System: An outrageous life starting from being called a parent

Chapter 23 23. It turns out that the system sometimes gets lazy

I never thought I had this kind of talent!
Although now I am playing the guitar with my leg hair, and the posture is strange, but the melody I play is still decent. Yun Mengmeng doesn't know what he is playing, but as long as the music is pleasing to the ear good.

Although all of these were played by the system, Yun Mengmeng slowly began to immerse herself in the wonderful sound of the guitar.

The melody that others may not be able to play even with their hands, but she can perform a perfect interpretation with her leg hair. At this time, Yun Mengmeng still has a little pride in her heart.

Natural leg hair must be useful, and even a scraper can make a gap in this leg hair, so it is here to shine.

After playing the guitar, Yun Mengmeng also regained control, quickly put her legs down from the chair, and straightened the cheongsam.

After my own operation, the people in the live broadcast room should have already run a lot, right?

Allow them to leave cursing. After all, after seeing such a live broadcast, I will definitely curse and say that I want to wash my eyes.

Yun Mengmeng carefully looked at the projection wall, and saw that all kinds of gifts flying all over the live broadcast room were extremely exaggerated, and the barrages that occasionally appeared from the gaps in the gifts were even more exaggerated.

"It's the first time I saw a live broadcast, and finally it's not a recorded broadcast. I have no regrets in this life!"

"Everyone on the subway is asking whose live broadcast this is, and some people even asked me to broadcast it. How can this be done? So I can only recommend Mengmeng to them!"

"Who else! Who else in this world can do King Kong Mengmeng!"

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Seeing such a barrage, Yun Mengmeng's uneasiness was relieved, and she even felt a little complacent. Maybe someone can play the guitar with their teeth, but this might be the only one who can play the guitar with the hair of their legs!

At this moment, a red box popped up in the middle of the live broadcast room: Congratulations to King Kong Mengmeng for becoming the number one on the popularity list of the take-off platform, and broadcasting on all platforms!
etc!Is this number one on the popularity list?
Yun Mengmeng quickly looked at the number of followers and viewers. The number of followers has risen from 200 million horses to 400 million. At the same time, the number of viewers has also changed from hundreds of thousands to more than 200 million. All growing like crazy!
Is this the head anchor?This is too exaggerated!However, the exaggeration is also the barrage.

"King Kong Mengmeng, always number one!"

"King Kong Meng Meng is on the air, dominating the entire live broadcast!"

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In fact, live broadcasting is not that difficult. Looking at the gifts on the screen, I don’t know how much it can be exchanged for. I feel that it is enough to build the house from the third floor to the eighteenth floor.

It turns out it’s so easy to make money!So should I strike while the iron is hot and what kind of show would be better?
There is a piano here. I don't know if my leg hair can play the piano, but such things have to be done systematically.

Talk about the system, and the system will arrive.

[Option [-]: Not optional. 】

[Option [-]: Do an inverted windmill like Chun-Li. 】

[Option [-]: House dance three times in a row. 】

[Option [-]: Destroy the stake completely. 】

[Option [-]: A large skewer of hundreds of songs. 】

etc!Isn't this the same as the choice just now?Except that option [-] has become unavailable, nothing has changed at all. Does this mean that I want to finish all the options?

It turns out that when the system is lazy, it doesn't know how to change the options. Is it a poor donkey?
If option one is unavailable, then I have to choose you!Could there be any weirder live broadcast projects?
select!select!Can't choose!
Moreover, the time I originally gave myself to think about the choice is over at this time, and the system has automatically made the choice.

The soundtrack sounded from the speakers above the room, and eight different speakers were hung in different positions to form a three-dimensional surround sound.

If I didn't go to the microphone, it wouldn't be a series of hundreds of songs, and the only thing that needs music is the house dance three-in-a-row, because there should be no soundtrack for standing upside down with a big windmill.

I'm familiar with this song, isn't it the popular house dance song "Pure Land of Paradise" that was popular on the Internet before?

Although I have seen many people dance, but as a boy who has never danced before, if he barely dances the house dance, it may make people think that he is twitching.

The stiff body made a standard house dance posture with the music, but there was a dissonant sound of clucking from the joints, which seemed too reluctant. I don't know if I can still stand here after jumping the house dance three times in a row.

With Yun Mengmeng dancing, the barrage in the live broadcast room also changed.

"King Kong is cute, dancing the universe!"

"Mom! He teased me! I want to marry him!"

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Hello!Barrage, please be more serious. Although I am wearing Apple now, I look slim and graceful, and my dancing posture is standard and charming, but I am an upright boy!

I don't know what the composition of the barrage is. If it is a beautiful girl, I may reluctantly obey, but why do girls like to watch my live broadcast? !
"Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" just finished dancing, when the music changed, "Love Cycle" sounded!
Yun Mengmeng didn't even take a break, and started a new house dance, which is even dancing!If it wasn't for the system to control it, no normal person could stand such a large amount of exercise!
The barrage also changes with the song.

"Mom! I'm in love!"

"I would rather be stuck in this cycle and never wake up, because you are here!"

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Why is it another love song?Yun Mengmeng also liked to listen to this song before, and even played it on a loop at that time, but she had never wanted this song to end as quickly as she does now.

I'm a boy!boys!If Yun Mengmeng could make a sound at this time, she would definitely shout it out, but all of this is under the leadership of the system.

As soon as "Love Cycle" finished dancing, a song that Yun Mengmeng could understand sounded.

Although Yun Mengmeng didn’t know how many times she listened to the first two songs, they were Japanese songs after all. If you don’t read the translation, you don’t know the content of the lyrics at all, but the song that sounds now is different, because it is a Chinese song " Little Deer".

As soon as the song is switched, the barrage will also switch.

"Come into my arms quickly, I am your strange sorghum!"

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The same barrage completely dominated the entire live broadcast room!
Listening to comprehensible songs, watching comprehensible barrage, and dancing the seductive house dance, Yun Mengmeng has only one thought at this time: This is not me, I am just a bystander, the system is dancing, not I'm dancing...

Finally the music stopped, the house dance also stopped, and Yun Mengmeng regained control of her body, but at this moment Yun Mengmeng didn't know what to do or what to say, she wished she could find a hole in the ground and go down.

"Papa..." A burst of applause came from the door.

Yun Mengmeng looked at the door, wondering when Dad Yun opened the door a little, hid there and watched Yun Mengmeng finish the house dance, and couldn't help applauding after watching.

No matter how many barrages there are, Yun Mengmeng can only see the text one by one, but can't see what the person who sent the barrage looks like, and can't hear them talking. If he only thinks that they are robots, he can barely make up his mind. accept.

But now my father watched the house dance completely, maybe even stealing the teacher, and applauded beside me!

Yun Mengmeng blushed, and hurriedly went over to shut Father Yun out.

It's just that all of this was perfectly presented in the live broadcast room by the automatic tracking camera, and the barrage changed again at this time.

"Passion! Pas de deux! Pas de deux!"

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(End of this chapter)