The Last Dynasty of League of Legends
Chapter 7 Hate yourself for not being a daughter!
Chapter 7 Hate yourself for not being a daughter!
"Dad! What position are you playing!"
As soon as she entered the room, Fennu Bingnu flicked away her big tongue, and licked at Mrs. Wang all over her face.
"Cough cough!"
Mr. Wang wiped the saliva all over his face, tried his best to maintain his master demeanor, and pretended to be indifferent: "Don't call me Dad!"
"Okay Daddy!"
Mr. Wang was speechless, and silently chose his position - first choice top laner, second choice laner.
"Dad! Then I'll go jungle! I'll be your dog!"
Fennu said as he chose the two positions of jungler and ADC, and began to enter the ranking queue.
"Dad! Come to the voice channel! You will direct me later! I will do whatever you ask me to do!"
Master Wang hesitated for a moment when he saw this. He is an introvert, and he doesn't really like to engage in voice hacking with strangers. He was about to refuse, but he saw Fen Nu sending another sentence.
"Father! She is a girl!"
Master Wang's mouse pointer instantly clicked on the microphone icon in the lower right corner, and connected to the voice channel.
"Ahem! Can you hear me?"
As soon as he entered the voice channel, Mr. Wang heard a mature and intellectual female voice whispering softly in his ear.
"..."
Mr. Wang took a deep breath with some trembling and opened his mouth, but no words came out!
How to do!
So nervous!
I dare not speak!
WDNMD!
I am eighteen years old!Vigorous!When fighting with others, you don't even blink on your head!
but……
I don't even talk to girls a few times!
"Strange, is there a problem with my network?"
The pleasant female voice whispered to herself, and Lord Wang involuntarily tightened his body.
"Ah! The game is on!"
The female voice on the opposite side exclaimed, and the pre-match confirmation that popped up rescued Mr. Wang.
Master Wang took advantage of the preparation time before the game, and quickly clicked on the record of the young lady who was a slave in his heart a few seconds ago!
ID: I want to go platinum haha
Recent record:
Ice Girl (Win the game lying down)
Leopard Girl
Lulu (Shake the Pot)
Prince (blaming game)
……
Ghost!
This is a sinkhole!
Seeing the negative results on the screen, Mr. Wang couldn't help but the corners of his eyes twitching wildly!
but……
With this record, nine times out of ten she is really a girl!
No, no, no, no!
Lord Wang!
You have to be careful!
Now that science and technology are so advanced, what if the opposite is a big man with a picky foot, driving a voice changer and pretending to be a girl to cheat points?
Judging from this guy's servile nature...
Very likely!
We boys must learn to protect ourselves when we go out!
Master Wang forced himself to calm down, turned off the record interface, and turned his attention back to the game selection interface.
Seeing this, Mr. Wang instantly wanted to die!
I want to go to Platinum Haha: "In this game, we are the king of the road! You all lie down for me! Did you hear that?!"
I want to be platinum haha: "If anyone enters the game later and gives me more than one gift, see if I spray it or not, you will be finished!"
How embarrassing to ride a horse!
Hello!What the hell is your tone of voice, my big brother!
Mr. Wang, who instantly became the focus of the team, quickly spoke on the voice channel: "Needless to say! Let's just play our own game in this round!"
"Ah! Dad! You can talk over there!"
Gee.
Gee tut.
This feeling... Such an intellectual and gentle voice, but speaking such bad lines...
It's like a mature and icy elder sister who suddenly turned into a little fairy with soft fingers...
how to say……?
Contrast cute?
wrong……
There is no way to describe this feeling!
Mr. Wang’s bones are all crispy!
"Cough cough!"
Forced himself to cough dryly, Mr. Wang is so cool, bah!Kuku said: "Don't call me Dad, it sounds weird!"
There was a shaking sound in the earphones, and then a whisper that seemed to come from the ear suddenly sounded softly: "Okay, Dad~!"
Mr. Wang's hair stood on end, and his whole body trembled!
This...this goblin!
Did you talk with Mai in your mouth? !
The possibility of voice changer is reduced by 90.00%!
At this moment, Mr. Wang just wants to enter the game quickly, and hit the top laner on the opposite side!
Without daring to speak any more, Lord Wang selected a hero with his ears blushing.
In this game, Lord Wang is on the red side, and the lineup is Lord Wang's top laner sword girl, the goblin's jungle prince, and three passers-by's bomber, Lucian, and robot.
The five choices on the opposite side are top laner Tentacle Mom, jungler Blind Boy, mid laner Zed, bottom laner Lud Levin and Thresh.
As soon as I entered the game, the opposite side started.
[Everyone] Yasuo is Faith (Blind Monk): Boss!Didn't you say you didn't fight?Why did you go back and volleyball with this colored pen ice girl? !
It's the blind guy in the game.
Mr. Wang could see two big bloody characters between the lines: Lord is so sour!
[Everyone] I want to go to Platinum Baa Haha (Prince of Demacia): Humph!I am a girl!Are you? !
Blind boy: "I lost!"
The blind boy lowered his head, looked at his crotch, and almost shed tears: "This is the first time in my life that I regret having you!"
After the melancholy was over, Blind Boy typed on the team channel in a depressed mood: "Brothers, we have taken the pill! The sword girl opposite is a king!"
"Hmph! How many kings count!"
The team's ADC Delevingne said: "I'm still Frey's platinum! Is the king amazing?"
In an instant, tears blurred his vision: "My God! Why are you doing this to me..."
………………
"Father, father! This is the blue buff that the little girl paid tribute to!"
"Father, father! This is the toad that the little girl offered!"
"Daddy Daddy..."
Master Wang couldn't bear it anymore: "Don't you need to eat wild ones yourself?"
The little goblin pretended to be coy and said, "I want to eat that~"
Mr. Wang raised his eyebrows: "What?"
The little fairy's voice was inaudible: "Well~"
Lord Wang tilted his head: "What on earth is it?! Tell me clearly!"
"I want to get points! I want to get points!"
Got it!
Slave nature at a glance!
In the first 5 minutes of the game, Master Wang single-killed the opponent's top laner three times.
At the same time, Delevingne on the opposite side exited the game cursing.
Twelve minutes later, the head-to-head ratio between the two sides was 21:0, and everyone in Blind Boy yelled: "Cross push!"
"Okay! I'm going to get off!"
Mr. Wang was exhausted and his whole body ached.
"Dad! Let's do it again!"
The little goblin is a whim, and won't let her go.
Mr. Wang glanced at the time with a puzzled expression, it was [-]:[-]... At this time, the school was already closed for evening self-study...
"Jingle Bell!"
Master Wang's cell phone rang suddenly.
"I'll answer the phone!"
Mr. Wang hurriedly threw down his earphones and ran outside the Internet cafe to take out his mobile phone.
"I have an emergency tonight! The money is on the table for you, you can eat by yourself, I won't go back tonight!"
Father Wang's tired voice came from the mobile phone. Master Wang suppressed the excitement in his heart and said in a steady voice: "I know, Dad!"
(End of this chapter)
"Dad! What position are you playing!"
As soon as she entered the room, Fennu Bingnu flicked away her big tongue, and licked at Mrs. Wang all over her face.
"Cough cough!"
Mr. Wang wiped the saliva all over his face, tried his best to maintain his master demeanor, and pretended to be indifferent: "Don't call me Dad!"
"Okay Daddy!"
Mr. Wang was speechless, and silently chose his position - first choice top laner, second choice laner.
"Dad! Then I'll go jungle! I'll be your dog!"
Fennu said as he chose the two positions of jungler and ADC, and began to enter the ranking queue.
"Dad! Come to the voice channel! You will direct me later! I will do whatever you ask me to do!"
Master Wang hesitated for a moment when he saw this. He is an introvert, and he doesn't really like to engage in voice hacking with strangers. He was about to refuse, but he saw Fen Nu sending another sentence.
"Father! She is a girl!"
Master Wang's mouse pointer instantly clicked on the microphone icon in the lower right corner, and connected to the voice channel.
"Ahem! Can you hear me?"
As soon as he entered the voice channel, Mr. Wang heard a mature and intellectual female voice whispering softly in his ear.
"..."
Mr. Wang took a deep breath with some trembling and opened his mouth, but no words came out!
How to do!
So nervous!
I dare not speak!
WDNMD!
I am eighteen years old!Vigorous!When fighting with others, you don't even blink on your head!
but……
I don't even talk to girls a few times!
"Strange, is there a problem with my network?"
The pleasant female voice whispered to herself, and Lord Wang involuntarily tightened his body.
"Ah! The game is on!"
The female voice on the opposite side exclaimed, and the pre-match confirmation that popped up rescued Mr. Wang.
Master Wang took advantage of the preparation time before the game, and quickly clicked on the record of the young lady who was a slave in his heart a few seconds ago!
ID: I want to go platinum haha
Recent record:
Ice Girl (Win the game lying down)
Leopard Girl
Lulu (Shake the Pot)
Prince (blaming game)
……
Ghost!
This is a sinkhole!
Seeing the negative results on the screen, Mr. Wang couldn't help but the corners of his eyes twitching wildly!
but……
With this record, nine times out of ten she is really a girl!
No, no, no, no!
Lord Wang!
You have to be careful!
Now that science and technology are so advanced, what if the opposite is a big man with a picky foot, driving a voice changer and pretending to be a girl to cheat points?
Judging from this guy's servile nature...
Very likely!
We boys must learn to protect ourselves when we go out!
Master Wang forced himself to calm down, turned off the record interface, and turned his attention back to the game selection interface.
Seeing this, Mr. Wang instantly wanted to die!
I want to go to Platinum Haha: "In this game, we are the king of the road! You all lie down for me! Did you hear that?!"
I want to be platinum haha: "If anyone enters the game later and gives me more than one gift, see if I spray it or not, you will be finished!"
How embarrassing to ride a horse!
Hello!What the hell is your tone of voice, my big brother!
Mr. Wang, who instantly became the focus of the team, quickly spoke on the voice channel: "Needless to say! Let's just play our own game in this round!"
"Ah! Dad! You can talk over there!"
Gee.
Gee tut.
This feeling... Such an intellectual and gentle voice, but speaking such bad lines...
It's like a mature and icy elder sister who suddenly turned into a little fairy with soft fingers...
how to say……?
Contrast cute?
wrong……
There is no way to describe this feeling!
Mr. Wang’s bones are all crispy!
"Cough cough!"
Forced himself to cough dryly, Mr. Wang is so cool, bah!Kuku said: "Don't call me Dad, it sounds weird!"
There was a shaking sound in the earphones, and then a whisper that seemed to come from the ear suddenly sounded softly: "Okay, Dad~!"
Mr. Wang's hair stood on end, and his whole body trembled!
This...this goblin!
Did you talk with Mai in your mouth? !
The possibility of voice changer is reduced by 90.00%!
At this moment, Mr. Wang just wants to enter the game quickly, and hit the top laner on the opposite side!
Without daring to speak any more, Lord Wang selected a hero with his ears blushing.
In this game, Lord Wang is on the red side, and the lineup is Lord Wang's top laner sword girl, the goblin's jungle prince, and three passers-by's bomber, Lucian, and robot.
The five choices on the opposite side are top laner Tentacle Mom, jungler Blind Boy, mid laner Zed, bottom laner Lud Levin and Thresh.
As soon as I entered the game, the opposite side started.
[Everyone] Yasuo is Faith (Blind Monk): Boss!Didn't you say you didn't fight?Why did you go back and volleyball with this colored pen ice girl? !
It's the blind guy in the game.
Mr. Wang could see two big bloody characters between the lines: Lord is so sour!
[Everyone] I want to go to Platinum Baa Haha (Prince of Demacia): Humph!I am a girl!Are you? !
Blind boy: "I lost!"
The blind boy lowered his head, looked at his crotch, and almost shed tears: "This is the first time in my life that I regret having you!"
After the melancholy was over, Blind Boy typed on the team channel in a depressed mood: "Brothers, we have taken the pill! The sword girl opposite is a king!"
"Hmph! How many kings count!"
The team's ADC Delevingne said: "I'm still Frey's platinum! Is the king amazing?"
In an instant, tears blurred his vision: "My God! Why are you doing this to me..."
………………
"Father, father! This is the blue buff that the little girl paid tribute to!"
"Father, father! This is the toad that the little girl offered!"
"Daddy Daddy..."
Master Wang couldn't bear it anymore: "Don't you need to eat wild ones yourself?"
The little goblin pretended to be coy and said, "I want to eat that~"
Mr. Wang raised his eyebrows: "What?"
The little fairy's voice was inaudible: "Well~"
Lord Wang tilted his head: "What on earth is it?! Tell me clearly!"
"I want to get points! I want to get points!"
Got it!
Slave nature at a glance!
In the first 5 minutes of the game, Master Wang single-killed the opponent's top laner three times.
At the same time, Delevingne on the opposite side exited the game cursing.
Twelve minutes later, the head-to-head ratio between the two sides was 21:0, and everyone in Blind Boy yelled: "Cross push!"
"Okay! I'm going to get off!"
Mr. Wang was exhausted and his whole body ached.
"Dad! Let's do it again!"
The little goblin is a whim, and won't let her go.
Mr. Wang glanced at the time with a puzzled expression, it was [-]:[-]... At this time, the school was already closed for evening self-study...
"Jingle Bell!"
Master Wang's cell phone rang suddenly.
"I'll answer the phone!"
Mr. Wang hurriedly threw down his earphones and ran outside the Internet cafe to take out his mobile phone.
"I have an emergency tonight! The money is on the table for you, you can eat by yourself, I won't go back tonight!"
Father Wang's tired voice came from the mobile phone. Master Wang suppressed the excitement in his heart and said in a steady voice: "I know, Dad!"
(End of this chapter)
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