The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 15 What's up?I don't understand women

Yang Zhu, with a face full of lovelessness, was lying on his back on the office chair...

"Boss Yang, for the [Dian Bamboo Shoots] project in my hand, various channels were laid out two months ago, but the sales volume just can't increase?" Fatty Zhang from the third project management team asked for help bitterly.

"Oh... Let them make a documentary on poverty alleviation in western Yunnan, how miserable it is, and then organize a charity event for poverty alleviation. Every bag sold will donate [-] cents to the poor households who pick bamboo shoots; another public welfare website will be built. The destination of each consumer donation and the poverty alleviation target can be checked." Yang Zhu didn't even look back, speaking in a hollow voice.

"Wonderful~! Anyway, the main people who eat these bamboo shoots are young women, aren't they overflowing with [sympathy]? Give them a chance to show off and show off!!"

"Hey~! Boss Yang, you're dead!" The fat man's eyes lit up, but he didn't dare to continue flattering Yang Zhu when he looked at the moody Yang Zhu.

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"Yo~! Isn't this our gold medalist, Boss Yang? What's the matter, I thought you still have a job and need to come to work today?" A female voice with yin and yang came out.

Without looking back, Yang Zhu knew it was Guo Dan.

It's no wonder people get angry. Yang Zhu hasn't come to Dahua to invest in Dahua since the unlucky activation task started two months ago. Even the performance of these two months was helped by Guo Dan.

Yang Zhu ignored her, and continued to look at the hopeless task progress bar in front of him:
Mission 2. "Revenge from Salted Fish"

Mission description: You, with negative emotions in your heart, decide to retaliate against the society. The host needs to let the public feel sadness, anger, jealousy, greed, despair and other negative emotions through the works of himself and his artists.

任务进度（0/3）：在60天内，通过自己的艺术作品向大众进行负面情绪传播，并收集500点负面情绪（87/500）

Mission reward: 500 points
Failure penalty: bloody urine for 1 year (seriously tell you, the color is absolutely pure)

Time remaining: 48 days

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The MV of "All Over the World" has been aired on the Internet for more than a week. With the prince's money, the statistics have exceeded 100 million. After reading the feedback from various websites, netizens are actively tearing each other up. Forced, indicating that the communication effect is very good.

but……

What the hell is this mere 87 negative emotions?

Is it because every 1 people feel negative emotions to give themselves a little negative value?
It's better to let the system kill him directly, anyway, Yang Zhu asked himself that he would definitely not be able to complete the next two ring tasks.

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Seeing that Yang Zhu still looked like a dead person, Guo Dan was slightly bent and angry, and slapped Yang Zhu's shoulder with his right hand...

This heartless person, don't you know how many disasters and work I have done for him in the past two months?

"Snapped!"

Yang Zhu, who was hit hard on his right shoulder, finally came back "alive". He frowned and looked at Guo Dan who was turning around to leave, wondering why this woman is crazy?

Seeing her angry look, my heart moved.

The MVs I shot are mainly spread in the ancient style circle, and most of the ancient style circles are girls.

or……

Ask this woman to see where the problem lies.
Although this woman is already considered an older leftover woman, and she is not from the old-fashioned circle, she is still a woman after all, so maybe she can find out where the problem lies.

So he quickly stopped her, got up and put on a flattering smile, supported Guo Dan's shoulders with both hands, and pushed her to the deputy manager's office...

"What does this guy want?"

"Couldn't it be... eh~!"

"It's not good in the public, is it? Shall I tell him to... at night?"

"Or...as he likes."

The flushed Guo Dan watched Yang Zhu close the office door, twisting his hands nervously...

"Come on, sit down." Yang Zhu pressed the limp Guo Dan on the chair as if he was serving Lafayette.

"You...what are you going to do?" Guo Dan's mosquito-like voice came, his eyes dodging uncertainly.

Yang Zhu, who was proficient at entering the computer password, turned his head to look, and couldn't help but have black lines all over his head. What is this woman thinking all day long?

He picked up the pencil on the table and gave her head a quick blow: "What are you thinking! Do me a favor, hurry up!"

Guo Dan, who realized that he was thinking too much, stared at the incomprehensible wood in embarrassment, and finally sighed helplessly: "What can you do for me?"

Hey... After all, it was owed to him in the previous life.

"Well, it's like this. I want you to help me watch a MV, and then tell me how you really feel."

Guo Dan nodded, it was not difficult, and then turned his gaze to the MV on the screen.

"All Over the World"?The name is very beautiful.

I clicked the "Play" button casually, and a paragraph of text began to appear...

Then, Yang Zhu heard that her breathing became disordered, and her eyes began to blur.

After 5 minutes, the MV finished playing. Yang Zhu looked at Guo Dan who was in tears, and didn't bother to urge him.

"It seems that the effect of tear gas is very good? Why did I collect so much negative value? Is it really 1 people who can provide 1 negative value?" Yang Zhu, who had a gray face, became more and more confused.

After a while, Guo Dan wiped away his tears, and looked back at Yang Zhu, with a contented expression on his face...

Um?Am I blind?
Yang Zhu doubted whether he should go to the eye hospital.

"How do you feel?" Yang Zhu asked with anxiety and uneasiness.

"I feel...although I don't like the first half of the song very much, but the opening preface and the second half of the lyrics are very touching!"

"Then... tell me about your feelings after listening to this song?"

"Feeling..." Guo Dan thought about it seriously.

"The biggest feeling is [moved]! The second is [satisfaction]; well, that's right." Guo Dan replied with certainty.

Nani?move?Am I hallucinating?It feels completely different from the expected answer.

In Yang Zhu's expectation, after listening to the comments of this song, he would either be sad or depressed, or just feel nothing, at most it would be ugly, noisy, and he could even accept "what kind of broken song is this".

but……

"Moved" and "satisfied", what the hell is this?

"Ahem, are you sure you are [moved] and [satisfied]?"

"Well, I'm pretty sure."

"No sadness, depression or anything?"

"Well...a little bit, but not particularly obvious."

"Uh...can I ask why you feel this way? This answer is very important, you must answer it truthfully."

Seeing Yang Zhu being so serious, Guo Dan thought about it seriously:
"Let's not talk about the childhood sweetheart and love and hatred in the middle."

"It's mainly because you think, as a woman, there is such a person who is willing to fight bloody battles for you and overthrow the world."

"Being the Queen of God, I was also heartbroken because of your passing away. I stared at your portrait in a daze all day long, and even had hallucinations."

"In the end, I remember the beautiful past between you and die quietly in front of your portrait."

"As the saying goes, life is different, death is also the same point."

"As a woman, this is such a romantic thing. Is there anything else you are not satisfied with?"

"Every time I think of this, my heart melts..."

Seeing the puddle of spring water in Guo Dan's eyes staring at the screen, Yang Zhu suddenly remembered the passage described in Mr. Shuren's "Rural Opera" article "wiping away his tears contentedly, and then went." .

Yang Zhu suddenly realized that he wanted to slap himself twice.

"I'm so stupid, really!"  …

(End of this chapter)