God-level funeral: creating a mysterious past

Chapter 16 No, You're Dead

"Seeing off the guests!" Zhang Chuan turned and left with a flick of his sleeves.

Just kidding, who will send this money?

But just as he was about to enter the house, his feet suddenly sank, and when he looked down, SpongeBob SquarePants was hanging on his lap.

"No, if you don't hold a funeral for Brother Squidward, his soul won't be able to rest in peace!"

Tears welled up in his eyes, Spongebob howled, his eyes full of pleading.

"Okay, then I promise you, SpongeBob SquarePants."

"really?"

Hearing these conversations, Zhang Chuan was a little speechless, but he didn't agree, it was said by Pai Daxing who ran to his side at some point.

"I can give you another chance, but only if you can get a reward that I'm satisfied with." Zhang Chuan didn't believe that a son of the world would be so poor.

SpongeBob let go of Zhang Chuan, took out something in his pocket, and then took out something that surprised everyone.

It was a beautiful blue gemstone, its light blue transparent appearance was as dazzling as the sea, and its heart-shaped shape was even more special.

"Oh! It's so beautiful!" Even Pai Daxing stared at the blue gem.

"I picked it up. I don't know if it can be used as a reward." SpongeBob SquarePants was a little uncertain, looking at Zhang Chuan nervously, as if afraid that he would not agree.

After taking the gem, a cool feeling extended from my arms to my brain. I felt refreshed for a while, and even the scenery in front of me became clearer.

nice one!Zhang Chuan looked at the sapphire, and it was extraordinary just because it could calm people down.

"Host, after identification, this should be the heart of the ocean." The system said to him, "and, it has unique properties."

Seeing Zhang Chuan's suspicious eyes under the mask, the system explained, "That is to say, it can be exchanged for items with the same name and surname from me, but in essence, they are two different items."

"But there are too many uncertainties in unique items, so it depends on how you choose the host. By the way, this gem contains powerful power, but what is missing, it is a collectible item."

But Zhang Chuan had a hard time making a choice, "If I sell it to you, how much can I exchange for it?"

"It can't even reach 100 million. After the discount, it can only be settled according to the recovery price of ordinary gems. Host, my suggestion is to stay."

After a little thought, Zhang Chuan decided to believe the words of the system, after all, the two are a community connected by fate.

"Yes, but it's just an ordinary gemstone, not worth much." Zhang Chuan handed over the system that had been turned into a booklet, "You can only choose some cheap funerals."

After accepting the gems himself, SpongeBob SquarePants had to bear the expenses, but Zhang Chuan, who had no money, could only borrow from the system.

Glancing at the greedy system, I don't know how much interest I will get for myself.

"SpongeBob SquarePants, look, this one looks like Brother Squidward."

"I need to give Brother Octopus a bigger house."

After the two laughed and muttered for a while, Zhang Chuan took the system that was handed back, and after a casual glance, his eyes almost fell out of fright.

Ten million. Eighty million!
What the hell did they order!
Call of Cthulhu, Phantom of R'lyeh, Worship of the Deep Ones
What the hell did you choose, it cost 8000 million!Even if it is halved, it will cost 4000 million. How can he have so much money.

"No! I don't agree!" Zhang Chuan repeatedly refused, but when he finished speaking, the gemstone in his hand was taken away in an instant, and even he didn't react.

I saw SpongeBob carefully protecting the Heart of the Ocean, and retreating cautiously, "If you don't agree to us, this stone will not be handed over to you!"

"That's right, what SpongeBob SquarePants said is right!" Pai Daxing also stretched out his hand in protest.

This puts Zhang Chuan in a difficult situation. That piece of blue gemstone not only has the effect of purifying the heart, but even when holding it in his hand, his sense of martial arts is even a little bit loose.

He must be reluctant to say that he refused to trade.

"Host, it doesn't matter if you are afraid of not having enough money, interest is free!"

"Then I really thank you." Zhang Chuan said indifferently, and now he has another debt.

"Hey hey, don't be so polite!"

"I'm not complimenting you." He chose to compromise, that gem was indeed very important to him. "Okay, you win."

"Ooooh, yeah!" the yellow sponge and the pink starfish shouted excitedly.

The city of Beechburg is located in the blue sea.

In front of the house of the portrait of Easter Island, the door was slammed.

Brother Octopus, who was just about to take a nap in bed, was woken up by the sudden noise.

"Brother Octopus, Brother Octopus, look who we brought here!" The familiar voice reached his ears, he couldn't bear it anymore, Brother Octopus grabbed his nightcap and walked out.

"SpongeBob SquarePants, I told you, I'm almost dead, and you can't disturb the sleep of a dead man!"

"That's right, Brother Squidward, but I just want you to rest in peace. Your soul still exists in this world and there is no peace." SpongeBob SquarePants said cautiously, poking his fingers.

"Okay, okay, I'm not dead, can you go back now!" Brother Octopus pointed to the outside, and said fiercely to the sponge in front of him.

"No, you're dead." A voice I've never heard before came, and a monkfish with a wide mouth and eyes slanted to one side, full of wisdom, came out beside him, "I can feel the confusion deep in your heart and fear."

This is Zhang Chuan wearing the headgear provided by the system, which allows people to move freely underwater.

"Who is this ugly monster?" Looking at this terrifying face and the man in black robe walking out behind him, Brother Octopus shouted in horror, "What are you trying to do! Let me go!"

The man in black raised him up, "We will hold a grand funeral for you, please rest assured, we are a professional team, please rest well now."

"Wait a minute! I'm not dead, listen to my explanation." As soon as the words fell, a hand knife slashed Brother Octopus' neck, causing him to faint instantly.

Zhang Chuan took it back and nodded towards the men in black robes, and they took Brother Octopus to do the preparation work.

How could he give up this funeral?This heart of the ocean is a must.

"Brother Squid will be okay?" SpongeBob looked a little uneasy watching him being pulled away.

"Please rest assured that this is just preliminary work, and you will have satisfactory results in a few days."

A net bag was handed to SpongeBob SquarePants by Zhang Chuan, "Now you can catch jellyfish, just wait patiently."

"Catch jellyfish! Catch jellyfish!" Holding the net bag, he was very excited, and ran towards the stone house next to him, "Pai Daxing, let's catch jellyfish together!"

(End of this chapter)