Daqin: I was overheard by Zulong

Chapter 277 Touman, can you be right?
Seeing Touman Shanyu's bewildered, sad and indignant expression, all the ministers of Daqin burst out laughing, and no one was surprised by Touman's expression.

But when the officials looked at the couplets made by Zhao Yi on the paper, they all gasped involuntarily.

Kong Jia was even more stunned. He originally thought that Zhao Yi would just make up a couplet for business, but he didn't expect it to be such a couplet.

"This, this is actually a Huiwenlian, my God, it is really a Huiwenlian, this is the first time I have seen someone make a Huiwenlian on the spot, this, this, this, who can live right?"

None of the ministers present, no matter if they were the elites of the aristocratic family or the great scholars of the world, could stand up to them. Everyone was dumbfounded. It was only at this moment that they realized that Touman's bewilderment made sense!
"Barbarian, I've been watching this for a long time, can you do it? Are you a prairie man? Please give me a quick word!" Zhao Yi waited for a long time, became impatient, and couldn't help but urge.

Touman's face was as red as blood, but he could only grit his teeth and shake his head and sigh. As a prairie man, he can naturally afford to lose!

Zhao Yi looked at Touman and shook his head, laughing and said: "That's right. It seems that Gu has overestimated your ability. This game doesn't count. Next, Gu will give you another chance. You must seize it!" "

As he said that, Zhao Yi wrote a line of large characters on the paper. This time the characters were a bit too much, but anyone could understand them.

Qinglinkou, blacksmiths, make red stoves, burn black charcoal, and work from south to north.

Whether it was Touman or the officials present, they didn't think there was anything wrong with the couplet written by Zhao Yi just now. Some people even really thought that Zhao Yi was throwing water on Touman.

But after everyone took a closer look at the pair, their eyes became straight again, and they all looked at Touman with sympathetic eyes.

Touman also noticed it at this time, and realized again that Zhao Yi hadn't released the water at all. On the contrary, the pair he made this time was more difficult than just now, if not worse!

This couplet seems simple, it just talks about a blacksmith forging iron, but in fact this couplet contains five elements.

Among the five elements, the green dragon in the east, so 'green forest' is the east, the white tiger in the west corresponds to 'white iron', the red bird in the south belongs to fire, and naturally matches the 'red furnace', the basalt in the north is water, the color is black, and the color of charcoal It is black, which corresponds to 'black charcoal! '

Therefore, to sum up, Zhao Yi's entire Shanglian, regardless of conception, conception, layout, and even strategy, has reached an extreme state of ingenuity and inefficiency.

So not only Touman couldn't deal with it, but also none of the ministers present could deal with it.

After all, it is not possible for ordinary people to match the number of words, as well as the artistic conception and the five elements.

Kong Jia looked at it for a long time, sighed deeply, shut up, and just shook his head. Just looking at these couplets today has dealt a great blow to his self-confidence.

Shusun Tong also suffered a great blow, but after all he saw it very openly, "The prince's couplet is indeed a release. Touman Chanyu, do you have a second couplet?"

Touman wants to kill people right now. He now feels like a clown, being constantly played by the Daqin officials present. If he had known this, he would not have made any shit. How happy it would be to do it directly. The big deal is Just die!
At this time, Touman also hated those aristocratic families in his heart, saying that no one can be right, it's all fucking bullshit, it makes my head buzzing now.

Seeing that Touman was silent for a long time, Yingzheng shouted loudly, "Touman, can you be right?"

Touman woke up with a start, and could only shake his head helplessly, with a resigned expression on his face.

Zhao Yi smiled and nodded, "After all, he's just a savage, and pairing is not suitable for you. I'll improve your memory at the end, and I'll give you the last couplet alone. Don't say I bully you this time, use you The best at it, take care."

Planting flowers and planting all kinds of flowers will eventually become all kinds of fragrances!
Touman's complexion tightened, homophonic couplets, double word couplets, the couplets that bothered him the most, he didn't expect that the last couplet that Zhao Yi made for himself was actually this thing!
I think he spent a lot of effort to recite those few couplets, but in the end he only recited two sentences, and he didn't understand the last sentence at all.

Right now, Zhao Yi also released a song, saying that he was giving himself a chance to match the pairs he was good at, but he couldn't even read it clearly, let alone get it right.

Touman understood that in this first couplet, Zhao Yi was still humiliating himself. He said he was giving himself a chance, but in fact he was repaying the other person with the same thing.

On the surface, it looks like everyone's demeanor, but in fact it is ridiculing oneself for being overconfident.

Touman saw it, and so did the officials. What everyone saw at the same time was that no one could figure out Zhao Yi's last couplet.

Kong Jia looked at it for a long time, shook his head and sighed, he was really hit this time, looking at Zhao Yi's three couplets, his brain was buzzing like a man, and in the end he didn't even say goodbye , directly left the hall.

Once upon a time, Kong Jia thought that Zhao Yi's punctuation, Chinese pinyin and dictionaries were just trails, and it was difficult to be elegant.

But today, looking at Zhao Yi's three couplets, and the couplet that Touman just faced, which one doesn't make Kong Jia feel ashamed?
Kong Jia felt that he was not worthy of the title of descendant of Confucius. He was so ashamed that he lost his ability to hide his face and left for the first time.

"Your Majesty, Mr. Kong did this unintentionally. Please leave." Shusuntong quickly covered up for Kong Jia, accused Ying Zheng, and then hurriedly chased him out.

Seeing this, Yingzheng was overjoyed, he was able to make Kong Jia autistic, he really picked the right prince.

"Touman, what else do you have to say?" Ying Zheng stood up and looked down at Touman.

Touman was overwhelmed with shame, his proud head finally hung down, "I lost, I am willing to stay in Xianyang, no matter what happens!"

At this point, Touman has been completely convinced, and even his self-proclaimed has changed.

"Okay, hahaha..." Ying Zheng laughed loudly, "I have already arranged a residence for you. It is next to the residence of King Donghu and Jizi's Korean royal family, so that you will not be so lonely together!"

Hearing Ying Zheng's words, Touman's eyes were tearing apart. He and King Donghu had a feud, and Jizi North Korea and King Donghu were allies. This was clearly digging a hole for himself.

Touman knew very well that if he let King Donghu know that he lived next door to him, he would definitely find fault with him.

On the grassland, Touman is naturally not afraid of him, King Donghu, but in Xianyang City, they are all pigs and dogs raised by Yingzheng. Touman's scalp feels numb just thinking about the scene of them killing each other.

(End of this chapter)