The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 203 Prelude
On the afternoon of the third day, Yang Daguan, who was exuding an unpleasant atmosphere and with scratches on his face that had not faded, went to attend the appointment surrounded by Prince Lin and Ivanov.

Lin Keran, who was abandoned in the hotel, watched her brother and that bastard leave, with her mouth pouted, not feeling angry, but also faintly worried. You know, that bastard met today with the patriarch of the mafia family ah!

As time went by, Lin Keran, who was waiting dead in the lobby of the hotel, felt more and more nervous.

Seeing that it was getting dark, Lin Keran couldn't help but shudder as he thought of "The Godfather" he had watched and all the information he had learned in the past two days: Could that rude bastard be a dead man? Change, really angered those mafia, and then was hit by bullets into a sieve! ?

Thinking of the bloody scene, Lin Keran couldn't sit still anymore. He gritted his teeth and stood up to find the woman named Li and the Lord. Even if it was to rob him, he would still snatch the body of that bastard. return!
Just as Xiao Nizi took out her mobile phone from her bag with slightly trembling hands, and was about to call the lord, the automatic door of the hotel opened, and Mr. Yang and Mr. Lin came in with embarrassing faces.

Looking at Lin Keran who was staring at him in a daze, Daguan Yang raised his eyebrows in surprise, and with a wink, Prince Lin hurriedly put his arms around his sister into the elevator and came to his room.

As soon as he sat down, Prince Lin, who looked excited, said impatiently: "Dad Yang, I didn't expect that these two families would agree to cooperate with us so easily. I originally thought it would be very difficult and dangerous. Woolen cloth!"

"You know, they are the famous mafia!"

Mr. Yang snorted nonchalantly: "Haven't heard an old saying that the king of hell is easy to see, but the little devil is hard to deal with?"

"Which of the clan elders who can manage such a large force is not a human being? When a person reaches that level, you don't need to explain some things to him at all!"

"Besides, what era is it? In these days, which large-scale gang has not already been corporate and formalized?"

"You... Don't keep your impression of the mafia in those old movies, just treat them as normal business partners!"

Prince Lin nodded his head, thinking that this time he has gained knowledge, and some people will blow it up in the future, but he was a little uncertain immediately: "Daddy Yang, is the plan you told them really sure?"

"Also, even if they contribute the money, is it really appropriate to share such a large chunk of the profits?"

Yang Zhu touched the slightly itchy scratches on his face: "That plan, I'm sure!"

"In fact, any fool can see that as the Federal Reserve continues to release water, if these families don't enter the market to eat cakes, they will only have to wait to be sucked!"

"The reason why they cooperated so readily and agreed to our terms is nothing more than that they didn't know where they found out about our excitement in the American stock market some time ago, and they wanted us to be traders;"

"Hmph, believe it or not, even without us, they must have found a trader early and made a similar plan."

"It's just that our plan is bigger, and in their eyes, our shot is more secure!"

Having said this, Yang Zhu lit up a cigarette and took a deep drag: "As for why we should give out such a large chunk of profits..."

"the reason is simple!"

"The influence of these two families is not limited to New York, the entire United States, even Maple Leaf Country and some countries in South America, have their countless offline gangs!"

"I won't talk about other places, but Maple Leaf Country is the second most important point in our plan after the United States."

“In order for the plan to proceed smoothly, I think it’s worth giving up some profits!”

"After all, in this era of commercialization, there are not enough benefits. Even the offline gangs have no reason to serve you with all their strength. The money is actually the reward we paid to the countless offline gangs. "

Prince Lin nodded knowingly, remembering the names of cities such as "Vancouver" and "Seattle" marked in red by Yang Dada in the plan, it is estimated that there will be a lot of excitement at that time.

After explaining, Mr. Yang took another big puff in comfort. He turned his head and found that little girl Lin Keran was staring at him in a daze. She had a really strange expression. She couldn't tell whether she was crying or laughing, but her eyes seemed to be lost. It seems that the focal length is out of focus, which is indescribably weird.

"Hey~ hey!"

"Are you stunned?" Official Yang slapped Lin Keran on the head unceremoniously.

"Hi~!"

Lin Keran, whose head was hurting, came to his senses instantly. Seeing the question mark on the face of the bastard in front of him, infinite anger and grievance suddenly surged in his heart.

"Ahhh~! I'm fighting with you, you bastard!"

"Hiss~~ Why did you bite me again!?"

Seeing this, Eldest Prince Lin's eyes twitched,

Then he looked at his nose, nose, and heart, admiring his slender hands...

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After half a month.

The regular publicity warm-up for the movie "Lone Wolf" was carried out step by step in the United States and various countries. Affected by the causal power of "The Second Depression", the movie with Yang Zhu's name was predictably affected by attention of people from all over the world.

At this time, a group called "Shocked!It turns out that everyone in China is Li Dalong" video gradually became popular on the Western Internet.

Los Angeles,
Ball is a porter and a veteran boxer,
After his salary was cut last month, he returned home listlessly. After finishing his meal as if he was coping, he came to the boxing club, intending to find someone to have a good fight to vent his depression in reality.

He had just changed into his clothes, and when he came out of the locker room, he saw his coach and a few students gathered around, staring at a mobile phone, exclaiming from time to time.

"Hey, old man, what's going on?" Ball walked to the outside of the crowd and patted Jacquel's shoulder in front of him. This was one of the few people he could talk to in the boxing club.

Jakel turned his head, glanced at Bauer, and said to him in a surprised tone:

"Bauer, this is incredible!"

"It turns out that Chinese Kung Fu is real!"

"Well... I also suggest that you take a good look."

The confused Bauer took the mobile phone handed over by Jacques, and only started to look at it after receiving a nod from the other party.

What was playing on the phone was an obviously candid video, the picture was a little shaken, and the angle was twisted. Ball shook his head in disgust. On weekdays, he would never watch such a video with no picture beauty—even if the above It was UFO!

But soon, his eyes were as big as a cow's, and an ostrich egg could be stuffed in his mouth.

The video is not long, less than 3 minutes. Judging from the landforms displayed above, it should be in the Middle East or West Asia;
At the beginning, I saw a group of ferocious mercenaries wearing various clothes and holding sticks in front of the crew, pushing a few East Asians who were obviously staff members. Well, looking at the square characters on the staff’s clothes, they should be Chinese. .

In less than half a minute, the two sides fought. First, the mercenaries easily beat the staff to the ground.Seeing this, Ball was sure that the video was real, because a bulging bump immediately appeared on the injured man's forehead.

Hiss~~This hurts so much!Ball frowned as if feeling the same.

And the next second...

Ball knew why his coach and teammates gathered around watching this dangling video.

In the picture, a young Chinese man who was neither tall nor strong appeared. He glanced slightly at the injured staff member who fell to the ground, and then without saying anything, he looked towards the servant opposite. The pawn is a lightning-quick side kick.

then……

Bauer saw that the left hand of the kicked mercenary hastily protecting his chest was fractured in a strange L shape. If it was just this, Bauer could barely accept it, after all, the strength of the thigh is great. , and the bones on the arm are far less strong than people think when they are under lateral force.

Or, it's hard to say... maybe... is this mercenary osteoporosis?
However, when he saw the mercenary being kicked to a distance of five or six meters before landing, Ball immediately doubted his life...

my God!From the looks of it, this mercenary won't weigh less than 80 kilograms, right?
Being kicked five or six meters away all of a sudden?
How much effort does this take?

But the impact of this video on Bauer was only just beginning. When Haji, who is obviously a Muay Thai master, went off the field and started a brief but lightning-fast confrontation with the young Chinese in the screen, Bauer's brain had already lost his thinking up.

As a fighting enthusiast, Bauer certainly knows the title of Muay Thai, which is called "the most vicious fighting technique in the world". In fact, he was once crazy obsessed with Muay Thai. If there is no reliable teaching martial arts school in the United States, he would have gone to learn Muay Thai a long time ago.

but……

In the picture, this Middle Easterner who is obviously more vicious and desperate than the Muay Thai masters I have seen before was beaten to the ground by the Chinese young man with more vicious and sassy fighting skills in just half a minute... …

Bauer jumped up suddenly: "Who can tell me, who is this!? What kind of Chinese Kung Fu is used!?"

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With the further spread of the video, it was deciphered by numerous trolls in the name of "the distant nephew of the photographer's seven aunts and eight aunts", claiming that it was unintentionally captured by the crew of "Lone Wolf" during filming. After the real events encountered...

"The Lone Wolf", which will be released in a month, has seen a sharp increase in the expectations of people from all over the world.
After all, in this current economic downturn and depressive social atmosphere, who doesn’t want to watch a hearty action movie and release the anger in his heart?

And this time...

The helpers who have already done various trainings have finally received the order and started to act...

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Manhattan, Chinatown,
A black man with tattoos on his arm walked swaggeringly and passed by a middle-aged Chinese woman in luxurious clothes.

Suddenly the black man stopped the woman: "Hey, Chinese?"

The middle-aged woman stopped and looked at him defensively, but didn't speak.

An impatient expression appeared on the black man's face: "Are you Chinese? Or Chinese American?"

The middle-aged woman hesitated: "I am Chinese American!"

Hearing this, the black whistled, and then asked excitedly:

"I heard that you Chinese people know kung fu?"

"Can you kung fu?"

The middle-aged woman breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that she was just a nigger who had watched too many movies and was interested in Chinese Kung Fu.

Whatever it is, as long as the nigger doesn't intend to rob himself.

At the moment, I try my best to show a "kind" American Chinese smile, and say with some humility:

"No, you're mistaken, I don't know kung fu."

"In fact, there is no Chinese Kungfu for a long time now. What you see is called martial arts. It's just a kind of ostentation similar to gymnastics."

Hearing this, the black man's expression changed: "You look down on me?"

The middle-aged woman turned pale, and quickly waved her hands: "No, no!"

The black pressed on step by step: "You Chinese people know kung fu, but you tell me you can't?"

"You're racially discriminatory!" the black man shouted angrily, drawing the attention of pedestrians on the street.

When I saw some passers-by stop and look at them from a distance, and some people started to take out their mobile phones and start shooting,
The black man knew that the heat was almost ready, and immediately shouted: "I want to compete with your Chinese Kung Fu!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the dazed middle-aged woman to explain, he punched her hard in the face,

Seeing the blood and teeth flying out of the middle-aged woman's mouth, the black man felt his blood start to rise, and made a provocative gesture: "Come on! Use your Chinese kung fu!"

After finishing speaking, he kicked the belly of the middle-aged woman who had fallen to the ground...

After a full 5 minutes, the black man looked at the moaning woman on the ground, assessed the injury, felt a little too much, felt a little hairy in his heart, swallowed secretly, then withdrew his hands, and made a contemptuous gesture towards the woman Posture, leave quickly.

The middle-aged woman on the ground groaned, first glanced at the dirty fur coat on her body with some distress, then covered her face that had already been painted, and half cried and half begged to the people around her:
"Did you see it? He hit me for no reason. The police will come later. You need to testify for me!"

"I really didn't racially discriminate against him!"

"My husband and I have been in the United States for 20 years, and we are already American citizens. We have always respected the public and obeyed the law. We really don't discriminate against them racially!"

When the onlookers saw this, no one said anything, they all turned and left silently, and there were a few black-haired voices among them.

"Where's the police? Why haven't the police come yet?" The middle-aged woman cried out as she felt more and more pain in her body.

"Across the street is the police station, it's been almost 10 minutes, why haven't the police come yet!?"

Hearing the woman's cries, the scattered Asians were like quails, bowing lower, but walking a little faster...

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Vancouver,
A Chinese man in his 40s stumbled back to his hardcover apartment,

Under his wife's uneasy questioning, the man with a bruised nose and a swollen face said unhappily:

"Forget it, I met a crazy white man today. He came up and asked me if I was Chinese and if I knew kung fu;"

"I said I wouldn't, but he said he didn't believe it and wanted to compete with me, and then he beat me to death!"

The wife covered her mouth: "Why did he beat you?"

The man shook his head dejectedly: "Who the fuck knows?"

"I said that I am now doing external propaganda for Maple Leaf Country. He can't hit me. Hitting me is equivalent to assaulting the police,"

"In the end, he ignored me and said that I was a yellow-skinned pig full of lies, and he hit harder!"

"TNND, there is a policeman 30 meters away from me. I called desperately, but they seemed to have heard it but didn't see it."

"Hey, although we have become citizens of Maple Leaf Country, we don't look like Westerners after all!"

The wife hesitated for a while, and said, "Why don't you stop doing your current job?"

"It always feels like..."

"I always feel that both sides are not happy, so why bother?"

The man touched the wound on his face, bared his teeth, and snorted coldly:
"Women's view!"

"How did our Maple Leaf Country nationality come from, don't you know?"

"If I don't continue to write articles for Maple Leaf Country, will our family go to the Northwest Wind?"

"Okay, don't think too much. Today's incident was just an accident. Now that we are here, we must cherish our life here."

"After all, the Maple Leaf Country is a well-developed democratic country. Even if there are some flaws, the flaws can't hide their strengths!"

The wife bit her lip, but remained silent, since the atmosphere between the two was a bit stiff;
The door opened, and the 11-year-old son came back with a sad face. When we met, he cried and said: "Daddy, why do I score more than 130 points higher than my classmates in the test? They can be admitted to Gerry Private Middle School, but I can't?"

Hearing this, the man's face froze, and he said dryly after a long while:
"possible……"

"Maybe the school also considers it?"

After talking about the incomprehensible reasons, the man came to his study room irritatedly, turned on the computer, browsed the Huaxia website on the other side of the ocean, and thought about what kind of article he should submit today to satisfy his master, and by the way, find something for the other side of the ocean. What kind of stubble can vent my depression today...

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Seattle,
A group of gangsters with gothic heavy makeup surrounded a Chinese woman under the age of 30,
"Don't come here, I will call the police if you come again!"

The gang members just laughed strangely and did not take the threat of the Chinese woman seriously.

"Don't come here, do you want money? I'll give you money!"

The woman cried: "My husband used to be an official in China. He is very rich. You can do as much as you want!"

Several members of the gang looked at each other in blank dismay when they heard the words, hesitantly, it's a pity that such a fat sheep was wasted like this!

but……

They looked sideways at the black van parked on the side of the street not far away, and struggled a bit in their hearts. After all, reason overcame desire and slapped it hard:

"Aren't you Chinese people very good at fighting!?"

"Let me see and see today!"

The Chinese woman who was beaten into a pig's head whined a few times, but couldn't say anything, just kept crying.

After another round of punches and kicks, the leader of the gang grabbed the woman's hair and pulled her up, then licked her lips: "Hey, I heard that the mistresses of you Huaxia officials are pretty good-looking, and they are also well-maintained." good;"

"Let me open my eyes today!"

After saying that, he tore the woman's clothes to pieces with three strokes, five divided by two. Just as the woman closed her eyes and prepared herself, thinking that she would just forget about being bitten by a dog, she saw this group of people laughing and laughing. He smiled and took a photo of her with his cell phone.

"Hey, tell the one in your family who dares not go out,"

"We may be short of money at some point during this period. We will call you when we run out of money,"

"You tell him to be ready at all times, and obediently hand over the money when the time comes!"

"Hmph, don't think about running away,"

"I know you Chinese men value face the most. If he dares to sneak away, I'll post a photo of you on the Internet and mark it as his woman,"

"Hey, I think, he will be very happy to get this name by then!"

After finishing speaking, he kicked the woman hard again, and rode off on their motorcycles one after another.

After a while, the woman who came to her senses resisted the pain and struggled to cover her torn clothes in front of her chest. Tears flowed silently on her originally delicate face:
"Liu XX!! You bastard must die!"

"I said I wanted to stay in the country, but you refused to bring me to this bandit den!"

"You are a worthless wretch who has been blackmailed by the police and gangsters all day long!"

"It's fine if I'm greedy for life and afraid of death and dare not go out, but let my old lady be insulted like this!"

"You fucking don't deserve to be a man!"

In the black van, an Asian man wearing an Ultraman mask heard the cry of the woman outside. He frowned and raised his head to look, and then started writing and drawing seriously in his notebook.

Half a minute later, he raised his head and said to a white man on the co-pilot with an emotionless voice: "Group F, who acted just now, has crossed the line. After returning, it is recommended that each person be punished with 10 lashes. "

Hearing the words, the white man frowned, and argued: "Sir, they are doing everything according to the plan, and they haven't violated your bottom line."

"Look, they didn't beat that woman seriously, and they didn't rape her!"

The man in the Ultraman mask stared at him: "But they tore off all the clothes of that woman. For Huaxia women, this behavior is no different from QJ her!"

The white man was about to make a move, but the man in the Ultraman mask stopped him: "Since the Hans family has appointed me here to supervise this operation, my words are the will of the Hans family!"

"If you have any objections, please report directly to the Hans family."

"But now, please carry out my orders!"

When the white man heard this, he hesitated, stopped arguing, and bowed slightly: "Okay sir, as you wish!"

The man in the Ultraman mask nodded, and then handed over another photo along with the information:

"Remember your appearance, and then go."

"The next target is pornographic XXX from XX newspaper"...

(End of this chapter)