The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 31

Hengdian.

Pedestrians coming and going on the street avoided one corner of the street.

Then he glanced at the strange duo on the roadside with eyes that looked like crazy people.

"Look at that man, his eyes are always staring at me, he must be a robber, right?"

"Hey... From the looks of it, I guess these two are also ensemble performers. Maybe it's because the actor's dream has been broken and he's lost his mind? It's so pitiful."

"That girl is very beautiful, she doesn't look crazy, she must be playing some kind of performance art, right? I heard that young people are doing something new now..."

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"BO...BOSS, how long do we have to squat?"

A little white rabbit dressed as Li Mochou squatted on the corner of the street, blushing all over,
Seeing the strange gazes from passers-by on the street, he immediately buried his head under his arms, refusing to look up.

I already knew that my boss was unreliable, but I didn't expect it to be so unreliable;

Looking for actors on the streets of Hengdian?

Or find it in the group performances, that is, he can figure it out.

Unfortunately, I just finished filming and hurried over to help without even taking off my makeup.

result……

The little white rabbit now wants to die.

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"Oh... don't be impatient, I haven't seen an actor who meets my requirements yet."

Yang Daguan, with a cigarette in his mouth, looks like a ruffian, squatting on the outside, with a look of lovelessness...

This unreliable Lin Tu is fortunate that he is still the prince of "Dahua Investment";
After three days of busy work, I cried and told myself that the 2000W could not be made up.

Forced to do nothing, Yang Daguan had no choice but to wield a big knife in the "actor's salary".

What if you can't afford big-name actors?
Teach yourself!
Can Daguan Yang be suffocated to death by urine?

So Yang Zhu, who was in a twitch, went to the streets of Hengdian to see if he could choose a role from the group.

Anyway, in Yang Zhu's view, there is no difference between 0 points and 59 points.
Choose a 0 points and save money!

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When the little white rabbit crouched almost collapsed,
Officer Yang stood up suddenly, and walked towards the person in front with bright eyes.

Taking a closer look, he saw a fat man who looked a little funny and was cute...

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Sun Jian stared vigilantly at the young man in front of him who suddenly blocked his way...

Wearing a sweater on the upper body and a pair of ordinary jeans on the lower body;
Although it's already spring, the weather is still a bit cold, and this person is wearing a pair of flip flops?

the most important is……

This guy has a face full of ruffians, one can tell that he is not a serious person...

I heard that the other party claimed to be a director and planned to make him the leading actor?
Sun Jian scoffed,

I have been in Hengdian for nearly ten years anyway,

Hmm...although it's still a trick;

But we are also people who have been "special actors" twice.
The assistant director has seen a dozen of them,

Even the chief director once told us about the play!
Although it's just "Pose", "Hold on, don't move!"

but!

We are no longer little shrimps who have never seen the world,

How dare you call yourself a director at a young age?

Still planning to find yourself as the leading role?
Who are you kidding! ?

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Yang Zhu looked at the fat man clutching his pants bag with some headaches,
What's your expression like?
Do I, Mr. Yang, really look like a robber?

Hmm... Although I seem to be wearing a bit casually today,
But is it necessary to be so defensive?
If it weren't for the fact that your image is exactly what you imagined the male protagonist to look like,

In addition, I was really unwilling to return empty-handed after squatting for a day.

You think I pay little attention to you! ?
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"Boss, what's wrong?"

The little white rabbit stuck its head out from behind Yang Zhu, and looked curiously at the fat man opposite.

"what!!"

The fat man pointed at Wan Jing, his eyes widened, and he made a piercing dolphin sound, as if he had been molested.

Mr. Yang and the little white rabbit plugged their ears and looked at each other.
Could it be...

This man thought we were going to molested him?

"You...you are Dou Wenying!?"

After the fat man screamed for a long time, he let out a cry of surprise.

The little white rabbit was stunned for a moment, then nodded.

"Puppet girl?"

What the hell is this called?

The little white rabbit slandered secretly, but still nodded politely.

"Goodwill girl?"

The little white rabbit and his boss looked at each other.

Isn't this fat man stupid?
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"So you're really a director?"

Sun Jian, who was struggling to squat down with the two of them, still asked in an incredible tone.

Why do you always like to squat and talk?

I'm a fat man, it's hard to say.

Officer Yang nodded blankly...

As a BOSS+director, he actually needs his own artist to testify for himself in order to gain the trust of a fat man who is just playing tricks. Yang Zhu feels that he is really a failure.

"So, you really want me to play the male lead?"

The fat man pointed to his nose,
He stared at Daguan Yang with a look of "Is there anyone else stupid than me?"

Yang Zhu couldn't complain anymore, so he nodded his head hard again...

"Well... May I know what this play is called? What am I acting in?"

The little white rabbit took out a piece of crumpled A4 paper from "Li Mochou"'s Taoist robe in great shame,
It was scrawled on it with a marker pen:

""XX Crew", we are recruiting one male lead and three supporting roles."

There are also a few black dots painted in an extremely artistic fan shape on the lower right,
If you look closely, you will see the words "once you use it, you will be treated favorably".

Well, I guess I didn't have enough blank space, so I just found a random place to write it down.

Fatty Sun withdrew his eyes and looked at the two with a "compassionate" look.

"Let me just say, how can there be a serious crew looking for me to be the male lead."

"This is the first time I have encountered such a poor crew in Hengdian for ten years."

As he spoke, he showed a look of "compassion and compassion":

"Let's talk about the salary, as long as it exceeds 5000, plus meals..."

"For the sake of your embarrassment,"

"This hero, I will act!"

Yang Daguan has a black line on his head,
I can't wait to slap and call...

(End of this chapter)