The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 156 Lurking
After a night of half-asleep and half-awake rest, Yang Zhu finally recovered most of his energy;
After eating breakfast, Yang Zhu turned his head and asked, "Have you finished the things I asked you to prepare yesterday?"

Prince Lin nodded: "It's all ready according to your requirements."

"However, Mr. Yang, what are you doing with these things?"

Yang Zhu stood up and slapped his fingers: "Let's go, driver Lin, I'll explain to you in the car."

………………

A semi-old car is driving slowly in the outer area of ​​New York;

Yang Zhu carefully opened a huge bag, and suddenly a smell of sweat and musty smell came out.

Lin Tu, who was driving the car, changed his face, quickly covered his nose with his left hand, and said in a low voice:

"Dad Yang, what do you want these dirty and smelly clothes for?"

Yang Zhu looked at these shiny clothes with disgust, but without any hesitation, he began to change clothes:

"Because I'm going to investigate the most authentic and valuable information."

Lin Tu was puzzled, and looked at Yang Zhu who looked like a wanderer in an instant:

"Can you get the most authentic and valuable information by pretending to be a homeless person?"

"You mean, the information we have now is not enough to make an entry judgment?"

Yang Zhu unscrewed the small box, smeared the white shoe polish inside on his head, and then rubbed his head with both hands. After a while, his hair became strands:

"Hmph, that's of course, you are also in finance, you should know how fake the figures on the other reports are except for the one in the hands of the final boss and the head of the core business department."

Lin Tu hesitated: "But this is the United States. Even if the data of various institutions here are a little watery, they are not as unreliable as those in our country, right?"

Yang Zhu opened a small plastic bag, carefully sprinkled the dust inside on his hair, and rubbed it; suddenly, his hair became gray, as if he hadn't washed it for half a year;
Hearing Lin Tu's question, Yang Zhu showed disdain: "In my opinion, the data given by the United States is less credible than the data given by our domestic companies;"

"At least the gang of financial fraudsters in our domestic company are still a little immature, and they can roughly figure out the context from the report;"

"As for the old fritters in the United States, their fake accounts are at their peak. The data given to the outside world directly makes you unable to catch your tail."

Lin Tu understood what Yang Zhu meant. Whether you are looking at the ledger or the data, whether the numbers are true or false, if your eyes only stay on the numbers themselves, you are the biggest fool in Tianzihao;
The significance of these numbers is that you can see the market and company operating curves behind them through many subdivided digital interactions and changing trends, and then combine them with your own analysis model to determine your next step;
The United States is obviously a master here. Maybe not more than half of the numbers given are true, but the detailed digital interactions are all disrupted according to a certain logic, so that you can't see the truth behind it at all.

but……

Lin Tu was a little puzzled: "Daddy Yang, but I still don't understand why you pretend to be a homeless man."

Yang Zhu applied it on his face carefully and sighed helplessly:

"You people, it's just been too long, and you know almost nothing about the most valuable source of information in this society;"

Looking at Lin Tu who was driving seriously and listening attentively, Yang Zhu explained:

"You should know that most of the people in the United States have the personality of giant babies?"

Lin Tu nodded. It is well known that the grassroots people in the United States have low psychological tolerance thresholds, simple logical thinking levels, and serious mental polarization.

Yang Zhu continued:

"So, objectively speaking, among the American people, there are many simple-minded and enthusiastic people, and there are many public welfare enthusiasts;"

"Among this group of people, there is a group of people who dedicated their love to the homeless community in the United States;"

"Isn't the phenomenon of eviction in homeless parks in the United States very serious? They gathered a group of volunteers to find those vacant houses, arrange homeless people to live in them, and teach them how to deal with inspections by police and community workers."

"And our goal is to find them and join them, so as to obtain the most comprehensive and truthful information on abandoned houses,"

"Then by tracing the source, it is easy to know the extent of the mortgage supply cutoff in the United States;"

"Hmph, your mortgage overdue data can't really explain anything. Those investment banks and financial guarantee institutions in the United States can try their best to cover it up;"

"But it's completely different if the payment is cut off! It has completely turned into a bad debt. According to the rules of the US capital institution, it will never cover up this situation;"

"so……"

"Even if we only get the housing loan forfeiture base, location, monthly increment, and occupational information of the head of the foreclosure household in half of New York City, and then substitute it into our data model for calculation, it is basically determined when we enter the housing market. field!"

Only then did Lin Tu understand Yang Zhu's intentions, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed: "If we can get these data, then we can sit on Diaoyutai!"

But in an instant, Lin Tu was a little puzzled:
"But, those charity organizations you mentioned, do they have that much energy?"

"You know, New York is very big, how much vacancy information can they provide?"

Yang Zhu smiled:
"Don't underestimate these non-profit organizations. You must know that most of them are college students and graduate students. American universities are different from ours. They are truly universities that integrate teaching and research;"

"As long as there is a good teacher, whether it is social, financial information, IT information, or even industrial basic material information, as long as they are willing, they will be relatively easy to obtain;"

"Also, strictly speaking, what we want is social research information, the least sensitive information, so it's easier to get it. Maybe those teachers welcome these students to study these issues!"

"Also, as far as I know, although the individual capabilities of these public welfare organizations are limited, there are quite a few of them, and some of them have already cooperated and shared information. Let’s make a small capital injection to promote the full version of information sharing, won’t it be a matter of minutes to get the complete information on vacant houses and loan breaks in New York City?”

Only then did Lin Tu feel completely relieved. He first asked for advice on what he would say when the time comes, and then began to search carefully on both sides of the community trail;

"what?"

Lin Tu slowed down the speed, pointed to a house that seemed to be an empty warehouse facing the street and asked, "Daddy Yang, take a look, is the sign painted on it the one you mentioned?"

Yang Zhu turned his head to look, and saw that the lower right corner of the house was sprayed with a Xuanzhuan pattern, and two corners were painted on the top of the Xuanzhuan pattern;
"Well, it should be, but it seems that there is no one inside, which does not meet our requirements today. Keep looking!"

Lin Tu nodded and continued to drive forward. After a while, he encountered several similar symbols. Yang Zhu stared at the empty houses that seemed to be living signs, and motioned Lin Tu to find an unnoticed place ahead. parking.

After parking the car, Yang Zhu, with a dirty and greasy face, took out a big tattered bag from the trunk, and the stuff inside made a lot of noise;

Lin Tu, who was walking with him, asked worriedly, "Daddy Yang, will you be expelled and beaten by the police if you do this?"

Yang Zhu shook his head: "As long as you contact those people from the public welfare organizations, this kind of thing won't happen;"

"They will help me provide or forge proof that I have rented a house or lived here before;"

"You know, the laws of the United States stipulate that as long as you can prove that you have lived in this house legally, the police have no right to drive you away;"

"As for checking the authenticity of these payment evidences...that is not the business of these police!"

Lin Tu was relieved now, but he was a little ashamed. He and his group had been in the United States for several months, but they didn't know as much about the social situation here as Mr. Yang.

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw that Yang Zhu had made a fool of him, and then he instantly became a bit hunched, his eyes became numb and hollow, and his body movements became as slow as a normal person;
Lin Tu first secretly gave Yang Dada a thumbs up for his acting skills, looked at the rolling door that was not closed, then put on a cautious look, stretched out his hand, and poked his head into a small warehouse-like room. go:
"Hello, is anyone there?"

After asking a few questions, there was no sound inside. Just when Lin Tu thought that there was no one inside, there were a few bangs, and a slightly thin, long-bearded white man leaned out half of his body nervously, his eyes full of alertness: "who are you?"

Seeing Lin Tu dressed like a normal person, he hurriedly took out a few pieces of paper from his beetle-like jacket: "I used to live here, you can't drive me away!"

Seeing the avoidance and unconcealable panic in the homeless man's eyes, Lin Tu secretly heaved a sigh of relief, probably looking for the right place;
Then he smiled gently at him, stretched out his hand to signal him not to be nervous, then turned to one side, revealing the appearance behind him, looking at Yang Zhu who was several times miserable than this white man;

"Don't worry, I'm here for help."

Lin Tu gently pushed Yang Zhu, who seemed weak and numb like a puppet, in front of him...

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"Hey, buddy, you should buy me [Sorrowful Power], [Qianwei] tastes too weak;"

"Well, I prefer to drink stronger beer now!"

The white homeless man named Jefferson looked at Lin Tu, showing his yellow teeth, and poured a mouthful of beer into his mouth, with a satisfied expression on his face. He was originally a little nervous, but he quickly calmed down under the stimulation of alcohol. :
"You mean, you also want to join the [Home for the Homeless] organization?"

Lin Tu nodded: "Yes, I knew there was such an organization when I was in college, but for some reason, I didn't join them at that time;"

"It wasn't until I started working that I realized..."

Lin Tu looked at Yang Zhu, who was sitting on the side with a numb expression, just gnawing on a hamburger, and continued:

"Um……"

"You know, we Huaxia people value local affection very much. I can't stand my compatriots living on the streets and can't even eat enough;"

"However, my own ability is limited, so I can only turn to public welfare organizations like [House for the Homeless] for help."

Jefferson shrugged: "Well, it can be seen that you are here to study abroad, and you are not the same as those people in Huaxia Street;"

Then he glanced at Yang Zhu, who was reincarnated as a starving ghost, and said to him:
"Man, why are you so hungry?"

"You know, although we don't have a place to live, and we don't have medical insurance, we never worry about food;"

"Don't you know that there is something called [Relief Station] in this world? Although it takes a while to line up, the things you can buy with food stamps are not bad;"

"Also, don't you know that you can go to the door of the closed bakery, and some bosses will put unsold bread in the bucket at the door;"

"Hmm...By the way, I like to eat slippers bread, I like the yeasty smell and soft feeling, I hate eating baguettes the most, it hurts my teeth!"

Yang Zhu looked up at him dumbly, and said in a hollow tone:

"To the soup kitchen?"

"Do you want me to continue to stand in line for 2 hours, and then get food stamps to be snatched away by those black trash?"

"They are not hungry at all, they just want to get pleasure from me!"

"Also, don't you know that the same homeless people also have small gangs? I often walk five streets, but I am not allowed to take any loaf of bread from the bucket, including your most hated baguette! "

When Jefferson heard this, he frowned and thought hard:
"Is it Jason's bastards?"

"Or Eddie's gang?"

After naming several names in succession, he finally gave up in distress:

"Well, I don't know which group of bastards it is, after all, there are more and more homeless people in the United States now, and this situation is hard to avoid."

After mumbling for a long time, Jefferson turned his head and said to Lin Tu:
"Well, God said, if a thunderstorm fell and killed all Americans, at least half of them would not be innocent;"

"Very glad, it seems that the guy you brought here doesn't look like a villain;"

"I'd love to contact [Homeless Homes] and ask them to help give this guy a place."

"As for you, whether they want to accept you or not, you need to talk to them."

Lin Tu was a little puzzled: "From what you mean, you don't accept homeless people unconditionally, you still need to evaluate?"

Jefferson rolled his eyes. "Of course, man!"

"There are so many villains in this world, how can they help everyone?"

"You heard what this guy said just now, not all the homeless people are good people!"

Lin Tu shrugged: "Well, I think they did the right thing, not everyone deserves help!"

"So how do you contact them and when will this fellow of mine get help?"

Jefferson said: "It's very simple. Have you seen the sign at the door? As long as I make a mark on it, they will know in a few days;"

"They usually do a tour every Saturday, so if the United States has not been invaded by aliens, they will come this Saturday."

Then he started thinking hard: "Well... what day is it today? I remember the last time I peeked at the TV at the entrance of the shopping mall, what day of the week was it?"

Lin Tu looked at the black thread, picked up the phone and looked: "Today is Thursday, which means that my compatriots will get help the day after tomorrow, and I can chat with them at that time?"

Jefferson looked at the mobile phone in Lin Tu's hand enviously, and nodded: "Yes, but I suggest you come here earlier, preferably at 10 o'clock in the morning, otherwise I can't guarantee how long they will wait."

Yang Zhu on the side was chewing bread silently, complaining in his heart: "Did you have any misunderstanding about the word [breakfast]?"

"At ten o'clock, the sun can roast your butt, so you have the nerve to say "early"?"

Lin Tu calculated the time: "No problem, see you the day after tomorrow!"

He said hello to Yang Zhu, and then said to Jefferson: "Then I will trouble you to take care of my compatriot these two days;"

"When the time comes, I'll buy you another drink, and I'll definitely bring you your favorite [Sorrowful Power]!"

Jefferson was overjoyed: "No problem! Leave this guy to me, and I will do my best to take care of him. For the next two days, let him sleep in my [Paper Palace]!"

Yang Zhu looked at the "paper coffin" made of cardboard in the corner;
The corner of the mouth twitched, you have a rich imagination, can these few pieces of torn paper be masquerading as an "imperial palace"?
After Lin Tu left, Jefferson immediately came over, turned out half a book from the corner with a treacherous face, and handed it over:

"For the sake of your compatriots wanting to buy me a drink, I invite you to appreciate my baby!"

Yang Zhu took the crumpled half of the book, his forehead turned black;
"Flower Rabbit"?
I checked the publication date and it was eight years ago...

(End of this chapter)