Chapter 57

Qian Song is no longer human, so he knows that it is impossible for him to experience auditory hallucinations.

The vague and hurried female voice just now couldn't have been imagined by him.

"Who is that woman? Why did you tell me to run?" Qian Song has been thinking about this question all the way. He has been low-key enough since he came to this Marvel world. Who would want to deal with him, a person who has no sense of existence?
It wasn't until he returned to the apartment that he realized that for such a long time, there was only one person who could communicate with him without his consent—the mantis girl in the Guardians of the Galaxy.

It is very possible that the warning just now was passed on to him by the mantis girl.

It shouldn't be possible for Mantis Girl to warn Qian Song who is far away on the earth. She should be warning the purple potato clone in their spaceship.

Out of curiosity, Qian Song sat on the sofa and closed his eyes, projected his consciousness into the depths of the universe, and switched to the half piece of purple sweet potato buried in the flower pot in the Xingjue spaceship.

The fist-sized purple potato has eyes, ears, nose, nose, and thin limbs, like a character in the animation of SpongeBob SquarePants. It seems that during this period of time, the tree man Groot and the crew have taken good care of this clone.

You must know that under normal circumstances, unless Qian Song takes the initiative to control it, his avatars are just dormant purple sweet potatoes and will not develop on their own.

The purple sweet potato baby opened his eyes, and the eyes were covered with scars.

There were flames all around and thick smoke billowing. It seemed that the spaceship had either crashed or been blown up.

The mantis girl is lying on the ground without knowing life and death, her right hand is covering the head of the purple potato baby - she can only exert spiritual influence through touching.

The big Drax was hanging on the remnant wing of the spaceship, and he was still holding the short knife tightly in his hand. Blood was dripping from the blade, and it was unknown whether it was the enemy's blood or Drax's own blood.

Except for the two of them, Star-Lord Quill, Tree-Man Groot, and Rocket Raccoon are all absent.

The purple sweet potato baby Qian Song jumped out of the potted plant, shook off the soil on his body, and pressed the pulse of the mantis girl with his tiny hands like a stickman.

Well, there is still a heartbeat, not dead.

He jumped and ran under the wing of the spaceship, trying to see if Drax was dead, but he couldn't reach it because he was too short.

Maybe it's because it's too far away from the main body, or maybe it's because this avatar is only half a piece of purple potato, which is inherently deficient, so Qian Song can't make it instantly transform into a human form like controlling other avatars—the transmission efficiency of demon power is too low up.

If the channel of monster power between the earth clones and the main body is compared to a river, then the channel between the purple sweet potato baby and the main body is only as thin as a milk tea straw.

In short, he now has the head of a big-headed doll and the limbs of a stickman, and he can only jump [-] to [-] centimeters in height. If it weren't for the life energy transmitted by the tree figure Groot every day during hibernation, he wouldn't even have limbs like a stickman Can grow out.

Just when Qian Song was about to wake up the mantis girl first, Drax suddenly woke up. He jumped like a carp and fell off the wing. Said: "Be careful! Quill!"

They must have been attacked by the enemy, but the battle was over long ago. The big man didn't know how long he had been in a coma. When he woke up, he immediately yelled out the words he was about to shout before he fainted.

As expected of Drax, the reflex arc is as slow as Alzheimer's.

Drax's dagger danced so fast that he didn't realize that he wasn't stabbing the enemy, but hacking the ship, until he had stabbed a dozen holes in the wreckage of the spaceship.

Looking around, Drax only saw the mantis woman lying on the ground, and then fixed his eyes on Qian Song:
"Little Tudou, what about Quill and the others?" Drax asked, and before Qian Song could answer, he said to himself again: "Oh, yes, I forgot that you can't speak..."

Qian Song walked up to Drax with short legs, raised his head and said, "Actually, I can talk... Also, I'm not a potato!"

"Oh! My ears!" It took more than ten seconds for Drax to respond. He tore his ears vigorously, stuck out his tongue, and retched, "Potatoes are talking! Potatoes are talking!" Got it! Vomit!"

A long time ago, when Qian Song was first "awakened" by Mantis Girl and grew eyes and noses in front of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Drax had already said that he was disgusting.

In the eyes of this big man, the mantis girl is the most disgusting creature in the world, and Qian Song, the "potato", ranks second.

Now, he felt that Qian Song had won, and Mantis Girl was going to be the runner-up.

Of course, feeling disgusted will not affect his friendship with his teammates. Drax is a real man, and he can risk his life to protect all the team members, including Mantis Girl and "Potato Man" Qian Song.

Qian Song patted Drex's ankle with a hand as thin as a line, and said, "Okay, let's vomit later, go and wake up Mantis Girl first! I just woke up and didn't know anything , she should know something."

Drax wiped the stomach acid from the corner of his mouth, walked quickly to the mantis girl, squatted down, suppressed the discomfort, and turned the mantis girl over.

Qian Song saw that his hands were gesticulating above Mantis Girl's chest for a long time, but he didn't press down, and asked in doubt, "What are you doing?"

"Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, you potatoes don't understand..." Drakes replied naturally: "It's just too disgusting, I can't do it with my hands, let alone my mouth."

"Wow!"

Qian Song couldn't bear to watch the big guy dawdling. He picked up a small watering can from the side of the flowerpot, and poured all the water on the mantis girl's forehead.

"what!!!!"

The Mantis Girl let out a scream, and was stimulated by the cold water to sit up suddenly, and bumped into Drax's mouth face-to-face.

The scene after this is enough for Qian Song to laugh for a year:
The mantis girl was still dazed when she just woke up, and let's not talk about it, since the moment the two of them parted their lips, Drax's body has been frozen.

Until 2 minutes later, he kept the same movement, motionless, like a wood carving.

If it weren't for the two lines of clear tears gushing from the tiger's eyes, others would have thought he was dead.

Drax has only cried twice in his life, the first time when he learned that his wife and daughter were killed by Thanos, and the second time is now.

Seeing that Drax was crying, the mantis girl instinctively stretched out her hand and patted his arm, trying to comfort him, who knew that she read Drax's emotions in an instant, and burst into tears instantly: "Oh, my God, you My heart is so sad... I'm sorry... woo woo woo!"

Qian Song on the side felt that his energy for complaining was about to overflow - what sand sculptures are there in the Guardians of the Galaxy?

Isn't there a normal person?
Why did you cry?Regardless of Quill and them?

How on earth did you survive the perilous journey of the universe until now?
Qian Song recalled the scene of Quill dancing in the movie, and thought of the tragic death of Ronan, and he suddenly understood that they used the power of sand sculptures to kill the enemy stupidly.

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