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Chapter 125 Get Out of Here Quickly
Chapter 125 Get Out of Here Quickly
Shizipo Pork Bun Shop.
Steamed buns made of human flesh, Wang Xiaohua was played badly by this dog system, didn't he just complain a few words, it just played tricks on me and made me restless?
However, after thinking about it, it was much more comfortable.
Why?
Because this system can chat, if you flatter it a few more words in the future and say something nice, wouldn't it be easy to publish the task?
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaohua's mood improved a lot, as if his mana had recovered, and he stepped into this steamed stuffed bun shop with a smile on his face.
After entering the store, Wang Xiaohua tried his best not to look around, lest the things hanging on the wall scare him.
"Is anyone there? Serve the food."
Wang Xiaohua emboldened himself and patted the table, as if he was also a Liangshan hero.
When Sun Erniang came out, she still looked like that, with a fierce look on her brows, and seeing the tender and fair Wang Xiaohua, she couldn't help smiling evilly.
"The guest officer has worked hard. My house only has meat buns. However, I can assure you that my house's buns are the best. You are satisfied with the care of the guest officer."
it is good.
Are you forcing me to vomit?
Thinking of the task of causing trouble, Wang Xiaohua was about to start to act, and slammed the table again: "Master, I want to eat food, go cook for me."
It's not that there are no dishes in the shop, it's just that these dishes are eaten by Sun Erniang herself. Since he wants to eat vegetables, Sun Erniang agrees, and wait until he is fascinated.
"Okay, wait a moment, guest officer."
Sitting in the shop, Wang Xiaohua didn't dare to drink the water, and didn't dare to look around, for fear of being caught by her.
After a while, a plate of stir-fried vegetables was placed on the table.
Wang Xiaohua knew that there was definitely something wrong with this dish, and it must have been drugged with Mongolian sweat, so it must not be eaten.
When Sun Erniang left, Wang Xiaohua took the chopsticks and pulled them casually a few times, before eating, he dropped the chopsticks on the ground.
"What kind of broken dish is this? Change it for me."
Sun Erniang came over and saw that he hadn't eaten, so she asked: "What's the matter, guest officer? Are you disagreeing?"
Wang Xiaohua said angrily: "It's too unpalatable. I've never eaten such an unpalatable meal. Did you cook it? Do you know that the dishes I cook with my feet are better than this one?"
Good guy.
As soon as this statement came out, the system really kept its promise.
[Congratulations to the host, you have completed the task of making trouble on Cross Slope. 】
The task is completed, but what is said is the water that is spilled, and Wang Xiaohua has no way to take it back.
Sun Erniang at the side changed her face, knowing that he was making trouble on purpose, so don't blame me.
"You really don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has. If you dare to make trouble in my shop, you are tired of work, right? But, my second wife, Sun Erniang, can't wait to ask for it."
Sun Erniang drew out the kitchen knife from her arms, and was about to chop at him.
This made Wang Xiaohua panic, jumped on the table in a hurry, knelt down with a plop, clasped his fists in both hands, and apologized repeatedly with a smiling face.
"Miss Boss, I didn't cause trouble on purpose, it was really a last resort."
This gap also made Sun Erniang stunned, but she knew how to let the person who came to her door go.
"It's okay, it's okay, since you're here, don't leave."
The meaning of this sentence is very clear, that is to use Wang Xiaohua as the material.
Wang Xiaohua panicked, and hurriedly jumped on the ground: "Miss Boss, don't kill me. You opened the shop just to make money? I, I can cook, it's absolutely delicious."
"If you ask me to cook, I will guarantee you a good price. If my cooking is not delicious, you will kill me and won't eat it."
This cross slope is located on the only way to pass through Mengzhou Avenue. There are many merchants coming and going. Although it is not bad to do the human flesh business by yourself, it is not a long-term solution.
"Okay, come to the kitchen and cook a dish, I'll try it."
it is good.
Wang Xiaohua entered the kitchen full of confidence, ready to make her a special dish, spicy tofu.
However, when he entered the kitchen, his heart became cold, and he searched left and right, only tofu and salt.
I didn't find any other ingredients, and I didn't ask. I don't know if Sun Erniang didn't give it on purpose, or if it really wasn't there.
This is also a fart spicy tofu.
I used to make it for Nezha and the others because I had mana and could conjure the ingredients I needed, but now I don’t even have mana, so how can I do it?
Wang Xiaohua took the tofu and pretended to cut it.
Sun Erniang on the side is holding a kitchen knife, which is very intimidating.
There was really no other way, so Wang Xiaohua had no choice but to say silently: "Sister System, wake up, I have finished the task, take me away, okay?"
"Good system, good system."
My tasks are all done, why don't you take me away?
Could it be that you really want to watch me die here and be made into a human meat bun?
Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, in the end, the person who hurt me the most is actually the person closest to me, the person I love the most, and the person I trust the most.
[Wang Xiaohua, come on, there are many people you love, love and trust. 】
Seeing that it spoke, Wang Xiaohua seemed to have grasped at straws: "Sister System, take me away quickly, it's a big deal, I'll do whatever you want me to do, okay?"
……
Wang Xiaohua said anxiously: "Do you want to play? I can take you there, I can finish it for you, take me away quickly, it's too dangerous here."
Wang Xiaohua was also frightened, talking nonsense, and the system is not a human being, so what do you like or dislike?
It is just publishing its own code, somewhat human perception, angry, silent, and bewildered by rhetoric.
[Why should I take you away? 】
What?Is the system going to play tricks on me again?Are you still asking me confidently?
The tofu in my hand is almost finished, and the dog system still won't take me away. It clearly wants Sun Erniang to torture me to death.
Wang Xiaohua had no choice but to talk nonsense: "Okay, since you brought me to the world of Water Margin, I will give you a riddle about Water Margin. If you can't guess it, take me away."
The system agreed.
Wang Xiaohua asked: "Festival night in the bridal chamber, beat five Water Margin characters."
What the hell?
What kind of riddle is this?Not to mention that the system hasn’t heard of it, maybe some people haven’t heard of it.
System [I can't guess. 】
Ok, guess what.
Then take me away. To be a human being, we must keep our promises and keep our promises to each other.
Wang Xiaohua was still talking about the truth, for fear that the system would not admit it, but the system just didn't accept it.
They are not human beings, so why do you have to fulfill your obligations as human beings?
System [Tell me what the answer is. If you make it up, it doesn't matter. If it makes sense, I will take you away. 】
Wang Xiaohua said: "Okay, the wedding night in the bridal chamber, the answer to the mystery is Lin Chong, Shi Jin, Song Jiang, Ruan Xiaoer, Wu Yong."
Why?
How does the system know these things?
Wang Xiaohua had no choice but to lower his inner voice and explain to the system.
Isn't the names of these five people the process of a bridal chamber?
So here it comes.
Since the system followed him, and met a lot of what he said just now, he couldn't help being a little shy now.
[Wang Xiaohua, you are a dog and can’t change your mind. 】
Don't, don't patronize and scold me, what about the previous agreement?Can you take me away now?
(End of this chapter)
Shizipo Pork Bun Shop.
Steamed buns made of human flesh, Wang Xiaohua was played badly by this dog system, didn't he just complain a few words, it just played tricks on me and made me restless?
However, after thinking about it, it was much more comfortable.
Why?
Because this system can chat, if you flatter it a few more words in the future and say something nice, wouldn't it be easy to publish the task?
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaohua's mood improved a lot, as if his mana had recovered, and he stepped into this steamed stuffed bun shop with a smile on his face.
After entering the store, Wang Xiaohua tried his best not to look around, lest the things hanging on the wall scare him.
"Is anyone there? Serve the food."
Wang Xiaohua emboldened himself and patted the table, as if he was also a Liangshan hero.
When Sun Erniang came out, she still looked like that, with a fierce look on her brows, and seeing the tender and fair Wang Xiaohua, she couldn't help smiling evilly.
"The guest officer has worked hard. My house only has meat buns. However, I can assure you that my house's buns are the best. You are satisfied with the care of the guest officer."
it is good.
Are you forcing me to vomit?
Thinking of the task of causing trouble, Wang Xiaohua was about to start to act, and slammed the table again: "Master, I want to eat food, go cook for me."
It's not that there are no dishes in the shop, it's just that these dishes are eaten by Sun Erniang herself. Since he wants to eat vegetables, Sun Erniang agrees, and wait until he is fascinated.
"Okay, wait a moment, guest officer."
Sitting in the shop, Wang Xiaohua didn't dare to drink the water, and didn't dare to look around, for fear of being caught by her.
After a while, a plate of stir-fried vegetables was placed on the table.
Wang Xiaohua knew that there was definitely something wrong with this dish, and it must have been drugged with Mongolian sweat, so it must not be eaten.
When Sun Erniang left, Wang Xiaohua took the chopsticks and pulled them casually a few times, before eating, he dropped the chopsticks on the ground.
"What kind of broken dish is this? Change it for me."
Sun Erniang came over and saw that he hadn't eaten, so she asked: "What's the matter, guest officer? Are you disagreeing?"
Wang Xiaohua said angrily: "It's too unpalatable. I've never eaten such an unpalatable meal. Did you cook it? Do you know that the dishes I cook with my feet are better than this one?"
Good guy.
As soon as this statement came out, the system really kept its promise.
[Congratulations to the host, you have completed the task of making trouble on Cross Slope. 】
The task is completed, but what is said is the water that is spilled, and Wang Xiaohua has no way to take it back.
Sun Erniang at the side changed her face, knowing that he was making trouble on purpose, so don't blame me.
"You really don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has. If you dare to make trouble in my shop, you are tired of work, right? But, my second wife, Sun Erniang, can't wait to ask for it."
Sun Erniang drew out the kitchen knife from her arms, and was about to chop at him.
This made Wang Xiaohua panic, jumped on the table in a hurry, knelt down with a plop, clasped his fists in both hands, and apologized repeatedly with a smiling face.
"Miss Boss, I didn't cause trouble on purpose, it was really a last resort."
This gap also made Sun Erniang stunned, but she knew how to let the person who came to her door go.
"It's okay, it's okay, since you're here, don't leave."
The meaning of this sentence is very clear, that is to use Wang Xiaohua as the material.
Wang Xiaohua panicked, and hurriedly jumped on the ground: "Miss Boss, don't kill me. You opened the shop just to make money? I, I can cook, it's absolutely delicious."
"If you ask me to cook, I will guarantee you a good price. If my cooking is not delicious, you will kill me and won't eat it."
This cross slope is located on the only way to pass through Mengzhou Avenue. There are many merchants coming and going. Although it is not bad to do the human flesh business by yourself, it is not a long-term solution.
"Okay, come to the kitchen and cook a dish, I'll try it."
it is good.
Wang Xiaohua entered the kitchen full of confidence, ready to make her a special dish, spicy tofu.
However, when he entered the kitchen, his heart became cold, and he searched left and right, only tofu and salt.
I didn't find any other ingredients, and I didn't ask. I don't know if Sun Erniang didn't give it on purpose, or if it really wasn't there.
This is also a fart spicy tofu.
I used to make it for Nezha and the others because I had mana and could conjure the ingredients I needed, but now I don’t even have mana, so how can I do it?
Wang Xiaohua took the tofu and pretended to cut it.
Sun Erniang on the side is holding a kitchen knife, which is very intimidating.
There was really no other way, so Wang Xiaohua had no choice but to say silently: "Sister System, wake up, I have finished the task, take me away, okay?"
"Good system, good system."
My tasks are all done, why don't you take me away?
Could it be that you really want to watch me die here and be made into a human meat bun?
Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, in the end, the person who hurt me the most is actually the person closest to me, the person I love the most, and the person I trust the most.
[Wang Xiaohua, come on, there are many people you love, love and trust. 】
Seeing that it spoke, Wang Xiaohua seemed to have grasped at straws: "Sister System, take me away quickly, it's a big deal, I'll do whatever you want me to do, okay?"
……
Wang Xiaohua said anxiously: "Do you want to play? I can take you there, I can finish it for you, take me away quickly, it's too dangerous here."
Wang Xiaohua was also frightened, talking nonsense, and the system is not a human being, so what do you like or dislike?
It is just publishing its own code, somewhat human perception, angry, silent, and bewildered by rhetoric.
[Why should I take you away? 】
What?Is the system going to play tricks on me again?Are you still asking me confidently?
The tofu in my hand is almost finished, and the dog system still won't take me away. It clearly wants Sun Erniang to torture me to death.
Wang Xiaohua had no choice but to talk nonsense: "Okay, since you brought me to the world of Water Margin, I will give you a riddle about Water Margin. If you can't guess it, take me away."
The system agreed.
Wang Xiaohua asked: "Festival night in the bridal chamber, beat five Water Margin characters."
What the hell?
What kind of riddle is this?Not to mention that the system hasn’t heard of it, maybe some people haven’t heard of it.
System [I can't guess. 】
Ok, guess what.
Then take me away. To be a human being, we must keep our promises and keep our promises to each other.
Wang Xiaohua was still talking about the truth, for fear that the system would not admit it, but the system just didn't accept it.
They are not human beings, so why do you have to fulfill your obligations as human beings?
System [Tell me what the answer is. If you make it up, it doesn't matter. If it makes sense, I will take you away. 】
Wang Xiaohua said: "Okay, the wedding night in the bridal chamber, the answer to the mystery is Lin Chong, Shi Jin, Song Jiang, Ruan Xiaoer, Wu Yong."
Why?
How does the system know these things?
Wang Xiaohua had no choice but to lower his inner voice and explain to the system.
Isn't the names of these five people the process of a bridal chamber?
So here it comes.
Since the system followed him, and met a lot of what he said just now, he couldn't help being a little shy now.
[Wang Xiaohua, you are a dog and can’t change your mind. 】
Don't, don't patronize and scold me, what about the previous agreement?Can you take me away now?
(End of this chapter)
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