The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 125
Liu Feifei seemed to have opened up, and suddenly found the feeling;
The rest of the filming was so smooth that no drama or drama parts required more than three reshoots;

One month later, the film was finally completed, and this progress was somewhat beyond Yang Zhu's imagination;

Thinking about it carefully, it took less than two months for a movie with such a large investment to be filmed. This efficiency can be regarded as a fast shooter in China, right?
After an incomparably sumptuous wrap-up banquet, the actors who have been tossed about for more than half a year can finally hide in their familiar little quilts with paper figurines...

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imperial capital,

Yang Zhu, who felt that his bones were about to fall apart, stood at the door of the house, and was about to rush in to sleep.

As soon as the door was opened;
"Hmm~~~~~~"

There was a smell that could not be described as a feeling. Although it was not strong, the smell... was enough to challenge people's olfactory nerves.

Follow the source of the smell to find,
When I opened the refrigerator, I saw that the tomatoes, pumpkins, cucumbers and other vegetables in the fresh-keeping room were all rotten into a pool of black mud;
Yang Daguan held his forehead. When he "escaped" from Director Zhang's crew, he left in such a hurry that he even forgot to take care of the things in the refrigerator.

Yang Zhu, who was too tired to move, took out the phone and dialed without even thinking...

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The little white rabbit hung up the phone, with a weird expression on his face, and said to Liu Yan who was still tidying up the room: "Junior Sister, let's go and go to work as a coolie."

Liu Yan raised her head, with question marks all over her face,

The little white rabbit said angrily: "Master Boss has ordered someone to help him clean the room."

Liu Yan was a little puzzled: "Isn't it good to call the housekeeping company? Why did you let us go?"

A strange smile appeared on Little White Rabbit's face: "That's because... the crime scene at BOSS's house is a bit unsightly, so I'm embarrassed to hire a housekeeper."

After a pause, he ran over and put his arms around Liu Yan's shoulder: "Originally the BOSS only called me alone, but I, a frail girl, can't do so much work, junior sister... just help me and share the burden." Order it!"

Liu Yan rolled her eyes angrily: "It's as if I'm not a delicate woman."

The little white rabbit looked at her in surprise: "Don't you usually call yourself a female man?"

Liu Yan curled her lips: "Is that just calling yourself?"

Straightening out her chest, she said proudly, "Have you ever seen a woman who looks like this?"

The little white rabbit was instantly jealous, and pounced on it, ruthlessly poking out its claws...

After a rough fight, the little white rabbit went downstairs with a victor's smile, while Liu Yan followed behind with her arms firmly in front of her chest.

"Eh? Sister, what are you doing at the pharmacy?" Liu Yan asked curiously.

"Buy a mask!" The little white rabbit said naturally.

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, it is estimated that the BOSS room is currently under moderate biochemical pollution, remember to take a small breath after entering."

Liu Yan has black hair, is that an exaggeration?Could it be that the bathroom pipe burst?

Thinking of this, her face turned dark;
"Huh? Aren't you going to the BOSS's house? Why are you going to the fresh food supermarket?"

The little white rabbit took out his mobile phone, looked at the information, and at the same time swept it back and forth on the vegetable shelf, and said angrily: "That black-hearted capitalist is too lazy to go out, so let us bring some food up to help him cook, the worst thing is , even specified the dishes;”

"Ah~ah~!"

"This beast actually wants to eat twice-cooked pork!?"

"And braised pork ribs!?"

"It's such a greasy dish, it's unforgivable! Don't you know that there are two beauties here who need to keep fit?"

The little white rabbit yelled frantically, which attracted all the big parents in the store;
Liu Yan said expressionlessly: "Senior sister, before you complain, please wipe off the drool that comes out of your mouth..."

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After some physical and mental torture, the little white rabbit took off the mask, wrinkled his nose and smelled it, and then turned on the air freshener and sprayed it in every corner, before nodding in satisfaction.

Looking at Mr. Yang who was squinting on the sofa, he said speechlessly: "Master Boss, I admire you, just now the room stinks, and you are lying on the sofa as if nothing had happened. Nap?"

Yang Zhu snorted lazily: "After smelling it for a long time, it won't stink anymore."

The little white rabbit rolled his eyes: "If one day your toilet pipe bursts, you old man can still be so calm, you should eat and sleep, I will really accept you."

Yang Zhu chuckled: "What's the matter? I think back when I was young, every Chinese New Year, a group of friends often stole chicken feet, pig's trotters, etc. that were marinated at home. They were afraid of being caught by their parents, so they ran away. Go to the public toilet and share;”

"You know the old-fashioned public toilets, the ones that don't have water flushing. A row of people squat on the pit and eat chicken feet. Hehe, the smell is so delicious~!"

"Well, there were several family stewed dishes tasting competitions at that time, and the last one would be despised." Yang Zhu looked nostalgic.

When the little white rabbit heard the scene described by Yang Zhu, his facial features wrinkled tightly together, as if he couldn't accept it;

Yang Zhu looked at her small face, and suddenly regained his energy, with a mysterious look: "Do you know that, depending on the individual's physique, the smell of fermented stool is diluted by thousands to 1 times, and the emitted The smell is the perfume smell that you women often use;"

"So... even if the toilet pipe bursts, you can think of it as a concentrated perfume, maybe you can still feel the fragrance of Dior..."

The little white rabbit's face was pale, and he couldn't bear it any longer, and ran to the toilet to vomit.

Seeing this, Daguan Yang suddenly felt refreshed, and the exhaustion in his body was swept away;

Hmm... It was indeed a wise decision to call my little white rabbit over!

Daguan Yang rubbed his chin, complacently thinking of...

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"Senior Sister, are you feeling unwell?" Liu Yan looked at the pale little white rabbit and asked with some concern.

The tired-looking little white rabbit shook his head.

"Oh, your senior sister is trying to go into shock to lose weight." Yang Zhu picked up a piece of pork belly and chewed it happily.

The little white rabbit gave him a look of hatred weakly.

"That's right, Liu Yan, your craftsmanship is almost as good as that of a chef in a small restaurant;" Yang Zhu praised while pulling a few mouthfuls of rice;

Liu Yan was a little embarrassed, and was planning to be polite;
Yang Zhu went on to say: "Even if you can't make it in the entertainment industry someday, you can't starve to death if you open a fly restaurant."

There is a black line on Liu Yan's forehead, is this a compliment? ?

Yang Zhu looked at her stiff smile, a little strange: "Don't worry, I will visit often then!"

Liu Yan hehe, she tried her best to control her veins that were about to burst, and kept giving herself psychological hints: this is praise, this is praise!

After ten seconds, she slowly exhaled: "Okay, I will prepare more menus that Mr. Yang likes."

Yang Zhu tilted his head in some doubts. He seemed to hear teeth grinding just now?

Satisfied, he gnawed a few pieces of pork ribs. When Daguan Yang saw the little white rabbit that hadn't stretched out a chopstick, he asked with concern: "Wan Jing, why don't you eat it?"

The little white rabbit squeezed out a smile: "I'm not hungry."

But in my heart I can't wait to bite him twice, don't you know why my mother has no appetite?

Yang Zhu scanned the dishes on the table, and suddenly realized: "Oh, you must think that these dishes are too greasy, so you have no appetite."

After thinking about it, she picked up a bought five-spice chicken feet and put it in her bowl: "Eat this, there is no meat in this thing, and it doesn't taste greasy."

The little white rabbit stared blankly at the chicken feet in the bowl, and the piles of yellow and brown things in the old-fashioned public toilets appeared in his mind.
Immediately, he couldn't restrain the rolling in his chest, and ran to the toilet to vomit again.

Yang Zhu looked at her lying on the toilet with some worry, and said to Liu Yan: "Is your senior sister okay? Do you want to see a doctor?"

Liu Yan used all her strength to control herself not to think about the word "toilet",
Forced to hold back my overwhelming desire to complain,

With difficulty, she squeezed out a smile: "It's okay, she's trying to induce vomiting to lose weight..."

(End of this chapter)