My wife broadcast live, exposing my identity as a cultivator
Chapter 93 Chamber Pot
Chapter 93 Chamber Pot
Chapter 93 Chamber Pot
"No need." Shen Chen said impatiently.
Hearing Shen Chen's voice, the man looked in Shen Chen's direction, as if Shen Chen didn't speak, he didn't even notice that there was a man standing here.
"What does it have to do with you when I talk to these two beauties?" The man sized Shen Chen up and down and said with disdain.
"She is my wife, do you think she has something to do with me?"
"Beauty, you are so beautiful, it really insults your identity to find such a country bumpkin and be with him."
After hearing this, Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help covering their mouths and chuckling a few times, country bumpkin?These three words are used on Shen Chen, it is indeed a bit insulting to these three words.
Who has ever seen a hillbilly who gives a gift worth [-] million yuan, invests in a movie if there is a disagreement, and spends several billion yuan on a film and television app if the movie is not allowed to be released!
The man laughed when he saw Han Muxue and the three of them, and his face became more confident. In fact, he didn't know at all that the person Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi were laughing at just now was actually a man.
In the live broadcast room of Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi, after hearing the man say that Shen Chen is a country bumpkin, they also burst out laughing.
: This kid actually said that my uncle is a bumpkin?
: If I let him know how many zeros there are in my uncle's bank card, I'm afraid he will be dumbfounded.
: I have never seen a country bumpkin with a net worth of tens of billions.
: Look, this kid will be slapped in the face right away, when did our uncle suffer this kind of grievance?
The man didn't take it seriously, and looked at Shen Chen jokingly: "Boy, this is a museum. Like you, I'm afraid you don't even know what these things are for. What's the use of you coming in with these two beauties?"
"You said I don't know what the things here are for?" Shen Chen pointed to the cultural relics displayed in the glass cabinet.
"That's right, for someone like you, I'm afraid you won't be able to spend 1000 yuan all over your body, and you can still know these things?" the man said disdainfully.
Especially when he saw Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi still laughing there, he felt that he had great hope and wanted to perform well in front of them.
"If I know what these things are for?" Shen Chen asked.
"If you know, I will do what you asked me to do! If you don't know, or if you say something wrong, you will leave these two beauties immediately!" The man said confidently. In his opinion, It was impossible for Shen Chen to know what these things were for.
You know, this museum has only been established for ten years, and Shen Chen looks so unfamiliar, obviously he doesn't come here often.
Even as a staff member like him, it took several years to recognize all the cultural relics here, so let alone a person who doesn't come here often, it is simply impossible to tell what the cultural relics here are. It's harder than climbing to the sky.
Shen Chen glanced at the man, then looked at the first cultural relic in the glass cabinet.
"Shang Yang Fang Sheng, the unit container for measuring food."
"Shang Yang's halberd, weapon."
"Made of gold and silver, bird and animal shapes, wine vessels."
Shen Chen explained step by step, while Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi followed behind, broadcasting the scene live on their mobile phones.
Seeing the increasingly ugly expression on the man's face, it showed that what Shen Chen said was true. Han Muxue was also a little surprised. She didn't expect that Shen Chen even knew things from the Warring States period.
"Inlaid with a copper pot with a banquet and war pattern, a chamber pot." Shen Chen said while standing in front of the glass cabinet of the last cultural relic.
Hearing this sentence, the man with an ugly face suddenly showed a look of joy on his face: "Boy, what do you think this thing is for? A chamber pot?"
"That's right. This is the chamber pot, and it's of a very high specification. It's something used by princes." Shen Chen nodded.
"Hahaha!" The man burst out laughing.
There are also different opinions in the live broadcast room at this time.
: This thing is so beautiful, how could it be a chamber pot? My uncle couldn’t have seen it wrong.
: who knows?I think this thing is like a flagon for wine.
: Seeing that kid laughing so loudly, my uncle must have said something wrong.
: I don't think my uncle is wrong, this thing should not be a wine pot, maybe it is a chamber pot!
: It's too extravagant to use this thing as a chamber pot.
"Boy, this copper pot with the wrong banquet and war pattern is the most precious cultural relic we found locally, and it is very well sealed. At the beginning, there were some things stored here. You Do you know what it is?" The man looked at Shen Chen and asked.
"Excretion?" Shen Chen asked back.
The man's face darkened: "What excrement! There is wine in it! When we opened the lid, we could still smell the strong aroma of wine."
"The director of our museum did a poison test on these things and found that there were no harmful substances in them. Then he took out some for us to taste. The taste of the wine was really strong. I am afraid it is the most powerful thing I have ever drunk in my life. Best drink ever!"
After finishing speaking, the man's face was still full of pride.
"Pfft!" Shen Chen couldn't hold back when he heard this, and burst out laughing directly.
The man's expression changed and he asked, "What are you laughing at?"
"You actually drank the excrement of the ancients as wine?" Shen Chen looked at the man strangely.
"I told you, it's wine! At the beginning, there was still the smell of wine, and there was still some wine, which is now kept in the curator's safe." The man said.
"Do you know where the curator puts it?" Shen Chen asked.
The man said proudly, "The curator is my uncle, of course I know."
"No wonder." Shen Chen looked at the man jokingly.
"Don't change the subject, kid, you lost, leave now, and I'll lead the live broadcast with the two beauties!" The man pointed in the direction of the door.
"What happened here?" At this moment, a group of people came over from not far away.
The leaders were several middle-aged men. When the man saw the leader, he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Curator, it's like this. Someone is making trouble here, and I'm going to drive him away."
The curator frowned slightly, glanced at the man and said, "Today, experts from the province came down to guide the work, don't you know? What happened?"
The man pointed at the copper pot with inlaid banquet and war patterns and said, "Director, it's like this. The boy said this thing is a chamber pot, filled with the excrement of ancient people."
"What?" The curator's face immediately turned cold when he saw the copper pot with the pattern of feasting and fighting.
He drank the most liquid in it, didn't he scold himself around the corner?
"Sir, I can understand your ignorance, but please don't talk nonsense. Everything here is a priceless cultural relic." The curator said coldly.
"Curator Qi, is this the copper pot with the pattern of feasting and fighting that you said you found fine wine?" At this moment, the middle-aged man standing next to the curator asked.
"Yes, Director Wang, this is the ancient wine we tasted just now." Curator Qi responded quickly.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 93 Chamber Pot
"No need." Shen Chen said impatiently.
Hearing Shen Chen's voice, the man looked in Shen Chen's direction, as if Shen Chen didn't speak, he didn't even notice that there was a man standing here.
"What does it have to do with you when I talk to these two beauties?" The man sized Shen Chen up and down and said with disdain.
"She is my wife, do you think she has something to do with me?"
"Beauty, you are so beautiful, it really insults your identity to find such a country bumpkin and be with him."
After hearing this, Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help covering their mouths and chuckling a few times, country bumpkin?These three words are used on Shen Chen, it is indeed a bit insulting to these three words.
Who has ever seen a hillbilly who gives a gift worth [-] million yuan, invests in a movie if there is a disagreement, and spends several billion yuan on a film and television app if the movie is not allowed to be released!
The man laughed when he saw Han Muxue and the three of them, and his face became more confident. In fact, he didn't know at all that the person Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi were laughing at just now was actually a man.
In the live broadcast room of Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi, after hearing the man say that Shen Chen is a country bumpkin, they also burst out laughing.
: This kid actually said that my uncle is a bumpkin?
: If I let him know how many zeros there are in my uncle's bank card, I'm afraid he will be dumbfounded.
: I have never seen a country bumpkin with a net worth of tens of billions.
: Look, this kid will be slapped in the face right away, when did our uncle suffer this kind of grievance?
The man didn't take it seriously, and looked at Shen Chen jokingly: "Boy, this is a museum. Like you, I'm afraid you don't even know what these things are for. What's the use of you coming in with these two beauties?"
"You said I don't know what the things here are for?" Shen Chen pointed to the cultural relics displayed in the glass cabinet.
"That's right, for someone like you, I'm afraid you won't be able to spend 1000 yuan all over your body, and you can still know these things?" the man said disdainfully.
Especially when he saw Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi still laughing there, he felt that he had great hope and wanted to perform well in front of them.
"If I know what these things are for?" Shen Chen asked.
"If you know, I will do what you asked me to do! If you don't know, or if you say something wrong, you will leave these two beauties immediately!" The man said confidently. In his opinion, It was impossible for Shen Chen to know what these things were for.
You know, this museum has only been established for ten years, and Shen Chen looks so unfamiliar, obviously he doesn't come here often.
Even as a staff member like him, it took several years to recognize all the cultural relics here, so let alone a person who doesn't come here often, it is simply impossible to tell what the cultural relics here are. It's harder than climbing to the sky.
Shen Chen glanced at the man, then looked at the first cultural relic in the glass cabinet.
"Shang Yang Fang Sheng, the unit container for measuring food."
"Shang Yang's halberd, weapon."
"Made of gold and silver, bird and animal shapes, wine vessels."
Shen Chen explained step by step, while Han Muxue and Lin Xiaoxi followed behind, broadcasting the scene live on their mobile phones.
Seeing the increasingly ugly expression on the man's face, it showed that what Shen Chen said was true. Han Muxue was also a little surprised. She didn't expect that Shen Chen even knew things from the Warring States period.
"Inlaid with a copper pot with a banquet and war pattern, a chamber pot." Shen Chen said while standing in front of the glass cabinet of the last cultural relic.
Hearing this sentence, the man with an ugly face suddenly showed a look of joy on his face: "Boy, what do you think this thing is for? A chamber pot?"
"That's right. This is the chamber pot, and it's of a very high specification. It's something used by princes." Shen Chen nodded.
"Hahaha!" The man burst out laughing.
There are also different opinions in the live broadcast room at this time.
: This thing is so beautiful, how could it be a chamber pot? My uncle couldn’t have seen it wrong.
: who knows?I think this thing is like a flagon for wine.
: Seeing that kid laughing so loudly, my uncle must have said something wrong.
: I don't think my uncle is wrong, this thing should not be a wine pot, maybe it is a chamber pot!
: It's too extravagant to use this thing as a chamber pot.
"Boy, this copper pot with the wrong banquet and war pattern is the most precious cultural relic we found locally, and it is very well sealed. At the beginning, there were some things stored here. You Do you know what it is?" The man looked at Shen Chen and asked.
"Excretion?" Shen Chen asked back.
The man's face darkened: "What excrement! There is wine in it! When we opened the lid, we could still smell the strong aroma of wine."
"The director of our museum did a poison test on these things and found that there were no harmful substances in them. Then he took out some for us to taste. The taste of the wine was really strong. I am afraid it is the most powerful thing I have ever drunk in my life. Best drink ever!"
After finishing speaking, the man's face was still full of pride.
"Pfft!" Shen Chen couldn't hold back when he heard this, and burst out laughing directly.
The man's expression changed and he asked, "What are you laughing at?"
"You actually drank the excrement of the ancients as wine?" Shen Chen looked at the man strangely.
"I told you, it's wine! At the beginning, there was still the smell of wine, and there was still some wine, which is now kept in the curator's safe." The man said.
"Do you know where the curator puts it?" Shen Chen asked.
The man said proudly, "The curator is my uncle, of course I know."
"No wonder." Shen Chen looked at the man jokingly.
"Don't change the subject, kid, you lost, leave now, and I'll lead the live broadcast with the two beauties!" The man pointed in the direction of the door.
"What happened here?" At this moment, a group of people came over from not far away.
The leaders were several middle-aged men. When the man saw the leader, he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Curator, it's like this. Someone is making trouble here, and I'm going to drive him away."
The curator frowned slightly, glanced at the man and said, "Today, experts from the province came down to guide the work, don't you know? What happened?"
The man pointed at the copper pot with inlaid banquet and war patterns and said, "Director, it's like this. The boy said this thing is a chamber pot, filled with the excrement of ancient people."
"What?" The curator's face immediately turned cold when he saw the copper pot with the pattern of feasting and fighting.
He drank the most liquid in it, didn't he scold himself around the corner?
"Sir, I can understand your ignorance, but please don't talk nonsense. Everything here is a priceless cultural relic." The curator said coldly.
"Curator Qi, is this the copper pot with the pattern of feasting and fighting that you said you found fine wine?" At this moment, the middle-aged man standing next to the curator asked.
"Yes, Director Wang, this is the ancient wine we tasted just now." Curator Qi responded quickly.
(End of this chapter)
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