The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 59 Old Pan, go for a walk?
Liu Feifei finally accepted the invitation of "The King of Martial Arts" under Liu Ma's strong pressure;
After receiving the apology call from her apprentice who was crying in panic, Yang Zhu pretended to be indifferent, but told her not to blindly follow the arrangement of the American director, and to design some tricks for herself to plump up the role of "Silver Swallow".

I hope my suggestion can help somewhat.

At least... Don't let the audience see a vase with a deadpan face,

Right?
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A group of actors suddenly discovered that their director had become "kind", which scared everyone...

"Sun Jian, you play the role of an otaku who has no opinion, but it doesn't mean that you can remain indifferent when you know that Guo Tao intends to kill Wan Jing."

"The characteristics of an otaku are like a soft spring, usually extremely weak, but once it touches his bottom line, the rebound is very violent; of course, the time limit is also very short;"

"So when Guo Tao took out the wooden harpoon and was about to stab Wan Jing, you should have a second or so of hesitation and hesitation, and try to show panic and struggle in your eyes, and it's best to shake the fat on your body—— This is how the [soft spring] is compressed."

"After 1 second, you have to throw Guo Tao down with all your strength, close your eyes and tilt your head during the throwing process; your face shows a reckless will to die; -- this is [soft spring] 】The moment of rebound is also the moment when the strength is the strongest.”

"After Guo Tao who was knocked down gave you a backhand punch, fear and helplessness should appear on your face again, but based on the bottom line in your heart and the courage that has not dissipated, you will still hug Guo Tao's waist tightly , At this time, shake your whole body, close your eyes tightly, and make obvious trembling and crying sounds when speaking lines-this is because the [soft spring] has bounced to the top, and there is no strength at all;”

After talking about the play with Sun Jian, Yang Zhu turned his head to look at Guo Tao again:

"Brother Guo, after you punched Sun Jian, his eyes should be angry and full of murderous intent. At this time, you can add a small movement. First, use your waist to swing Sun Jian's body to the front side; then Aim the wooden harpoon in your hand at Sun Jian, and make a movement of accumulating power."

"But when you see Sun Jian's tightly closed eyes and crying pleading lines, your murderous intent is gradually weakening, and your facial expression gradually becomes resentful and annoyed, but finally turns into a sliver of appreciation for Sun Jian ;”

"I'm not angry, because Sun Jian didn't understand your [hard work], and felt wronged;"

"I appreciate it, because I feel that Sun Jian's [useful body] has not been polluted by this cruel living environment at this moment, and still retains a trace of innocence."

"I will give you a 7-second close-up of facial expressions; remember, you must grasp the rhythm during this expression change process, perform a sense of hierarchy, and don't feel abrupt."

Sun Jian and Guo Tao nodded again and again, somewhat understanding what to do next.

The other actors who listened fascinated by the side felt something in their hearts: Director, if you always talked about the scene before the filming started, why did we suffer so much in the first place?
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In the lens,
Wan Jing, who was as dirty as a beggar, stroked her hair, then looked at Pan Yueming with some anxiety: "Am I ugly now?"

Pan Yueming looked at her steadily, then lowered her head: "Not really."

A soft smile appeared on Wan Jing's face: "Then why don't you want to look at me?"

Pan Yueming raised his head, his eyes dim: "You...don't need to do this."

"CUT!"

Yang Zhu waved to Pan Yueming: "Lao Pan, go out for a walk?"

When the two came to the beach, Yang Zhu took out a cigarette and handed it over: "What's wrong? Is it Wan Jing's problem, or is it a woman's problem?"

This may sound confusing to others, but Pan Yueming understood it in seconds. He took a deep puff of cigarette, and said with a wry smile: "It's Wan Jing's problem, and it's also my problem; she... looks a bit like my ex-wife, a little Sometimes I can’t control my emotions.”

Yang Zhu nodded, the little white rabbit and Pan Yueming's ex-wife did look quite alike; it was okay at first, the first part was a group scene, and Pan Yueming's performance was fine;
But in the second half, as the rivalry between Pan Yueming and Little White Rabbit increased, Pan Yueming gradually began to show signs of distress, either avoiding his eyes, showing tenderness or hatred in his eyes.

In short, Lao Pan has now entered a state of "magic barrier", and he has lost his normal mind.

Yang Zhu sneered: "Lao Pan, if you say that you hate all women, I still admire you, but you look like this simply because Wan Jing looks a bit like your ex-wife, and I despise you." .”

Pan Yueming opened his mouth, not knowing how to refute.

Daguan Yang flicked the cigarette ash in a smart way: "Tell me about you, isn't that the same thing between men and women? Eye to eye contact, flesh to flesh friction, body fluid to body fluid exchange, turning off the lights, everyone is different! ?”

"Your so-called heartbeat is nothing more than a heart rhythm disorder caused by excessive secretion of dopamine in the brain; what you once called love is nothing more than an illusion produced by self-hypnosis imposed on you by social ethics and a man's sense of social responsibility;"

"And your ex-wife is the activation symbol of that illusion in your own subconscious,"

"So Lao Pan, you have to remember one thing!"

Pan Yueming felt unwell from the bowl of poisonous chicken soup, and asked with his mouth open, "What are you talking about?"

Yang Zhu spat out a mouthful of green smoke: "The world is not worth it, and women are even more unworthy!"

"Most women without men, the whole world is meaningless; and most men without women, the whole world is full of vitality."

"Tell me about you. Isn't the skewers delicious? Isn't the music fun? If you insist on fighting with a divorced woman all day long, do you have a tendency to masochistic?"

Pan Yueming had black lines all over his head: "You..."

Lao Pan, who felt that his own values ​​were seriously inconsistent with the director, left angrily, but his walking pace was a bit brisk...

After seeing off Pan Yueming, the official Yang waved and called the little white rabbit over.

"Wan Jing, Lao Pan hasn't chatted with you or asked for your private phone call recently, has he?"

"No." The little white rabbit was a little confused.

"Oh, that's good." Yang Zhu heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that what he was most worried about didn't happen.

When he looked up, he found that the little white rabbit was looking at him with a half-smile: "Boss, what are you worried about?"

Yang Zhu felt a little uncomfortable, and immediately his face sank: "I'm worried about your acting skills!"

"Look at you, the smile on the camera just now is uglier than crying!"

"Are you still a female creature? You can't even smile charmingly? Why don't you just shave your hair and become an actor!"

Hearing the scolding from his boss, the little white rabbit didn't have a sad face, but smiled from the side, with a bit of a "mother" tone: "Boss, do you want such a smile?"

Yang Zhu had a black streak on his head and waved his hands quickly: "Go, go, go! You're just like a beggar, you're still so smelly, don't hurt my eyes!"

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At the same time, Liu Feifei looked at the makeup photos of "Li Binbin" and "Chen Long" on the wall,
Looking at his indescribably weird "Chinese heroine costume" in the mirror and his slightly messy hairstyle, he frowned.

After flipping through the script, which is all in English, the lines in it are unspeakably awkward and weird.

She is now almost certain that, just as her master guessed, this is a movie that is "not in the middle, not in the west; if you are not a hero, you are not strange".

"Hey... Feifei, you have to work hard, you can't disgrace Master!"

The little fairy puffed up fiercely in front of the mirror...

(End of this chapter)