Landlord System
Chapter 217
Chapter 217
Before the scorpion army could organize itself into a chaotic mess, humans quickly threw down Molotov cocktails and were extinguished by a handful of fireballs.
As for the burning bottle, it was Mo Yu who discovered black oil in the coal mine. Black oil is a good thing, it burns for a long time and is flammable. Mo Yu used it very well and made a simple burning bottle with bamboo. It is a perfect solution to the scorpion crisis this time.
After the scorpion army was wiped out, it was time for Mo Yu and the others to reclaim their spoils.The three traps were filled with tens of thousands of scorpions. These scorpions were quickly harvested by the guards, and they were all made into dishes, which became the main dishes and were eaten for three days in a row.
It is said that eating scorpion dishes for three consecutive days is unbearable. No, on the third day, there were more than 1 scorpions. The wine is stored in the cellar for storage.
In Mo Yu's residence, he ate scorpions for three consecutive days. Mo Yu's stomach couldn't take it anymore, and now he is squatting in the hut and unable to get out.
"I said that scorpions should not be eaten too much, but you just don't listen. See, you have to suffer? You have been squatting in the hut for a whole morning. If you don't feel bad, I will feel bad. Forget it, I won't accompany you anymore. I'll go out and get fresh Air."
How stinky the hut is, you can't even stand the brain, you can imagine how stinky it is.
"Damn it, say it, you said it would be with me! Oh, what the hell, I won't dare to eat scorpions in the future, it's so frightening!"
Fear of being dominated by a scorpion.Mo Yu really didn't expect that eating scorpions could also cause diarrhea, not the ordinary diarrhea, but the one that cannot be separated from squatting on the latrine.
Originally, the scorpion was fine for one or two meals, but Mo Yu and the others ate too much, and the cook used the scorpion to cook, and they always put chili, the combination of chili and scorpion, needless to say, diarrhea is natural, and diarrhea is not only Mo Yu, those who have eaten scorpion dishes in the resident are all squatting and unable to stand up.
So there was a spectacle, hundreds of people squatted together and chatted happily. Although the chatting environment was stinky, who cares, so what if they care.What the hell, if you have the ability, don't squat on the toilet when you have diarrhea.
"Really, I can't stand you, look, the whole camp is full of smoke, eat it, it can cure your diarrhea."
Zhinao Xiaotian went out and walked around, and all he saw were people squatting in toilets all over the floor. He was very helpless, so he had to go outside the station to find a kind of grass, and brought it back to Mo Yu to eat, so that Mo Yu and others could stop This sad fate of squatting on the toilet.
"Grass? You're not kidding! Does this really cure diarrhea?"
Looking at the grass brought by Zhinao Xiaotian, Mo Yu wondered if this brain-dead Zhinao was teasing himself.
"Would you like it or not, anyway, it's not me who has diarrhea, you can figure it out!"
What kind of person is kind enough to be a donkey's liver and lungs!Zhinao Xiaotian directly threw the grass on Mo Yu, and then left here. It needs to go out to get some air, because the smell here is too strong.Although Zhinao Xiaotian is a mechanical product, who let the system add a taste and smell system to it, which also allows it to smell and eat.
"What a smart brain, it's rubbish, and it even assists the smart brain. It's like an uncle, your uncle!"
Mo Yu couldn't figure out what kind of temper this was. How the system installed the emotional program for Zhi Nao was a complete mistake.See, Zhinao Xiaotian is actually angry with himself now, what the hell!
Mo Yu simply wanted to dismantle this broken brain, but he couldn't find the body of the brain. According to the system description, the body of the brain is very small, maybe only one micron. With such a small size, Mo Yu could use a magnifying glass to Can't find it.
Holding the grass thrown by Zhinao Xiaotian, Mo Yu hesitated for a while, but decided to eat it. Anyway, Zhinao Xiaotian couldn't harm him, at most it was just a prank.
After eating the grass, there was no reaction. Mo Yu knew that he had been fooled by the stupid brain.
"Damn, you bastard, don't let me see your real body, I have to dismantle you!"
Diarrhea was uncomfortable at first, but now it is even more uncomfortable to be teased by Zhinao Xiaotian. It is so uncomfortable that Mo Yu can't care about the stomachache, and he has to go out to settle accounts with Zhinao Xiaotian when he lifts his pants.However, when he came out of the residence, Mo Yu was suffocated by the stench. It was terrible. The whole residence smelled like shit, which was disgusting.
"Damn it, did all this shit fall into the cesspool?"
The smell outside was stronger than that of the hut, forcing Mo Yu to return to his residence. It was so smelly that he didn't even have the courage to go out.
But after returning to his residence, Mo Yu discovered a phenomenon, that is, his stomach is really healed.
"Hey, it's really good, not bad! I'm not kidding, it's my misunderstanding!"
The grass given by Zhinao Xiaotian was really good, but Mo Yu misunderstood Zhinao Xiaotian.Now that he knew that the grass was useful, Mo Yu immediately went out to look for grass to help the soldiers get out of the latrine.
Going out to look for herbs, Mo Yu ran into trouble. After Mo Yu left the station, he found a half-human, half-scorpion creature waiting for him outside.
"You are the patriarch of this tribe? Listen, I am the left protector under God Gala, quickly release our companions, and I will let you live!"
This half-human, half-scorpion creature was sent by the God of Gala to save his companions. Originally, the God of Gala was very angry that humans dared to resist him, so he sent an army of scorpions to attack the cowardly humans. Unexpectedly, the scorpion army failed to save them. Killed by humans, but caught by humans to cook.God Gala was very angry and wanted to come personally and kill all these humans. But on the night it set out, the ruler of this plane, Tiandao, found it and told it not to kill those humans personally. If it did, then it would And its half-scorpion family are all destroyed.So the God of Gala was just angry, but had no choice but to do so. Fortunately, Heaven gave it a glimmer of hope. Although it couldn't take action personally, it could let its subordinates take action. If its subordinates killed that group of humans, Heaven would not blame it.That's why there is this scene where Guardian God Zuo of Gala meets Mo Yu.
"Let me live! Haha, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Just because you are such a small scorpion? Get out of here and don't delay my search for herbs!"
Mo Yu almost burst out laughing. Is this half-human, half-scorpion creature brain rusty? A scorpion dares to let him die without shame. Who is he? He was killed from a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. How could a person be afraid of a scorpion.
"Little scorpion? Heh, heh, you have to pay the price for your arrogance. Look around you. They are all people of our Gala clan. Do you think you have the courage to say this to me?" , Little ones, fuck him and stab him to death!"
Guardian Scorpion Zuo was furious, no one had ever looked down upon it so much, this damned human being was the first and last one, Guardian Zuo Scorpion wanted to kill this human being.
(End of this chapter)
Before the scorpion army could organize itself into a chaotic mess, humans quickly threw down Molotov cocktails and were extinguished by a handful of fireballs.
As for the burning bottle, it was Mo Yu who discovered black oil in the coal mine. Black oil is a good thing, it burns for a long time and is flammable. Mo Yu used it very well and made a simple burning bottle with bamboo. It is a perfect solution to the scorpion crisis this time.
After the scorpion army was wiped out, it was time for Mo Yu and the others to reclaim their spoils.The three traps were filled with tens of thousands of scorpions. These scorpions were quickly harvested by the guards, and they were all made into dishes, which became the main dishes and were eaten for three days in a row.
It is said that eating scorpion dishes for three consecutive days is unbearable. No, on the third day, there were more than 1 scorpions. The wine is stored in the cellar for storage.
In Mo Yu's residence, he ate scorpions for three consecutive days. Mo Yu's stomach couldn't take it anymore, and now he is squatting in the hut and unable to get out.
"I said that scorpions should not be eaten too much, but you just don't listen. See, you have to suffer? You have been squatting in the hut for a whole morning. If you don't feel bad, I will feel bad. Forget it, I won't accompany you anymore. I'll go out and get fresh Air."
How stinky the hut is, you can't even stand the brain, you can imagine how stinky it is.
"Damn it, say it, you said it would be with me! Oh, what the hell, I won't dare to eat scorpions in the future, it's so frightening!"
Fear of being dominated by a scorpion.Mo Yu really didn't expect that eating scorpions could also cause diarrhea, not the ordinary diarrhea, but the one that cannot be separated from squatting on the latrine.
Originally, the scorpion was fine for one or two meals, but Mo Yu and the others ate too much, and the cook used the scorpion to cook, and they always put chili, the combination of chili and scorpion, needless to say, diarrhea is natural, and diarrhea is not only Mo Yu, those who have eaten scorpion dishes in the resident are all squatting and unable to stand up.
So there was a spectacle, hundreds of people squatted together and chatted happily. Although the chatting environment was stinky, who cares, so what if they care.What the hell, if you have the ability, don't squat on the toilet when you have diarrhea.
"Really, I can't stand you, look, the whole camp is full of smoke, eat it, it can cure your diarrhea."
Zhinao Xiaotian went out and walked around, and all he saw were people squatting in toilets all over the floor. He was very helpless, so he had to go outside the station to find a kind of grass, and brought it back to Mo Yu to eat, so that Mo Yu and others could stop This sad fate of squatting on the toilet.
"Grass? You're not kidding! Does this really cure diarrhea?"
Looking at the grass brought by Zhinao Xiaotian, Mo Yu wondered if this brain-dead Zhinao was teasing himself.
"Would you like it or not, anyway, it's not me who has diarrhea, you can figure it out!"
What kind of person is kind enough to be a donkey's liver and lungs!Zhinao Xiaotian directly threw the grass on Mo Yu, and then left here. It needs to go out to get some air, because the smell here is too strong.Although Zhinao Xiaotian is a mechanical product, who let the system add a taste and smell system to it, which also allows it to smell and eat.
"What a smart brain, it's rubbish, and it even assists the smart brain. It's like an uncle, your uncle!"
Mo Yu couldn't figure out what kind of temper this was. How the system installed the emotional program for Zhi Nao was a complete mistake.See, Zhinao Xiaotian is actually angry with himself now, what the hell!
Mo Yu simply wanted to dismantle this broken brain, but he couldn't find the body of the brain. According to the system description, the body of the brain is very small, maybe only one micron. With such a small size, Mo Yu could use a magnifying glass to Can't find it.
Holding the grass thrown by Zhinao Xiaotian, Mo Yu hesitated for a while, but decided to eat it. Anyway, Zhinao Xiaotian couldn't harm him, at most it was just a prank.
After eating the grass, there was no reaction. Mo Yu knew that he had been fooled by the stupid brain.
"Damn, you bastard, don't let me see your real body, I have to dismantle you!"
Diarrhea was uncomfortable at first, but now it is even more uncomfortable to be teased by Zhinao Xiaotian. It is so uncomfortable that Mo Yu can't care about the stomachache, and he has to go out to settle accounts with Zhinao Xiaotian when he lifts his pants.However, when he came out of the residence, Mo Yu was suffocated by the stench. It was terrible. The whole residence smelled like shit, which was disgusting.
"Damn it, did all this shit fall into the cesspool?"
The smell outside was stronger than that of the hut, forcing Mo Yu to return to his residence. It was so smelly that he didn't even have the courage to go out.
But after returning to his residence, Mo Yu discovered a phenomenon, that is, his stomach is really healed.
"Hey, it's really good, not bad! I'm not kidding, it's my misunderstanding!"
The grass given by Zhinao Xiaotian was really good, but Mo Yu misunderstood Zhinao Xiaotian.Now that he knew that the grass was useful, Mo Yu immediately went out to look for grass to help the soldiers get out of the latrine.
Going out to look for herbs, Mo Yu ran into trouble. After Mo Yu left the station, he found a half-human, half-scorpion creature waiting for him outside.
"You are the patriarch of this tribe? Listen, I am the left protector under God Gala, quickly release our companions, and I will let you live!"
This half-human, half-scorpion creature was sent by the God of Gala to save his companions. Originally, the God of Gala was very angry that humans dared to resist him, so he sent an army of scorpions to attack the cowardly humans. Unexpectedly, the scorpion army failed to save them. Killed by humans, but caught by humans to cook.God Gala was very angry and wanted to come personally and kill all these humans. But on the night it set out, the ruler of this plane, Tiandao, found it and told it not to kill those humans personally. If it did, then it would And its half-scorpion family are all destroyed.So the God of Gala was just angry, but had no choice but to do so. Fortunately, Heaven gave it a glimmer of hope. Although it couldn't take action personally, it could let its subordinates take action. If its subordinates killed that group of humans, Heaven would not blame it.That's why there is this scene where Guardian God Zuo of Gala meets Mo Yu.
"Let me live! Haha, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Just because you are such a small scorpion? Get out of here and don't delay my search for herbs!"
Mo Yu almost burst out laughing. Is this half-human, half-scorpion creature brain rusty? A scorpion dares to let him die without shame. Who is he? He was killed from a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. How could a person be afraid of a scorpion.
"Little scorpion? Heh, heh, you have to pay the price for your arrogance. Look around you. They are all people of our Gala clan. Do you think you have the courage to say this to me?" , Little ones, fuck him and stab him to death!"
Guardian Scorpion Zuo was furious, no one had ever looked down upon it so much, this damned human being was the first and last one, Guardian Zuo Scorpion wanted to kill this human being.
(End of this chapter)
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