The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle
Chapter 44 This is a zhi yu movie
Chapter 44 This is a zhi yu movie
"Six thousand thieves, you will die!" A young man firmly grasped the handrail, his eyes were red;
"Director Beast, with a dark mind, doesn't even leave us a thought!" A white-collar man gritted his teeth desperately;
"Liuqian, how could you treat us like this..." The woman in casual Hanfu was tearful and limp on her boyfriend's shoulder.
…………
The ending movie did not let the audience leave the screening hall immediately,
Everyone sat on the chairs, either lost their minds and kept silent, or cursed emotionally...
The greasy little fat man gradually regained his sanity amidst the sound of depression and crusade, he let go of the crushed beverage bottle in his hand, his bloodshot eyes showed a hint of madness.
With a bang, the little fat man stood up from the second row of seats, and walked to the curtain in a few strides:
"Everyone listen to me!" The little fat man shouted with all his strength.
Everyone looked at this plain-looking little fat man, not knowing what he wanted to do.
"Everyone is here for Liuqian Da's name,"
"Let's not say whether this movie is good or not, the plot is really TNND abuse, especially the ending is not for the fuckers to watch!"
"Am I right?"
There was a echo in the auditorium...
"The so-called happiness alone is worse than the happiness of all. We should not be the only ones to suffer this kind of crime. Everyone agrees!" The fat on the little fat man's face kept twisting.
"Yes!" Another tidy answer.
"Very good." The little fat man looked around the field, and he actually had a leadership demeanor.
"Going out, people outside waiting for the second scene will definitely ask us what the movie is like,"
"I suggest that we unify our external caliber,"
"Just say, this movie is a fucking movie!" The little fat man said through gritted teeth.
"Healing film? No way, isn't this a lie?" Some viewers began to struggle, thinking that it would not be worthwhile to ruin their reputation for the sake of instant enjoyment.
"Hmph~! It's not a cure, it's a depression; it's fatal, it's depression;" the little fat man sneered.
"When writing post-views on the Internet, we also use pinyin to confuse the audience,"
"In short, we need to bring in more people to share the pain we suffered today. The more people we pull in, the more worthwhile our suffering will be!!" The little fat man's eyes were full of madness.
"I agree! TNND, don't let me suffer alone!"
"Okay, I can't be the only one crying!"
The people below agreed.
Zhang Yueting, who was sitting in the middle, had black lines on his hair: "Are young people now so good at playing? By the way, the otaku went crazy, and it's... really scary!"
………………
The second wave of spectators outside the hall waiting to enter the arena saw the little fat man filing out and surrounded them one after another:
"How is the movie? Is it good?"
A young man whose face was still pale nodded: "It's very beautiful."
"What type of movie is this?"
The little fat man showed a weird smile: "This is a zhi yu movie."
"Why are your eyes all red, and some people are crying?"
The little fat man twitched the fat on his face: "I was moved..."
………………
At the same time, on major movie viewing websites, under the movie "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice", one after another appeared:
"After watching it, I couldn't stop crying. This is a zhi yu movie."
"This is a zhi yu film that integrates public welfare and reflection. I recommend watching it."
Evaluations like this.
And the first wave of audiences who were encouraged would never know that in the major theaters, there are people like Little Fatty, who, after watching the movie, use an inciting tone to call on everyone to pull people into the pit together...
………………
Yazai, drinking tea, Yang Daguan looked at the value that had been beating in his eyes since just now, his grinning mouth never closed...
Well, I spent 20 yuan to find more than 100 "trusts". The effect is so worth it!
The little white rabbit looked at his boss worriedly, could it be that he was under too much pressure and went crazy?
Immediately comforted: "Boss, don't stress too much, it's the first movie, it's normal to have poor grades."
After a pause: "There are very few audiences for such a sharp and in-depth movie. Next time... Well, next time we make a lighter movie. At your level, the results will definitely be good!"
Daguan Yang took a sip of tea happily; he thought, what is "sharp and deep?" This is clearly made up by himself in order to obtain negative emotions, okay?
That's right, this movie borrows some character designs and some main storylines from the two movies "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice" and "The Story of Fat Cat" in that world, and then adds various real negative cases. stewed;
In Yang Zhu's heart, a good movie must not have too many themes, and the scars exposed must be deep;
And this movie of mine has scattered themes, and all kinds of scars are superficial; the purpose is to create a pessimistic mood of "good people will not be rewarded" through various stories...
"It's a pity, the 13 cut shots are the essence, otherwise...huh." Yang Zhu complained about "a certain game". Since the policy is looser than that of that world, why not be more relaxed?
Looking at the brothers and sisters of the Lin family who have been silent and patronizing their mobile phones, Mr. Yang shook the table:
"Prince, don't be dumb, the song that has been pressing you can be put on it, remember to put subtitles on the MV, say that this song is a derivative song of "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice", and call on everyone to watch the movie. "
Lin Tu was overjoyed: "Can I post it?"
The promised "reward" Yang Zhu had already given to Prince Lin. Although he didn't have time, the MV of this song was filmed and produced by Zhang Lin, but it didn't really matter.
Looking at Lin Keran, who was showing displeasure, but with a trace of expectation, Senior Officer Yang sneered and said, "Don't look at me, blame your brother for not living up to expectations!"
Originally, Yang Zhu promised to give each of the two brothers and sisters a song, but the data that Prince Lin ran out for the movie was too ugly, and Yang Zhu, who was furious, cut off a song on the spot.
Lin Keran gave her elder brother a hard look, and was playing with the teacup sullenly, but found that the sister Wan opposite her was gesturing to her calmly, and immediately smiled.
That's right, the black-bellied man was talking about making a song for himself and sister Wan to sing together. In other words, this song can be said to be written for himself, or it can be said to be written for Wan Jing;
The song "Myself" was cut off, but... the song "Sister Wan" won't be cut off too, right?
When I was happy, I thought that although this black-bellied man looked hideous, he still took good care of his own artists, and his heart felt a little sour; why didn't he let himself sign in?
Seeing the joy on Lin Keran's face, Yang Zhu gave the little white rabbit beside him a hard look. The little white rabbit immediately pretended to be a good girl, and bent down to refill the tea for his boss in aggrieved manner.
………………
At this time, the first wave of viewers who had suffered endless trauma returned home limply,
Turned on the computer, logged into the forum skillfully, and was planning to write some content, which will be sent out in an hour later, and complain about the movie "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice" and Liu Qianda.
It turned out that Liuqianda had released a new song. Looking at the song label, it turned out to be a derivative song of "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice"?There are two versions?
Although the content of the movie is too dark, the viewers who have watched it want to peel off Liuqianda’s skin, but it has to be said that Liuqianda’s music works are not to be blacked out. It's not a joke, even "Magic Day" in that damn movie is at the level of a divine comedy.
So a group of weak-willed animals ignored the "derailment" of their right hand, slowly moved the mouse to the link with the words "Movie fan version", and pressed [click]...
PS: The following chapters may borrow the online names of some book friends. I don’t know if you mind. If you don’t mind, please check in this chapter or in the book friend circle. Ben Zhai, it is estimated that half of the hair will be pulled out again, please sympathize!
(End of this chapter)
"Six thousand thieves, you will die!" A young man firmly grasped the handrail, his eyes were red;
"Director Beast, with a dark mind, doesn't even leave us a thought!" A white-collar man gritted his teeth desperately;
"Liuqian, how could you treat us like this..." The woman in casual Hanfu was tearful and limp on her boyfriend's shoulder.
…………
The ending movie did not let the audience leave the screening hall immediately,
Everyone sat on the chairs, either lost their minds and kept silent, or cursed emotionally...
The greasy little fat man gradually regained his sanity amidst the sound of depression and crusade, he let go of the crushed beverage bottle in his hand, his bloodshot eyes showed a hint of madness.
With a bang, the little fat man stood up from the second row of seats, and walked to the curtain in a few strides:
"Everyone listen to me!" The little fat man shouted with all his strength.
Everyone looked at this plain-looking little fat man, not knowing what he wanted to do.
"Everyone is here for Liuqian Da's name,"
"Let's not say whether this movie is good or not, the plot is really TNND abuse, especially the ending is not for the fuckers to watch!"
"Am I right?"
There was a echo in the auditorium...
"The so-called happiness alone is worse than the happiness of all. We should not be the only ones to suffer this kind of crime. Everyone agrees!" The fat on the little fat man's face kept twisting.
"Yes!" Another tidy answer.
"Very good." The little fat man looked around the field, and he actually had a leadership demeanor.
"Going out, people outside waiting for the second scene will definitely ask us what the movie is like,"
"I suggest that we unify our external caliber,"
"Just say, this movie is a fucking movie!" The little fat man said through gritted teeth.
"Healing film? No way, isn't this a lie?" Some viewers began to struggle, thinking that it would not be worthwhile to ruin their reputation for the sake of instant enjoyment.
"Hmph~! It's not a cure, it's a depression; it's fatal, it's depression;" the little fat man sneered.
"When writing post-views on the Internet, we also use pinyin to confuse the audience,"
"In short, we need to bring in more people to share the pain we suffered today. The more people we pull in, the more worthwhile our suffering will be!!" The little fat man's eyes were full of madness.
"I agree! TNND, don't let me suffer alone!"
"Okay, I can't be the only one crying!"
The people below agreed.
Zhang Yueting, who was sitting in the middle, had black lines on his hair: "Are young people now so good at playing? By the way, the otaku went crazy, and it's... really scary!"
………………
The second wave of spectators outside the hall waiting to enter the arena saw the little fat man filing out and surrounded them one after another:
"How is the movie? Is it good?"
A young man whose face was still pale nodded: "It's very beautiful."
"What type of movie is this?"
The little fat man showed a weird smile: "This is a zhi yu movie."
"Why are your eyes all red, and some people are crying?"
The little fat man twitched the fat on his face: "I was moved..."
………………
At the same time, on major movie viewing websites, under the movie "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice", one after another appeared:
"After watching it, I couldn't stop crying. This is a zhi yu movie."
"This is a zhi yu film that integrates public welfare and reflection. I recommend watching it."
Evaluations like this.
And the first wave of audiences who were encouraged would never know that in the major theaters, there are people like Little Fatty, who, after watching the movie, use an inciting tone to call on everyone to pull people into the pit together...
………………
Yazai, drinking tea, Yang Daguan looked at the value that had been beating in his eyes since just now, his grinning mouth never closed...
Well, I spent 20 yuan to find more than 100 "trusts". The effect is so worth it!
The little white rabbit looked at his boss worriedly, could it be that he was under too much pressure and went crazy?
Immediately comforted: "Boss, don't stress too much, it's the first movie, it's normal to have poor grades."
After a pause: "There are very few audiences for such a sharp and in-depth movie. Next time... Well, next time we make a lighter movie. At your level, the results will definitely be good!"
Daguan Yang took a sip of tea happily; he thought, what is "sharp and deep?" This is clearly made up by himself in order to obtain negative emotions, okay?
That's right, this movie borrows some character designs and some main storylines from the two movies "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice" and "The Story of Fat Cat" in that world, and then adds various real negative cases. stewed;
In Yang Zhu's heart, a good movie must not have too many themes, and the scars exposed must be deep;
And this movie of mine has scattered themes, and all kinds of scars are superficial; the purpose is to create a pessimistic mood of "good people will not be rewarded" through various stories...
"It's a pity, the 13 cut shots are the essence, otherwise...huh." Yang Zhu complained about "a certain game". Since the policy is looser than that of that world, why not be more relaxed?
Looking at the brothers and sisters of the Lin family who have been silent and patronizing their mobile phones, Mr. Yang shook the table:
"Prince, don't be dumb, the song that has been pressing you can be put on it, remember to put subtitles on the MV, say that this song is a derivative song of "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice", and call on everyone to watch the movie. "
Lin Tu was overjoyed: "Can I post it?"
The promised "reward" Yang Zhu had already given to Prince Lin. Although he didn't have time, the MV of this song was filmed and produced by Zhang Lin, but it didn't really matter.
Looking at Lin Keran, who was showing displeasure, but with a trace of expectation, Senior Officer Yang sneered and said, "Don't look at me, blame your brother for not living up to expectations!"
Originally, Yang Zhu promised to give each of the two brothers and sisters a song, but the data that Prince Lin ran out for the movie was too ugly, and Yang Zhu, who was furious, cut off a song on the spot.
Lin Keran gave her elder brother a hard look, and was playing with the teacup sullenly, but found that the sister Wan opposite her was gesturing to her calmly, and immediately smiled.
That's right, the black-bellied man was talking about making a song for himself and sister Wan to sing together. In other words, this song can be said to be written for himself, or it can be said to be written for Wan Jing;
The song "Myself" was cut off, but... the song "Sister Wan" won't be cut off too, right?
When I was happy, I thought that although this black-bellied man looked hideous, he still took good care of his own artists, and his heart felt a little sour; why didn't he let himself sign in?
Seeing the joy on Lin Keran's face, Yang Zhu gave the little white rabbit beside him a hard look. The little white rabbit immediately pretended to be a good girl, and bent down to refill the tea for his boss in aggrieved manner.
………………
At this time, the first wave of viewers who had suffered endless trauma returned home limply,
Turned on the computer, logged into the forum skillfully, and was planning to write some content, which will be sent out in an hour later, and complain about the movie "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice" and Liu Qianda.
It turned out that Liuqianda had released a new song. Looking at the song label, it turned out to be a derivative song of "A Bowl of Egg Fried Rice"?There are two versions?
Although the content of the movie is too dark, the viewers who have watched it want to peel off Liuqianda’s skin, but it has to be said that Liuqianda’s music works are not to be blacked out. It's not a joke, even "Magic Day" in that damn movie is at the level of a divine comedy.
So a group of weak-willed animals ignored the "derailment" of their right hand, slowly moved the mouse to the link with the words "Movie fan version", and pressed [click]...
PS: The following chapters may borrow the online names of some book friends. I don’t know if you mind. If you don’t mind, please check in this chapter or in the book friend circle. Ben Zhai, it is estimated that half of the hair will be pulled out again, please sympathize!
(End of this chapter)
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