Everyone awakens a superpower

Chapter 3, the super power of distorting ancient texts

Next, under the cold eyes of many audiences, the curtain of the stage was pulled up, and a huge copper tripod was pushed from the raised floor to the stage behind.

The father of the orchestra, Guan Yue, stood in front of the bronze tripod with a smile on his face, and bowed and bowed to the audience with a smile.

This tripod was so huge that it almost occupied the entire stage.It is 20 meters high, ten meters wide, and it is said to weigh more than ten tons. Ordinary people can't shake the tripod at all.

But the wind music easily raised the tripod.

"Wow! That's amazing!!" The newcomers exclaimed and applauded happily.

Those old people who have seen it many times booed and booed.

"What the hell, isn't it just holding a tripod!"

"It's not interesting, let's go down quickly!!"

"This show is so rubbish! It's so boring!"

"This rubbish super power, this person still has the face to perform this shit show?"

"This kind of trash should go home and wait to die! Come out and show shame!"

"Yes! We want to see Lianlian, we want to see lotus growing on the soles of Lianlian's feet! Let Lianlian come out and dance again!!"

……

Listening to the overwhelming booing from the auditorium, Guan Le lowered his head and wiped away his tears.

I still remember when I performed this show for the first time, it was full of applause, laughter and cheers.As time goes by, the once kind and enthusiastic audience has become so harsh and indifferent.I once brought them joy, but now they have changed their countenance.

The orchestra felt extremely uncomfortable listening to it from below, especially seeing his father crying.This made the orchestra very distressed. He jumped onto the stage and shouted to the audience: "I hope you will be merciful. Many of you have applauded my father's performance. It's just that you If you see it a lot, it's not new. But aren't people very happy when they see my father perform for the first time?"

In order to defend his father, the orchestra jumped onto the stage facing hundreds of people in the auditorium.

Behind the orchestra, the wind musician put down the tripod, but whispered sadly to the orchestra: "Son! You shouldn't have come up!"

As for the sudden appearance of the orchestra, everyone in the audience who were dissatisfied with life and wanted to come to the theater to have fun was also angry.

"Ouch! What's wrong? The customer is God, how dare you hate God!!"

"Yes!! We are your food and clothing parents. What are you, if we don't come, you will eat farts!"

"What? I spent money to watch the show, why don't I tell if the show is not good?"

"Isn't it just a broken cauldron? And a sense of superiority!?"

……

Wave after wave of furious frenzy slapped towards the stage.

Orchestra wanted to say something, but his father, Guan Yue, bit his clothes with his mouth and pulled them backwards.

At this time, the organizer of the theater immediately jumped on the stage, apologized loudly to the angry audience, and told everyone present with a loudspeaker: "Adults don't remember the mistakes of villains, don't fight with someone who hasn't awakened super powers!" The common sense of a brat! In order to apologize to all the parents who live and eat, I will invite Lianlian to come on stage and dance a dance for the gods!!"

After the steward's voice fell, the scene immediately became quiet, and everyone waited for Lianlian's appearance full of anticipation.

Soon, the copper tripod was removed, and the beautiful woman with the "super power of growing lotus on the soles of her feet" came on stage. When passing by the orchestra and wind musician father and son, the woman gave them a vicious look. Obviously, Lian Lian, who was planning to rest Now that she played again, she was so angry that her head was about to smoke.

The dance needs to be re-performed, and the stage music team, set crew, lighting engineer, make-up artist, and musicians all have to be busy.

The band member kept apologizing to the staff and Lianlian, but received disdainful looks from people.

At this time, the orchestra also knew that he had made a serious mistake, and he began to feel a little nervous in his heart.

However, how could he turn a blind eye when his father was insulted by others?

"Crack!!!" "Ouch!!!"

The orchestra was awakened by a slap in the face, and standing in front of him was a tall man with a cigar in his mouth, wearing a suit and a big backed head.

"Old... Boss..."

Obviously, this man with extraordinary looks and height was the owner of the theatre. The owner slapped the orchestra, but the wind musicians did not dare to make a sound.

"Okay! You don't have to come tomorrow! This is your compensation!" The boss took out a stack of red banknotes, licked his fingers, counted 2000 yuan and threw it to the wind musician.

"Crack!" The 2000 yuan bill was thrown on Guan Le's face, and immediately scattered in all directions, all over the floor.

Guan Xian held his cheek that was so hot that it hurt so much that tears overflowed from his eyes. He stood aside and watched all this, feeling extremely aggrieved.However, he did not dare to resist because this was his father's leadership.

But Guan Yue accompanied him with a smiling face: "Okay! Thank you boss! I won't come today, and I won't come tomorrow, I'll come the day after tomorrow!! Isn't it boss!?"

"Fuck you! I told you not to use it in the future!!" the boss smacked his mouth and said fiercely, smoking a cigar.

Guan Le immediately pretended to be crying, and said loudly: "Boss! Don't! You fired me, how can I live like this! I have seven or eighty-year-old mothers, and one of them has useless superpowers. Wife, there is a son who has not awakened superpowers! If you fire me, my family will be finished! Boss! My good boss! Please do me a favor! I will work hard in the future! Never let my son come here to see me again!"

"Get out! No one likes your performance anymore! I have long wanted to fire you! There is an old saying that is good, what is it called 'the rabbit dies, the dirt dog sprays, the bird is fertilized, and the husband hides', you Do you understand what this means? Those audiences have already been fertilized, and you are useless!" The boss also played with an ancient proverb, but it was obviously wrong.

And the superpower of this boss is the "superpower of distorting ancient prose", there is no ancient poem or prose that he can't misinterpret.

When Guan Le heard it, he wailed loudly, as if mourning his concubine: "Boss! Please, please! Can't I kneel down to you!?"

"Hey! Don't you. Look at this everyone, I didn't use the 'kneeling superpower' on him!" The boss said to some staff watching the theater around him.

In fact, the boss only has the superpower of "distorting ancient Chinese characters", but this kind of useless superpower can't be said at all. How can he, a rich second generation who inherited the family inheritance, tell others that he has such a useless superpower.So, he thought hard for a long time, and finally his wife suggested to him that he had the "kneeling superpower" and could make anyone kneel in front of him.Fuck, this is awesome!
After careful rehearsal and planning, after several important figures kneeled to him in succession.People completely believed that he had the "kneeling superpower", and no one dared to provoke him anymore.And his business is booming.Because no one from the black or white side dares to trouble him. If the boss of any side kneels down to him, he will not be laughed to death by his brothers and subordinates. Where is the dignity?

"Dad!!! Don't do this! How can you kneel down to such a person? If you don't keep me here, I will keep you!" Guan Xuan looked at the wind instrument angrily and said.

When the boss heard this, he immediately laughed and nodded cheerfully: "Guan Yue! Your son is right, hahaha! As a human being, you have some backbone. Why kneel down? Get the money and get out!"

Guan Le clenched Yabang tightly, his eyes became sharper, his hunched waist straightened instantly, he stared at the boss, and said loudly: "I have worked here for so many years, and the compensation is only 2000 yuan! Isn't it a little less! ?”

"Hey! Too little? I don't want to give you a penny! Take the money and get out! Stop talking shit in front of me!" The boss became impatient.

"Ugh!!! How dare you hit my son!! I will fight with you!!!" At this time, the wind instrument shouted and rushed towards the boss.

(End of this chapter)