Doomsday layman
Chapter 31 Just kidding (ask for collection, please recommend tickets)
Chapter 31 Just kidding (ask for collection, please recommend tickets)
In the office, Zhang Danni put down the folding chair and helped Zhou Lei up: "Are you okay?"
Zhou Lei received a few punches, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but he still laughed dryly: "It's okay."
Suddenly, he saw Qu Yang rushing out of the bathroom with a broom in his hand, and he was about to throw it at Zhang Danni.
Zhou Lei exclaimed: "Be careful, Zhang."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bang, and someone kicked the door of the office open.The sound was so loud that it was as if a grenade had been thrown, and the door panel was kicked so hard that it almost fell to the ground.
Qu Yang was startled by the sudden sound, and stopped involuntarily.
It was Qin Tiezhu who kicked the door, Qu Yang's face changed when he saw this big guy.Then Liu Lang came in with an engineer shovel, and he hurriedly threw the broom on the ground.
Liu Lang had a harmless smile on his face: "What is this for?"
Jiang Fuman said quickly: "Captain Liu, it's okay, young people are just joking."
"Oh, just kidding, right?" Liu Lang laughed, patted Jiang Fuman's shoulder and said, "It's all right, Boss Jiang, don't be nervous."
Jiang Fuman laughed along with him: "Yes, yes, nothing happened."
Zhou Lei was furious and said with a blush on his neck: "Brother, he"
"Do not talk."
Liu Lang waved his hand, then walked to Qu Yang and said with a smile: "How is it, was it fun just now?"
Qu Yang was a little flustered, and smiled reluctantly: "It's okay, it's okay."
"It's okay." Liu Lang was still smiling one second, but suddenly changed his face the next second, and stabbed Qu Yang's stomach hard with the handle of an engineer shovel.
Where did Qu Yang suffer from this kind of pain? He just felt that the handle was going to be stabbed into his stomach.
The whole person suddenly bowed into a ball like a boiled prawn, his face flushed suddenly, and he retched again and again but couldn't spit out anything.
"Captain Liu, what are you?" Jiang Fuman was startled and was about to run up.
Liu Lang patted Qu Yang's shoulder and said to the fat man with a smile on his face, "It's all right, I'm just playing around with him."
As he spoke, he suddenly slapped Qu Yang on the face with an engineering shovel, causing him to scream and fall on the desk, knocking over all the computer screen and cups on it.
The woman behind the desk who looked like a secretary in a red dress screamed in fright.
Liu Lang glared at her: "Shut up, or I'll throw you out to feed the living corpse!"
The woman quickly covered her mouth with her hands, not daring to scream anymore, she didn't want to become a living corpse's ration.
Only then did Liu Lang look at Zhou Lei, and said with a smile, "Now you can talk about what's going on, Xiao Zhou."
Zhou Lei immediately pointed at Qu Yang: "Brother, this bastard just wanted to grab Miss Zhang's water bottle, but if I refused, he would hit me."
Jiang Fuman said anxiously: "It's not like that, it's not like that. Xiaoyang didn't want to grab it, he just asked you for some water. Do you just drink saliva if you don't want to, do you need to use your hands?"
Zhang Danni snorted and said: "Is his tone begging for it? I've said it all, we don't have enough water to drink, you want to find it yourself. In the end, he came up to grab it with curses, and asked for it." It’s not that Xiao Zhou is here, the kettle has already been snatched away by him.”
When Liu Lang heard it, he roughly understood it.
Jiang Fuman still said: "Now that everyone is in trouble, shouldn't we help each other? Give us some water to drink, and when we find water, we can return it to you. Why beat people?"
Liu Lang laughed dryly: "Boss Jiang is wrong to say that. The water belongs to us. We give it for love, not for duty. But your nephew actually robbed it, so he deserves the beating."
Qu Yang got up, covered his face, and stared at Liu Lang with resentment in his eyes.Suddenly, he saw Liu Lang sticking a gun behind his waist, and his face changed.
Liu Lang glanced at him: "Why, don't you agree?"
"No." Qu Yang lowered his head, not daring to offend Liu Lang.Otherwise, this guy might have killed himself with a single shot.
Liu Lang nodded: "It's not the best. I went to the management office on the second floor just now, and I probably figured out the situation in this mall."
He said to Zhang Danni and the others: "Get ready, I thought of a way, maybe we can get us out of the mall."
When Jiang Fuman heard this, he hurriedly said, "Captain Liu, then let's go"
Liu Lang smiled and spread his hands: "Unfortunately, my ability is limited and I cannot lead so many people. Boss Jiang, please wish yourself well."
Jiang Fuman was anxious: "No, Captain Liu, we have something to talk about."
"uncle!"
Qu Yang came over and grabbed Jiang Fuman: "Forget it, it may not be safe to go out now. If we stay here, we might be able to wait for rescue, so don't embarrass Captain Liu."
Liu Lang's heart moved slightly.
Jiang Fuman thought he heard it wrong, and the one who couldn't stay in the two days of arguing was his elder nephew.Why, now that Liu Lang is scared, I dare not pester him anymore?
Qu Yang coughed dryly, bowed to Zhang Danni and Zhou Lei, and said, "I'm sorry, I was impulsive just now, and I didn't intend to offend you two, please forgive me."
Zhang Danni couldn't react, why did this guy's attitude change so quickly?
Qu Yang said to Liu Lang again: "Captain Liu, we won't cause you any trouble. However, I saw you have a gun. Can you give it to us for self-protection?"
gun?
Zhang Danni looked Liu Lang up and down, only to realize that this guy really had a pistol stuck in his waist.
Liu Lang snorted and agreed readily: "Okay, I'm not very good at using this gun anyway, so I'll give it to you."
He stretched out his hand to touch, and pulled out the gun from the back of his waist, then pointed the gun to the ground, and handed it to Qu Yang: "Here, take it."
After Qu Yang took it, he suddenly raised the pistol and pressed the muzzle against Liu Lang's forehead. A smile gradually bloomed on his face.
"Hahaha, idiot! Did you really give me the gun? I'm so damn thankful to you!"
This dramatic scene made Jiang Fuman stunned, and the fat man said, "Xiaoyang, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing?" Qu Yang roared, "I'm taking revenge, uncle! This bastard almost killed me just now, now that I have a gun, I think he still dares to do it!"
Xiao Qimei took two steps forward: "Boss Jiang, what are you doing, tell him to put down the gun quickly."
Jiang Fuman was also sweating profusely: "Yes, Xiaoyang, put down the gun quickly."
"You are stupid, Uncle!" Qu Yang roared, "What time is it, you still listen to this little girl. Uncle, think about it, this Liu doesn't care about our life or death at all."
"He clearly has a way to get out, but he refuses to take us with him. Why do we let him go?"
"This..." Jiang Fuman suddenly felt that what his nephew said was indeed reasonable.
Qu Yang continued: "Uncle, didn't they say that there is a helicopter at the headquarters of Xiaoshan Group? If I kill them, we can take a helicopter and leave the city."
"Besides, didn't you say that even in your dreams you want to sleep with that young lady of the Xiao family? Now the opportunity is right in front of you, uncle!"
"Xiao Yang!" Jiang Fu was full of embarrassment, how could this nephew bring such a thing out.
Xiao Qimei's complexion changed, she looked at Jiang Fuman with mixed expressions of surprise and anger, she never thought that this man who could soon be her father would have such a dirty mind!
(End of this chapter)
In the office, Zhang Danni put down the folding chair and helped Zhou Lei up: "Are you okay?"
Zhou Lei received a few punches, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but he still laughed dryly: "It's okay."
Suddenly, he saw Qu Yang rushing out of the bathroom with a broom in his hand, and he was about to throw it at Zhang Danni.
Zhou Lei exclaimed: "Be careful, Zhang."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bang, and someone kicked the door of the office open.The sound was so loud that it was as if a grenade had been thrown, and the door panel was kicked so hard that it almost fell to the ground.
Qu Yang was startled by the sudden sound, and stopped involuntarily.
It was Qin Tiezhu who kicked the door, Qu Yang's face changed when he saw this big guy.Then Liu Lang came in with an engineer shovel, and he hurriedly threw the broom on the ground.
Liu Lang had a harmless smile on his face: "What is this for?"
Jiang Fuman said quickly: "Captain Liu, it's okay, young people are just joking."
"Oh, just kidding, right?" Liu Lang laughed, patted Jiang Fuman's shoulder and said, "It's all right, Boss Jiang, don't be nervous."
Jiang Fuman laughed along with him: "Yes, yes, nothing happened."
Zhou Lei was furious and said with a blush on his neck: "Brother, he"
"Do not talk."
Liu Lang waved his hand, then walked to Qu Yang and said with a smile: "How is it, was it fun just now?"
Qu Yang was a little flustered, and smiled reluctantly: "It's okay, it's okay."
"It's okay." Liu Lang was still smiling one second, but suddenly changed his face the next second, and stabbed Qu Yang's stomach hard with the handle of an engineer shovel.
Where did Qu Yang suffer from this kind of pain? He just felt that the handle was going to be stabbed into his stomach.
The whole person suddenly bowed into a ball like a boiled prawn, his face flushed suddenly, and he retched again and again but couldn't spit out anything.
"Captain Liu, what are you?" Jiang Fuman was startled and was about to run up.
Liu Lang patted Qu Yang's shoulder and said to the fat man with a smile on his face, "It's all right, I'm just playing around with him."
As he spoke, he suddenly slapped Qu Yang on the face with an engineering shovel, causing him to scream and fall on the desk, knocking over all the computer screen and cups on it.
The woman behind the desk who looked like a secretary in a red dress screamed in fright.
Liu Lang glared at her: "Shut up, or I'll throw you out to feed the living corpse!"
The woman quickly covered her mouth with her hands, not daring to scream anymore, she didn't want to become a living corpse's ration.
Only then did Liu Lang look at Zhou Lei, and said with a smile, "Now you can talk about what's going on, Xiao Zhou."
Zhou Lei immediately pointed at Qu Yang: "Brother, this bastard just wanted to grab Miss Zhang's water bottle, but if I refused, he would hit me."
Jiang Fuman said anxiously: "It's not like that, it's not like that. Xiaoyang didn't want to grab it, he just asked you for some water. Do you just drink saliva if you don't want to, do you need to use your hands?"
Zhang Danni snorted and said: "Is his tone begging for it? I've said it all, we don't have enough water to drink, you want to find it yourself. In the end, he came up to grab it with curses, and asked for it." It’s not that Xiao Zhou is here, the kettle has already been snatched away by him.”
When Liu Lang heard it, he roughly understood it.
Jiang Fuman still said: "Now that everyone is in trouble, shouldn't we help each other? Give us some water to drink, and when we find water, we can return it to you. Why beat people?"
Liu Lang laughed dryly: "Boss Jiang is wrong to say that. The water belongs to us. We give it for love, not for duty. But your nephew actually robbed it, so he deserves the beating."
Qu Yang got up, covered his face, and stared at Liu Lang with resentment in his eyes.Suddenly, he saw Liu Lang sticking a gun behind his waist, and his face changed.
Liu Lang glanced at him: "Why, don't you agree?"
"No." Qu Yang lowered his head, not daring to offend Liu Lang.Otherwise, this guy might have killed himself with a single shot.
Liu Lang nodded: "It's not the best. I went to the management office on the second floor just now, and I probably figured out the situation in this mall."
He said to Zhang Danni and the others: "Get ready, I thought of a way, maybe we can get us out of the mall."
When Jiang Fuman heard this, he hurriedly said, "Captain Liu, then let's go"
Liu Lang smiled and spread his hands: "Unfortunately, my ability is limited and I cannot lead so many people. Boss Jiang, please wish yourself well."
Jiang Fuman was anxious: "No, Captain Liu, we have something to talk about."
"uncle!"
Qu Yang came over and grabbed Jiang Fuman: "Forget it, it may not be safe to go out now. If we stay here, we might be able to wait for rescue, so don't embarrass Captain Liu."
Liu Lang's heart moved slightly.
Jiang Fuman thought he heard it wrong, and the one who couldn't stay in the two days of arguing was his elder nephew.Why, now that Liu Lang is scared, I dare not pester him anymore?
Qu Yang coughed dryly, bowed to Zhang Danni and Zhou Lei, and said, "I'm sorry, I was impulsive just now, and I didn't intend to offend you two, please forgive me."
Zhang Danni couldn't react, why did this guy's attitude change so quickly?
Qu Yang said to Liu Lang again: "Captain Liu, we won't cause you any trouble. However, I saw you have a gun. Can you give it to us for self-protection?"
gun?
Zhang Danni looked Liu Lang up and down, only to realize that this guy really had a pistol stuck in his waist.
Liu Lang snorted and agreed readily: "Okay, I'm not very good at using this gun anyway, so I'll give it to you."
He stretched out his hand to touch, and pulled out the gun from the back of his waist, then pointed the gun to the ground, and handed it to Qu Yang: "Here, take it."
After Qu Yang took it, he suddenly raised the pistol and pressed the muzzle against Liu Lang's forehead. A smile gradually bloomed on his face.
"Hahaha, idiot! Did you really give me the gun? I'm so damn thankful to you!"
This dramatic scene made Jiang Fuman stunned, and the fat man said, "Xiaoyang, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing?" Qu Yang roared, "I'm taking revenge, uncle! This bastard almost killed me just now, now that I have a gun, I think he still dares to do it!"
Xiao Qimei took two steps forward: "Boss Jiang, what are you doing, tell him to put down the gun quickly."
Jiang Fuman was also sweating profusely: "Yes, Xiaoyang, put down the gun quickly."
"You are stupid, Uncle!" Qu Yang roared, "What time is it, you still listen to this little girl. Uncle, think about it, this Liu doesn't care about our life or death at all."
"He clearly has a way to get out, but he refuses to take us with him. Why do we let him go?"
"This..." Jiang Fuman suddenly felt that what his nephew said was indeed reasonable.
Qu Yang continued: "Uncle, didn't they say that there is a helicopter at the headquarters of Xiaoshan Group? If I kill them, we can take a helicopter and leave the city."
"Besides, didn't you say that even in your dreams you want to sleep with that young lady of the Xiao family? Now the opportunity is right in front of you, uncle!"
"Xiao Yang!" Jiang Fu was full of embarrassment, how could this nephew bring such a thing out.
Xiao Qimei's complexion changed, she looked at Jiang Fuman with mixed expressions of surprise and anger, she never thought that this man who could soon be her father would have such a dirty mind!
(End of this chapter)
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