Ball King Pioneer

Chapter 87 The Porter of Chinese Netizens
Thomas Vig has been very eager to work in recent days, because he has been promoted to the position of deputy editor-in-chief in The Times. This is his biggest promotion in the three years since he entered this media giant, and his salary has also been greatly increased.Although he really doesn't want to admit it, Vig himself knows why. It's because Lin Yi doesn't sell the accounts of "The Times", and by the way, he is upset with him as a small reporter. Now the great "Times" is going to let Lin Yi understand the essence of the world, or let Lin Yi understand his own insignificance. Then they always need a dog to track Lin Yi and bite Lin Yi. He Vig is the dog selected by "The Times", and the intern deputy editor is the bone thrown to the dog. When the task is completed, then The word "practice" can be removed.

No one is a fool, so everything is tacit.However, Weige knows a truth, the war with Lin Yi must be his personal war with Lin Yi, the great "Times" must be innocent, and the first thing he has to do is to preserve the face of "The Times", otherwise Weige must be the first to be abandoned, and he will not even think about having his own position in the media industry in the future.

The press conference hall of Ewood Park Stadium, where the pre-match press conference for the third round of the Premier League between Blackburn and Everton at home is being held.Originally, Everton did not arrange for Lin Yi to attend the press conference, but Moyes received a call from the club's public relations department two hours before the press conference, because the sponsor needed Lin Yi to appear at the press conference, so Lin Yi appeared.

The focus of this round is Manchester United's match against their old rival Arsenal at Old Trafford, but in terms of off-court attention, the match between Everton and Blackburn was unanimously considered by the media to be a very good show, because Thomas Wigg publicly said that he would tear Lin Yi apart, completely exposing his parallel nature.On the other hand, Lin Yi also stated on his newly registered social media Twitter that he would not have any communication with him. If he wants to speak to Lin Yi in the future, unless he appears in a maid outfit every time, then Lin Yi will selectively accept his questions.What will happen to the development of the situation is also a topic that the gossip-oriented British media are most concerned about.

"Lin, your poor performance against Sheffield United showed your lack of ability, and you were substituted at halftime. I heard that you were selected for this game again. Don't you think you are unworthy?" The questioner was naturally Thomas Wigg. Today he did not come to the scene in a maid outfit as requested by Lin Yi.

Ji Dong knew that this old boy would not cooperate with his bad taste, so he didn't intend to answer any of his questions.I saw Jiong pinched his right index finger and thumb together, made a movement of zipping his mouth, then pointed at the other party, made a movement of putting on clothes, and finally pretended to open the zipper on his mouth.The meaning is very clear, I don't want to answer your question, I want me to speak, unless you wear a maid outfit.There was enthusiastic applause at the scene. This applause was not for Ji Dong, but for putting pressure on Thomas Wigg. The media wanted to see how wonderful their fighting skills were. Besides, not everyone needs to buy the account of "The Times".

Facing the applause, Thomas Vig is now in a difficult situation. If he doesn’t wear it, he won’t be able to smell anything, so he won’t be able to carry out the next step. In the end, he can only reluctantly pick up a black bag next to it. It was sent by the editor-in-chief last night. It’s a brand-new set of maid outfits. It seems that the editor-in-chief also wants something more explosive.So Thomas Wigg put on a pure white lace maid outfit over the shirt and trousers under the watchful eyes of everyone. Due to the size problem, it looked extraordinarily funny.

"Lin, I want to remind you that I didn't do this because I wanted to satisfy your perverted thoughts, but purely out of the search for the truth. It's my professional love as a news media person. So can you answer my question now?" Although he spoke righteously and portrayed himself as a saint who was insulted by the devil for the truth, his distorted face told everyone.

"Yo, I didn't realize that Mr. 'Viagra' still has such a style. It's a pity that you don't go to Japan to develop! Although your character is not very good, but you still have a good eye. Look at this maid outfit you chose, you are still a lace lover!" Lin Yi didn't answer his question right away, all he had to do was to disgust this bastard first.

Lin Yi's ridicule made the press conference full of joy, especially the Chinese reporters. They heard that Lin Yi said "Mr. Vigr" instead of "Mr. Viagra".The laughter and applause at the press conference were like slaps on the face of Thomas Vigge. He was almost ashamed to death. He thought he would get the support and respect from friends in the media, but they all just wanted to watch the show.

"Lin, let me remind you again, this is England, please pay attention to the spirit of the contract." When he said this, Thomas Wigg's face was already like an eggplant.

"Okay, okay, stop teasing you, I'll answer your question. First of all, I had an assist in the last game, so it's not as bad as you said. Second, whether I'm eligible to enter the squad is determined by my boss, not you. Finally, I'll give you a Chinese saying, if you don't die, you won't die." The last sentence Lin Yi used was in Chinese.

Although the reporters at the scene really wanted to know what "If you don't die, you won't die" meant, but because they knew that Lin Yi still wouldn't give his own explanation, they didn't make useless efforts, and they didn't even protest.Now the media is even willing that Lin Yi throws out a sentence of Chinese every time, which looks very special, and readers and audiences also want to understand those obscure Chinese words.

"You don't have to argue with yourself. You haven't proven anything other than assists. If you have the ability, try the last few goals in this game." Wig doesn't understand Chinese, but he knows that Lin Yi won't say anything to him. He seems to be incoherent now, but he is actually setting Lin Yi up.

How could Ji Dong fail to see such an obvious routine, and thought of a sharp counterattack on the spot, "Mr. Viagra, I now wonder if you are a real football reporter. Our opponent tonight is Blackburn, a team that has won the Premier League championship. Do you have any respect for them by saying that? I am sitting next to Blackburn's head coach Mr. Steve Keane, their captain Mr. Dunn, and their star player Salgado. It seems easy for you to score them a few goals in front of them. Yes, do you take me for an idiot or do you take them for an idiot, or are you an idiot for saying this?"

"..." Thomas Wigg was dumbfounded. Damn, why did I dig a hole for myself? I don't mean it. Aren't these players full of brains and muscles? Why are they so hard to fool.Last time Balotelli was fooled by his own words and almost got into a fight with someone at the press conference. Is it true that the Chinese and Jews are the races with the highest IQs in the world?All of a sudden, Thomas Wigg didn't have a good idea. Ji Dong wasn't fooled at all, and even he was squinted at by the Blackburn people.

Seeing that Vig stopped talking, the reporter from the Sun newspaper stood up impatiently and asked, "Lin, did we receive news that you broke up with your girlfriend? Do you have any new goals?"

This bastard is a thief shouting "Stop Thief", which was obviously reported by their Sun newspaper first. "I don't know if you received the news from that idiot media, which disappointed you. I love my girlfriend very much, and we are fine. Also, please tell the bastard who gave you the news that I am going to give him [-] alpacas."

As soon as Lin Yi finished talking about the alpaca, the four Chinese reporters in the field couldn't stop laughing. Lin Yi is so bad, he really doesn't use dirty words.Seeing the Chinese people laughing, the British journalists at the scene knew that there must be a pun in this passage, but they didn't understand it, and it seemed that they had to ask the Chinese people for help in translating.

The last question asked by the Liverpool Morning News, Everton's partner unit, "Lin, can you tell me your expectations for the whole game?"

"Of course, no matter who the opponent is, our goal is to go all out to win. This is the most basic respect for the jersey as a professional player. In addition, I hope I can score goals." Lin Yi said this very naturally, not only showing respect for Blackburn, but also showing confidence in Everton and himself.

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After Lin Yi's press conference, those Chinese translations quickly spread in the British media and on the Internet.Since then, the four Chinese journalists at the scene have gained a lot of status in the British media circle. They often drink free coffee after the press conference. After all, Lin Yi will express his feelings with some Chinese proverbs or sentences from ancient poems. This has also become a characteristic of the king of the ball.In Lin Yi's words, I don't produce golden sentences, I'm just a porter for Chinese netizens.

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