The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 80 Bidirectional Disorder
"Boss, why did you suddenly think of changing the shooting location?" The little white rabbit tiptoed, put his small bag on the luggage rack, closed the lid, and sat down beside Yang Zhu.

Yang Zhu withdrew his eyes from staring at the concrete floor outside the cabin, and turned to look at the little white rabbit: "Why, it's not good to give you a chance to travel abroad for free?"

The little white rabbit pulled out the magazine behind the front seat, glanced at it twice, and then inserted it back uninterestedly: "Cut! I checked everything, and Utah, where St. George is located, is one of the poorest areas in the United States, and there is nothing interesting about it." The place is full of wilderness; why travel?"

After finishing speaking, he dangled his boss's arm coquettishly: "Boss, why do you suddenly want to go there to shoot and tell others..."

Yang Zhu was speechless as he looked at his little white rabbit who was becoming more and more impudent. This guy was becoming less and less concerned about the opinions of others.

He coughed: "Put your hands down and I'll tell you."

The little white rabbit said oh and stopped obediently.

"Suddenly went to St. George to shoot, there are two main reasons;"

"First, you have read our script. Some plots are not suitable for domestic use. Otherwise, it will be a big trouble to pass the review. If you place it abroad, you don't have to worry about it at all."

Little White Rabbit nodded, the first two movies of his own BOSS suffered a lot: "But if this is the case, our expenditure will increase a lot."

Indeed, even though Utah is one of the poorest places in the United States, the cost of living is definitely higher than most areas in the country; plus venues, accommodation, travel expenses, etc., it is definitely not a small number.

Yang Zhu snorted: "At first I was also hesitant, but more than 2 months ago, I received a call, and I made up my mind to go to St. George's place to shoot this movie."

The little white rabbit leaned closer to his boss, and asked curiously, "What call? Who is calling?"

Yang Zhu calmly pushed the little white rabbit's body away with his shoulders: "It's a call from [Lightning Magician]."

Daguan Yang said with a sneer, "On the phone, people told me in a charitable tone, now that they have time, they can squeeze out a few cats and dogs. If we are sincere, they are willing to invest this [precious manpower] to the post-production of our film."

Paused: "The so-called sincerity is to let us increase the price by 10% on top of the original [-]% higher than the market price!"

The little white rabbit said angrily: "This is too bullying! Don't they know that we have reached a cooperation with Longfei Magic Works?"

Officer Yang twitched his lips: "Of course they heard the news, but they said directly on the phone that Long Fei's magical skills are too poor to make good special effects."

Little White Rabbit said worriedly: "There shouldn't be any problems with Long Fei Magic Works, right?"

Yang Zhu gave her a reassuring look: "Don't worry, Longfei Magician has basically finished it. I have seen the samples, and there is no problem."

The little white rabbit patted his chest: "That's good, it won't affect the shooting."

However, I was still a little puzzled: "Then what does this have to do with us going to Utah to shoot?"

Mr. Yang bared his white teeth: "There is an old saying among us Chinese people, it's called [come and not reciprocate];"

"These children and grandchildren disgust me so much, I can't make them feel better, can I?"

"I checked, and the boss of the Lightning Magician is from St. George, and many of his employees are also from Utah."

"So, I decided to put the filming location in St. George, and most of the extras were locals,"

"The most important thing is that I also signed a special agreement with those group performers, so that they must perform according to my requirements, even if they paid 30% more for this."

"Hehe~! I want those grandsons to see what the people from my hometown look like on the screen!"

Speaking of this, Mr. Yang laughed even more sinisterly.

Seeing the smiling face of her boss, the little white rabbit panicked, and moved her body away involuntarily: "Boss, you are overthinking, our movie is broadcast in China, even if you make the fellow villagers ugly, People can't see it either."

Officer Yang brushed her off: "Didn't I tell you... I've already asked Lin Tu and the others to contact some theaters in the United States. When the finished film comes out, we'll see how many screens it can show in the United States. Hehe, such a good movie, You can’t cherish yourself with a broom.”

The little white rabbit got goosebumps when he heard it,
My own boss is really...

You must retaliate!
………………

Thirty hours later, a group of people walked into the hotel that St. George had booked a long time ago with weak legs and feet.

Yang Zhu opened the door, dropped the bag, and lay down on the bed,

then……

No matter how much I tossed and turned, I couldn't fall asleep.

NND, the "jet lag" thing is too life-threatening!
I sat on a plane for more than ten hours and couldn't sleep;

I took the bus for almost 8 hours and couldn't sleep;

I've been lying in bed for half an hour now, and although I'm as tired as a piece of plasticine, I still can't fall asleep!

Yang Daguan thought of the crimes he had suffered and gritted his teeth as he thought: "Electric Light Magician, your sins are too great, wait for me!"

……

10 minutes later, there was a knock on the door;

Yang Daguan, who was on the verge of eruption, got out of bed angrily and opened the door, shouting: "There is no need for special services here!"

Taking a closer look, it was indeed the little white rabbit who was stunned by the sound.

Officer Yang turned around and asked angrily: "If you are no longer jet-lagged in the room, why are you here?"

The little white rabbit was not afraid of danger at all, walked in the door, and said bitterly: "Boss, I can't sleep!"

Daguan Yang lay faceless on the bed, looked at her sideways, and said weakly, "Can't sleep? Then I can only work hard!"

"Don't expect me to have any ideas, I'm no different than plasticine now."

The little white rabbit sat softly on the chair: "Yeah! I didn't expect the long-distance flight to be so exhausting. I have slept several times on the plane and bus, and I am still very tired and sleepy!"

Yang Daguan laughed a few times: "You still slept a few times, I didn't even close my eyes; now I finally know why you female creatures have such a temper after menopause, it's dry at the root! "

The little white rabbit rolled his eyes, "We are female creatures, so you can't call us women properly?"

Suddenly, she thought of something, and smiled at Yang Zhu strangely: "So...even if there is a special service outside the door, are you still so impatient?"

Yang Zhu straightened his eyes, and said weakly: "Yes, yes, otherwise I would have won glory for the country, and let her see what a mysterious oriental is."

The little white rabbit pursed her lips in distaste, but her face turned red: "Bah! You are the only one who still wins glory for the country? Can someone do it? I always thought you were scrapped!"

Yang Zhu exerted all his strength, and cast a contemptuous look: "I can't do it!? Wait for me to recover a little bit, and immediately find a big ocean horse, um... when the time comes, you will be allowed to squat at the door and listen to the corner!"

The little white rabbit's face was flushed, and he spat: "You just blow it hard! I don't even want this girl to deliver it to your door, so you can only talk about it!"

Yang Zhu has a big head, this girl usually looks very gentle, why is she so stubborn, wanting to hit her muzzle repeatedly?
Put on a disgusted expression: "How can that be compared? They are serious service personnel, purely trade relations, not to mention thoughtful service, pat their ass and leave after it's over, and there will be no cause and effect after that;"

"As for you, you obviously came here to be my girlfriend, can you compare with others?"

"If I accidentally fall into your trap, there may be many troubles waiting for me in the future."

The little white rabbit has long been used to the shamelessness of her own boss, her eyes widened: "What's wrong with me being your girlfriend?"

"I can cook for you, make tea, and beat your back. I can go to the hall and go to the kitchen; I don't want your two dollars, and I can warm your nest for free. You can talk about it, do you dislike it? Which one am I?"

When talking about "warm nest", the little white rabbit blushed almost like a boiled crab, and at the end of the talk, the overwhelming resentment almost suffocated Mr. Yang to death.

Officer Yang suddenly felt a headache, one hurts as much as two: "Hmph... Choosing a girlfriend is risky, it's better to be cautious."

The little white rabbit stared at Yang Zhu: "Why is there a risk?"

Mr. Yang sneered twice: "First, women are fickle. Who knows if the gentle little girl now will become the virtuous lady of the square in the future."

"Second, the degree of compatibility is unknown. After the two of them lived together for a short period of time, they knew whether each other's personalities are compatible, whether their attitudes towards life are really consistent, and whether their physical hardware is highly compatible."

"In case someone is careless and agrees casually, but it turns out that his personality is not suitable, his ideas conflict, or his physical hardware is not satisfactory, wouldn't that be a bad idea?"

The little white rabbit said grimly: "I understand what you said, but now people call talking about girlfriends [trial marriage]?"

"I want to be your girlfriend, and I will listen to you; if you say go east, I will never go west; if you really feel it's inappropriate and you break up, I will never pester you."

"Even...even if the time comes, you despise my body and hardware, are dissatisfied, and propose to break up, I will admit it!" The little white rabbit's face was about to bleed.

"But I have the confidence to be this girlfriend well, no matter it's software or hardware!" The little white rabbit raised his head and looked at Yang Zhu, with a shy and confident face on his blushing face.

Yang Zhu suddenly became a little crazy, this girl, why can't she listen?

It stands to reason that Yang Zhu should be overjoyed to have such a beautiful woman with a score of 88 or above sincerely throw herself into his arms. He would be overjoyed, but he would say like a beast: "We'll talk about it later!"

However, he has nearly ten years of marriage experience in another world, and he is too clear about what kind of creature a woman is. Dominated by short-term hormones and dopamine, he is caught in a married life with endless troubles. This kind of stupidity, Yang Zhu Definitely wouldn't think about doing it again.

but……

The little white rabbit has been with me for more than a year, and this girl is pretty good, and I can't bear to hurt her directly.
At that moment, he said to the little white rabbit with a half-smile, "Are you still CN?"

The little white rabbit nodded shyly.

Yang Zhu chuckled: "You~~ are blinded by hormones now."

"What kind of person am I, do you really understand?"

The little white rabbit just wanted to say that he understood, but then he thought that when he got along with the boss, he was almost always working time, and he really didn't know what was going on in private, so he shook his head.

Yang Zhu heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that you are not so stupid that you are so stupid: "What if I am a scumbag? What if I am really a person who is interested in men?"

"We have known each other for more than a year, and I neither have a girlfriend nor have I gone out to look for special services. Don't you think it's strange?"

The little white rabbit nodded. The behavior of her own boss can be described as weird. She originally believed that there is no cat that does not eat fish, but she has to admit that her boss is a sage when it comes to women.

"Actually... I have a strong rejection of women, but I have an inexplicable desire for men..." Yang Zhu looked distressed.

"From the time I was in college, I realized that something was wrong with me. I only found out after seeing a doctor that my condition is called [Physiological Sexual Orientation Bipolar Disorder]. Simply put, it is a homosexual symptom caused by a genetic defect,"

"But unlike normal homosexuality, although I am physically interested in men, I do not accept it psychologically;"

"Similarly, I accept women psychologically, but not physically."

"So...you understand why I am neither looking for a woman nor a man, right?" Yang Zhu said with a pale face.

The little white rabbit's face was pale, and he didn't expect that his confession would be exchanged for such a shocking secret.

After being dazed for a few minutes, she managed to recover from the state of trance, and staggered out of the room.

Yang Zhu looked at the figure of the little white rabbit, and looked a little satisfied. Who can act?

Fortunately, I was smart, so I casually broke her heart with a reason,
Otherwise, it would be a big trouble if this kind of "picking and binding" woman gets on her body.

Hmm... It seems that the name of "Physiological Sexual Orientation Bipolar Disorder" is a bit of a mouthful, and if the little white rabbit goes to check it, will it reveal the truth?
Regardless of her, I guess this rabbit that has been tamed into a half-salted fish won't be so diligent...

………………

Closing the door behind him, the little white rabbit's mind was still blank, he stared at the door in a daze for a while, then stumbled towards his room...

Beside the elevator, Ling Xiaoshu, holding a bottle of coffee, watched the pale Wan Jing close the director's room door, and looked at her distraught pace, her face was livid, and there was a tearing pain in her chest...

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