Doomsday layman
Chapter 286 You Are So Poor
Chapter 286 You Are So Poor
"Hey, there's a trap set up here? Did Xiaoxue see it? They are trying to catch them like turtles."
Liu Lang folded his arms around his chest, looking at the ceiling above with great interest, guessing what kind of tricks Jiang Mengsi and his gang were going to play.
After the ceiling above was closed, a circle of stands was exposed. This circle of stands was added not long ago, with crude materials and obvious solder joints.
squeak-
There were people walking in the stands, and after a while, Jiang Mengsi leaned against the edge of the stands, extruding a wonderful shape between her chest and the railing.
"Miss Jiang, weren't you going to take a shower? Why did you run up there?" Liu Lang said with a smile.
A dark-skinned man walked up to Jiang Mengsi and snorted: "When death is imminent, how dare you speak hard."
Liu Lang spread his hands: "Who are you, please move out of the way? I didn't hear me talking to the beauty. Which zoo is this a gorilla?"
There were a few chuckles immediately in the stands.
The gorilla-like dark-skinned man looked around angrily, then patted himself on the chest and said, "My father, Wu Hanxing, is the head of this waterworks. Your surname is Liu, and now you are a turtle in the urn. Let me see if you still dare to be arrogant." !"
Liu Lang gasped: "You are the head of the house, my God, I thought Miss Jiang was the big sister, but it turned out that you are the head of the house."
"I said the chimpanzee, since you are the head of the family, why didn't you go out on your own just now. Let a woman speak for you, you are not an embroidered pillow, you are not good, are you?"
Wu Hanxing scolded angrily: "Put your mother's shit on, that's called wisdom, what do you know? You brats, I know you too well. You can't move your eyes when you see Mengsi. I asked Mengsi to use beauty tricks I tricked you in, and once the door is closed, you are not at my mercy."
"There is such a convenient way, why should I do it myself? How about it, you surnamed Liu, you should be dumbfounded. Don't piss and look at yourself, even a kid like you who hasn't grown hair yet dares to fall in love with you." my woman."
Wu Hanxing put his arms around Jiang Mengxing, showing Liu Lang his hand on purpose.
Liu Lang shook his head again and again: "Poor, poor."
Wu Hanxing frowned and shouted, "Who do you think is pitiful!"
Liu Lang pointed at him and Jiang Mengsi: "Hey, everyone, look, you chimpanzee used to seduce others with your own women to earn your current family business. What's the difference between this and a pimp, I'm afraid it's not you Green grasslands have grown on your head, but you are still complacent here. You are not pitiful, who is pitiful."
"And Jiang Mengsi, you are a woman who looks like that. But you are in love with a chimpanzee. Why, a beauty matches a beast? You are willing to seduce a man for him. You are also a pitiful person."
Wu Hanxing yelled in anger, took out a pistol and said, "Stinky boy, believe it or not, I'll kill you right now!"
"Don't worry, Master Wu."
Jiang Mengsi gently pulled his hand down, and then gave Liu Lang a wink: "I didn't expect you to be eloquent at such a young age. I think you have deceived many little girls. But if you want to deal with my old lady, you are too tender." Point. You are only worthy of drinking my mother’s bath water.”
A big nose not far away said, "Miss Mengsi, let me drink your bath water anytime."
Wu Hanxing glared at him fiercely: "Get out, what's the matter with you here."
Big Nose was not annoyed, he giggled a few times and continued to stare at Jiang Mengsi and drool.
Liu Lang waved his hands and said, "Don't, don't, I'm not that harsh. Save your bath water to feed that chimpanzee. Let's get straight to the point. You need to be sensible, open the door quickly, pour tea and admit your mistake." , then I can consider giving you a lighter punishment."
"Otherwise, you will bear the consequences."
Wu Hanxing burst out laughing, pointed at Liu Lang and said, "Listen, this kid is crazy. How long has it been since he was here to still dare to be so arrogant? If you want me to pour tea with him and admit my mistake, my brain will be caught in the door!"
Liu Lang waved his hand and said, "Go, go, I'm not interested in a chimpanzee. Even if you are willing, I have to be willing to drink."
"you--"
Wu Hanxing was so angry that the seven holes were smoking, and he wanted to kill the little bastard down there.
Jiang Mengsi grabbed him again, and said to Liu Lang with a smile: "We should be the ones to say this. If you are sensible, quickly ask your people to send 500 catties of grain, and we can consider letting you go. Otherwise."
"Otherwise?"
Jiang Mengsi covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "You better not know, I'm afraid I'll frighten you."
Liu Lang shook his head and sat down on his butt: "It seems that the negotiation is not right. Do I want to eat? I have a life. I'm afraid you won't be able to take it."
Jiang Mengsi leaned on Wu Hanxing's chest, said with a smile: "Master Wu, it seems that if you don't show this little Mr. Liu some blood, he might think we are vegetarians."
Wu Hanxing snorted and said, "Liu, you asked for it yourself! Come on, open the door for me, and I'll see how long this kid can last!"
There was booing in the stands, and some people even started a gamble.The door of the reception room opened slowly.From the crack in the door, there was a depressing howl, like a wild beast seeing its prey and making a demonstration sound from its throat.
Liu Lang narrowed his eyes slightly, and said softly, "Dabai should be brought, it will save a lot of trouble."
The door was not fully opened, and suddenly a black shadow flashed from the crack of the door, and rushed towards Liu Lang.
This black shadow was faster than the lightning, passed through the hall, and rushed towards Liu Lang in the air.
A fist suddenly slammed horizontally and hit the black shadow. The black shadow immediately flew horizontally, and when it fell to the ground, its entire head was deformed.
It turned out to be a hound.
To be exact, it was a corpse hound. The ribs with flesh sticking out, and the gray eyes that fell to the ground all showed the fact that this animal had turned into a corpse.
There was silence in the stands.
They could see clearly from above, and when the corpse dog passed by Qin Tiezhu, it was punched flying by the big guy.
A corpse dog is more terrifying than a living corpse. A corpse dog can easily kill four or five adults, but now, let Qin Tiezhu easily kill it?
"It should be a coincidence." Jiang Mengsi said with a little self-comforting tone.
Wu Hanxing nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it must be a coincidence. Don't dawdle, open the door for me!"
Now the door is fully open.
Roar--
From the shadow in the door, one after another of the living corpses jumped out, there were quite a few of them, there must be thirty or forty of them.
All of a sudden, the hall seemed a little narrow.Among the living corpses, four or five corpse dogs and a corpse wolf rushed out. These corpse-changing animals quickly passed through the living corpses. When they entered the hall, they never took their eyes off Liu Lang.
They stared at the only human in the hall, their gray eyes filled with desire for fresh flesh and blood!
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, there's a trap set up here? Did Xiaoxue see it? They are trying to catch them like turtles."
Liu Lang folded his arms around his chest, looking at the ceiling above with great interest, guessing what kind of tricks Jiang Mengsi and his gang were going to play.
After the ceiling above was closed, a circle of stands was exposed. This circle of stands was added not long ago, with crude materials and obvious solder joints.
squeak-
There were people walking in the stands, and after a while, Jiang Mengsi leaned against the edge of the stands, extruding a wonderful shape between her chest and the railing.
"Miss Jiang, weren't you going to take a shower? Why did you run up there?" Liu Lang said with a smile.
A dark-skinned man walked up to Jiang Mengsi and snorted: "When death is imminent, how dare you speak hard."
Liu Lang spread his hands: "Who are you, please move out of the way? I didn't hear me talking to the beauty. Which zoo is this a gorilla?"
There were a few chuckles immediately in the stands.
The gorilla-like dark-skinned man looked around angrily, then patted himself on the chest and said, "My father, Wu Hanxing, is the head of this waterworks. Your surname is Liu, and now you are a turtle in the urn. Let me see if you still dare to be arrogant." !"
Liu Lang gasped: "You are the head of the house, my God, I thought Miss Jiang was the big sister, but it turned out that you are the head of the house."
"I said the chimpanzee, since you are the head of the family, why didn't you go out on your own just now. Let a woman speak for you, you are not an embroidered pillow, you are not good, are you?"
Wu Hanxing scolded angrily: "Put your mother's shit on, that's called wisdom, what do you know? You brats, I know you too well. You can't move your eyes when you see Mengsi. I asked Mengsi to use beauty tricks I tricked you in, and once the door is closed, you are not at my mercy."
"There is such a convenient way, why should I do it myself? How about it, you surnamed Liu, you should be dumbfounded. Don't piss and look at yourself, even a kid like you who hasn't grown hair yet dares to fall in love with you." my woman."
Wu Hanxing put his arms around Jiang Mengxing, showing Liu Lang his hand on purpose.
Liu Lang shook his head again and again: "Poor, poor."
Wu Hanxing frowned and shouted, "Who do you think is pitiful!"
Liu Lang pointed at him and Jiang Mengsi: "Hey, everyone, look, you chimpanzee used to seduce others with your own women to earn your current family business. What's the difference between this and a pimp, I'm afraid it's not you Green grasslands have grown on your head, but you are still complacent here. You are not pitiful, who is pitiful."
"And Jiang Mengsi, you are a woman who looks like that. But you are in love with a chimpanzee. Why, a beauty matches a beast? You are willing to seduce a man for him. You are also a pitiful person."
Wu Hanxing yelled in anger, took out a pistol and said, "Stinky boy, believe it or not, I'll kill you right now!"
"Don't worry, Master Wu."
Jiang Mengsi gently pulled his hand down, and then gave Liu Lang a wink: "I didn't expect you to be eloquent at such a young age. I think you have deceived many little girls. But if you want to deal with my old lady, you are too tender." Point. You are only worthy of drinking my mother’s bath water.”
A big nose not far away said, "Miss Mengsi, let me drink your bath water anytime."
Wu Hanxing glared at him fiercely: "Get out, what's the matter with you here."
Big Nose was not annoyed, he giggled a few times and continued to stare at Jiang Mengsi and drool.
Liu Lang waved his hands and said, "Don't, don't, I'm not that harsh. Save your bath water to feed that chimpanzee. Let's get straight to the point. You need to be sensible, open the door quickly, pour tea and admit your mistake." , then I can consider giving you a lighter punishment."
"Otherwise, you will bear the consequences."
Wu Hanxing burst out laughing, pointed at Liu Lang and said, "Listen, this kid is crazy. How long has it been since he was here to still dare to be so arrogant? If you want me to pour tea with him and admit my mistake, my brain will be caught in the door!"
Liu Lang waved his hand and said, "Go, go, I'm not interested in a chimpanzee. Even if you are willing, I have to be willing to drink."
"you--"
Wu Hanxing was so angry that the seven holes were smoking, and he wanted to kill the little bastard down there.
Jiang Mengsi grabbed him again, and said to Liu Lang with a smile: "We should be the ones to say this. If you are sensible, quickly ask your people to send 500 catties of grain, and we can consider letting you go. Otherwise."
"Otherwise?"
Jiang Mengsi covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "You better not know, I'm afraid I'll frighten you."
Liu Lang shook his head and sat down on his butt: "It seems that the negotiation is not right. Do I want to eat? I have a life. I'm afraid you won't be able to take it."
Jiang Mengsi leaned on Wu Hanxing's chest, said with a smile: "Master Wu, it seems that if you don't show this little Mr. Liu some blood, he might think we are vegetarians."
Wu Hanxing snorted and said, "Liu, you asked for it yourself! Come on, open the door for me, and I'll see how long this kid can last!"
There was booing in the stands, and some people even started a gamble.The door of the reception room opened slowly.From the crack in the door, there was a depressing howl, like a wild beast seeing its prey and making a demonstration sound from its throat.
Liu Lang narrowed his eyes slightly, and said softly, "Dabai should be brought, it will save a lot of trouble."
The door was not fully opened, and suddenly a black shadow flashed from the crack of the door, and rushed towards Liu Lang.
This black shadow was faster than the lightning, passed through the hall, and rushed towards Liu Lang in the air.
A fist suddenly slammed horizontally and hit the black shadow. The black shadow immediately flew horizontally, and when it fell to the ground, its entire head was deformed.
It turned out to be a hound.
To be exact, it was a corpse hound. The ribs with flesh sticking out, and the gray eyes that fell to the ground all showed the fact that this animal had turned into a corpse.
There was silence in the stands.
They could see clearly from above, and when the corpse dog passed by Qin Tiezhu, it was punched flying by the big guy.
A corpse dog is more terrifying than a living corpse. A corpse dog can easily kill four or five adults, but now, let Qin Tiezhu easily kill it?
"It should be a coincidence." Jiang Mengsi said with a little self-comforting tone.
Wu Hanxing nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it must be a coincidence. Don't dawdle, open the door for me!"
Now the door is fully open.
Roar--
From the shadow in the door, one after another of the living corpses jumped out, there were quite a few of them, there must be thirty or forty of them.
All of a sudden, the hall seemed a little narrow.Among the living corpses, four or five corpse dogs and a corpse wolf rushed out. These corpse-changing animals quickly passed through the living corpses. When they entered the hall, they never took their eyes off Liu Lang.
They stared at the only human in the hall, their gray eyes filled with desire for fresh flesh and blood!
(End of this chapter)
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