The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle
Chapter 2 Strange Flowers and Wonderful Flowers
Chapter 2 Strange Flowers and Wonderful Flowers
"Yang Zhu, come to the office immediately!!!"
Listening to the distraught voice on the phone, Yang Zhu hung up the phone indifferently, and continued to greet other colleagues in the "Investment Project Evaluation Department".
"Brother Yang, good morning!" This is Xiao Li who just arrived.
"Boss, Miss Guo is going to talk to you again early in the morning?" This is the leader of the second investment team who eavesdropped on the phone just now, greeting himself.
"Boss Yang, this month's performance is in danger again, please help me!" This is the new leader of the project management team 3 asking himself for help.
When he came to an office with a sign of "Deputy Director of the Investment Manager Department", Yang Zhu turned the lock and went in without knocking on the door.
A white-collar beauty whose body and appearance are definitely above 85 points, when she saw Yang Zhu coming in, she immediately showed an angry expression:
"Yang Zhu! Why did the people from Manhong Brokerage Company call me early this morning and confirm the information with me, saying that you want to carry out business cooperation and artist contract transfer with them on behalf of us [Dahua Investment Group. Didu Division] ?”
Yang Zhu picked up the paper cup without hesitation, poured himself a glass of water, and sat on the sofa slowly. The beauty opposite was called "Guo Dan", a former colleague and now a superior.
"There is such a thing. I plan to apply for an investment project. It is about a brokerage company. The name is listed under our group. The person in charge is tentatively determined to be me."
Guo Dan pushed up his silver-framed glasses: "You're crazy! Didn't we just hold a project briefing meeting last week? Our investment budget for this quarter has been exhausted."
Yang Zhu shrugged: "Then cut off one or two projects. Anyway, there are several projects that are obviously unreliable, especially the two that our prince voted for. Instead of letting him bear the notoriety of [Prodigal Son], it is better for me to do it." Be a good person and accept this evil!"
Guo Dan lowered his voice, suppressed his anger and said: "I think you are the most unreliable person! When did you not make trouble!? Why didn't you tell me about the investment project you intend to invest? At least I can I'll give you some funds during the first trial!"
"Also, Shaoming secretly slandered the crown prince, be careful if he finds out, and you will have good fruit to eat!"
"Look at you! If it weren't for your trouble-making mouth, you would still be an ordinary investment consultant today? At least you would have been an executive above the minister, and would you still be troubled by such a trivial matter?"
Looking at this pretty face, Yang Zhu thought to himself, this is true, but how can being a management team be as comfortable as an ordinary salted fish?Besides, my situation is special, and management has always been a matter of challenging the limit of blood pressure. If I really want to become an executive, maybe the system will make trouble for me every day.
Seeing that Yang Zhu didn't speak, Guo Dan sighed softly, and sat beside Yang Zhu:
"Your ability is well known. Since you entered the department three years ago, without your help and guidance, how could I have grown from an ordinary employee to the position of deputy manager of the department?"
"Look at the middle-level managers around you. How many younger brothers or colleagues are not the ones you taught before? A lot of supervisors call an ordinary employee the [boss], and it is estimated that our department is the only one in the world to have such a spectacle."
"Sometimes I don't understand you. You are obviously very capable, but you are stuck in the performance every month and pass by at a low altitude, pretending to be salty fish all day long; but when someone else's job asks you, you don't hesitate to help."
"But every time the higher-ups plan to promote you, you always make trouble. Before the crown prince came, you yelled at Director Lin. After the prince came, you have nothing to do with him. So you are still an ordinary person. Employee, why are you doing this?"
Yang Zhu said disdainfully: "I walk in my world, what does it matter to me if others laugh and scold me?"
I wonder how you guys know my difficulties.
In a blink of an eye, I saw Guo Dan's watery eyes looking at me; I thought, it's broken!
Sure enough, Guo Dan bit his red lips, rolled his eyes and said tentatively:
"Why don't you think about chasing me? After you become my boyfriend, I have reason to convince myself to squeeze out some funds for you."
Yang Zhu had a headache: "Sister, you already have a boyfriend, okay?"
Guo Dan: "I can break up with him, anyway, I haven't slept with him yet, as long as you are willing to chase me... I will immediately agree to be your girlfriend!"
After thinking about it for a while, this dazed beauty said with a blushing voice: "Well... I don't need to investigate after I become your girlfriend, and I can give you some benefits right away! Original ones!"
Yang Zhu supported his head: "Sister, stop making trouble! We are not suitable!"
Guo Dan raised his eyebrows: "Where is it inappropriate?"
Yang Zhu: "You are older than me!"
Guo Dan: "I'm only 6 days older than you!"
Yang Zhu: "That's also older than me, I don't date older women!"
Guo Dan: "You...you bastard! I won't help you with this favor! Figure out your own way!"
Yang Zhu: "Then I'll tell your boyfriend that you wanted to chase me before!"
Guo Dan: "Tell me and tell me, what am I afraid of! Anyway, it didn't work!"
Yang Zhu: "Then I'll tell him that at the end of last year, you tried to push me back while I was drunk!"
Guo Dan: "You still have the nerve to say it! You are still not a human being! You pushed me away even in that situation at that time!"
Yang Zhu: "You have the nerve to say it! Are you still human!? I treat you like a brother, but you want to push me back!?"
Guo Dan: "You......!!!!!!"
…………
In the end, the angry Guo Dan still stepped on high heels to negotiate with the prince to squeeze out the budget.
Not long after, a good-looking young man rushed in with a murderous look, sat down on Guo Dan's boss chair without hesitation, raised Erlang's legs, and said in a disdainful tone:
"I heard that someone is overestimating his ability and wants to set up an economic company? And he is trying to squeeze out the funds for my project?"
Guo Dan, who was a little out of breath, also rushed back at this time, and hurriedly sat on the other side, winking at Yang Zhu while smiling, thinking how to help Yang Zhu out without offending the prince. Funds come.
Yang Zhu completely ignored Guo Dan's wink, and looked at the opposite prince with an indescribable contempt:
"Yeah! I'm a bit over my head, and with a mere 97% investment success rate, I dare to rob you of Mr. Lin's capital budget; isn't this cutting off your way out? If it's the end of the year, you Mr. Lin The investment success rate on the young master's report card has not dropped from 43% to below 30%, how can you be worthy of the painstaking efforts of the chairman to make you experience?"
"You!!!" Lin Tu's veins swelled instantly.
The investment success rate as low as 43% is a scar in his heart. Although he has never put his mind on investment, and has no plans to take over [Dahua Investment Group] in the future; This scar was absolutely unbearable for him.
"Hmph~! Although my investment success rate does not need to be worried by you, an ordinary employee, I am very grateful for your kind reminder;"
"However... thanks are all thanks, but the group's rules and regulations are there, and no one can violate them!"
"Therefore, since the project briefing meeting has been held, and the minutes of the meeting have been formed and reported to the headquarters, I'm sorry I can't help you with the matter of redeploying funds!"
"Minister Lin..."
As soon as Guo Dan spoke, Lin Tu raised his hand to stop her from continuing, and stood up, intending to leave.
Just as Guo Dan was trying to wink at Yang Zhu to make him subdue, Yang Zhu said:
"Prince, please stay!"
"Huh? Yang Zhu, do you have anything else to say?"
"Minister Guo, please leave first, I need to talk to the prince alone!" Yang Zhu said through gritted teeth.
Guo Dan's face changed a little, he was afraid that if Yang Zhu acted impulsively and performed a martial arts here, things would be bad.
After constantly winking, but Yang Zhu turned a blind eye, Guo Dan had no choice but to leave his office, shut the door behind him, and beg the gods and Buddhas in the sky to bless him so that nothing happened.
After the door was closed, Yang Zhu suddenly approached Lin Tu's body:
"Don't go too far!"
"Hmph~! I completely follow the group management system, how can I go too far!"
"You...! Tell me, what conditions do you want!? Are four chapters enough!?" Yang Zhu looked aggrieved.
"At least ten chapters! Each chapter should be no less than 6000 words!" Lin Xiangxiang's face contorted in excitement when he saw the bloody fly!
"Fuck~! You kill me! Up to five chapters! If you don't agree, forget it!" Yang Zhu remained unmoved!
Lin Tu looked at Yang Zhu's face and felt that the other party was serious, so he hesitated and struggled:
"For the fifth chapter, can you finish the part of [Return to the Market]? Don't steal the content!"
Yang Zhu showed a look of contempt: "Would I be a person who cut corners in [Six Thousand Future Lives]? Five chapters...should be just finished!"
Hearing this, Lin Tu breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, it's okay; at least this animal promises to finish the part of "Return to the Market", which is also his long-cherished wish for more than a year.
Hmm... The grievances between Yang Zhu and the eldest prince Lin started more than two years ago.
At that time, the biggest hobby of a certain senior salted fish was to go online to comment on the spring and autumn and scold others in various forums.
One day, after a seven-day and seven-night battle with a famous Internet troll on the topic of ancient Chinese mythology, this salted fish came up with the idea of writing a novel about Chinese mythology.
So Xianyu used "Shan Hai Jing" as the material, integrated ancient geology, DNA, quantum mechanics, bacteriology, virology, dark matter, multidimensional universe theory and many other foreword knowledge, and used scientific theory to demonstrate that "Shan Hai Jing" is a This authentic global ancient history encyclopedia with a history of tens of thousands of years shows a world of "superman" supported by scientific theories.
As a result, as soon as this book came out, it caused an uproar among related fans on the Internet. Yang Zhu spent all day writing with his brain open, and at the same time scolded and fought with all kinds of people. From the original one chapter per day, to the later one chapter per week or even one chapter for half a month.
As a result, he is not dead. Prince Lin has always been fascinated by Chinese culture. He is a loyal fan of ancient costume cosplay circles and Chinese mythological novels, and has a good reputation. After coming across this novel by chance, he got out of hand; But the good times didn't last long. The author named "Six Thousand Future Lives" updated more and more slowly, and in the end there was no news. The prince, who was driven crazy by all kinds of suspense in the book, directly resorted to a killer move—— Find a hacker to crack the author IP address.
The prince, who originally planned to spend a lot of money to write chapters of the follow-up novel, was dumbfounded when he learned that the author was actually an employee of his department, and the other party used the company's computer to write.
So the excited prince put pressure on this salted fish as a superior + ordinary reader, intending to force the author to continue writing by means of rice bowl + heavy money, but the prince's attitude angered a certain salted fish, so he originally planned to insist on writing After finishing the novel, Xianyu simply stopped writing.
For this matter, the two have repeatedly scolded each other and attacked each other in reality and on the Internet. All kinds of vicious words made each other confuse each other, but every time the prince wanted to abandon the book, he always felt that the book was logical and precise. The theory is solid, and I am reluctant to give up; after consulting many experts in different fields, I came to the conclusion that the content of the book is almost correct, which makes the prince unable to stop, fascinated all day long...
…………
The crown prince who won the victory walked out of the office refreshed. After thinking about it, he seemed to have forgotten to ask how much money the animal needed, so he sent a voice message and reminded the other party that he would have to watch it tomorrow night at the latest. To novel update.
Not long after, a reply came. When I opened it, it turned out to be a "price list":
Five more: 100W basic start-up capital
Sixth update: 200W + 2 advertising proposal opportunities for Party A
Seventh update: 300W + 2 advertising proposal opportunities from Party A + 1 advertising endorsement from a high-end wedding photography or Hanfu merchant
Ten updates: 500W + 2 advertising proposal opportunities from Party A + 1 advertising endorsement from a high-end wedding photography or Hanfu merchant + 20 days of free use of top music studios.
"hiss…………"
Eldest Prince Lin took a breath of air, and fell into deep hesitation...
(End of this chapter)
"Yang Zhu, come to the office immediately!!!"
Listening to the distraught voice on the phone, Yang Zhu hung up the phone indifferently, and continued to greet other colleagues in the "Investment Project Evaluation Department".
"Brother Yang, good morning!" This is Xiao Li who just arrived.
"Boss, Miss Guo is going to talk to you again early in the morning?" This is the leader of the second investment team who eavesdropped on the phone just now, greeting himself.
"Boss Yang, this month's performance is in danger again, please help me!" This is the new leader of the project management team 3 asking himself for help.
When he came to an office with a sign of "Deputy Director of the Investment Manager Department", Yang Zhu turned the lock and went in without knocking on the door.
A white-collar beauty whose body and appearance are definitely above 85 points, when she saw Yang Zhu coming in, she immediately showed an angry expression:
"Yang Zhu! Why did the people from Manhong Brokerage Company call me early this morning and confirm the information with me, saying that you want to carry out business cooperation and artist contract transfer with them on behalf of us [Dahua Investment Group. Didu Division] ?”
Yang Zhu picked up the paper cup without hesitation, poured himself a glass of water, and sat on the sofa slowly. The beauty opposite was called "Guo Dan", a former colleague and now a superior.
"There is such a thing. I plan to apply for an investment project. It is about a brokerage company. The name is listed under our group. The person in charge is tentatively determined to be me."
Guo Dan pushed up his silver-framed glasses: "You're crazy! Didn't we just hold a project briefing meeting last week? Our investment budget for this quarter has been exhausted."
Yang Zhu shrugged: "Then cut off one or two projects. Anyway, there are several projects that are obviously unreliable, especially the two that our prince voted for. Instead of letting him bear the notoriety of [Prodigal Son], it is better for me to do it." Be a good person and accept this evil!"
Guo Dan lowered his voice, suppressed his anger and said: "I think you are the most unreliable person! When did you not make trouble!? Why didn't you tell me about the investment project you intend to invest? At least I can I'll give you some funds during the first trial!"
"Also, Shaoming secretly slandered the crown prince, be careful if he finds out, and you will have good fruit to eat!"
"Look at you! If it weren't for your trouble-making mouth, you would still be an ordinary investment consultant today? At least you would have been an executive above the minister, and would you still be troubled by such a trivial matter?"
Looking at this pretty face, Yang Zhu thought to himself, this is true, but how can being a management team be as comfortable as an ordinary salted fish?Besides, my situation is special, and management has always been a matter of challenging the limit of blood pressure. If I really want to become an executive, maybe the system will make trouble for me every day.
Seeing that Yang Zhu didn't speak, Guo Dan sighed softly, and sat beside Yang Zhu:
"Your ability is well known. Since you entered the department three years ago, without your help and guidance, how could I have grown from an ordinary employee to the position of deputy manager of the department?"
"Look at the middle-level managers around you. How many younger brothers or colleagues are not the ones you taught before? A lot of supervisors call an ordinary employee the [boss], and it is estimated that our department is the only one in the world to have such a spectacle."
"Sometimes I don't understand you. You are obviously very capable, but you are stuck in the performance every month and pass by at a low altitude, pretending to be salty fish all day long; but when someone else's job asks you, you don't hesitate to help."
"But every time the higher-ups plan to promote you, you always make trouble. Before the crown prince came, you yelled at Director Lin. After the prince came, you have nothing to do with him. So you are still an ordinary person. Employee, why are you doing this?"
Yang Zhu said disdainfully: "I walk in my world, what does it matter to me if others laugh and scold me?"
I wonder how you guys know my difficulties.
In a blink of an eye, I saw Guo Dan's watery eyes looking at me; I thought, it's broken!
Sure enough, Guo Dan bit his red lips, rolled his eyes and said tentatively:
"Why don't you think about chasing me? After you become my boyfriend, I have reason to convince myself to squeeze out some funds for you."
Yang Zhu had a headache: "Sister, you already have a boyfriend, okay?"
Guo Dan: "I can break up with him, anyway, I haven't slept with him yet, as long as you are willing to chase me... I will immediately agree to be your girlfriend!"
After thinking about it for a while, this dazed beauty said with a blushing voice: "Well... I don't need to investigate after I become your girlfriend, and I can give you some benefits right away! Original ones!"
Yang Zhu supported his head: "Sister, stop making trouble! We are not suitable!"
Guo Dan raised his eyebrows: "Where is it inappropriate?"
Yang Zhu: "You are older than me!"
Guo Dan: "I'm only 6 days older than you!"
Yang Zhu: "That's also older than me, I don't date older women!"
Guo Dan: "You...you bastard! I won't help you with this favor! Figure out your own way!"
Yang Zhu: "Then I'll tell your boyfriend that you wanted to chase me before!"
Guo Dan: "Tell me and tell me, what am I afraid of! Anyway, it didn't work!"
Yang Zhu: "Then I'll tell him that at the end of last year, you tried to push me back while I was drunk!"
Guo Dan: "You still have the nerve to say it! You are still not a human being! You pushed me away even in that situation at that time!"
Yang Zhu: "You have the nerve to say it! Are you still human!? I treat you like a brother, but you want to push me back!?"
Guo Dan: "You......!!!!!!"
…………
In the end, the angry Guo Dan still stepped on high heels to negotiate with the prince to squeeze out the budget.
Not long after, a good-looking young man rushed in with a murderous look, sat down on Guo Dan's boss chair without hesitation, raised Erlang's legs, and said in a disdainful tone:
"I heard that someone is overestimating his ability and wants to set up an economic company? And he is trying to squeeze out the funds for my project?"
Guo Dan, who was a little out of breath, also rushed back at this time, and hurriedly sat on the other side, winking at Yang Zhu while smiling, thinking how to help Yang Zhu out without offending the prince. Funds come.
Yang Zhu completely ignored Guo Dan's wink, and looked at the opposite prince with an indescribable contempt:
"Yeah! I'm a bit over my head, and with a mere 97% investment success rate, I dare to rob you of Mr. Lin's capital budget; isn't this cutting off your way out? If it's the end of the year, you Mr. Lin The investment success rate on the young master's report card has not dropped from 43% to below 30%, how can you be worthy of the painstaking efforts of the chairman to make you experience?"
"You!!!" Lin Tu's veins swelled instantly.
The investment success rate as low as 43% is a scar in his heart. Although he has never put his mind on investment, and has no plans to take over [Dahua Investment Group] in the future; This scar was absolutely unbearable for him.
"Hmph~! Although my investment success rate does not need to be worried by you, an ordinary employee, I am very grateful for your kind reminder;"
"However... thanks are all thanks, but the group's rules and regulations are there, and no one can violate them!"
"Therefore, since the project briefing meeting has been held, and the minutes of the meeting have been formed and reported to the headquarters, I'm sorry I can't help you with the matter of redeploying funds!"
"Minister Lin..."
As soon as Guo Dan spoke, Lin Tu raised his hand to stop her from continuing, and stood up, intending to leave.
Just as Guo Dan was trying to wink at Yang Zhu to make him subdue, Yang Zhu said:
"Prince, please stay!"
"Huh? Yang Zhu, do you have anything else to say?"
"Minister Guo, please leave first, I need to talk to the prince alone!" Yang Zhu said through gritted teeth.
Guo Dan's face changed a little, he was afraid that if Yang Zhu acted impulsively and performed a martial arts here, things would be bad.
After constantly winking, but Yang Zhu turned a blind eye, Guo Dan had no choice but to leave his office, shut the door behind him, and beg the gods and Buddhas in the sky to bless him so that nothing happened.
After the door was closed, Yang Zhu suddenly approached Lin Tu's body:
"Don't go too far!"
"Hmph~! I completely follow the group management system, how can I go too far!"
"You...! Tell me, what conditions do you want!? Are four chapters enough!?" Yang Zhu looked aggrieved.
"At least ten chapters! Each chapter should be no less than 6000 words!" Lin Xiangxiang's face contorted in excitement when he saw the bloody fly!
"Fuck~! You kill me! Up to five chapters! If you don't agree, forget it!" Yang Zhu remained unmoved!
Lin Tu looked at Yang Zhu's face and felt that the other party was serious, so he hesitated and struggled:
"For the fifth chapter, can you finish the part of [Return to the Market]? Don't steal the content!"
Yang Zhu showed a look of contempt: "Would I be a person who cut corners in [Six Thousand Future Lives]? Five chapters...should be just finished!"
Hearing this, Lin Tu breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, it's okay; at least this animal promises to finish the part of "Return to the Market", which is also his long-cherished wish for more than a year.
Hmm... The grievances between Yang Zhu and the eldest prince Lin started more than two years ago.
At that time, the biggest hobby of a certain senior salted fish was to go online to comment on the spring and autumn and scold others in various forums.
One day, after a seven-day and seven-night battle with a famous Internet troll on the topic of ancient Chinese mythology, this salted fish came up with the idea of writing a novel about Chinese mythology.
So Xianyu used "Shan Hai Jing" as the material, integrated ancient geology, DNA, quantum mechanics, bacteriology, virology, dark matter, multidimensional universe theory and many other foreword knowledge, and used scientific theory to demonstrate that "Shan Hai Jing" is a This authentic global ancient history encyclopedia with a history of tens of thousands of years shows a world of "superman" supported by scientific theories.
As a result, as soon as this book came out, it caused an uproar among related fans on the Internet. Yang Zhu spent all day writing with his brain open, and at the same time scolded and fought with all kinds of people. From the original one chapter per day, to the later one chapter per week or even one chapter for half a month.
As a result, he is not dead. Prince Lin has always been fascinated by Chinese culture. He is a loyal fan of ancient costume cosplay circles and Chinese mythological novels, and has a good reputation. After coming across this novel by chance, he got out of hand; But the good times didn't last long. The author named "Six Thousand Future Lives" updated more and more slowly, and in the end there was no news. The prince, who was driven crazy by all kinds of suspense in the book, directly resorted to a killer move—— Find a hacker to crack the author IP address.
The prince, who originally planned to spend a lot of money to write chapters of the follow-up novel, was dumbfounded when he learned that the author was actually an employee of his department, and the other party used the company's computer to write.
So the excited prince put pressure on this salted fish as a superior + ordinary reader, intending to force the author to continue writing by means of rice bowl + heavy money, but the prince's attitude angered a certain salted fish, so he originally planned to insist on writing After finishing the novel, Xianyu simply stopped writing.
For this matter, the two have repeatedly scolded each other and attacked each other in reality and on the Internet. All kinds of vicious words made each other confuse each other, but every time the prince wanted to abandon the book, he always felt that the book was logical and precise. The theory is solid, and I am reluctant to give up; after consulting many experts in different fields, I came to the conclusion that the content of the book is almost correct, which makes the prince unable to stop, fascinated all day long...
…………
The crown prince who won the victory walked out of the office refreshed. After thinking about it, he seemed to have forgotten to ask how much money the animal needed, so he sent a voice message and reminded the other party that he would have to watch it tomorrow night at the latest. To novel update.
Not long after, a reply came. When I opened it, it turned out to be a "price list":
Five more: 100W basic start-up capital
Sixth update: 200W + 2 advertising proposal opportunities for Party A
Seventh update: 300W + 2 advertising proposal opportunities from Party A + 1 advertising endorsement from a high-end wedding photography or Hanfu merchant
Ten updates: 500W + 2 advertising proposal opportunities from Party A + 1 advertising endorsement from a high-end wedding photography or Hanfu merchant + 20 days of free use of top music studios.
"hiss…………"
Eldest Prince Lin took a breath of air, and fell into deep hesitation...
(End of this chapter)
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