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Chapter 174 Master, That's a Cannon
Chapter 174 Master, That's a Cannon
Seeing this scene, even though Zhou Wu had been a man for many lifetimes, traveling all over the country and killing countless people, he still couldn't help but feel his stomach churn under the stimulation of the strong fishy smell.
Because, this big dish was placed right in front of him.
"What kind of animal is this?" Zhou Wu asked the female dog demon who was working as a waiter next to him.
The female dog demon thought for a while, and replied: "There are mountain boars, roe deer, cows, sheep..."
That's okay, Zhou Wu nodded, at least no one was there.
Unexpectedly, the female dog hadn't finished her demonic words, and after a slight pause, she added: "Oh, by the way, there is another one that belongs to a person, a Taoist priest, who was talking nonsense in a village on the outskirts of our demon country. Nonsense, just happened to be seen by the young master, so he dug out his heart by the way, brought it back, and said it was to entertain the younger brother... We usually don’t go out of the demon country often, so this human heart is really a rare thing ...But I forgot which one it was, it seems they are all mixed up."
Do they really have a human heart?And it’s specially used to entertain yourself?
Zhou Wu instantly felt that this banquet was very unfriendly.
Although he has become a demon, he is still a human psychologically, not to mention the human heart, even those animals, he can't eat it raw.
Later, if there is a demon who is too enthusiastic and forces himself to eat, then he should consider whether he should choose the urine escape or the cigarette escape... There is no cigarette in this world, so he can only urine escape.
When King Vajra comes here, it means that the welcome banquet officially begins.
This sense of ceremony is comparable to the emperor entertaining his ministers.
A group of big monsters who could get on the table sat at the long table, and there were densely packed little monsters behind them. Of course, the little monsters would not be hungry, but they could only eat some cold food after the big monsters finished eating.
The status of the demon world is still very clearly divided.
In the open space among the big monsters, there are scantily clad female monsters writhing around, singing and dancing, and sometimes winking at the big monster they like. That is also their luck.
Of course, many of the big monsters were banshees, and one of them didn't watch the singing and dancing, but stared at Zhou Wu with winking eyes, with an expression of intending to eat Zhou Wu alive.
"My sister, my little brother hasn't developed yet... Look at my body, I'm so thin." Zhou Wu hurriedly refused the other party's glances.
It's not that he doesn't like the other person's figure, it's just because... this banshee actually has a strong body odor on her body.
It is tolerable, smelly, absolutely unbearable.
Rejected by Zhou Wu, the banshee laughed even more unscrupulously. Just as she was about to say something, Xiaoqing gave her a cold look: "Do you not have a long nose yourself?"
"...", the banshee was taken aback for a moment, and then flew into a rage. Just as she was about to explode, she heard King Vajra's majestic voice, which made her stop talking in a hurry.
King Vajra said to the monsters: "Today, the old man has accepted another proud disciple. I am very pleased. The young ones are open to eat and drink with all their might. When you have enough wine and food, and find a suitable stomach, you can eat it." Boldly go to sleep, but it is still the old rule, try to sleep with the same race, otherwise, if you are not of the same race, you may give birth to weird things... Also, I warn you, you have to sleep with your will, we can't go Like that dirty and filthy human, always like to cheat, cheat... cheat..."
When he heard the first sentence, Zhou Wu mistakenly thought King Kong was actually a man of culture, but why did he say it more and more vulgarly, and when it came to the last sentence, he even forgot the words.
There is no way, in order to avoid the embarrassment of his new master, Zhou Wu had no choice but to remind quietly: "Pao...it's a cannon, master, that's called cheating a cannon."
Zhou Wu reckoned that the Tang Dynasty did not have such a trendy word, but if there is an accurate vocabulary that can clearly express what King Kong wants to say, Zhou Wu really thinks this word is the most suitable.
King Kong is just a bit vulgar, and his IQ is not low. He probably can understand the word cheating, and immediately said: "Yes, we can't cheat!"
The opening remarks were finally completed with difficulty, and all the monsters burst into laughter.
On the one hand, the monsters felt that the King Kong King was vulgar, which was very appetizing to them, but on the other hand, Zhou Wu noticed that the respect in the eyes of those monsters was natural and undisguised.
This shows that the incomparably vulgar Vajra King has a very high status in the hearts of all the monsters.
Of course, apart from revering King Kong, all the monsters are also extremely curious about Zhou Wu.
Different from Snake Mother's style of recruiting disciples, King Kong is actually very strict in recruiting disciples. Over the years, he has only accepted two disciples in total. Many years ago, those two disciples were killed in the human world. Now, Now, excluding Zhou Wu, there is only one eldest disciple.
That's why the demon dog called Zhou Wu the third young master.
Originally, King Vajra was already very old, and all the monsters thought that he would pass on the mantle to the eldest disciple, and in the future, the eldest disciple would be in charge of the upper line of Vajra, but now...
Some slick-minded guys have already secretly speculated whether King Kong was not satisfied with that big disciple, so he took in another young disciple in his later years and planned to train him again.
In this way, wouldn't there be a fight between dragons and tigers?
However, it's probably not a fight between dragons and tigers. Looking at the thin and small appearance of King Kong's new disciples, how could he not be crushed to death by a big disciple?
Zhou Wu focused on drinking and eating meat. Well, the barbecue tasted good, and the monkey wine was also very sweet. It was as good as the top-quality champagne he drank in his previous life, and it was more mellow.
He didn't observe the monsters carefully, but he could roughly detect that these guys were roughly divided into two categories.
One of them is probably a staunch supporter of the great disciple, who has never looked at him in the eyes; the other type is the kind of helpless person who is smooth and worldly, and can have a drink with anyone.
The only ones who came to Zhou Wu to toast, of course, were those fools.
As for the main disciple himself, Zhou Wu knew who it was after the softly explained by the demon dog who was waiting behind him.
This demon sat far away from him, and was even bigger than King Kong. His hair was also thick and dark, but his human features were extremely obvious.
The dog demon said that this guy's name is Cang You, and he was already in the second level of the Earth Realm many years ago.
Zhou Wu once learned from Concubine Ming about the division of strength among the world's bigwigs.
According to Concubine Ming, generally one has to reach at least the third level of the realm to be called a demon king, but that is only a demon king in a broad sense. , have the real right to speak, because they already have a level of strength beyond the third stage of the realm.
But they are not in the Heaven Realm. They are at a level sandwiched between the Heaven Realm and the Earth Realm. It is more appropriate to call them the peak of the Earth Realm.
The peak of the Earth Realm...should have the actual combat power of a first-time Breaking Mortal. If a low-level Breaking Mortal master who has been unable to get close for a long time, has no magic power, and is not very good at speed, he may not be able to defeat the Demon King.
This point was summed up by Zhou Wu himself.
But now I am already a middle-level Pofan. Although my Taoism must be restrained because of my unstable Taoism, the mana in my body has finally slowly increased to the second stage of the Profound Realm.
Once these two major systems are combined, coupled with the artistic conception of dispersion, and the ability to use the power of space to teleport over short distances, even the Vajra King cannot be his opponent, let alone that Cangyu.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing this scene, even though Zhou Wu had been a man for many lifetimes, traveling all over the country and killing countless people, he still couldn't help but feel his stomach churn under the stimulation of the strong fishy smell.
Because, this big dish was placed right in front of him.
"What kind of animal is this?" Zhou Wu asked the female dog demon who was working as a waiter next to him.
The female dog demon thought for a while, and replied: "There are mountain boars, roe deer, cows, sheep..."
That's okay, Zhou Wu nodded, at least no one was there.
Unexpectedly, the female dog hadn't finished her demonic words, and after a slight pause, she added: "Oh, by the way, there is another one that belongs to a person, a Taoist priest, who was talking nonsense in a village on the outskirts of our demon country. Nonsense, just happened to be seen by the young master, so he dug out his heart by the way, brought it back, and said it was to entertain the younger brother... We usually don’t go out of the demon country often, so this human heart is really a rare thing ...But I forgot which one it was, it seems they are all mixed up."
Do they really have a human heart?And it’s specially used to entertain yourself?
Zhou Wu instantly felt that this banquet was very unfriendly.
Although he has become a demon, he is still a human psychologically, not to mention the human heart, even those animals, he can't eat it raw.
Later, if there is a demon who is too enthusiastic and forces himself to eat, then he should consider whether he should choose the urine escape or the cigarette escape... There is no cigarette in this world, so he can only urine escape.
When King Vajra comes here, it means that the welcome banquet officially begins.
This sense of ceremony is comparable to the emperor entertaining his ministers.
A group of big monsters who could get on the table sat at the long table, and there were densely packed little monsters behind them. Of course, the little monsters would not be hungry, but they could only eat some cold food after the big monsters finished eating.
The status of the demon world is still very clearly divided.
In the open space among the big monsters, there are scantily clad female monsters writhing around, singing and dancing, and sometimes winking at the big monster they like. That is also their luck.
Of course, many of the big monsters were banshees, and one of them didn't watch the singing and dancing, but stared at Zhou Wu with winking eyes, with an expression of intending to eat Zhou Wu alive.
"My sister, my little brother hasn't developed yet... Look at my body, I'm so thin." Zhou Wu hurriedly refused the other party's glances.
It's not that he doesn't like the other person's figure, it's just because... this banshee actually has a strong body odor on her body.
It is tolerable, smelly, absolutely unbearable.
Rejected by Zhou Wu, the banshee laughed even more unscrupulously. Just as she was about to say something, Xiaoqing gave her a cold look: "Do you not have a long nose yourself?"
"...", the banshee was taken aback for a moment, and then flew into a rage. Just as she was about to explode, she heard King Vajra's majestic voice, which made her stop talking in a hurry.
King Vajra said to the monsters: "Today, the old man has accepted another proud disciple. I am very pleased. The young ones are open to eat and drink with all their might. When you have enough wine and food, and find a suitable stomach, you can eat it." Boldly go to sleep, but it is still the old rule, try to sleep with the same race, otherwise, if you are not of the same race, you may give birth to weird things... Also, I warn you, you have to sleep with your will, we can't go Like that dirty and filthy human, always like to cheat, cheat... cheat..."
When he heard the first sentence, Zhou Wu mistakenly thought King Kong was actually a man of culture, but why did he say it more and more vulgarly, and when it came to the last sentence, he even forgot the words.
There is no way, in order to avoid the embarrassment of his new master, Zhou Wu had no choice but to remind quietly: "Pao...it's a cannon, master, that's called cheating a cannon."
Zhou Wu reckoned that the Tang Dynasty did not have such a trendy word, but if there is an accurate vocabulary that can clearly express what King Kong wants to say, Zhou Wu really thinks this word is the most suitable.
King Kong is just a bit vulgar, and his IQ is not low. He probably can understand the word cheating, and immediately said: "Yes, we can't cheat!"
The opening remarks were finally completed with difficulty, and all the monsters burst into laughter.
On the one hand, the monsters felt that the King Kong King was vulgar, which was very appetizing to them, but on the other hand, Zhou Wu noticed that the respect in the eyes of those monsters was natural and undisguised.
This shows that the incomparably vulgar Vajra King has a very high status in the hearts of all the monsters.
Of course, apart from revering King Kong, all the monsters are also extremely curious about Zhou Wu.
Different from Snake Mother's style of recruiting disciples, King Kong is actually very strict in recruiting disciples. Over the years, he has only accepted two disciples in total. Many years ago, those two disciples were killed in the human world. Now, Now, excluding Zhou Wu, there is only one eldest disciple.
That's why the demon dog called Zhou Wu the third young master.
Originally, King Vajra was already very old, and all the monsters thought that he would pass on the mantle to the eldest disciple, and in the future, the eldest disciple would be in charge of the upper line of Vajra, but now...
Some slick-minded guys have already secretly speculated whether King Kong was not satisfied with that big disciple, so he took in another young disciple in his later years and planned to train him again.
In this way, wouldn't there be a fight between dragons and tigers?
However, it's probably not a fight between dragons and tigers. Looking at the thin and small appearance of King Kong's new disciples, how could he not be crushed to death by a big disciple?
Zhou Wu focused on drinking and eating meat. Well, the barbecue tasted good, and the monkey wine was also very sweet. It was as good as the top-quality champagne he drank in his previous life, and it was more mellow.
He didn't observe the monsters carefully, but he could roughly detect that these guys were roughly divided into two categories.
One of them is probably a staunch supporter of the great disciple, who has never looked at him in the eyes; the other type is the kind of helpless person who is smooth and worldly, and can have a drink with anyone.
The only ones who came to Zhou Wu to toast, of course, were those fools.
As for the main disciple himself, Zhou Wu knew who it was after the softly explained by the demon dog who was waiting behind him.
This demon sat far away from him, and was even bigger than King Kong. His hair was also thick and dark, but his human features were extremely obvious.
The dog demon said that this guy's name is Cang You, and he was already in the second level of the Earth Realm many years ago.
Zhou Wu once learned from Concubine Ming about the division of strength among the world's bigwigs.
According to Concubine Ming, generally one has to reach at least the third level of the realm to be called a demon king, but that is only a demon king in a broad sense. , have the real right to speak, because they already have a level of strength beyond the third stage of the realm.
But they are not in the Heaven Realm. They are at a level sandwiched between the Heaven Realm and the Earth Realm. It is more appropriate to call them the peak of the Earth Realm.
The peak of the Earth Realm...should have the actual combat power of a first-time Breaking Mortal. If a low-level Breaking Mortal master who has been unable to get close for a long time, has no magic power, and is not very good at speed, he may not be able to defeat the Demon King.
This point was summed up by Zhou Wu himself.
But now I am already a middle-level Pofan. Although my Taoism must be restrained because of my unstable Taoism, the mana in my body has finally slowly increased to the second stage of the Profound Realm.
Once these two major systems are combined, coupled with the artistic conception of dispersion, and the ability to use the power of space to teleport over short distances, even the Vajra King cannot be his opponent, let alone that Cangyu.
(End of this chapter)
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