The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 73
Lijiang, Shuhe Ancient Town;
Yang Zhu curled up on the rattan chair as if he had no bones in his body, letting the sun hit half of his face,

The little white rabbit on the opposite side felt sleepy listening to the rustling bamboo leaves in the courtyard;

"Boss, I'm hungry, shall we go out and have something to eat?"

Yang Zhu's narrowed eyelids opened a line: "Go out to eat by yourself, remember to bring some back for me."

After finishing speaking, he moved his body comfortably: "You can't waste such a good sunshine."

The little white rabbit covered his stomach with a sad face: "How can you be like this, you agreed to take a vacation and travel, and you just lie here and bask in the sun all day?"

Daguan Yang didn't even bother to open his eyes, and he sneered softly: "So what do you think travel is? It's like being squeezed by a large group of people to check in during the Spring Festival travel rush?"

The little white rabbit pursed her lips: "Then you can't stay here all day without moving?"

"Boss, take me out for something to eat, I'm starving to death, and I'm not familiar with this place, so I dare not go out alone, okay~~~" The little white rabbit hugged Yang Zhu's arm, Shake to and fro.

Officer Yang looked at her helplessly: "Okay, don't learn, when did you learn this trick from Lin Keran?"

Paused: "I'm afraid of you, let's go!"

He glared at the little white rabbit and sighed with regret: "It's a pity that the weather is so good..."

The little white rabbit saw the effect of the method of acting like a baby that he had learned, and immediately said with a smile: "I knew it, the boss is the best!"

Yang Zhu said angrily: "If I had known, I wouldn't have brought you out, and you can't be at peace all day long!"

Little White Rabbit curled her lips: "How many people dream of having a beautiful beauty like me traveling with you? The only one who is picky all day long is you, the boss!"

Yang Daguan looked at her with a half-smile: "A beautiful beauty? Just you?"

The little white rabbit said unconvinced: "Is there any problem? I don't count?"

Mr. Yang put on his shoes slowly: "Whether it's a beautiful woman or not, first of all, it must be a woman; big brother, there is no one around, so let's stop playing cross-dressing here!"

The little white rabbit gritted his teeth in anger: "In your eyes, I don't look like a woman at all?"

Yang Zhu rolled his eyes: "What do you think?"

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It took the two of them half an hour to get out of the gate of the ancient town and took a taxi. Yang Zhu gave the name of the place, and the car drove forward steadily.

The little white rabbit was a little curious: "BOSS, what do you want to eat for lunch today?"

Yang Zhu said with some nostalgia: "I'll take you to eat Lijiang pork ribs."

The little white rabbit didn't take it seriously: "Aren't there all pork ribs hot pot restaurants on this street? Why take a taxi so far?"

The driver in front smiled and said, "Little girl, you don't understand. Although the streets are full of cured pork ribs hot pot, if you want to say authentic, you really have to count the cured ribs in the Xiangshan market you are going to. The ones collected from the farmer’s house have a different taste from the ones outside.”

After speaking, he looked at Yang Zhu in the rearview mirror: "Your boyfriend is very understanding, he used to come to Lijiang often?"

Yang Zhu smiled, but didn't answer; he thought to himself, in another world, he stayed in Lijiang for a whole year, how could he not know.

The little white rabbit lowered its head, blushing, not knowing what to think...

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"Boss... are you sure the food here is edible?" The little white rabbit carefully avoided the puddle of muddy water under his feet, frowning and looking at the mess in front of him, this is a dirty vegetable market at all;

Yang Zhu strolled forward indifferently,

Well, there is still a difference as expected, there are no two stores that I am familiar with.

Pointing to a fly shop casually: "Let's go, this is the one."

After ten minutes,
The little white rabbit tremblingly picked up a small piece of pork ribs from the black-stained iron pan, hesitated for a moment, and slowly stuffed it into his mouth.

"!!!"

With a salty taste that is neither too thick nor too weak, it enters the mouth, and the little white rabbit's eyes light up. This is to my liking!

Immediately, another piece was quickly clipped.Another piece, another piece;
Hmm... the taste of this cured pork ribs is not too amazing, but the more you eat, the more delicious it will be.
Sure enough, it was completely different from what I ate the day before yesterday, that... so salty!
After eight or nine chopsticks, the little white rabbit aimed at a fragile bone in the pot and was about to reach out.

"Snapped!"

Yang Zhu knocked off her chopsticks mercilessly, leisurely picked up the brittle bone and put it in his mouth, closed his eyes and enjoyed it: "It's almost done, don't forget that you need to control your body shape!"

The little white rabbit stared at Yang Zhu in despair, then looked at the half pot of cured spareribs, swallowed, and replied aggrievedly: "Oh..."

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"I said, Miss Wan, can we go back?" Yang Zhu looked at the moon in the sky, and then at the bustling crowd in the ancient city. His head was a little dizzy; he had clearly heard the wailing of his kneecaps.

Damn, I knew I shouldn't come here to visit the ancient city, the fighting power of a woman in the ancient city is as good as ten men!
"BOSS, let's go shopping for a while. There are water lanterns over there, let's go take a look, okay?" The little white rabbit's eyes lit up, and then he made a cute expression and looked at the bosses as if begging.

Yang Zhu raised his forehead, whoever takes a woman out for shopping in the future is a SB!

"Okay, it's done, it's the last time!"

The little white rabbit nodded quickly, and excitedly tugged on Yang Zhu's sleeve and rushed forward.

"I said, slow down! And don't pull my clothes!" Yang Daguanren shouted.

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"Boss, there seems to be a shop selling African drums in front, let's go and have a look, just take a look!"

Mr. Yang is a little bit broken.

"Boss, there is a seller of national costumes here, and they are made of cotton and linen. I want to go in and buy one, okay? I'll go back after I'm done, I promise!"

Yang Daguan had a splitting headache.

"Boss, there seems to be a pomegranate juice seller in front, are you thirsty? Let's go buy a cup, don't worry, I'm treating you!"

Daguan Yang looked dull, and let the little white rabbit pull him like a walking corpse.

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The little white rabbit looked at the fewer and fewer pedestrians and the sporadic open shops on both sides, and felt a little scared: "Boss, where is this? Why are there so few people?"

Yang Zhu looked at it expressionlessly: "It is probably in the north gate. We came in from the south gate of the ancient city, and there are the most people; there are usually fewer people coming from the north, and it is almost nine o'clock now. , there must be fewer people.”

"Then let's go back quickly!" Little White Rabbit was a little nervous. Although she knew that the ancient city was safe, she couldn't help being timid.

Yang Zhu sneered: "I told you to go back a long time ago, now you know you are afraid?"

The little white rabbit pouted: "Hasn't it been a long time since I came out to relax? It's understandable to be excited for a while!"

After ten minutes.

"B...Boss, did we go the wrong way? It feels like there are fewer people here!" The little white rabbit looked at the almost empty street, and his calves were trembling.

Yang Zhu scratched his head unconsciously: "It seems that I'm a little lost too, take your time, you can always find the exit."

The little white rabbit heard his boss's irresponsible words and wanted to pounce on him and bite him hard.

Suddenly, seven or eight drunken men came in front of them, staggering and muttering loudly from time to time.

As the group of people got closer, the little white rabbit was so scared that he grabbed Yang Zhu's arm.

Yang Zhu didn't care about the little white rabbit, turned his head slightly, and stared at the group of people from the corner of his eye, always on guard.

Fortunately, this group of people didn't have any other thoughts, and staggered past the two of them, and gradually moved away.

Yang Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, and then felt a burst of softness on his right arm, and looked at the little white rabbit lying on his body like a sloth: "How long do you plan to hug?"

The little white rabbit's face was still a little pale: "Boss, I... I'm afraid!"

Yang Zhu frowned: "Let's go."

"Oh." The little white rabbit obediently responded, but still held Yang Zhu's arm and refused to let go.

The two walked forward in silence...

5 minute later.

Yang Zhu sighed: "Can you let go now?"

Little White Rabbit: "I'm still scared."

Yang Zhu stared at her frightened expression that could no longer be fake, and sighed: "I don't care, anyway, the touch feels good, is it C?"

The little white rabbit blushed immediately, but still refused to let go. After two seconds, he replied with a trembling tone: "It's C+"

Yang Zhu had a headache: "Are you hooking up with your boss? Let me tell you, I have a bad personality, and I have always been irresponsible after eating it all."

The little white rabbit buried its head low and hummed like a mosquito: "You are not that kind of person..."

Daguan Yang put on a lewd expression: "Hmph~! Not that kind of person? Do you want to try it? Don't cry when you are abandoned by the chaos!"

The little white rabbit raised his head and chuckled: "Boss, did someone tell you that your acting skills are really bad!"

Then he glanced at him flirtatiously: "Seeing that you have been single for so many years, it is pitiful. I wanted to give you a girlfriend for nothing, but I didn't appreciate it, hum~~!"

Immediately pulling Yang Zhu forward...

Yang Zhu looked at the arms of the little white rabbit who refused to let go, and felt the strange touch from the right arm,
smashed and smacked,

"hiss……"

Why does it feel like the nerves in the tooth are spasming...

(End of this chapter)