The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle
Chapter 4 Making Friends
Chapter 4 Making Friends
At nine o'clock in the middle of the night, Yang Zhu sat in front of the computer with a sad face and typed words with difficulty using the "one-finger Zen input method".
Well, that's right, for Yang Zhu who is "working overtime", nine o'clock is already late at night;
Being willing to use two fingers to write deeply is already very worthy of Prince Lin.
Well, today's task is... [-] words!
Looking at the number "1237" displayed in the lower left corner of WORD, Xianyu thought confidently.
"Ring...ring..."
Angry Xianyu picked up the phone and shouted in an octave-high voice: "Who is it!!"
"Boss Yang... Did I bother you?" Qin Xing's weak voice came.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought they were selling insurance!" Yang Zhu slowed down his tone, guessing he had business to look for.
Who the hell would believe that there are people selling insurance at nine o'clock in the evening?It is so insincere to find excuses!
Qin Xing, who complained about the MAX value in his heart, said excitedly:
"Auspicious Technology has called just now, let's sign the contract tomorrow!"
Well, although it is expected, it is also good news, and it is finally one step closer to eliminating the damn green word.
"Then, Boss Yang, at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, is it alright for you to come over and sign the contract together?" Qin Xing asked cautiously, for fear that something might happen to this master.
"You can just go, what am I going to do?" For Xianyu, letting him move at will is simply a crime.
Qin Xing on the opposite side panicked: "When signing the contract tomorrow, people will definitely come to ask you the questions you buried today. If you are not present, who will answer the questions? What if they get angry and the contract will be canceled?"
"I'll tell you the answer, you can deal with it. Is it possible that I have to be present for everything in the future?"
Hearing the impatience in Yang Zhu's tone, Qin Xing felt aggrieved, thinking that it would be easy for me?There are masters on both sides; so he nodded with tears in his eyes: "Okay, you are talking, I will record, and I will learn everything by heart tonight."
Yang Zhu thought for a while, and said:
"What they are most concerned about is the issue of terminal channels. [Mid-to-high-end cosmetics counters], [Luxury goods counters], [Mid-to-high-end beauty salons] These are the efficient terminals for the first wave of Auspicious Technology products that require key public relations."
"Imagine, when your wife comes back after buying a bunch of things worth thousands of dollars, just when you want to get angry, she suddenly takes out a box of [Xiangrui Hanyang] for you, and tenderly says to you: Husband , I spent hundreds of dollars to buy this for you, you usually work so hard, you must take care of your health..."
"At this time, what else can you say as a man?"
Yang Zhu then spent more than half an hour explaining to Qin Xing various methods of follow-up publicity and promotion, and Qin Xing's mouth became "O" when he heard it:
"Why do you have such a brain? But some methods are too bad, right? Why do men make things difficult for men? Hey..."
After hanging up the phone, Yang Zhu looked at the empty room and thought viciously:
"Why do men make things difficult for men? Heh heh, it's a terrible death for a married man to lick a dog!"
After thinking about the hundred ways to die by licking a dog in his mind, Yang Zhu continued to write, but found that he couldn't write any more!
Forget it, let's go to the skewers!By the way, calling out the little white rabbit is also a welcome for her.
After more than 40 minutes, Wan Jing, who decided to trust her boss once, stared dumbfounded at Yang Zhu who was eating and drinking at the roadside stall.
This is also called to catch the wind for me?Forget about the roadside stalls, my "protagonist" hasn't arrived yet, so what about the pile of iron signs on the table? ?
Looking at the aggrieved eyes of the little white rabbit, Yang Zhu felt a little guilty:
"Haha, I said... These are left by the previous guests, do you believe it?"
"Boss! Hurry up and take the sign left by the previous guest on this table!"
Wan Jing looked at the greasy mouth of her boss, and rolled her eyes in her heart, if it was you, would you believe it?
He didn't say much, just pulled a stool and sat down, then picked a bunch of mushrooms and ate them.
Only then did Yang Zhu discover that this girl was wearing a white shirt with a lace collar and a denim skirt tonight, and she even had light makeup on her face, giving her the appearance of an urban beauty.
Yang Zhu, who was allergic to the image of "urban beauty", was unhappy and didn't say much;
He picked up the beer bottle, filled it up for her, and then clinked the glasses, and the girl drank it in one gulp, and she seemed to be a winery go-getter.
After eating a few strings of chicken butts, Yang Zhu put down the iron pick with some satisfaction, thinking that it was time to settle accounts with his employees:
"Wan Jing, tonight is a welcome banquet for you. It's a bit shabby. When the studio makes a lot of money in the future, let's change to a higher-end place to make skewers!"
Wan Jing is powerless to complain, you only know how to play when you co-author?
"This afternoon, I talked about a commercial, and it will be completed without accident. I will send you the TV script tomorrow, and I will think about how to perform it well."
Wan Jing was a little pleasantly surprised, she didn't expect her boss to be so fast, and there was an advertisement shot just after signing, she quickly patted her chest and said that she would definitely work hard.
"And you, from now on, you've officially debuted in the entertainment industry. I have to explain some things to you first, so that you won't have a place to cry when the time comes."
The little white rabbit hurriedly sat upright, listening quietly to the teachings of his boss.
"As a rookie in the entertainment industry, let's not talk about your professional ability, but your level of dealing with people makes me very worried!"
The little white rabbit is stupid, I haven't been in contact with this much yet, why is there a problem with the level of dealing with people?
... Could it be that he is implying something? ?
Looking at the little white rabbit with a slightly pale face, his right hand covering his chest, and a vigilant expression, Yang Zhu continued:
"Take tonight for example."
"First, in the middle of the night, when you go out to eat with a man, and someone pours you a drink, you just gulp it down stupidly. What are you trying to do? You want to give me a chance to get myself drunk? Still lonely and looking for a bed partner!?"
The little white rabbit was stunned, isn't this a welcome feast for himself?Is it wrong to drink to save face for your boss?
Yang Zhu said with a look of regret: "You have to remember, after twelve o'clock at noon, as long as there is a man opposite, don't drink if you can. Even if you have to drink, you can't drink more than half a glass of beer and a sip of white wine." quantity."
"As for after five o'clock in the afternoon, as long as there is a man in front of you, don't drink a sip of wine! But if a man wants you to drink, it's probably nothing serious."
"Of course, if you are lonely and want to solve your needs, feel free to do so!"
Wan Jing's face was flushed, what does it mean to solve a demand?Why are these words so ugly! ?But thinking that the boss is doing it for his own good, he nodded and agreed.
"Second, what do you want to do this evening, wearing such beautiful clothes and heavy makeup? Is this a meeting with friends or a blind date?"
Wan Jing has a black thread, so is it wrong to dress neatly?
Yang Zhu sneered and said: "With your current status in the world, you dress like this all day long, let alone expand your network. I bet you won't be able to make a real friend in three years!"
"You have to remember, as long as it's not a formal occasion, if you go out to eat, if you're not here to catch a girl or show off; the more casual the better, what makeup, beautiful clothes, designer bags, etc. Don't even touch it."
"If one day, you can come out to have sex with them without changing your face, wearing a military overcoat and flip-flops, congratulations, your ability to deal with people has come a long way!"
Wan Jing was dumbfounded, what kind of dog theory is this?The messier the co-author, the better, right?
Seeing the word "do not believe" written on the faces of his employees,
Yang Zhu said disdainfully: "You really don't believe me, do you know where is the best place to talk about clients or make friends?"
Wan Jing shook his head.
"It's a bathhouse!"
"Have you ever studied psychology? When adults get along, the less props you have to pretend, the easier it is to treat each other sincerely!"
"In the bathhouse, everyone is naked, and they don't even have basic camouflage props like clothes. As long as you two are not dumb, you can become friends in minutes!"
Wan Jing was taken aback, which seemed to make sense.But I always feel a little out of touch with my own situation.
Seeing her confusion, Yang Zhu continued:
"Of course, the one just now was just an example;"
"What I want to say is that if you want to raise the level of dealing with people and things, the first step is to remove your disguise to the greatest extent!"
"Think about it, if you wear five or six people all day long, does that count as [personal disguise]?"
"Smearing heavy makeup all day long, like wearing a mask shell, is it considered [expression camouflage]?"
The little white rabbit immediately protested: "Why does makeup become a facial expression?"
Yang Zhu sneered: "Every day, I smear two or two powders on my face like I'm painting, to make the skin tight. How else can I have a natural expression??"
"I want to laugh out loud, but I'm afraid I'll be crushed;"
"I want to frown, but I can't stretch my muscles;"
"I want to be angry, my skin is tense."
"That's it, how dare you say it's not [expression camouflage]?"
"You look like a low-level micro-expression management expert all day long, who cares about you?"
Wan Jing thought about it, although what BOSS said was too exaggerated, it seemed that after putting on makeup, the muscles on her face were tensed and stiff.
Yang Zhu finally concluded:
"Anyway, you don't care what other people look like, you first reveal your [true self];"
"As long as there are no conflicts of interest, not many people will really hate a [unfettered] person."
"Maybe you are not used to it for the first time, but once or twice, others will look at you differently, willing to get along with you, and even envious of your lifestyle."
Wan Jing frowned and thought hard, always feeling that something was wrong, but she was told that she yearned for that kind of life,
I immediately thought, forget it, don’t think about it anymore, I feel like the BOSS won’t trick me anyway.
Yang Zhu sneered in his heart, hum, dare to offend your boss unintentionally? ?
Ignorant little white rabbit, get ready to accept the beatings of life...
(End of this chapter)
At nine o'clock in the middle of the night, Yang Zhu sat in front of the computer with a sad face and typed words with difficulty using the "one-finger Zen input method".
Well, that's right, for Yang Zhu who is "working overtime", nine o'clock is already late at night;
Being willing to use two fingers to write deeply is already very worthy of Prince Lin.
Well, today's task is... [-] words!
Looking at the number "1237" displayed in the lower left corner of WORD, Xianyu thought confidently.
"Ring...ring..."
Angry Xianyu picked up the phone and shouted in an octave-high voice: "Who is it!!"
"Boss Yang... Did I bother you?" Qin Xing's weak voice came.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought they were selling insurance!" Yang Zhu slowed down his tone, guessing he had business to look for.
Who the hell would believe that there are people selling insurance at nine o'clock in the evening?It is so insincere to find excuses!
Qin Xing, who complained about the MAX value in his heart, said excitedly:
"Auspicious Technology has called just now, let's sign the contract tomorrow!"
Well, although it is expected, it is also good news, and it is finally one step closer to eliminating the damn green word.
"Then, Boss Yang, at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, is it alright for you to come over and sign the contract together?" Qin Xing asked cautiously, for fear that something might happen to this master.
"You can just go, what am I going to do?" For Xianyu, letting him move at will is simply a crime.
Qin Xing on the opposite side panicked: "When signing the contract tomorrow, people will definitely come to ask you the questions you buried today. If you are not present, who will answer the questions? What if they get angry and the contract will be canceled?"
"I'll tell you the answer, you can deal with it. Is it possible that I have to be present for everything in the future?"
Hearing the impatience in Yang Zhu's tone, Qin Xing felt aggrieved, thinking that it would be easy for me?There are masters on both sides; so he nodded with tears in his eyes: "Okay, you are talking, I will record, and I will learn everything by heart tonight."
Yang Zhu thought for a while, and said:
"What they are most concerned about is the issue of terminal channels. [Mid-to-high-end cosmetics counters], [Luxury goods counters], [Mid-to-high-end beauty salons] These are the efficient terminals for the first wave of Auspicious Technology products that require key public relations."
"Imagine, when your wife comes back after buying a bunch of things worth thousands of dollars, just when you want to get angry, she suddenly takes out a box of [Xiangrui Hanyang] for you, and tenderly says to you: Husband , I spent hundreds of dollars to buy this for you, you usually work so hard, you must take care of your health..."
"At this time, what else can you say as a man?"
Yang Zhu then spent more than half an hour explaining to Qin Xing various methods of follow-up publicity and promotion, and Qin Xing's mouth became "O" when he heard it:
"Why do you have such a brain? But some methods are too bad, right? Why do men make things difficult for men? Hey..."
After hanging up the phone, Yang Zhu looked at the empty room and thought viciously:
"Why do men make things difficult for men? Heh heh, it's a terrible death for a married man to lick a dog!"
After thinking about the hundred ways to die by licking a dog in his mind, Yang Zhu continued to write, but found that he couldn't write any more!
Forget it, let's go to the skewers!By the way, calling out the little white rabbit is also a welcome for her.
After more than 40 minutes, Wan Jing, who decided to trust her boss once, stared dumbfounded at Yang Zhu who was eating and drinking at the roadside stall.
This is also called to catch the wind for me?Forget about the roadside stalls, my "protagonist" hasn't arrived yet, so what about the pile of iron signs on the table? ?
Looking at the aggrieved eyes of the little white rabbit, Yang Zhu felt a little guilty:
"Haha, I said... These are left by the previous guests, do you believe it?"
"Boss! Hurry up and take the sign left by the previous guest on this table!"
Wan Jing looked at the greasy mouth of her boss, and rolled her eyes in her heart, if it was you, would you believe it?
He didn't say much, just pulled a stool and sat down, then picked a bunch of mushrooms and ate them.
Only then did Yang Zhu discover that this girl was wearing a white shirt with a lace collar and a denim skirt tonight, and she even had light makeup on her face, giving her the appearance of an urban beauty.
Yang Zhu, who was allergic to the image of "urban beauty", was unhappy and didn't say much;
He picked up the beer bottle, filled it up for her, and then clinked the glasses, and the girl drank it in one gulp, and she seemed to be a winery go-getter.
After eating a few strings of chicken butts, Yang Zhu put down the iron pick with some satisfaction, thinking that it was time to settle accounts with his employees:
"Wan Jing, tonight is a welcome banquet for you. It's a bit shabby. When the studio makes a lot of money in the future, let's change to a higher-end place to make skewers!"
Wan Jing is powerless to complain, you only know how to play when you co-author?
"This afternoon, I talked about a commercial, and it will be completed without accident. I will send you the TV script tomorrow, and I will think about how to perform it well."
Wan Jing was a little pleasantly surprised, she didn't expect her boss to be so fast, and there was an advertisement shot just after signing, she quickly patted her chest and said that she would definitely work hard.
"And you, from now on, you've officially debuted in the entertainment industry. I have to explain some things to you first, so that you won't have a place to cry when the time comes."
The little white rabbit hurriedly sat upright, listening quietly to the teachings of his boss.
"As a rookie in the entertainment industry, let's not talk about your professional ability, but your level of dealing with people makes me very worried!"
The little white rabbit is stupid, I haven't been in contact with this much yet, why is there a problem with the level of dealing with people?
... Could it be that he is implying something? ?
Looking at the little white rabbit with a slightly pale face, his right hand covering his chest, and a vigilant expression, Yang Zhu continued:
"Take tonight for example."
"First, in the middle of the night, when you go out to eat with a man, and someone pours you a drink, you just gulp it down stupidly. What are you trying to do? You want to give me a chance to get myself drunk? Still lonely and looking for a bed partner!?"
The little white rabbit was stunned, isn't this a welcome feast for himself?Is it wrong to drink to save face for your boss?
Yang Zhu said with a look of regret: "You have to remember, after twelve o'clock at noon, as long as there is a man opposite, don't drink if you can. Even if you have to drink, you can't drink more than half a glass of beer and a sip of white wine." quantity."
"As for after five o'clock in the afternoon, as long as there is a man in front of you, don't drink a sip of wine! But if a man wants you to drink, it's probably nothing serious."
"Of course, if you are lonely and want to solve your needs, feel free to do so!"
Wan Jing's face was flushed, what does it mean to solve a demand?Why are these words so ugly! ?But thinking that the boss is doing it for his own good, he nodded and agreed.
"Second, what do you want to do this evening, wearing such beautiful clothes and heavy makeup? Is this a meeting with friends or a blind date?"
Wan Jing has a black thread, so is it wrong to dress neatly?
Yang Zhu sneered and said: "With your current status in the world, you dress like this all day long, let alone expand your network. I bet you won't be able to make a real friend in three years!"
"You have to remember, as long as it's not a formal occasion, if you go out to eat, if you're not here to catch a girl or show off; the more casual the better, what makeup, beautiful clothes, designer bags, etc. Don't even touch it."
"If one day, you can come out to have sex with them without changing your face, wearing a military overcoat and flip-flops, congratulations, your ability to deal with people has come a long way!"
Wan Jing was dumbfounded, what kind of dog theory is this?The messier the co-author, the better, right?
Seeing the word "do not believe" written on the faces of his employees,
Yang Zhu said disdainfully: "You really don't believe me, do you know where is the best place to talk about clients or make friends?"
Wan Jing shook his head.
"It's a bathhouse!"
"Have you ever studied psychology? When adults get along, the less props you have to pretend, the easier it is to treat each other sincerely!"
"In the bathhouse, everyone is naked, and they don't even have basic camouflage props like clothes. As long as you two are not dumb, you can become friends in minutes!"
Wan Jing was taken aback, which seemed to make sense.But I always feel a little out of touch with my own situation.
Seeing her confusion, Yang Zhu continued:
"Of course, the one just now was just an example;"
"What I want to say is that if you want to raise the level of dealing with people and things, the first step is to remove your disguise to the greatest extent!"
"Think about it, if you wear five or six people all day long, does that count as [personal disguise]?"
"Smearing heavy makeup all day long, like wearing a mask shell, is it considered [expression camouflage]?"
The little white rabbit immediately protested: "Why does makeup become a facial expression?"
Yang Zhu sneered: "Every day, I smear two or two powders on my face like I'm painting, to make the skin tight. How else can I have a natural expression??"
"I want to laugh out loud, but I'm afraid I'll be crushed;"
"I want to frown, but I can't stretch my muscles;"
"I want to be angry, my skin is tense."
"That's it, how dare you say it's not [expression camouflage]?"
"You look like a low-level micro-expression management expert all day long, who cares about you?"
Wan Jing thought about it, although what BOSS said was too exaggerated, it seemed that after putting on makeup, the muscles on her face were tensed and stiff.
Yang Zhu finally concluded:
"Anyway, you don't care what other people look like, you first reveal your [true self];"
"As long as there are no conflicts of interest, not many people will really hate a [unfettered] person."
"Maybe you are not used to it for the first time, but once or twice, others will look at you differently, willing to get along with you, and even envious of your lifestyle."
Wan Jing frowned and thought hard, always feeling that something was wrong, but she was told that she yearned for that kind of life,
I immediately thought, forget it, don’t think about it anymore, I feel like the BOSS won’t trick me anyway.
Yang Zhu sneered in his heart, hum, dare to offend your boss unintentionally? ?
Ignorant little white rabbit, get ready to accept the beatings of life...
(End of this chapter)
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