The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 55 Actually, This is a Food Movie

"vomit~~vomit~~"

After getting off the speedboat, Little White Rabbit, Pan Yueming and several other staff members vomited on the yellow-white sand.

Yang Zhu was also uncomfortable. The dizziness brought about by the violent jolting that lasted for more than an hour made his stomach churn endlessly, but he gritted his teeth tightly and refused to spit it out...

This is an island in the South China Sea. It is nearly [-] kilometers away from the southernmost tip of Qiongdao. The area of ​​the island is not small, and it looks like seven or eight square kilometers. However, there are no man-made facilities on the island, and the northern part of the island passes by from time to time. Outside the fishing boat, at first glance, I thought it was a deserted island.

Looking at the scorching sun above his head, Yang Zhu told the staff who got off from other speedboats to start setting the scene, and then called the two "special guides" beside him to the side, and gave some instructions. The two dark-skinned locals Nodding his head, he picked up his tools and walked towards the beach.

After more than ten minutes, a group of main actors sat around Yang Zhu and began to know and communicate with each other.

Yang Zhu looked at the little white rabbit and Pan Yueming with some distaste: "Wan Jing, Lao Pan, aren't you promising? Just take a speedboat and let you vomit like this? The feeling is that your past life is a piece of paper, even the amusement park Haven’t you ever been on a pirate ship or a jumping machine?”

"Or are you timid and haven't dared to touch these slightly exciting projects?"

When Pan Yueming heard this, he couldn't be cowardly, so he blushed and started to judge himself,
With Guo Tao and Qin Hailu taking the lead, others such as Sun Jian Xiaxiong also opened their mouths to joke. Suddenly, the atmosphere of the team became active.

After bragging for a while, the two special guides came back and put two small buckets of things beside Yang Zhu.

Seeing the leading actors staring at the two small buckets, Yang Zhu chuckled: "These are the seafood near the beach of this island."

He casually took out the oysters, mussels, clams, etc. from a bucket and handed them to the actors. They had to take them carefully, for fear of dripping sea water on their clothes.

Yang Zhu casually picked two stones and put them in front of him: "Actually, the first half of our movie is a gourmet story."

All the actors cried out, not believing it at all.

Yang Daguan thought he didn't hear it: "So...how you eat these things is very important."

"Especially Brother Guo, you play an outdoor adventure anchor in it, so you need to pay more attention."

Everyone became serious when they heard that the director was actually starting to tell the story.

"Brother Guo, have you ever watched videos of outdoor survival?"

Guo Tao shook his head in embarrassment. At present, there are almost no outdoor survival programs in China. There are only one or two such programs abroad. However, he is busy with work on weekdays. He only got the script a few days ago and is patronizing I’m so busy trying to figure out what to do, where do I have time to watch outdoor survival videos?

Seeing him shaking his head, Yang Zhu was not surprised: "In the movie, you drifted to this island after encountering an air crash, so you hardly have any tools on you."

"Therefore, in the early days, you couldn't cook seafood hot pot leisurely like you usually do, or eat sashimi by picking open shells with knives."

The actors nodded.

"When acting in a movie, you must try not to leave bugs; so...you should eat like this."

After finishing speaking, Yang Zhu picked up a mussel, put it on the stone, picked up another stone and smashed it lightly;
After three strokes, the shell of the mussel was completely broken, but the meat inside was not damaged much;

Yang Zhu picked up the meat inside, tore off the black flocs on it, regardless of the broken shells and dust left on it, threw it in his mouth, chewed it roughly, and swallowed it.

Little White Rabbit and Qin Hailu closed their eyes in shock from this "rough" way of eating, and the muscles on the faces of all the male actors twitched endlessly...

Yang Zhu spat out the sand and broken shells in his mouth without changing his face, ya ya, it smells so fishy!
Then he raised his hand: "Use your mobile phone to record yourself, and then...you're welcome, let's eat!"

All the actors took out their mobile phones with a sad look on their faces, and after switching to video mode, they all imitated Yang Zhu's example, picking up rocks and throwing them at the various shells in their hands...

"Ouch~!"

"Pooh!"

For a time, large-scale food poisoning on the beach reappeared...

"Very good. Remember to watch your respective videos tonight and optimize your facial expressions. Others can just consider the coordination with the camera in group scenes, but Brother Guo needs to practice more and keep his expression unchanged..."

Guo Tao's face wrinkled together bitterly: "...Okay, director."

"Next, demonstrate how to eat sea urchin."

Yang Zhu carefully picked up a sea urchin, and still smashed it down with a stone, revealing the golden gonads inside;

Then he put his mouth next to the cracked sea urchin shell, picked it with his fingers, and sucked it: "Zhi Liu" after a few times, he swallowed;
After that, he stuck out his tongue and touched the inner wall a few times, like a demon eating human brains.

All the actors suddenly felt an inexplicable horror: "Director Yang...shouldn't be sleepwalking at night, right?"

Ignoring everyone's pale faces, Yang Zhu said to Guo Tao:
"Brother Guo plays a senior outdoor adventure anchor. He knows the difficulty and importance of obtaining food in the wild,"

"Therefore, you must design a series of small movements to reflect the importance he attaches to food, water and other survival materials."

Guo Tao nodded, lost in thought.

"OK, everyone else is disbanding and trying to figure out how to perform tomorrow's show. Brother Guo stays!"

"Ah...ah?" Guo Tao didn't know what to do.

"You stay, follow the method I taught you just now, finish eating the two barrels of seafood, and you must train yourself until your face doesn't change!"

Yang Zhu patted him on the shoulder: "If it's not enough, just tell me, I'll ask someone to get you some more."

Guo Tao's eyes darkened when he suddenly heard the bad news.
Gudong, fell on the beach...

………………

evening,

Yang Zhu sat leisurely on the beach, watching the rose red sunset while drinking iced oolong tea.

"rustle"

There were footsteps behind him, and when he looked back, it was a little white rabbit with a troubled expression.

"Come out to digest food?" Yang Zhu asked casually.

"No, that... BOSS." The little white rabbit hesitated.

"Ok?"

"Well... well, is there no place to take a bath on the island?" The little white rabbit blushed a little.

"Take a bath? Do you think there is a bathhouse on this island?" Yang Zhu looked like a fool.

"Ah? Then... what to do?" The little white rabbit was at a loss.

"What should I do? If you don't take a shower, don't take a shower. Anyway, I will let you go back to Qiongdao for a day of rest every week. If you don't take a shower at that time, it will be fine." Yang Daguan, who only takes a shower once a week, said unconsciously.

"One... a week?" the little white rabbit asked in disbelief.

"How can I do that, it will stink to death?" The little white rabbit was anxious.

Yang Zhu glanced at her, and comforted her without sincerity: "No, the so-called fragrant women are stinky men; men will stink if they don't take a bath, and women will only smell better if they don't take a bath; for example...Princess Xiangxiang?"

The little white rabbit gave his boss a hard look: "Who told you that women will smell better if they don't take a bath?"

Immediately with a hint of crying: "What should I do? If you don't take a shower for a few days, your body will definitely stink. How can I go out to meet people!?"

Daguan Yang pointed to the beach: "Here, if you can't stand it, you can go to the sea to take a bath; how many people spend thousands of oceans and travel thousands of miles to Qiongdao to take a bath in seawater, now it's cheaper for you, free of charge! "

The little white rabbit struggled and said: "No, too many sea foams will make the skin rough."

Daguan Yang rolled his eyes: "I really don't understand you women, you can't do this, and you can't do that; you like to wash, but you don't wash."

Immediately remembered something: "You mean, if you women don't take a shower for a few days, you will feel ashamed to see others."

The little white rabbit blushed and nodded.

"Even if you are an acquaintance, will you still have an unnatural expression like you do now?"

The little white rabbit nodded again.

Yang Zhu got up, with a look of joy on his face, and patted the little white rabbit on the shoulder: "You are indeed a good employee of mine. I am still worried about how to let you and Qin Hailu act out the embarrassment of the early days of living on an isolated island. Woolen cloth;"

"It's good now, you gave me a good idea!"

The little white rabbit suddenly had a bad feeling: "Boss, you... what do you want to do?"

Yang Zhu showed his white teeth: "Hey~! It's decided. For the first month, all actors are not allowed to take a shower! I want to shoot the embarrassment and disgust of each character!"

"what!?"

The little white rabbit seemed to have fallen into hell and collapsed directly on the beach...

(End of this chapter)