Aura revives all the heavens
Chapter 19 Xiaoji
Chapter 19 Xiaoji
Chen Si originally thought that he would not be able to encounter the strange problem of who would he save first when his girlfriend and mother fell into the water at the same time.
Because he doesn't have a girlfriend, and his mother swims better than him.
However, it turns out he was overthinking it.
Now the problem of swimming does not need to be decided by him, but now the problem of mobile phones has appeared.
You know, my mother bought this mobile phone for 8000 yuan to celebrate his birthday, and she specifically told him when she bought it.
The machine is there, but the machine is gone!
Although he knew it was a threat, and his mother couldn't really kill him, but the phone was really gone, and this meal was definitely going to be eaten.
How to do? !
Chen Si held up the chair, abruptly paused in the air, swaying unsteadily.
smash!
I will be beaten!
Do not smash!
This phone has mutated, maybe now I have to fight myself!
How to do!
Chen Si, who was uncertain about the weather, wanted to hammer it down several times, but his mother's smirk appeared in his mind, but he stopped his thoughts several times.
"Doo...Doo..."
The phone was still ringing, and the word 'Yao Huang' on the phone screen seemed to be mocking him.
After a while, the ringing stopped, and a smiling face appeared on the phone screen, looking at Chen Si with its head tilted.
"call…"
When he saw the smiling face, Chen Si subconsciously exhaled, then put down the chair in his hand, sat up, and looked at his mobile phone with a scrutinizing gaze.
He knew from the escalator monster yesterday afternoon and the refrigerator he saw on TV today that the silicon-based family can communicate.
So after examining it for a while, he opened his mouth and asked:
"who are you?"
"Crack!" After hearing Chen Si's inquiry, the mobile phone immediately straightened its posture and said in a voice similar to an electronic doll: "Sir! Yuansilicon family, red, number 95588, report to you!"
Chen Si was silent.
After a while, he asked again, "Where's my phone?"
"Report!" The round face expression on the phone said again: "Your previous communication tools were too low-level, and now the core components have been swallowed."
8000 yuan things, you can swallow them as soon as you say!
Have you asked me for my opinion? !
Chen Si raised the stool in his hand again.
And the mobile phone robot seemed to sense something, and added a sentence: "Your communication tool has been replaced by the number 95588. If you have any communication requirements, you can submit them at any time."
After a while, Chen Si finally put down the chair slowly again, and said coldly:
"Tell me, what's going on..."
Two minutes later, Chen Si learned about it through the simple description of this ghost.
It turned out that it was awakened by the self-destruct "point" of the escalator monster last night before dying.
Then, he swallowed two energy beads in Chen Si's pocket, that is, those few transparent balls.
Under such energy stimulation, Chen Si's mobile phone successfully evolved into a robot of the round silicon family.
In addition, Chen Si also unexpectedly knew that the people of the circle silicon family and the line silicon family could not tell whether they were circles or lines before they were "pointed" to wake them up.
Unexpectedly, the transparent ball is actually the energy source of the silicon-based group.
Tsk tsk, it looks like I'm going to put this thing away.
"So..." Chen Si thought about it for a while, and finally got his own understanding. He opened his mouth and said, "You belong to me now?"
"In a sense, it is true!" Number 95588 replied with that strange childish voice.
A round silicon family robot of its own...
Chen Si looked at the palm-sized robot from head to foot, and from foot to head. After going back and forth several times, he fell into deep thought.
The Yuansilicon clan is not hostile to humans, Chen Si can be sure of this, but, to be honest, he always has an indescribable sense of weirdness if he really wants to have such a robot by his side.
Well…
He thought about it for a long time, and finally took a deep breath, and said to the little thing in front of him, "I can keep you, but you must pay attention to a few points."
The Yuansilicon family robot immediately pretended to be listening attentively, and stood there obediently.
"First, don't leave my sight without my permission."
"Second, don't hurt others unless I give you permission."
"Third..." Chen thought for a while, and after considering the meeting, he said again: "In the future, don't call me the officer, call me the master, and, your name will not be called the number 95588 in the future, just call it...Xiaoji... "
"Yes, master..."
Xiaoji reacted strongly.
-
Chen Si has kept many kinds of pets since he was a child, including common chickens, ducks, fish, dogs, turtles, and unusual lizards, mice, snakes, and even bear cubs and tiger cubs in the zoo where his parents work. played.
However, after so many years, he has never tried to keep his mobile phone as a pet.
Especially when he was on the toilet, Xiaoji crawled on his lap and stared at his crotch intently.
This feeling is really difficult for him to express in words.
"Master, why can your body excrete water?"
"I really want to know why."
"Master, there is something growing between your legs, do you need to cut it off for you?"
"unnecessary."
"Master, why?"
"Why, why, why are you a ghost! Are you a hundred thousand why?! Do you have any questions? Can you search on the wireless network!?"
Chen Si, who was playing games in front of the computer, got angry, and after a loud roar, he put on a headset for himself and concentrated on playing the game.
However, he hadn't played the game for a long time, when he saw Xiaoji running to the bottom of the screen, flashing brightly on his small screen: "Master, what is the password for the wireless network?"
Chen Si: "."
An hour later, after playing two games, Chen Si suddenly felt something was wrong.
Xiaoji, who had been making noise for several hours without stopping, unexpectedly had been quiet for an hour and didn't bother him anymore.
Not scientific.
Extremely unscientific.
So Chen Si quickly took off the earphones and scanned the study room. After not seeing Xiao Ji, he came to the living room, and suddenly found that Xiao Ji was walking back and forth in the living room in a crooked manner.
what's the situation?
Chen Si stepped forward and grabbed Xiaoji, and opened his mouth to ask, "Xiaoji, what's wrong with you?"
"Hey? Master, master? You, you, how are you!" Xiaoji's state was obviously not right, and even the smiling face on the screen was blurred.
Seeing this scene, Chen Si was at a loss, so he hurriedly shook his hands, hoping to shake Xiao Ji to his senses.
However, after a while, Xiaoji continued to speak unsteadily:
"Master, master, don't, don't shake it, hiccup. Little, Xiaoji, I'm fine, just, just a little dizzy. Hiccup"
gosh?
Hiccups?
How do you make it look like you're drunk! ?
Chen Si looked around the house with a dazed expression.
He doesn't remember that there is wine in his house?
Moreover, how does this electronic product drink alcohol?
Are you not afraid of short circuit?
He felt that it was necessary for him to find out the cause of the matter, so he asked again in a deep voice:
"Hey! Xiaoji, tell me, what happened!?"
"Hey, master, master, I didn't expect that you, your human network virus, hiccup, tastes really good." The smiling face on Xiaoji's screen became even bigger.
(End of this chapter)
Chen Si originally thought that he would not be able to encounter the strange problem of who would he save first when his girlfriend and mother fell into the water at the same time.
Because he doesn't have a girlfriend, and his mother swims better than him.
However, it turns out he was overthinking it.
Now the problem of swimming does not need to be decided by him, but now the problem of mobile phones has appeared.
You know, my mother bought this mobile phone for 8000 yuan to celebrate his birthday, and she specifically told him when she bought it.
The machine is there, but the machine is gone!
Although he knew it was a threat, and his mother couldn't really kill him, but the phone was really gone, and this meal was definitely going to be eaten.
How to do? !
Chen Si held up the chair, abruptly paused in the air, swaying unsteadily.
smash!
I will be beaten!
Do not smash!
This phone has mutated, maybe now I have to fight myself!
How to do!
Chen Si, who was uncertain about the weather, wanted to hammer it down several times, but his mother's smirk appeared in his mind, but he stopped his thoughts several times.
"Doo...Doo..."
The phone was still ringing, and the word 'Yao Huang' on the phone screen seemed to be mocking him.
After a while, the ringing stopped, and a smiling face appeared on the phone screen, looking at Chen Si with its head tilted.
"call…"
When he saw the smiling face, Chen Si subconsciously exhaled, then put down the chair in his hand, sat up, and looked at his mobile phone with a scrutinizing gaze.
He knew from the escalator monster yesterday afternoon and the refrigerator he saw on TV today that the silicon-based family can communicate.
So after examining it for a while, he opened his mouth and asked:
"who are you?"
"Crack!" After hearing Chen Si's inquiry, the mobile phone immediately straightened its posture and said in a voice similar to an electronic doll: "Sir! Yuansilicon family, red, number 95588, report to you!"
Chen Si was silent.
After a while, he asked again, "Where's my phone?"
"Report!" The round face expression on the phone said again: "Your previous communication tools were too low-level, and now the core components have been swallowed."
8000 yuan things, you can swallow them as soon as you say!
Have you asked me for my opinion? !
Chen Si raised the stool in his hand again.
And the mobile phone robot seemed to sense something, and added a sentence: "Your communication tool has been replaced by the number 95588. If you have any communication requirements, you can submit them at any time."
After a while, Chen Si finally put down the chair slowly again, and said coldly:
"Tell me, what's going on..."
Two minutes later, Chen Si learned about it through the simple description of this ghost.
It turned out that it was awakened by the self-destruct "point" of the escalator monster last night before dying.
Then, he swallowed two energy beads in Chen Si's pocket, that is, those few transparent balls.
Under such energy stimulation, Chen Si's mobile phone successfully evolved into a robot of the round silicon family.
In addition, Chen Si also unexpectedly knew that the people of the circle silicon family and the line silicon family could not tell whether they were circles or lines before they were "pointed" to wake them up.
Unexpectedly, the transparent ball is actually the energy source of the silicon-based group.
Tsk tsk, it looks like I'm going to put this thing away.
"So..." Chen Si thought about it for a while, and finally got his own understanding. He opened his mouth and said, "You belong to me now?"
"In a sense, it is true!" Number 95588 replied with that strange childish voice.
A round silicon family robot of its own...
Chen Si looked at the palm-sized robot from head to foot, and from foot to head. After going back and forth several times, he fell into deep thought.
The Yuansilicon clan is not hostile to humans, Chen Si can be sure of this, but, to be honest, he always has an indescribable sense of weirdness if he really wants to have such a robot by his side.
Well…
He thought about it for a long time, and finally took a deep breath, and said to the little thing in front of him, "I can keep you, but you must pay attention to a few points."
The Yuansilicon family robot immediately pretended to be listening attentively, and stood there obediently.
"First, don't leave my sight without my permission."
"Second, don't hurt others unless I give you permission."
"Third..." Chen thought for a while, and after considering the meeting, he said again: "In the future, don't call me the officer, call me the master, and, your name will not be called the number 95588 in the future, just call it...Xiaoji... "
"Yes, master..."
Xiaoji reacted strongly.
-
Chen Si has kept many kinds of pets since he was a child, including common chickens, ducks, fish, dogs, turtles, and unusual lizards, mice, snakes, and even bear cubs and tiger cubs in the zoo where his parents work. played.
However, after so many years, he has never tried to keep his mobile phone as a pet.
Especially when he was on the toilet, Xiaoji crawled on his lap and stared at his crotch intently.
This feeling is really difficult for him to express in words.
"Master, why can your body excrete water?"
"I really want to know why."
"Master, there is something growing between your legs, do you need to cut it off for you?"
"unnecessary."
"Master, why?"
"Why, why, why are you a ghost! Are you a hundred thousand why?! Do you have any questions? Can you search on the wireless network!?"
Chen Si, who was playing games in front of the computer, got angry, and after a loud roar, he put on a headset for himself and concentrated on playing the game.
However, he hadn't played the game for a long time, when he saw Xiaoji running to the bottom of the screen, flashing brightly on his small screen: "Master, what is the password for the wireless network?"
Chen Si: "."
An hour later, after playing two games, Chen Si suddenly felt something was wrong.
Xiaoji, who had been making noise for several hours without stopping, unexpectedly had been quiet for an hour and didn't bother him anymore.
Not scientific.
Extremely unscientific.
So Chen Si quickly took off the earphones and scanned the study room. After not seeing Xiao Ji, he came to the living room, and suddenly found that Xiao Ji was walking back and forth in the living room in a crooked manner.
what's the situation?
Chen Si stepped forward and grabbed Xiaoji, and opened his mouth to ask, "Xiaoji, what's wrong with you?"
"Hey? Master, master? You, you, how are you!" Xiaoji's state was obviously not right, and even the smiling face on the screen was blurred.
Seeing this scene, Chen Si was at a loss, so he hurriedly shook his hands, hoping to shake Xiao Ji to his senses.
However, after a while, Xiaoji continued to speak unsteadily:
"Master, master, don't, don't shake it, hiccup. Little, Xiaoji, I'm fine, just, just a little dizzy. Hiccup"
gosh?
Hiccups?
How do you make it look like you're drunk! ?
Chen Si looked around the house with a dazed expression.
He doesn't remember that there is wine in his house?
Moreover, how does this electronic product drink alcohol?
Are you not afraid of short circuit?
He felt that it was necessary for him to find out the cause of the matter, so he asked again in a deep voice:
"Hey! Xiaoji, tell me, what happened!?"
"Hey, master, master, I didn't expect that you, your human network virus, hiccup, tastes really good." The smiling face on Xiaoji's screen became even bigger.
(End of this chapter)
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