don't listen to this idiot's nonsense, you have to admit that I was kicked away by you just now.
I was kicked by you for more than 20 meters, this is also a fact, everyone has seen it, and I will not say what I am like when I was kicked by you.
Even if you made a mistake unintentionally, I can't be ruined by your flying legs in vain, I don't want more, fifty altars of good wine.
I just want fifty altars of good wine, and this time the matter will be over.I didn't ask for it for myself, the leaders present here today have a share. "
After hearing Lu Zhishen's words, all the leaders on Liangshan's eyes widened. Basically, these fierce generals are good drinkers.
Although Wu Ming supplied them with fine wines from Qunyingju Restaurant, it was not an unlimited supply, after all, they were all spirits.
Wu Ming was afraid that if these heroes drank too much, they would cause trouble or cause trouble. Wu Ming also had another consideration, that drinking too much spirits would hurt his health.
Under Wu Ming's rationed supply, with the drinking capacity of these heroes, there is no way to drink to one's heart's content in normal times, and at most it is to relieve their hunger.
Now they saw that Lu Zhishen was so enlightened, that he did not eat alone, and everyone shared the benefits, and everyone spoke for Lu Zhishen.
Mr. Lu, your family has a big business, so you don’t need a good bar like this.
(End of this chapter)
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