Ball King Pioneer

Chapter 350 I Come, I Conquer!

Chapter 349 I Come, I Conquer!
The Chinese often say that "blessings come in pairs, and misfortunes never come singly!" This sentence could not be more suitable for Valdes today, of course, the premise is that this neurotic goalkeeper has committed neuroticism.

Today's first conceded goal was when he attacked and was lobbed, and the second conceded goal was when he attacked rashly and was missed by Van Persie and hit an empty goal.

Although he may lose the two goals if he does not attack, it is certain that the attack will be more embarrassing.

Valdez may be a demon today. He is a very emotional player. He still couldn't suppress his anger until Messi kicked off.

Valdez knew that such a mentality would not work, so he needed to force himself to regain his composure.Looking at the bottle of Gatorade in the goal, Valdez turned and went in to get a drink.

Suarez took the ball. He was going to hand the ball to Harvey behind him, but his number one football enemy, Lin Yi, suddenly rushed over, and Lin Yi made a move that made him furious. This action is considered to be as classic as Bebeto's cradle dance and Messi's bright jersey...

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Xiao Li opened the door, and it turned out to be Brother Wang, the neighbor next door.

"Brother Wang, did I disturb you? I'm sorry. I'm a little excited watching the game. I'll pay attention later. I'm really sorry!"

"It's okay, brother! I just heard you say 'grass, grass' loudly. I thought you, young people, should pay attention to their bodies!

Having said that, you are not too young, are you considering getting a girlfriend?

You said you have a BJ account, work in a foreign company, have a car and a house, and look good, so why don't you find a wife?
How about this, there are some nice girls in my unit, let me introduce you tomorrow! "

Xiao Li was really defeated by this enthusiastic neighbor. He came here in the middle of the night to give someone a blind date, which really made people laugh and cry!
Xiao Li thought about going back to watch the game quickly. The first half was only a few minutes away, and he didn't want to miss it.Besides, Xiao Li, the female colleague introduced by Lao Wang next door, only wanted to lead in when her mind was squeezed by the door.

"Brother Wang, I appreciate your kindness. In fact, I already have a girlfriend. It's just that he's not in China, he's gone abroad, and he'll probably be back next year."

Xiao Li moved out all his illusory girlfriends, just to end this conversation, who knows that Lao Wang next door still has something to do.

"That's it, then I won't force you, it's a pity, those female colleagues of mine want to have good looks and good figure, and they are all college students!
Oh, by the way, your sister-in-law made some dumplings yesterday, and he prepared your share. The two of us got up early, afraid that you wouldn't wake up by then, and I just saw you now. I'll bring them here for you. Wait until the door closes. "

Lao Wang and his wife are from the Northeast. They have only lived in BJ in recent years. They can be regarded as new BJ residents. They usually get along well with Xiao Li. The two families often share what they have to eat. It is not once or twice to give some dumplings or pancakes.

Although he is concerned about the game, but Lao Wang is giving him something after all, it is unreasonable not to wait, so just wait!
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Suarez was about to explode with anger. He thought that Ji Dong would come up and grab the ball directly, and then he would just pass him aside with a pass and it would be over.

But who knew that the nasty Chinese guy didn't go forward to grab the ball, but turned his back to himself, and then pointed his two thumbs at his name, which seemed to mean "Hey, big buck teeth, did you see my name? I'm an international star now!"

At this moment, Suarez's previous and old hatreds were counted on Ji Dong's head, he decided not to pass the ball, he wanted to get past this nasty Chinese guy.Although Suarez knows that Ji Dong's defensive and stealing abilities are very strong, it is impossible for Ji Dong to succeed in stealing without looking at him with his back.

Since the Chinaman wants to humiliate himself, Suarez doesn't mind letting Ji Dong suffer the greatest insult!

What is the most humiliating thing about passing someone on the court?The vast majority of people think it is a crotch piercing!

Taking the ball with small steps, Suarez took two steps with the ball and at the same time Suarez made the adjustments for the sprint. Then Suarez stabbed hard, and the football quickly rolled towards Ji Dong's crotch channel.

Suarez was already accelerating at the moment the ball was poked out. His own speed was very fast, coupled with Ji Dong's mental calculation, and Ji Dong's legs were spread, which was not suitable as a starting position at all. Suarez didn't believe that Ji Dong could get the ball one step ahead of him in this situation.

Sure enough, when Suarez ran to Ji Dong's side, he saw that Ji Dong still didn't seem to want to start it, and it succeeded.

Just when Suarez was immersed in the joy of passing Ji Dong through the crotch, he suddenly found that there was no football in front of him. Where did the ball go?
"Beautiful, Ji Dong's reaction was too fast, the moment the football passed through his crotch, he stepped on it with his foot, this is a god-like reaction ability.

Lin Yi got the ball, pulled the ball and turned around, Van Persie had... hit the goal, and Lin Yi chose to hit the goal? ! "

Huang Jianxiang didn't know why Lin Yi shot directly from the center line. It was because the images in the video signal broadcast to him by the director were all within the center circle, and no one paid attention to what Valdes was doing.

No one could understand Ji Dong's action of provoking Suarez just now. The 11 people in Camp Nou, including Ferguson, could not understand.

Ji Dong's feet are very strong, the football does not fly high, but his speed is very fast. This is a standard super long-distance shot.

Following the direction of the football's flight, all eyes turned to Valdes.

"Oh, Valdes was distracted, he turned his back to the fans and drank water."

Huang Jianxiang was wrong, what Valdes drank was not water, but beverages.Although he was wrong, it did not detract from the key message he wanted to convey. Valdés had his back to the goal, and he didn't know it until Lin Yi shot.

Puyol won the game by guessing coins. He asked for the kick-off, and Ferdinand could only pick a side.

Manchester United was the fiercest in the second half. He hoped that the people standing behind De Gea in the second half would be his own people, so he chose the goal stand where the Barcelona fans gathered as the starting side of the first half.

This means that at this time in front of Valdes is all Manchester United fans.

Ji Dong's sudden shot stunned everyone, and before everyone realized what to shout, there were always smart people who would have reacted earlier.

"Hey, Spanish little ones, what do you do with the bullwhips of dead bulls, take them home for your wife's collection?"

A thick-bodied United fan yelled at Valdés across the billboard, a sly gleam in his small, squinted-up eyes.

"England bumpkin, fuck you..."

Valdez was not in a good temper. He was about to curse back when he heard countless chaotic voices, one of which he recognized as Pique's roar.

"Victor, watch the goal!"

The voice was hasty and frightened, which made Valdes subconsciously look back and look forward.

Everything is normal in front, looking up, there are red and blue swordsman shirts around, and the white jerseys are far away. Except for a white Adidas football dedicated to the Champions League, everything else is normal.

When Valdés realized that the white was flying towards the goal, he didn't even have time to throw away the Gatorade in his hand and flew to save it, but his turn was not complete, and he staggered to the end before the save.

Rolling and crawling, Valdez wanted to get up first, and wanted to pounce to the left. For a while, he didn't know what to do, but he held the bottle of Gatorade firmly in his hand!
It's useless to jump, because the football falls into the goal from the right corner of the goal.

Valdez deformed the Gatorade catch, but he couldn't stop the football from entering the goal.

The crazed celebratory roar of the Manchester United fans behind told Valdes a fact, "Yes, this is the real world, you are not having nightmares!"

"GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..."

"!"

"Boll ga into ru!"

"A Bola!"

……

People from all over the world were watching the game, and the commentators expressed the same meaning in different languages. Chinese fans heard Huang Jianxiang's version as "The goal is scored, the goal is scored, the goal is scored!"

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When Xiao Li took the dumplings from Old Brother Wang next door and closed the door, he heard Huang Jianxiang's heart-piercing roar.

Xiao Li wanted to cry, he hated Huang Jianxiang to death, why did he hide from himself and yell every time!

On the TV screen, the image of Ji Dong running wildly and the image of Valdés grabbing the Gatorade bottle with a dazed face switched back and forth. The dazed look of Xiao Li holding the dumpling bag was [-]% similar to Valdés, the same ignorance, the same despair and helplessness, and the same sympathy!

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"World wave, super world wave, Lin Yi scored a super long-range lob from the midfield position, he completed a world-class goal, is this a tribute to Beckham?
Crazy, the craziest first half I've seen in a Champions League game in years.

第43分钟，距离上个进球才过去仅仅3分钟，曼联把比分改写为3:1。两回合总比分上曼联已经4:3领先了，而且现在曼联的客场净胜球反超巴塞罗那1个。

At the same time, this goal is also Lin Yi's 16th goal in the Champions League this season. He broke Altafini's record of 15 goals in a single season. Lin Yi did it in his first European share. Now this great record belongs to Chinese football.The great Ji Dong, he is the greatest Asian player in history, bar none!

If Barcelona want to advance, then in the remaining games, they need to equalize the score or win by more than two goals.

After the end of the first round between the two sides, the outside world is generally optimistic that Barcelona can advance to the semi-finals, but who would have thought that Manchester United will take the initiative now!

This time it was Lin Yi who scored for Manchester United. This is also the first goal of an Asian player in the quarter-finals of the Champions League.Manchester United's trident has all scored in this game, and what's interesting is that all three goals were lobs.

Before Lin Yi shot the goal, everyone didn't understand why Lin Yi provoked Suarez in the game. Now we know that Lin Yi just wanted to lure Suarez past him, so that Lin Yi could steal the ball and shoot the goal immediately. All of this was calculated by Lin Yi. He must have seen Valdez's attention miss before.

It's amazing how he managed to turn Suarez and Valdés around in such a short period of time.

Great game, great goal, I think Lin Yi's goal and this game will definitely become a historical classic of the Champions League. Many years later, when people recall this game, they will know how good a Chinese was in this first half!

Of course, people will also want to ask, what happened to Valdes in the first half? "

Ji Dong doesn't care what Valdés has experienced, he only knows that life must be enjoyed to the fullest, and now is the carnival time for Manchester United.

After Wayne Rooney scored, Manchester United made a collective performance. After Van Persie scored, he went to thank the fans. Now it was Lin Yi's turn to score.Lin Yi also made preparations before. When he saw the football flying into the goal, Lin Yi did not run to the stands where Manchester United fans gathered.

The southwestern stand of the Camp Nou stadium belongs to the most loyal fans of Barcelona. The position of this stand belongs to the fans who have package tickets. They are either diehard fans of Barcelona for generations, or they are the oldest members of Barcelona.

Ji Dong lifted up his jersey in front of them, and he wanted them to see the contents of the vest clearly.

"I come, I conquer!"

Ji Dong uttered these words in Chinese, English and Spanish respectively. He wanted to tell everyone that he was here to conquer Camp Nou!

Boos and curses greeted Ji Dong overwhelmingly. They really couldn't bear Lin Yi's domineering appearance. His unflattering face almost drove these Barcelona diehards crazy. They wanted to rush down from the stands and kill Ji Dong to death.

"Haha, Lin wrote 'I come, I conquer!' in three languages. Is he afraid that Barcelona fans can't understand Chinese? Indeed, there are not many people who understand English in Spain!"

At this moment, Lineker's tone was relaxed. As an England commentator, he is not to mention how happy he is now. Looking at the unbelievable face of the Argentine commentator next door, Lineker made a gesture of counting money at him.

The cause of this incident was that they opened a small perimeter before the start. Lineker beat Manchester United to advance, and the Argentine commentator naturally beat Messi's Barcelona. The bet between the two was 1000 euros.The nasty Argentine made this move when Barcelona scored a goal in the opening game, and now Lineker is just reciprocating him in the same way!

On the court, Puyol, Pique and others were very dissatisfied with Ji Dong's action of provoking fans. If the action of provoking Suarez just now can be understood as for the game, then it is completely different now.

"Lin is playing with fire. He shouldn't be doing this to our fans. It deserves at least one yellow card from you!"

Pique yelled at the referee. He felt that the referee deliberately shielded Manchester United today.

"I have my own judgment, you'd better not interfere with my judgment!"

The referee didn't give Pique any face, but he still walked up to Ji Dong and gave a verbal warning.

"Lin, it's good for you to calm down, don't let the situation get out of control, you're a smart guy, I think you know what I mean."

"Yes, sir, I understand, I promise to change to a gentler way next time!"

The corner of Cakir's mouth twitched. This kid still wants to have a next time. It seems that his grudge with Barcelona is not ready to be resolved.

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After the game restarted, did the camera flash to Valdes? The director seemed to be telling everyone that Valdes had no water this time, and he was looking at the goal very seriously.

Barcelona wanted to try to hit Manchester United's goal in the last few minutes of the first half, but at the same time they were also afraid that Manchester United would go crazy and wanted to continue to expand the score, so there was no unity of offense and defense within Barcelona.

And Manchester United was also very satisfied with their performance in the first half, and they were also afraid of Barcelona's crazy counterattack, so the last few minutes of the two sides were more exciting than intense.As soon as 2 minutes of stoppage time came, Cakir blew the whistle for the end of the first half.

"At the end of the first half, Manchester United temporarily led 3:1. On the aggregate score, Manchester United took the lead 4:3, and Manchester United has the advantage of away goal difference.

Don't go away, after a short commercial, director Zhan Junzhan and director Zhang Luzhang will bring you the data analysis and commentary of the first half of the game. "

After Huang Jianxiang's voice ended, the screen immediately switched to a certain car advertisement.

Although the advertisement was boring, Xiao Li didn't intend to turn the channel. He actually sat on the sofa and stared at the TV intently, and he was holding on to a plastic bag of quick-frozen dumplings without any sign of letting go.

He didn't believe that he would miss the next goal under such circumstances. This has become Xiao Li's obsession tonight, or resentment is more appropriate!
　It has been rainy for a week, and the mood is not very beautiful. Please ask for a monthly ticket and a recommendation ticket. I have to write the key plot well, thank you!

　　
　
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