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Chapter 1 does not start through time travel, the author wants to eat farts?

Chapter 1 does not start through time travel, the author wants to eat farts?

On July 2014, 7, Liaodong, Huaguo.

Li Yubin is going crazy. He doesn't know whether he has offended some god or been targeted by some kid recently. Everything has been really going wrong since the day before yesterday.Even if you are cautious, you can't escape the clutches of "Murphy's Law".

The more you worry about things, the more they will happen. This sentence is really true.

I worked overtime last week, and the sleepy people seemed to be floating in the sky, not knowing the east, west, north, south.The more cautious you are, the more mistakes you will make.

He always felt as if something was tugging at his heart, and he often fell into a trance intermittently, just like a melon rind.

No, I forgot to save the file after finishing it, and was scolded mercilessly by my boss.

"I only get such a small amount of money and work so hard overtime. In the end, I still don't make money for you?" Li Yubin thought angrily.

In fact, it’s not to blame that he felt uncomfortable. After all, working overtime like crazy aside, the company’s computers were really rubbish.

I clicked on the financial software and watched the mouse turn into a circle, but there was no response for a long time.

There was no fluctuation in Yubin's heart.

You can even pick up your phone and play a cool run every day.

Um!The little sheep smells so good!
A week ago, in order to achieve the speed and efficiency required above, Li Yubin gritted his teeth and went to the market to assemble a computer.

Although it is an assembled machine, in order to play games without getting stuck at work in the future, I took out more than 5000 oceans to order accessories in one go.

This is the feeling of heartache. A hard-working employee suddenly spends more than 5000 yuan to build a computer. How many ribs can this eat? Isn’t the ribs delicious?

"Forget it, buy it and buy it!"

Li Yubin thought about it, scratched his head, and sorted out the files on the desktop.

No matter how hard it is, life goes on.

Picking up the corrected document, he stood up and walked straight to his boss's office.

Just when passing the bathroom, the accident happened again.

Li Yubin, who was obsessed with the small money that had just disappeared from his account, did not notice a sign next to his feet that said "be careful of slippery".The big foot stepped on a pool of water stains.

"Duang~!"

He raised his head and squatted with a big butt, and fell very hard.

Just as he was about to stand up, his hand slipped again, so he rolled twice and fell down the stairs.

"Puff! Puff!"

"I'm just provoking someone!" A distressed scream came from the corridor.

Li Yubin cursed and got up, rubbed his waist, and limped towards his boss's office.

When I opened the door, no one noticed that the jade brave that was placed by the door, which was euphemistically called a lucky charm, fell over.

With a crisp cracking sound, a voice full of anger came from the room: "Li Yubin! You are really the master of what you can do! Go to the TM Finance Department to pay your salary! Then get out of here quickly! Never let me I see you!"

Li Yubin, who was stunned, suddenly burst into anger in his heart.

"WC, just leave, labor and management don't want to do it yet!"

Holding his breath, Li Yubin packed his things and left the company without looking back.

Back in the apartment, looking at the small rental house less than [-] square meters, Li Yubin suddenly felt a little confused about the future.

23 At the age of four, he is doing an ordinary job with a meager salary. Although he looks pretty good, he dare not even talk about love, let alone think about life.

In today's society, people's values ​​seem to have become deformed, and they work hard but still can't see the future.

If you want to get married, you must also have a house, a car and savings.

But how many ordinary young people who have just been out of society for a few years can get rich?

Graduation, work, blind date, find a woman who doesn't love very much and make do with it for the rest of my life.For the rest of my life, I will worry about my children again.

Is a numb life really what you want?
Li Yubin lay on the bed holding his buttocks, and suddenly thought that maybe when he was in college, when he went out to play games and dance all night with his friends, he was defeated by those who studied seriously.

Ah!Elimination is really everywhere!
"If I still have a chance! I will never let myself regret it again!"

Li Yubin thought so.

Although someone once said that reading is useless, ordinary people, no matter how knowledgeable they are, can hardly change their destiny.

But it is undeniable that without knowledge, opportunities cannot be seized.

Can I change myself?
Why not start now and try to change yourself?

Thinking of this, Li Yubin sat up straight and turned on the computer.Anyway, I have lost my job, and the savings are still enough to live on for the time being. Let's see if there are any training certificates and so on, and register first.If you want to change yourself, at least from this moment, you must act.

After turning on the computer, I searched and browsed some training courses, signed up for intermediate accounting training, and my small treasury shrank again.

After clicking on the takeout app, I looked at the spicy hotpot for more than 30 yuan, swallowed my saliva, selected the egg fried rice for [-] yuan and pressed OK.

Suddenly, the irritability in his heart was unparalleled, Li Yubin scratched his head, comforting himself, it will pass.

Annoyed and bored, he turned on his computer, ready to relax.

There is always a degree of relaxation in life, if you push yourself too tightly, it is really easy to collapse.

After starting the computer, the screen flashed twice quickly, and then a blue vortex appeared in the center of the screen.

"Damn it, what the hell is this? I wouldn't be in such a miserable situation, would I be cheated for installing a computer these days?" Li Yubin muttered.

"It won't explode!"

He touched the edge of the blue vortex with his hand.

Suddenly his eyes went dark, and he lost control of his body.

Li Yubin's eyes were filled with darkness, and just as he was panicking, a mechanically synthesized voice that could not distinguish between men, women, old and young sounded. "Welcome to the four-dimensional space-time station. I am the space-time planning intelligent system and I will serve you wholeheartedly."

"Time and space station? What is that, and who are you, is this a supernatural event or am I not awake?"

Li Yubin couldn't believe it. After all, he was a young man who grew up under the socialist system. He didn't believe in ghosts and gods. At most, he read YY novels on the Internet. He never thought that such a thing would happen to him.

"The space-time station exists outside the known universe that you know. It is in the four-dimensional space. It has the power to manipulate and supervise the three-dimensional world. It is maintained and constructed by four-dimensional creatures."

"It's just that due to a disaster, not only the four-dimensional creatures are extinct, but the four-dimensional space is also facing collapse."

"Is there really a fourth dimension? I really can't understand what you said. You said that the four-dimensional space is facing collapse. What are the consequences of the collapse of the four-dimensional space? Will it affect us?"

"With your knowledge, it is of course difficult to understand my existence. As for the consequences, it is like breaking a cardboard box, leaving no living space for organisms inside the cardboard box. The microorganisms on the box surface may survive, but due to the collapse of the structure, the space will overlap, and parallel time and space intersect with each other."

"Even a four-dimensional creature can only manipulate three-dimensional space, observe and interfere with time, but due to the irreversible nature of time, it cannot fully control time. So not only did it not escape the disaster, it even spread to three-dimensional space, There will be unpredictable consequences."

Li Yubin shuddered when he heard this, probably meaning that he also understood.

In other words, it is very likely that parallel universes with different time speeds will come.

Perhaps Qin Shihuang would drink and talk about the world with Tang Taizong in the parallel world.

There is also the possibility of a collapse of the physical plane due to the coming of the multiverse.

"Then what should we do? There's nothing I can do if you ask me." Li Yubin said a little at a loss.

"Due to the extinction of the four-dimensional creatures, we try to slow down the passage of time in the four-dimensional space by interfering as much as possible. On the one hand, we are looking for some three-dimensional creatures that can be contacted, and helping them grow to establish the regularity of time and space. That is to say, You, have been chosen."

Li Yubin was a little excited: "Is this my luck?"

"Then can I become a big boss and marry Bai Fumei to reach the pinnacle of the world?"

Li Yubin wiped the corners of his mouth with something crystal clear.

"It's a breeze if you're serious about completing tasks and getting rewards."

The intelligent system said without emotion.

"Task? What kind of task? It can't really be like what is said in the Internet article. If you fail to complete the task, you will be punished and wiped out."

Li Yubin even felt a bit bloody.

"Of course not. It's just that if you can't complete the task, maybe the relevant space will become unsupported one day and become fragments. How to operate all this depends on your choice. This is just your three-dimensional world, or you humans themselves And the rewards for completing the missions are very rich, whether it is strength, lifespan, knowledge, or the upgrade of life forms."

Li Yubin's breathing has obviously become much thicker. I believe that any ordinary person, facing these supernatural forces, will not be able to suppress his desires and control his own heart.

But after Li Yubin calmed down, he looked at himself squarely.

The original self, the life of eight yuan fried rice with eggs, just wanted a better life, not asking for great wealth, at least not worrying about money.

But what if these conditions are met?
Sure enough, you still have to pursue your original heart and don't forget yourself.

And there is a saying that Li Yubin agrees with very much. “With great power comes great responsibility.”

The ancients all told us that when the heavens are about to place great tasks on people, they must first suffer from their will, exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and chaotic their actions.

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight!
"Anyway, I've had enough of this meaningless, even numb life! Let's do it!"

At this moment, Li Yubin decided to embark on an extraordinary and extraordinary path.

Regardless of the crisis or challenge ahead, at least don't spend your life empty!
"In view of the fact that space manager Li Yubin is performing a mission for the first time, we have issued a novice tutorial and on-the-job training, please accept it from space planner Li Yubin."

The intelligent system said coldly.

"?? On-the-job training? Why don't you say three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation!"

Ignoring Li Yubin's complaints, a table was raised in the space station, and there was a screen on the table. A stream of light flew from the screen and went straight into Li Yubin's mind.

After about ten minutes, the doorbell rang, waking Li Yubin up.

Li Yubin shook his head, went outside to get a takeaway, what happened just over half an hour ago was really unreal, he needs to calm down now.

He walked to the computer and sat down, raised his head, and was taken aback suddenly, because there was an unfamiliar icon in the lower right corner of the computer.

Li Yubin, who seemed to understand something, clicked on the icon, and the blue swirl appeared in the middle of the computer, reminding him that everything he just said was true.

However, at this moment, with the bursting pain in his head, a large amount of information frantically poured into his mind.

"I'm cracked!"

 The first time I wrote a book, I was just writing and practicing pens. I love to read it. Don’t scold me if you don’t read it.
  I tm thank you!

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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