Chapter 10
Seeing that his singing didn't impress the ugly girl in front of him, Xing continued to be a demon.

"Beautiful donkey! The original price of my pair of expensive sneakers is two yuan, because you are a beautiful donkey, it is one yuan and five! I will take you an extra steamed bun!"

Saying that, Xing put down his sneakers and was going to get the steamed buns.

The ugly girl got a little impatient: "I'm calling the police!"

Xing was helpless, with a bitter look on his face.

I had to throw the steamed buns back into the drawer.

But he was not very reconciled: "Hey, the law is nothing more than human feelings, in fact, I'm not afraid of you calling the police.

Pretty donkey, the more I look at you, the prettier you become..."

The ugly girl was indifferent and just focused on making peace.

"Hey..." Xing, who was extremely psychologically strong, sighed and sang again.

He sang very deeply.

The ugly girl was a little overwhelmed: "Stop singing, stop singing, hurry up and go!"

The star does not go.

Ugly girl: "If you want to sing, go to the mountain over there and sing, only crazy people sing here!"

Xing raised his hand and said with an exaggerated expression: "I don't agree with what you say, you handsome donkey. Those who sing here are not necessarily crazy. I am not a beggar either. My name is Xing. I have never given up on being a The ideal of the great composer..."

At this time, a pork guy carrying pork stopped.

He seemed to be infected by Xing's words. He took off his glasses, his eyes were red, and he looked very encouraged.

Then, Pork Guy also revealed his heart very frankly: "I, Pork Guy, have never given up on my ideal of becoming a great dancer!..."

Then, with a loud cry, she threw off the water skirt on her body, twisted her fat body, and walked towards the star.

The two looked at each other, as if when they saw Zhong Ji, he was actually on the side of the street, and they danced unscrupulously.

Seeing this, the passers-by on the road all stopped to watch, as if the small universe hidden in their hearts had been aroused, and all of them were angry.

Xing and pork guy are dancing very high!Then came another sauce pop.

Even the ugly girl seemed to be infected, and her legs and the hands that were facing each other couldn't help moving.

Finally, the proprietress who is fatter than the pork guy came out.

With a cigarette in his mouth, he has a fierce look on his face.

The girl's voice was very loud: "Are you full and full, stand up straight for the old lady, put your hands down, and straighten your neck...

Are you crazy?What dance are you doing here?What dance?

Damn girl, it's really useless!
I'm just going to make a mask, and you're messing up here, bitch! ..."

Xing was a little annoyed, and came over to argue with this dead fat woman.

The dead fat woman is very arrogant and even more fierce.

Pointing at Xing, he shouted: "Smelly beggar, what do you want to do here? Do you want to be beaten? Believe it or not, I will smother you to death?"

Xing suddenly withered, and said weakly: "You, you, you! Don't scold people so harshly, I'm here to buy steamed buns..."

Wei Ran couldn't stand it anymore.

Finally, he remembered his oath, and remembered the phrase "The wicked need to be grinded by the wicked".

Wei Ran let out a loud roar, like a chivalrous man who has seen a rough road, he walked towards this fat woman in a very cool way.

He made Chen Guokun's signature hand gesture towards the fat woman: "Smelly bitch! You're so fucking stupid!
Do you understand performance art?Does Shanke understand?Street dance, square dance, understand?

If you don’t understand, don’t bully me! "

The dead fat woman's mouth was trembling with the cigarette in her mouth, and a fierce light appeared in the depths of her eyes.

The next moment, the dead fat woman gritted her teeth and let out a roar, her fat arms swung back forcefully, and her coat was torn apart...

"Boy, you are looking for death! Wow, the authentic Buddhist lioness roars..."

Losing is not losing, Wei Ran yelled out of nowhere: "Shaolin's powerful vajra legs..."

Just as he was about to be beaten, he was woken up from his dream by a dull, clear and dull, "clang bang bang bang" wall crash.

Immediately afterwards, there was a low-pitched chant from the opposite sex.

"Ummmmmm, ahhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Hey, Xi, you are awesome, come on..."

Then, there was an even more violent wall crash.

Wei Ran was woken up from the dream with lingering fears, and soon woke up.

It soon became clear what the sound was?Obviously, it's Japanese!

Renovation of houses, the sound insulation effect is very poor.

The middle partition should be a wooden wall.

What a coincidence, the head of the bed next door is against this wooden wall.

The beds in the cheap apartment are all fake!

It looks like that, but to be honest, it really can't stand the life-threatening sports of two adults.

Wei Ran subconsciously shook his bed, and a "creaking" sound came out immediately.

The neighbor next door seemed to have heard his movements, and the woman who was performing "Japanese" just now laughed "giggle".

The man who was working was dissatisfied, and he gasped and said, "You bitch, can you be more professional? Are you still talking about professional ethics? Are you worthy of my 200 yuan?"

The woman smiled more cheerfully.

After laughing, as if he was afraid that Wei Ran would run out of bullets while practicing his skills, he said loudly, "Brother, don't worry, wait for me, we'll be done here in a while!"

The man who worked so hard scolded him even harder!And he was breathing even harder!
Wei Ran was speechless.

What the hell!

Really, there is not even a clean place!
Strict scrutiny outside, these women have come to the apartment without capital business!

But indeed, I have to thank this bitch, if it weren't for this bitch's "Japanese", in the dream, he might have been beaten up by that fat woman.

..........................................

"Is there any reward for such a dream?"

As soon as the thoughts in Wei Ran's mind surfaced, the system panel appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness.

"Host: Wei Ran
System Level: Level 1

Complete abuse index: 23/1000
Popularity Index: 789
Task: Raise the popularity index to 10000.

Skills: Dreaming
Newly obtained system reward: Vigorous King Kong legs. "

Seeing that the abuse index has only increased by five points, and the popularity index has only increased by 100 points, Wei Ran is a little depressed.

"It's too difficult, it's really too difficult! If this continues, it will be upgraded to the Year of the Monkey!"

While feeling frustrated, Wei Ran's eyes lit up because he saw the system rewards in the last column.

"Digital King legs?" Is this true?Is it possible to get such an awesome reward for just having such a half-baked dream?

The tacit system answered his questions again, but he was still a choking fart: "Of course it's true!
You should have played the game, right?
Now that you are a rookie, it is easy for a novice to get entry-level rewards from the system!
It will be hard to say in the future!
The opportunity to dream is not something you just want to have!
Next time, you will have to wait until you level up, or accumulate your popularity index above [-] points!

Let's do it and cherish it! "

Wei Ran understood in his heart, and complained: "You can die if you don't run on people! Can't you speak well? You can do it and cherish it! Do you understand what it means to do it and cherish it?"

In the midst of the slander, someone knocked on the door, and then, a "Japanese girl" asked from outside the door.

"Handsome pot? Here I come! It's been a long night, let me accompany you?"

(End of this chapter)

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