Chapter 94 Test Results

Chapter 94 Test Results

"Hey, in this world, there are people who use the chamber pot as a wine pot. It's really weird." Shen Chen pulled Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi back two steps, and looked at the people in front of him with disgust.

When Director Wang saw this, his expression became a little displeased: "Director Qi, was that thing really wine just now?"

Thinking about the excrement of the ancients that he might drink, the stomach of the middle-aged man has a feeling of overwhelming.

"Director Wang, don't worry. I've tested that thing and there are no substances harmful to the human body. I also let you read the inspection report!" Curator Qi explained quickly.

After hearing Director Qi's explanation, Director Wang's complexion improved a bit. After all, it is something that has passed through thousands of years. After drinking it, it is inevitable that there will be some suspicions in his heart.

"Boy, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll let the security guard throw you out right now!" Curator Qi pointed at Shen Chen and scolded.

That wine was thousands of years old, and it was not surprising that it was a cultural relic. He was reluctant to drink it himself, so he shared it with Director Wang, hoping to make Director Wang have a better impression of him, but now it was all buried Chen's words messed up the situation, how could Director Qi not be angry.

Shen Chen smiled helplessly: "You've already done the test, so why don't you check it out, what's in it?"

Shen Chen's words made Director Wang frowned again, and looked at Director Qi: "Have you done a composition test?"

Curator Qi's face looked a bit ugly: "Director Wang, you smelled it just now, it's obviously the smell of wine, how could it be something else."

"Hehe, it's obvious that curator Qi said that because he hasn't tested the ingredients." Shen Chen jokingly said.

"I have tested that there are no ingredients that are harmful to the human body." Curator Qi quibbled.

Shen Chen spread his hands, "That's right, human urine doesn't have any harmful ingredients to the human body, so do you like to drink excrement? Or do you like to drink water?"

Those words left Curator Qi speechless.

Director Wang looked at Director Qi and ordered: "Director Qi, I know the testing director of a hospital. You call him and send the things now. I hope to see the test results within an hour."

"Yes!" Curator Qi didn't dare to refuse, and quickly nodded in response.

Then asked a staff member to send the wine to the hospital for testing.

Because this incident was caused by Shen Chen, curator Qi naturally wouldn't let Shen Chen leave, he was still waiting for the test results, if the thing inside was really wine, then he would definitely not let Shen Chen off lightly.

It will also let Shen Chen know the fate of talking nonsense here.

The staff moved a few stools, and Curator Qi, Director Wang and others sat there waiting. Naturally, there would be no chairs for Shen Chen and the other three.

Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi's live broadcast room was also very lively at this time.

After all, both of them are now the first sisters of the platform, and now they have millions of popularity when they open the live broadcast.

There are also two factions in the live broadcast room. Some people think it must be excrement, while others think it must be alcohol. After all, how could excrement smell like alcohol.

After waiting for about an hour, Director Qi's mobile phone rang, and the test report had been sent to Director Qi's mobile phone.

"Boy, the test report has been sent, I'll see what you have to say later!"

With that said, Curator Qi turned on his phone and looked at the test report.

Test components: water, glucose, protein, inorganic salts, particulate microorganisms, and the test result is: urine!
When Curator Qi saw the last two words, his eyes widened.

"This, how is this possible!" Curator Qi looked at the phone in disbelief.

Director Wang also came over, and when he saw the ingredients inside, "vomit!" He couldn't help but vomited out all his lunch.

: Damn, this, is this really urine.

: Needless to say?What can make them vomit is probably the fact that they drank the excrement of the ancients.

: Talent, is he really a talent? The chamber pot of the ancients was actually used as a wine pot.

: This is still the curator of the museum, which is really shameful.

Shen Chen pulled Han Muxue and the two back a few steps with a disgusted expression: "This is a museum, if you want to throw up, go to the bathroom anyway, don't be disgusting here."

Curator Qi and Director Wang covered their mouths at the same time, one rushed to the bathroom, and the other rushed to the trash can.

And the man standing not far from Shen Chen was dumbfounded, looking at the scene in front of him in disbelief.

After that, he didn't hold on for long, and couldn't help but covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom.

:Hahaha!Just now that guy proudly said that he drank the wine in it, but now he also vomited.

: I'm afraid these guys will never drink again in this lifetime.

: Psychological shadow, this thing, I am afraid I will never forget it for the rest of my life.

: But having said that, how could there be wine smell in this excrement?

The live broadcast room was full of laughing expressions.

After a while, director Wang and curator Qi came back, but when they saw the copper pot with feast and battle patterns embedded in the glass cabinet, they felt nauseous.

"Director Qi, as the curator of the museum, can't you even tell that this is a urinal?" Director Wang looked at Director Qi with cold eyes.

When Director Qi heard these words, his back immediately felt a chill. He knew that his future in this life was considered lost.

Then he quickly explained to Director Wang: "Director Wang, I didn't know there would be excrement in it. If I knew, how could I give you a taste of this stuff?"

"Also, with such a strong smell of alcohol inside, who knew it could be excrement."

Curator Qi really wanted to find a piece of tofu to kill him at this time, no one would have thought that it would be a urinal.

"Sir, how did you find out that this is a urinal?" Director Wang looked at Shen Chen and asked.

Shen Chen pointed to the pattern on the urinal: "Isn't there a pattern on it?"

Upon hearing this, everyone turned their gazes to this copper pot with a pattern of feasting and attacking battles. There were characters depicted on it, as if they were attending some kind of banquet. There were also people playing musical instruments and people's hands. holding something.

It is precisely this kind of depiction that led experts to name this thing a copper pot with a pattern of inlaying feasts and battles.

"Isn't this playing music?" Director Wang asked, pointing to the pattern.

"Play music? This is obviously going to the toilet, I really don't know what kind of eyes it is." Shen Chen shook his head helplessly.

"Going to the toilet? Then, why does it smell of wine here?" Curator Qi also asked the answer he wanted to know the most.

Shen Chen said calmly: "When people drink too much, their excrement will naturally have the taste of wine. Besides, after thousands of years of fermentation, the taste of wine will definitely become more intense."

(End of this chapter)

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