My wife broadcast live, exposing my identity as a cultivator
Chapter 95 The Hillbilly
Chapter 95 The Hillbilly
Chapter 95 The Hillbilly
:puff!
Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi's live broadcast room was full of emoticons vomiting blood.
: Damn it, it turned out to be because I drank too much wine, and then there was a smell of wine in it.
: These few people are too unlucky, and this will allow them to catch up.
: I really don't know what the excrement of the ancients smells like. After thousands of years of fermentation, is it sauce-flavored or strong-flavored?
:vomit!
: Upstairs, don't be disgusting!
"How do you know so much?" Curator Qi's face was extremely ugly. He drank something that had been fermented for thousands of years. The problem was that he still kept it like a baby, drinking a cup every day!
Thinking of this, Director Qi wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in now.
The corner of Shen Chen's mouth curled up, but he didn't tell the other party how he knew about it.
"Director, can we leave now?" Shen Chen looked at Director Qi and asked.
Curator Qi said with a cold face: "Let's go."
But then he looked at Shen Chen and threatened: "But if you dare to spread this matter, I won't let you go!"
Hearing this sentence, Shen Chen and Han Muxue looked at each other, and Shen Chen said, "Don't worry, we will definitely not spread the word."
After the words fell, Shen Chen took Han Muxue and the two left the museum.
After a while, the man who ran to the bathroom before also came back exhausted.
"Notify me and turn off all the content in this area of surveillance. If anyone dares to spread a word, don't blame me for being rude!" Seeing the man come back, Curator Qi's face showed a smile. Cool color.
Director Wang felt a little better after hearing Director Qi's words. If this matter got out, he might lose face in his whole life.
"Yes, yes!" Everyone nodded quickly.
The man looked around with doubts on his face.
"What's the matter? What are you doing in a daze when you are asked to go to the monitoring room?" Curator Qi asked, looking at the man.
"Uncle, no, no, curator Qi, where were those three people just now?" The man asked, pointing to the position where Shen Chen and the three stood before.
"I let them go, what are they doing here? Isn't it embarrassing?" Director Qi responded coldly.
Upon hearing that the three of them had left, the man's face suddenly turned pale.
"What's wrong?" Curator Qi asked, sensing something was wrong with the man.
The man said tremblingly: "Director Qi, those two women are anchors, and they have been doing live broadcasts just now!"
Curator Qi and Director Wang widened their eyes at the same time: "What? Live broadcast?"
"Yeah, they've been broadcasting live. I searched for the test just now, and those two seem to be quite famous." The man responded.
"How many people are there in their studio?" Curator Qi asked quickly.
"I don't know, I'll go and have a look now." As he said that, the man took out his mobile phone and opened an app on a live broadcast platform.
Just as the app on the live broadcast platform was opened, there were two women's portraits on the big cover in the middle.
And the two women looked very familiar.
The man clicked on one of them, and when he saw the woman in the live broadcast room, the man pointed at the screen excitedly and said, "That's it, that's it, that's them!"
Curator Qi and Director Wang hurriedly looked at the phone screen.
Director Wang pointed to the more than 500 million popularity displayed on the mobile phone screen and asked: "What does the 500 million popularity mean? Are there many people or few people?"
The man swallowed, and first glanced at curator Qi.
"What do you think I am doing? Director Wang is asking you something!" Curator Qi shouted angrily.
Then the man said tremblingly: "More than 500 million popularity means more than 500 million people watched."
Boom!
Curator Qi and Director Wang, if they were struck by lightning, stood there together in a daze!
At this time, the three of Shen Chen had already got into the car, and Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi finally couldn't help laughing, even tears.
Han Muxue wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, then looked at Shen Chen: "How do you know that thing is a urinal?"
Shen Chen looked at Han Muxue: "I really want to know?"
Han Muxue gave Shen Chen a white look: "Cut, it's fine if you don't talk about it, and I think, nine times out of ten, you will say that you researched that thing."
"I didn't research this thing. I have nothing to do. I went to study the urinal." Shen Chen suddenly felt a black line on his forehead.
"Oh? You didn't study it? Then how did you know it was a urinal." Han Muxue suddenly became interested, and she didn't want to continue listening to Shen Chen bragging.
Even Lin Xiaoxi, who was driving, pricked up her ears, wanting to hear what Shen Chen would say.
"I didn't study this thing, but this urinal is mine." Shen Chen responded.
Han Muxue, who had just come here with some interest, suddenly lost interest: "Will you die if you don't brag for a day?"
Lin Xiaoxi also lost interest, she curled her lips and stopped talking.
The live broadcast room exploded even more.
: My uncle did not disappoint me.
: Uncle is still pretending as always, even saying that the excrement in the chamber pot is his.
: How many catties does uncle have to drink to get drunk like this?
: As long as there is a peanut, he can't say such a thing, hahaha!
"Xiaoxue, it's still early, where are we going?" Lin Xiaoxi asked.
"Go and buy some clothes for this bumpkin, so as not to be regarded as a country bumpkin everywhere." Han Muxue said.
Shen Chen suddenly felt a black line on his forehead, a bumpkin?Why do I look like a country bumpkin?
Lin Xiaoxi suppressed her smile and drove towards the most high-end shopping mall in Mingzhou City.
The three of them walked into the shopping mall together, and immediately attracted a lot of attention. After all, Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi are the kind of beauties with outstanding looks.
And many people turned their attention to Shen Chen.
Especially some men cast jealous glances at Shen Chen one after another.
"Xiaoxue, this brand is good, it's from Anima, let's go in and have a look." Lin Xiaoxi pointed to the Anima counter not far away and said.
Xiaoxue nodded, and led Shen Chen into the counter of Anima.
"Welcome to the Anima counter!" The shopping guide at the door greeted Shen Chen and the three of them.
But after the shopping guide saw Shen Chen, she frowned slightly, because the shopping guides like them had vicious eyes, and she could tell at a glance that the clothes on Shen Chen's body cost no more than 100 yuan.
When people like this visit Armani, they are insulting their brand.
Especially when she saw Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi, each holding a mobile phone live broadcast, she showed contempt.
This is obviously to pretend to be a big money to deceive the audience.
"Take off this dress and let him try it on, thank you." Han Muxue took a fancy to a casual dress and said to the shopping guide.
"Ma'am, I'm really sorry, but you can't try on the clothes in our store."
"Can't try on clothes? Why?" Han Muxue was a little puzzled.
"Because we have high-end clothing here, the price is very expensive. If it gets dirty, it will affect our secondary sales." The shopping guide responded with a smile on her face.
"But how can they try?" Han Muxue asked, pointing to a young man who came out of the fitting room not far away.
"Ma'am, can he compare with that gentleman? That gentleman is a regular customer of ours." The shopping guide showed disdain on her face, and then said with a service smile.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 95 The Hillbilly
:puff!
Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi's live broadcast room was full of emoticons vomiting blood.
: Damn it, it turned out to be because I drank too much wine, and then there was a smell of wine in it.
: These few people are too unlucky, and this will allow them to catch up.
: I really don't know what the excrement of the ancients smells like. After thousands of years of fermentation, is it sauce-flavored or strong-flavored?
:vomit!
: Upstairs, don't be disgusting!
"How do you know so much?" Curator Qi's face was extremely ugly. He drank something that had been fermented for thousands of years. The problem was that he still kept it like a baby, drinking a cup every day!
Thinking of this, Director Qi wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in now.
The corner of Shen Chen's mouth curled up, but he didn't tell the other party how he knew about it.
"Director, can we leave now?" Shen Chen looked at Director Qi and asked.
Curator Qi said with a cold face: "Let's go."
But then he looked at Shen Chen and threatened: "But if you dare to spread this matter, I won't let you go!"
Hearing this sentence, Shen Chen and Han Muxue looked at each other, and Shen Chen said, "Don't worry, we will definitely not spread the word."
After the words fell, Shen Chen took Han Muxue and the two left the museum.
After a while, the man who ran to the bathroom before also came back exhausted.
"Notify me and turn off all the content in this area of surveillance. If anyone dares to spread a word, don't blame me for being rude!" Seeing the man come back, Curator Qi's face showed a smile. Cool color.
Director Wang felt a little better after hearing Director Qi's words. If this matter got out, he might lose face in his whole life.
"Yes, yes!" Everyone nodded quickly.
The man looked around with doubts on his face.
"What's the matter? What are you doing in a daze when you are asked to go to the monitoring room?" Curator Qi asked, looking at the man.
"Uncle, no, no, curator Qi, where were those three people just now?" The man asked, pointing to the position where Shen Chen and the three stood before.
"I let them go, what are they doing here? Isn't it embarrassing?" Director Qi responded coldly.
Upon hearing that the three of them had left, the man's face suddenly turned pale.
"What's wrong?" Curator Qi asked, sensing something was wrong with the man.
The man said tremblingly: "Director Qi, those two women are anchors, and they have been doing live broadcasts just now!"
Curator Qi and Director Wang widened their eyes at the same time: "What? Live broadcast?"
"Yeah, they've been broadcasting live. I searched for the test just now, and those two seem to be quite famous." The man responded.
"How many people are there in their studio?" Curator Qi asked quickly.
"I don't know, I'll go and have a look now." As he said that, the man took out his mobile phone and opened an app on a live broadcast platform.
Just as the app on the live broadcast platform was opened, there were two women's portraits on the big cover in the middle.
And the two women looked very familiar.
The man clicked on one of them, and when he saw the woman in the live broadcast room, the man pointed at the screen excitedly and said, "That's it, that's it, that's them!"
Curator Qi and Director Wang hurriedly looked at the phone screen.
Director Wang pointed to the more than 500 million popularity displayed on the mobile phone screen and asked: "What does the 500 million popularity mean? Are there many people or few people?"
The man swallowed, and first glanced at curator Qi.
"What do you think I am doing? Director Wang is asking you something!" Curator Qi shouted angrily.
Then the man said tremblingly: "More than 500 million popularity means more than 500 million people watched."
Boom!
Curator Qi and Director Wang, if they were struck by lightning, stood there together in a daze!
At this time, the three of Shen Chen had already got into the car, and Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi finally couldn't help laughing, even tears.
Han Muxue wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, then looked at Shen Chen: "How do you know that thing is a urinal?"
Shen Chen looked at Han Muxue: "I really want to know?"
Han Muxue gave Shen Chen a white look: "Cut, it's fine if you don't talk about it, and I think, nine times out of ten, you will say that you researched that thing."
"I didn't research this thing. I have nothing to do. I went to study the urinal." Shen Chen suddenly felt a black line on his forehead.
"Oh? You didn't study it? Then how did you know it was a urinal." Han Muxue suddenly became interested, and she didn't want to continue listening to Shen Chen bragging.
Even Lin Xiaoxi, who was driving, pricked up her ears, wanting to hear what Shen Chen would say.
"I didn't study this thing, but this urinal is mine." Shen Chen responded.
Han Muxue, who had just come here with some interest, suddenly lost interest: "Will you die if you don't brag for a day?"
Lin Xiaoxi also lost interest, she curled her lips and stopped talking.
The live broadcast room exploded even more.
: My uncle did not disappoint me.
: Uncle is still pretending as always, even saying that the excrement in the chamber pot is his.
: How many catties does uncle have to drink to get drunk like this?
: As long as there is a peanut, he can't say such a thing, hahaha!
"Xiaoxue, it's still early, where are we going?" Lin Xiaoxi asked.
"Go and buy some clothes for this bumpkin, so as not to be regarded as a country bumpkin everywhere." Han Muxue said.
Shen Chen suddenly felt a black line on his forehead, a bumpkin?Why do I look like a country bumpkin?
Lin Xiaoxi suppressed her smile and drove towards the most high-end shopping mall in Mingzhou City.
The three of them walked into the shopping mall together, and immediately attracted a lot of attention. After all, Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi are the kind of beauties with outstanding looks.
And many people turned their attention to Shen Chen.
Especially some men cast jealous glances at Shen Chen one after another.
"Xiaoxue, this brand is good, it's from Anima, let's go in and have a look." Lin Xiaoxi pointed to the Anima counter not far away and said.
Xiaoxue nodded, and led Shen Chen into the counter of Anima.
"Welcome to the Anima counter!" The shopping guide at the door greeted Shen Chen and the three of them.
But after the shopping guide saw Shen Chen, she frowned slightly, because the shopping guides like them had vicious eyes, and she could tell at a glance that the clothes on Shen Chen's body cost no more than 100 yuan.
When people like this visit Armani, they are insulting their brand.
Especially when she saw Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi, each holding a mobile phone live broadcast, she showed contempt.
This is obviously to pretend to be a big money to deceive the audience.
"Take off this dress and let him try it on, thank you." Han Muxue took a fancy to a casual dress and said to the shopping guide.
"Ma'am, I'm really sorry, but you can't try on the clothes in our store."
"Can't try on clothes? Why?" Han Muxue was a little puzzled.
"Because we have high-end clothing here, the price is very expensive. If it gets dirty, it will affect our secondary sales." The shopping guide responded with a smile on her face.
"But how can they try?" Han Muxue asked, pointing to a young man who came out of the fitting room not far away.
"Ma'am, can he compare with that gentleman? That gentleman is a regular customer of ours." The shopping guide showed disdain on her face, and then said with a service smile.
(End of this chapter)
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