The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 10 You Are the Most Disgusting Party B I Have Ever Seen

Chapter 10 You Are the Most Disgusting Party B I Have Ever Seen
"Suhuazhai" headquarters.

"I don't know why Mr. Yang breached the contract, what about the agreed advertisement?"

Sima Suhua questioned with a sullen face, while looking at the 26-year-old youth with an indescribable temperament with great interest.

She never thought that one day she would "force" a little-known advertising company to shoot an advertisement for herself.

Just kidding, as a well-known domestic chain brand and a super big player in advertising; it has always been the major advertising companies begging me to leak some soup to them.

…………

More than half a month ago, Lin Tu, the prince of Dahua Investment, called her and said that a friend had approached him and wanted to win an advertising contract for "Suhuazhai".

There are too many "friendships" in this kind of interest field, and it's just a small list. She didn't think too much about it, and agreed without hesitation. The two families have been close for decades, which is really not a big deal .

As a result, I suddenly remembered this matter two days ago, so I asked the person in charge of my marketing department,
Unexpectedly, there was no movement from the other party.

Called Lin Tu, but this nephew hesitated,

In the end, he told himself that his friend was suddenly not interested in her advertisement.

Feeling a little embarrassed, Sima Suhua asked without leaving a trace who his nephew's "friend" was, who was so arrogant that he did not give face to the prince who invested in Dahua.
In the end, it turned out that the other party was not a son of a high-ranking official or a descendant of a domestic giant, but just an ordinary person.

What surprised her even more was that

My nephew, whose eyes are above the top, said frankly that he really doesn't want to "offend" his friend now,

Therefore, I can only apologize on his behalf as a nephew, and beg Aunt Sima to forgive me.

Now Sima Suhua became more interested.
She really wanted to see who this person her nephew didn't want to "offend" was.

So there is the current scene of "[Suhuazhai] questioning unscrupulous advertising companies in court".

…………

Yang Zhu glanced at the embarrassing prince next to him, and picked up the tea that the tea master had just distributed from the side.

After smelling the fragrance, he sipped it lightly, rolled it in his mouth a few times and swallowed it.

Then he frowned slightly...

Seeing that Yang Zhu didn't answer his own words, Sima Suhua frowned and stared at the teacup in his hand, and couldn't help asking:
"Mr. Yang, are you not used to this tea?"

"call……"

Yang Zhu exhaled lightly, and shook his head: "It's not, it's just, it's a pity..."

"What a pity?"

"The age of the [Busy Lung] tree is probably at least 600 years old,"

"It's supposed to be a high-quality tea with pure agarwood and a long flavor, but it has a miscellaneous smell."

"I think it was destroyed by the water in the imperial capital..."

Yang Zhu looked extremely regretful.

"Oh? Can't tell, Mr. Yang knows tea too?"

Sima Suhua always felt that the other party had something to say,
The ancient tree tea from Busanfei has many advantages.

Not to mention the advantages of high aroma, soft taste, sweetness and body fluid, and strong tea flavor, but only point to the three points of "pure agarwood, long lasting flavor".

"It's just a little understanding. Chairman Sima is also an expert in this way, so I won't show off, so as not to add more jokes." Yang Zhu waved his hand.

Sima Suhua looked at him and said with a smile: "Mr. Yang has something in his words, you might as well say it directly."

Prince Lin on the side was frowning and thinking hard: Does this tea have an unpleasant smell?Why can't I drink it?It's quite delicious.

Suddenly hearing Aunt Sima's words, I felt my IQ being rubbed against the ground by the two people in front of me.
Why is there such a thing as this?

Yang Zhu smiled: "This busy lung ancient tree tea is supposed to be loose tea, and it's made into a seven-seed cake. Although the shape looks a little special, it's also more earthly; and..."

"The so-called [tea, meet water and die];"

"This tea is produced among wild trees in high mountains, and has its own wild beauty;"

"It's best to boil it in the stream next to the mountain, the second is to drink it from the spring in southern Yunnan, and the second is to pour snow water from the plateau into a tile urn and let it stand for three days before boiling it;"

"And if you drink it with the turbid water that cleanses the world from the world of mortals in the imperial capital..."

"Then the taste will be mixed, the fragrance will be vulgar, and the charm will be lost..."

After finishing speaking, he didn't say a word,

Holding the teacup, he looked at the middle-aged beautiful woman across from him with a half-smile.

Sima Suhua pondered for a long time before realizing,
This is not appreciating tea, it is clearly using tea to satirize its core product of "ancient costumes" - kitsch, distortion, no charm, sensationalism!
What is "tea will die when it encounters water"?
Clearly, he pointed to his nose and told himself: Don't you want to know why the young master didn't take your order?

Let me tell you, look, no, come on!

After understanding Yang Zhu's meaning, Sima Suhua suddenly felt depressed,
But fortunately, the business world has been ups and downs for many years, and there are city mansions. Although the sockets are bruised, there is still a warm smile on his face.

The prince on the side savored these words carefully, the more tasted the more tasteful,

Sure enough, it is the great god of [Six Thousand Future Lives], except for that bad character, his level is not bad.

For a while, the three of them didn't speak, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

Even the tea artisan serving beside him was very light-hearted, for fear of making any noise.

Sima Suhua, who had suppressed his anger a little, was about to speak to lighten the atmosphere.
After all, my nephew is here, so I have to save some face,

When he opened his mouth, his eyes glanced at the thin black pottery teapot on the table,

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and the fog entangled in my mind dissipated a little.
But that hazy feeling was fleeting.

Thinking of Yang Zhu's stern and vicious rhetoric just now,
Sima Suhua discarded negative emotions and said:

"After hearing what I just said, Mr. Yang must be the [Three Flavors of Ordering Tea]. I have been confused about the taste of this tea for a long time. I hope Mr. Yang can clarify..."

The tone was actually very solemn.

Yang Zhu raised his head in surprise...

As a salted fish, when he can complete the task immediately, of course he is too lazy to add more details.
So he called the prince and told him that he would not accept the "Suhuazhai" order.

But when I came here today, I thought I was kicked out after a few words, so we can understand this matter,
Unexpectedly, after understanding what he said, the beautiful middle-aged woman on the opposite side not only did not get angry, but seriously wanted to listen to his opinion.

The "sanweishou ordering tea" in Sima Suhua's mouth is not some random name.

That is the "Nanping Qianshi" whom Su Dongpo admired and respected,
He is a master of the tea ceremony, and the other party calls him by this title, which can be said to be extremely sincere.

Although he has a bad personality, Yang Zhu is not an ignorant person.
He who has always believed in the belief that "people respect me a foot, I will return him a foot", sighed,

He opened his mouth and said, "In that case, it's time to show your ugliness."

Sima Suhua waved his hand, signaling the tea master to go down first.

Yang Zhu sat down at the tea master's seat, first poured out all the boiling water in the pot, then called the administrative staff outside to bring two bottles of purified water, poured them into the pot, and started heating.

"Thousands of miles apart, boiling in different places,"

"Since there is no spring water adjacent to this tea, you might as well brew it with pure water,"

"Without foreign matter, the taste of this tea can be restored."

Sima Suhua nodded,

This is to say that there are less bells and whistles. Let's do it with the mentality of authentically restoring Hanfu, and the charm of culture will come out naturally.

Even if it is impossible to fully recover due to various realistic conditions, achieving seven or eight points is enough.

But she voiced her concerns:

"Brew with pure water, you can enjoy the original flavor,"

"But I'm afraid that the taste of this tea will be usurped forever. Although the mountain charm is good, it is only liked by elegant people,"

"The people of the world have always been blunt in their tongues. They only like bright and fragrant things, and I'm afraid they won't be able to taste the beauty of them."

This is to say that although it is very good to highly restore Hanfu, it can reflect the cultural charm,

But she was worried that it was too plain; she was afraid that only some high-end Hanfu enthusiasts would be happy to accept it.

Most people prefer the fancy "modern Hanfu",
I don't like the "traditional Hanfu" that is more difficult and more expensive, but more elegant.

Yang Zhu smiled: "Since ancient times, the last and the next;"

"This tea tree is more than [-] years old, and there are some masters like me,"

"It's so wonderful that even a thirsty guest can take away his soul. How can we not praise the beauty of this tea?"

"What's more, in a tea shop, there should be tea of ​​all colors and levels, not just one tree."

What this means is,

In shopping malls, the fashion trend has always been easy from top to bottom, and difficult from bottom to top;

High-end customers who are opinion leaders must be won.

So although we restore the Hanfu, let’s first restore it according to the batch with the highest and most gorgeous style in ancient times.
In this way, while attracting high-end customers, even Hanfu Xiaobai will be deeply fascinated;

I am not asking you to cancel the existing "low-end products",
Instead, it allows you to enhance the quality of high-end products;
The so-called "high-end image, low-end sales" is just like this,

And if the high-end products are done well, the benefits for other product lines are self-evident.

only……

The "high-end products" you are making now are too rubbish, so high-end customers don't recognize you,

If I make a move, it's just a trivial matter to help you increase high-end products with credibility.

Sima Suhua heard that he was so confident and asked:

"The hand of Sanwei is naturally a work of heaven, but I don't know where your excellency is?"

Meaning, I believe you must be capable, but you have to tell me where you want to start my high-end brand, right?

Yang Zhu scanned the tea table with his eyes: "I have three wonderful things."

Then pour the remaining tea soup in the fairness cup onto a tea pet in the shape of a stone lion: "The first one is the shape of [Miao Miao]"

Finally, he stretched out his index finger and flicked it on the thin-bore black pottery tea pot, and a long chant of "嗡~" came: "Secondly, it is the music [sound wonderful]"

Touched the leaves of the small orchid in the corner: "The third is the natural [color]"

"With these three wonders, there is no danger!"

What this means is that I can help you in three ways:
The first is to help you correct the style of your clothes, so as not to be seen as a joke by high-end players,

As for the application for "intangible cultural heritage" and other things to improve the standard, it is more secure.

The second is that I can help you provide a customized version of ancient music for dissemination and for your exclusive BGM.

The third is that I can provide you with vegetable dyes,
Let the color of your clothes be completely different from those industrially dyed coquettish goods outside,
"really!?"

Sima Suhua's voice changed, with disbelief and suspicion on his face.

The first "ax formalization" is fine,
After all, I have also cooperated with experts from the history department and archeology department of many colleges and universities.
Although the clothing shapes of many dynasties and different periods have not yet had an exact pattern, they are being promoted after all.

The second article of "exclusive ancient music" is very attractive, but no one can guarantee it before inspection.

The key is the third article, which will kill people.

The clothes of the ancient palace were basically dyed with plants and minerals.

Its color is completely different from the effect of modern chemical pigments.
Whether it is softness, fullness or the natural feeling, and even the color diversity after a long time.

Both are two worlds from the current "Hanfu".

And now, basically all the ancient dye formulas have been lost,
Even after years of research, the progress of "Suhuazhai" is still surprisingly slow.

Color reproduction is a big problem.
Not to mention the two big tigers: long-lasting paint and resistance to tarnishing.

So it's no wonder that Sima Suhua's face is full of doubts,
The other party is just a young man in his 20s, where did these things come from?
But looking at the other party's indifferent expression,

In Sima Suhua's heart, heaven and man are at war...

…………

An hour later, Yang Zhu and the prince walked out of the headquarters of "Suhuazhai".

The prince was recalling the tea that Yang Zhu had made with his own hands just now.
He said at the same time: "I can't tell, you are really good at making tea, I still have the aroma in my mouth."

After a pause, he turned his head and looked at Yang Zhu with the eyes of a monster:

"But compared to your method of making tea,"

"Your mouth is even stronger..."

"It's the first time in my life that I can turn business into a shareholder."

"You are the most naughty Party B I have ever seen in my life..."

(End of this chapter)

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