Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 118 The Emperor's Miserable Life!
Chapter 118 The Emperor's Miserable Life!
Looking at the piece of land allocated to him, Zhao Zhe, who was carrying a hoe, almost burst into tears. It was a huge piece of land, at least half an acre by visual estimation.
For the pampered him, this is simply an impossible task.Forget about hoeing the ground, he didn't believe that Wu Ming could be so hard-hearted that he wouldn't let him eat.
However, the reality was cruel. At noon, the hungry Zhao Zhe did not wait for someone to bring him food.
Liu Laoliu sat down next to him, leisurely took out two dead noodles from the bag he was carrying, and started to eat them.
Looking at Liu Laoliu who was eating the dead noodles, Zhao Zhe swallowed greedily, walked up to Liu Laoliu and said, "What is this?
Is it delicious?Can you let me taste it, I have never eaten this thing, I just have a small bite. "
Liu Laoliu looked at Zhao Zhe who was drooling greedily, and deliberately shook the dead dough cake under Zhao Zhe's nose, and said, "Do you really want to eat it?"
Zhao Zhe nodded quickly, nodding like a chicken pecking at rice, and said, "Yes, I want to eat."
Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "I won't let you eat if you want to eat it. Just go and hoe the ground for me honestly. When you finish hoeing the ground, you can eat it."
Zhao Zhe had no choice but to go to hoe the field, and he didn't finish hoeing the piece of land allocated to him until midnight that day.
Tired, he was sore and weak, and he was so hungry that he almost lost the strength to eat, and a dozen blood blisters were worn out on his hands due to ganking a day's work.
The excruciating pain made him curse Wu Ming and Liu Laoliu in his heart, and the Liu Laoliu he cursed was always with him.
After watching Zhao Zhe finish hoeing the ground, he handed the dead dough cake to Zhao Zhe, and Zhao Zhe who took the dead dough cake ate the dead dough cake in two or three bites.
Because he ate too fast, he was choked again. Liu Laoliu, who had been prepared for a long time, took out a clay pot from his bag and handed it to Zhao Zhe.
No matter whether the clay pot was clean or not, he took a few sips of water from the spout, and Zhao Zhe finally recovered.
Liu Laoliu looked at the embarrassed Zhao Zhe expressionlessly, and said, "It's already midnight, don't go back today, just sleep on the ground.
Hurry up and go to sleep, tomorrow morning will continue to hoe the ground. "
Looking at Liu Laoliu's disgusting face, Zhao Zhe really wanted to go up and strangle him to death, but he couldn't beat Liu Laoliu, so he had no choice but to continue to endure.
Under the torture of Liu Laoliu, Song Huizong Zhao Zhe lived a miserable life for fifteen days that was worse than death.During these fifteen days, he learned to farm.
There are two meals a day, except for the dead noodles and corn bread, there is no oil or water in the meal, and occasionally when Liu Laoliu is in a good mood.
He could also be kind enough to add a pickled radish or half a boiled cabbage to Zhao Zhe's rice.But the emperor was greedy.
Zhao Zhe had no choice but to be self-sufficient, and he learned to catch voles without a teacher. Zhao Zhe caught all the voles in a radius of ten miles.
During these fifteen days, Zhao Zhe felt that the best thing he ate was roasted voles.
During the day, he can't see anything, but at night, Zhao Zhe is like a weasel possessing his body, and his eyes can emit green light.If it weren't for Liu Laoliu being strict.
I'm afraid Zhao Zhe could even go to other farmers to make trouble for their chickens.
When Wu Ming came to pick up Zhao Zhe, Wu Ming was happy to see Zhao Zhe who had changed a lot.In the past, Zhao Zhe was fat in vain, just a fat man.
And after only fifteen days, Zhao Zhe is now dark and thin, looking like an African refugee.
Seeing the changed Zhao Zhe, Wu Ming smiled and said, "Well, the weight loss effect is good. Don't blame me, I'm also doing it for your own good, as an emperor.
How could we not know the sufferings of the people? This Liu Laoliu was living a relatively good life, at least he could still live.
In our Great Song Dynasty, the majority of people had a much more miserable life than Liu Laoliu. Now you know why so many people rebelled.
Water can carry or capsize a boat. The people are very kind. As long as you give them a mouthful of food, they will not starve to death.
They will obediently be obedient citizens, but look at how you have governed the country, the simplest request of the common people.
You can't be satisfied with one full meal.You said that you, the emperor, failed or failed?Now you should know that starvation is not good.
I hope you can remember your experience here this time. After the rebellion is over, if you still can't govern this country well.
I'm not threatening you, so just spend the rest of your life here with Liu Laoliu. "
Hearing that he was going to spend the rest of his life with Liu Laoliu, Zhao Zhe suddenly felt an urge to die.Is this still my brother-in-law?
This is too cheating, Zhao Zhe secretly made up his mind, he will never give Wu Ming the chance to come here after he goes back.
Just in order not to suffer, not to live this miserable life, but also to govern the country well.Even if you don't know how to govern, so what.
If I don’t understand, I can’t learn anymore. I can ask someone who understands. If it doesn’t work, I will delegate power. Since you Wu Ming care about the people.
I will give you the full power to be responsible, and I will be my happy emperor. The few assistant ministers in the court will be replaced, because I trust them too much.
That's why they gave the country to GAO like this.That’s why I suffered so much for no reason. I won’t bear the blame.
Zhao Zhe, who had figured it out, immediately patted XIONGPU and assured Wu Ming: "Guoshi, I will never do it again, and I will definitely change it when I go back.
You must put the lives of ordinary people first. If you can't do it, you don't need to arrest me here. I will kill myself to thank the world. "
The beautiful words are very good, but Zhao Zhe is saying in his heart: "If I live this kind of life again, I would rather die. The last time I didn't die, I knew it was only fifteen days.
Fifteen days passed quickly, just bear with it, if you continue to live without hope, you might as well die early. "
Hearing Zhao Zhe's guarantee, Wu Ming was very satisfied.In order to prevent Zhao Zhe from taking revenge on Liu Laoliu after returning home, Wu Ming vaccinated Zhao Zhe in advance:
"I asked Liu Laoliu to handle everything this time. Don't blame others. Tell me if you have any dissatisfaction. But if I know that you are taking revenge on him.
Don't blame me for not being kind to relatives. "
After hearing Wu Ming's words, Zhao Zhexin said: "You still have the nerve to tell me about your relatives, I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes with relatives like you.
I have never seen such a cheating relative like you. Is there anyone like you who punishes relatives to death?People say that relatives help relatives.
As long as you turn your elbows outward and try to torture me for these poor people, you can tell me directly, and it's not like I won't listen.
You still want me to experience life, my life is really miserable. "
Although he thought this in his heart, he did not dare to tell Wu Ming face to face. He was afraid that if Wu Ming was angered again, he would continue to be thrown here to suffer.
After thinking about his thoughts, Zhao Zhe quickly assured Wu Ming: "How could it be, how could I take revenge on him, it's too late for me to thank him.
I followed him and learned how to farm. In a sense, he is still my teacher.No matter how unscrupulous I am, I can't deal with my teacher. "
After hearing Zhao Zhe's promise, Wu Ming turned into a golden-winged roc without saying a word, grabbed Zhao Zhe and flew towards Bianliang.
(End of this chapter)
Looking at the piece of land allocated to him, Zhao Zhe, who was carrying a hoe, almost burst into tears. It was a huge piece of land, at least half an acre by visual estimation.
For the pampered him, this is simply an impossible task.Forget about hoeing the ground, he didn't believe that Wu Ming could be so hard-hearted that he wouldn't let him eat.
However, the reality was cruel. At noon, the hungry Zhao Zhe did not wait for someone to bring him food.
Liu Laoliu sat down next to him, leisurely took out two dead noodles from the bag he was carrying, and started to eat them.
Looking at Liu Laoliu who was eating the dead noodles, Zhao Zhe swallowed greedily, walked up to Liu Laoliu and said, "What is this?
Is it delicious?Can you let me taste it, I have never eaten this thing, I just have a small bite. "
Liu Laoliu looked at Zhao Zhe who was drooling greedily, and deliberately shook the dead dough cake under Zhao Zhe's nose, and said, "Do you really want to eat it?"
Zhao Zhe nodded quickly, nodding like a chicken pecking at rice, and said, "Yes, I want to eat."
Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "I won't let you eat if you want to eat it. Just go and hoe the ground for me honestly. When you finish hoeing the ground, you can eat it."
Zhao Zhe had no choice but to go to hoe the field, and he didn't finish hoeing the piece of land allocated to him until midnight that day.
Tired, he was sore and weak, and he was so hungry that he almost lost the strength to eat, and a dozen blood blisters were worn out on his hands due to ganking a day's work.
The excruciating pain made him curse Wu Ming and Liu Laoliu in his heart, and the Liu Laoliu he cursed was always with him.
After watching Zhao Zhe finish hoeing the ground, he handed the dead dough cake to Zhao Zhe, and Zhao Zhe who took the dead dough cake ate the dead dough cake in two or three bites.
Because he ate too fast, he was choked again. Liu Laoliu, who had been prepared for a long time, took out a clay pot from his bag and handed it to Zhao Zhe.
No matter whether the clay pot was clean or not, he took a few sips of water from the spout, and Zhao Zhe finally recovered.
Liu Laoliu looked at the embarrassed Zhao Zhe expressionlessly, and said, "It's already midnight, don't go back today, just sleep on the ground.
Hurry up and go to sleep, tomorrow morning will continue to hoe the ground. "
Looking at Liu Laoliu's disgusting face, Zhao Zhe really wanted to go up and strangle him to death, but he couldn't beat Liu Laoliu, so he had no choice but to continue to endure.
Under the torture of Liu Laoliu, Song Huizong Zhao Zhe lived a miserable life for fifteen days that was worse than death.During these fifteen days, he learned to farm.
There are two meals a day, except for the dead noodles and corn bread, there is no oil or water in the meal, and occasionally when Liu Laoliu is in a good mood.
He could also be kind enough to add a pickled radish or half a boiled cabbage to Zhao Zhe's rice.But the emperor was greedy.
Zhao Zhe had no choice but to be self-sufficient, and he learned to catch voles without a teacher. Zhao Zhe caught all the voles in a radius of ten miles.
During these fifteen days, Zhao Zhe felt that the best thing he ate was roasted voles.
During the day, he can't see anything, but at night, Zhao Zhe is like a weasel possessing his body, and his eyes can emit green light.If it weren't for Liu Laoliu being strict.
I'm afraid Zhao Zhe could even go to other farmers to make trouble for their chickens.
When Wu Ming came to pick up Zhao Zhe, Wu Ming was happy to see Zhao Zhe who had changed a lot.In the past, Zhao Zhe was fat in vain, just a fat man.
And after only fifteen days, Zhao Zhe is now dark and thin, looking like an African refugee.
Seeing the changed Zhao Zhe, Wu Ming smiled and said, "Well, the weight loss effect is good. Don't blame me, I'm also doing it for your own good, as an emperor.
How could we not know the sufferings of the people? This Liu Laoliu was living a relatively good life, at least he could still live.
In our Great Song Dynasty, the majority of people had a much more miserable life than Liu Laoliu. Now you know why so many people rebelled.
Water can carry or capsize a boat. The people are very kind. As long as you give them a mouthful of food, they will not starve to death.
They will obediently be obedient citizens, but look at how you have governed the country, the simplest request of the common people.
You can't be satisfied with one full meal.You said that you, the emperor, failed or failed?Now you should know that starvation is not good.
I hope you can remember your experience here this time. After the rebellion is over, if you still can't govern this country well.
I'm not threatening you, so just spend the rest of your life here with Liu Laoliu. "
Hearing that he was going to spend the rest of his life with Liu Laoliu, Zhao Zhe suddenly felt an urge to die.Is this still my brother-in-law?
This is too cheating, Zhao Zhe secretly made up his mind, he will never give Wu Ming the chance to come here after he goes back.
Just in order not to suffer, not to live this miserable life, but also to govern the country well.Even if you don't know how to govern, so what.
If I don’t understand, I can’t learn anymore. I can ask someone who understands. If it doesn’t work, I will delegate power. Since you Wu Ming care about the people.
I will give you the full power to be responsible, and I will be my happy emperor. The few assistant ministers in the court will be replaced, because I trust them too much.
That's why they gave the country to GAO like this.That’s why I suffered so much for no reason. I won’t bear the blame.
Zhao Zhe, who had figured it out, immediately patted XIONGPU and assured Wu Ming: "Guoshi, I will never do it again, and I will definitely change it when I go back.
You must put the lives of ordinary people first. If you can't do it, you don't need to arrest me here. I will kill myself to thank the world. "
The beautiful words are very good, but Zhao Zhe is saying in his heart: "If I live this kind of life again, I would rather die. The last time I didn't die, I knew it was only fifteen days.
Fifteen days passed quickly, just bear with it, if you continue to live without hope, you might as well die early. "
Hearing Zhao Zhe's guarantee, Wu Ming was very satisfied.In order to prevent Zhao Zhe from taking revenge on Liu Laoliu after returning home, Wu Ming vaccinated Zhao Zhe in advance:
"I asked Liu Laoliu to handle everything this time. Don't blame others. Tell me if you have any dissatisfaction. But if I know that you are taking revenge on him.
Don't blame me for not being kind to relatives. "
After hearing Wu Ming's words, Zhao Zhexin said: "You still have the nerve to tell me about your relatives, I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes with relatives like you.
I have never seen such a cheating relative like you. Is there anyone like you who punishes relatives to death?People say that relatives help relatives.
As long as you turn your elbows outward and try to torture me for these poor people, you can tell me directly, and it's not like I won't listen.
You still want me to experience life, my life is really miserable. "
Although he thought this in his heart, he did not dare to tell Wu Ming face to face. He was afraid that if Wu Ming was angered again, he would continue to be thrown here to suffer.
After thinking about his thoughts, Zhao Zhe quickly assured Wu Ming: "How could it be, how could I take revenge on him, it's too late for me to thank him.
I followed him and learned how to farm. In a sense, he is still my teacher.No matter how unscrupulous I am, I can't deal with my teacher. "
After hearing Zhao Zhe's promise, Wu Ming turned into a golden-winged roc without saying a word, grabbed Zhao Zhe and flew towards Bianliang.
(End of this chapter)
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