The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 1

"Go to hell! You hopeless poisonous tongue!"

"Bang!"

The door of the conference hall was slammed open, and a stylishly dressed woman rushed out with violent veins.

"You even said that the perfume on my body is insecticide, what brand is it!?"

"Ah~~! Sooner or later, I will strangle him to death!"

The rapid knocking sound of the high heels touching the ground is full of the murderous intent of the owner, and the LOGO of "Manhong Brokerage" behind him forms a classic still of the urban dog-blood drama.

"Next person!"

A lazy male voice came from the living room...

One person cheered himself up, and another with a pretty face managed her expression and pushed the door open.

A somewhat salty young man sat opposite the conference table, glanced at himself and then lowered his eyes, and his vice president sat beside him with a pale face...

"Name?" the man asked perfunctorily.

"Yu Shanshan"

"Real age?"

After hesitating for a moment, he looked at his vice president again, remembered the announcement from the company group before, and gritted his teeth:
"27 is old."

The man looked at the number "25" written on the written information and bared his teeth.

"Tell me your understanding of the role [Su Xuetang] played by yourself in the previous play."

The woman was stunned, isn't her role just a small supporting role with size N?What is there to understand about a brothel prostitute?
"Hmm... She is a very beautiful woman who has a deep crush on the male lead, so she is willing to give everything for him, even committing herself to the county magistrate of F. Um... gone."

"Tell me your understanding of the sentence [It's just the tempering of time that makes us know how to escape and swallow our anger, and then slowly forget the innocence we once had]."

"A live performance of a woman shopping to her heart's content."

……

Ten minutes later, the young man handed a score sheet to the vice president, and then said as if Yu Shanshan in front of him did not exist:

"In terms of overall performance, the appearance is 75, and the makeup skills are good. At least 20 points have been added to you, but the facial features lack recognition and are only suitable for the urban light-familiar route. I give you a suggestion, don't continue to apply stick makeup, the screen is full Yishui's "Let's Find Faults" will make your facial features, which are already lacking in recognition, more likely to be regarded as passers-by."

"A figure of 70 is not bad, nor top-notch. In the film and television industry, it is basically out of the crowd, and it is basically insulated from the sexy line."

"The temperament is 60. Basically, except for roles such as gold diggers and ordinary mistresses, the rest of the film and television roles are not suitable."

"Culture 40, the level of knowledge in literature, philosophy, history, and science and engineering is very low; the common sense of life is also very narrow, and there is still a lack of special skills."

"Acting 30, the character's understanding is superficial, lacks creativity, has a dull expression, and her dialogue skills are extremely poor. She basically has no development potential in the entertainment industry. I suggest that Mr. Hu position her as a mid- to low-end print advertising model."

After finishing speaking, the young man raised his hand, indicating that Yu Shanshan could go out.

When Mr. Hu saw Yu Shanshan, whose face was pale with anger, his expression was even worse.This guy named "Yang Zhu" is really fucking venomous;
From the beginning of the interview to the present, none of the more than ten artists in my company are interested, and that's fine, after all, business, buyers and sellers have to choose in both directions.But every time this animal treats his own artist as air, and damages it from beginning to end in front of his face, without repetition, more than five artists have gone out crying!

Hmm...But objectively speaking, this animal's mouth is a bit poisonous, and what he said is quite reasonable. Do you want to try the suggestions he gave?

Ahh~!

Hu Yongbo, what are you thinking!

Stand firm!Don't be fooled by the enemy!
Hmm... Anyway, if it weren't for the fact that the group company behind this animal couldn't afford to offend, and the large "transfer fee" that might be obtained, seeing his artistes being bullied like this, he would have swung his iron fist of justice long ago!
Then the aggrieved Mr. Hu watched Yu Shanshan rush out with tears in his eyes, held his breath, and shouted:
"Next person!"

"Expression and body are too contrived, OUT!"

"Half a catty of powder on your face can't change your mediocre looks, OUT!"

"Take out your nose lifter... Hey, how can such a flat nose be popular with the audience? OUT!"

Another seven or eight artists broke down and went out.

Just when Mr. Hu felt that the pile of red lights was about to go away from him...

"Um!??"

"What's your name?"

"Wan Jing".

Looking at this face that was [-]% similar to the Fushou Empress in that world, Yang Zhu felt a little dazed...

Well, younger, and for the time being, she doesn't have the charm of a mature woman like Empress Fushou; she looks like a little bunny in the country, and she is far worse than "that" calm and resolute temperament.

After looking at it for half a minute, Yang Zhu withdrew his gaze.

"21 years old, a rookie with no acting experience? Then what are your specialties?"

"...Does it count as repairing mobile phones and computers?" Wan Jing asked weakly.

"Hehe...Of course it counts, and the mobile phone film also counts, so that you can go to Tianqiao to set up a stall when you can't get rid of the pot someday. Let's say 50 a day, enough for you to eat steamed buns."

Seeing Yang Zhu's poisonous tongue, the fledgling Wan Jing shrank her head like a quail.

Thinking of the experience of "that person", Yang Zhu asked with an attitude of giving it a try:
"Can you sing?"

"I will...a little, I only sang twice in KTV." Wan Jing

"Let's sing a piece and listen to it. Let's play one you're good at."

"Is "Lovesickness Moon" okay?" Wan Jing hummed like a mosquito.

Yang Zhu nodded.

"Then I sang... red~~!!"

As soon as the third word was sung, the singing stopped abruptly...the sound broke!

Yang Zhu looked at Wan Jing who was about to cry, and sighed, this girl is too nervous, is her psychological quality so bad?
Yang Zhu, who had no idea how scary he was, said in what he thought was the softest voice: "You were too nervous just now. Control your emotions and sing again after a minute."

Hearing this "gentle" figure, as if meeting Grandma Wolf, Wan Jing's body trembled even more.

It was said to be 1 minute, but after waiting for a full 3 minutes, Wan Jing finally calmed down.

Yang Zhu didn't urge her, just looked at her like a stone man, waiting for her to feel good.

"Red maple leaves hang on the treetops, and the curved stone bridge has a curved waist. The lights are bright again tonight, and the moon and nebula are bright in the sky..."

A full 5 minutes later, the song "Lovesick Moon" was sung, and to Yang Zhu's ears, Wan Jing's singing was not bad.

Although the singing is definitely not a professional singer, and it lacks its own characteristics; but the rhythm, timbre, and emotional injection have at least reached the point of "listening". As long as you find someone to train it well, it can be considered a good seed.

"Have you studied acting?"

Wan Jing shook his head.

"Are you interested in acting?"

Wan Jing nodded.

Yang Zhu thought about it carefully.This girl looks so much like "that one", her appearance is naturally not bad, and her singing voice is not bad, but the part of "performance" that I am most looking forward to, I can't see anything now.

Will this girl be like "that one" in the future, from a singer to an actress, and become a "young artist" with great tension and aura?

Although my heart is a little drummed, but my situation has no time to find a more reliable seedling.

never mind!Take a gamble!

"Boss Hu, it's her!"

"Oh, next...huh?" Mr. Hu was a little confused, and almost habitually called out the next one.

God is so pitiful, this animal finally has something to look at, although I don't know why I like this guy with a good appearance, but a rustic temperament.But who cares, the money is beckoning to me!

The two parties began to bargain directly in front of Wan Jing, just like buying and selling livestock.

"50! Ms. Wan Jing is a good seedling that we have spent a lot of effort to find. This is the key training object of our company in the future!"

"10! You want a figure but not a figure, a temperament but not a temperament, a talent but not a specialty, and you want to focus on training the target? Can you train it for me?"

"40! How can you say that you have no special skills? Ms. Wan Jing has great potential in singing! With a little training, she will be a rising superstar in the future music scene!"

"20! The last offer! She should still be on a trainee contract right now? A future star in the music world? On her condition, go and find me a gold medal composer who is willing to write songs for her! If not I'm still short of an artist who can act as a girl, and on her condition, I don't even want to give it to me!"

"20...well, let's treat it as a friend of Mr. Yang, and make a deal!"

Wan Little White Rabbit Jing at the side, seeing herself being sold around like an animal, was extremely hurt in her heart: "Playing a girl... Sure enough, am I thinking too highly of myself?"

After reaching the intention, Yang Zhu stood up: "That's it, the contract will be officially signed in three days, and I will trouble Mr. Hu to clean up his hands."

Then he said to the self-satisfied little white rabbit: "You should also pack up and prepare. After signing the contract in three days, you will move out. I will help you get the house by then."

After some false politeness, Yang Zhu left "Manhong Brokerage".

After getting into the car, looking at the red words in his eyes, Yang Zhu let out a sigh of relief:

Name: [Attack on Salted Fish System]

As a salted fish, the moment you have strong emotional fluctuations is the moment when you attack!
Host: Yang Zhu

Current points: 6200
Current Quest: "The Attacking Broker"

Mission description: The host who is dissatisfied with the performance level of the current advertisements and film and television actresses needs to become an agent to train at least one well-known female star, and make her acting skills and talents recognized by the public.

Mission progress (0/5): Become an agent and sign at least 1 female artist
Task reward: 24-hour master experience card (effective after selecting branch skills)

Failure penalty: 3 years of ED (quietly, it’s severe)

Time remaining: 76 hours and 23 minutes

Looking at the progress of the task, Yang Zhu carefully controlled his emotions: "NND, didn't you just complain about a certain Xiaohua's bad acting skills when watching the advertisement two days ago? As for sending me a sudden task for this?"

Thinking of his three years of traveling into this world, Yang Zhu felt like crying.

This is a broken system, if you find that you have a little bit of negative mood swings, you will send yourself a task, can you still make people live well! ?
Could it be that I really can only live like a salted fish without fluctuations and desires?
(End of this chapter)