System: An outrageous life starting from being called a parent

Chapter 157 156. Is this inviting you into the urn? !

Please enter the urn, come on!
Just after Yun Mengmeng finished her selection, nothing seemed to have changed.

Because there is no water friend who is in the same frame as Yunmengmeng, she is still sitting firmly on Yunmengmeng's butt at this time.

It's just that when I thought I was about to die of pain, I found that my butt didn't hurt at all.

Not only did it not hurt to be pressed on it, but even the wound where the stitches had been opened didn't seem to hurt anymore.

"Great, I got the first-hand photo. This is a photo of me and Yunmengmeng's butt in the same frame. It should be considered exclusive, right? Post it online."

If they are all standing in front of the landscape and taking photos with the landscape, then it will be the same photo.

So there are always people who unconsciously want to climb onto the landscape to get unique photos.

However, this kind of behavior will stimulate more hesitant people to join in. At first, I had some scruples, but after the first person to eat crabs, the people behind will flock to it.

"I want to come up too, let's take a picture together!"

After all, the area where Yun Mengmeng's face can be in the same frame is very small, and more people can't squeeze in at all. Originally, they waited in line for a while to take a group photo.

But now that I have discovered a more peculiar way of taking pictures, after all, this is the ass of a top streamer with 2000 million fans. As long as I sit on it and take pictures as souvenirs, I can boast about it for at least a year, right?

No pain, no pain, no pain!

Several people had already sat down on Yunmengmeng's buttocks, but Yunmengmeng couldn't feel it at all.

Even an ordinary person, even if his butt is not injured and there are several people sitting on it, will not be able to bear it, but he doesn't feel it at all now.

Is this the invitation to enter the urn?My ass becomes an urn, and then it won't hurt so much.

After all, a few cuts on the buttocks are unbearable, but if there are a few scratches on the urn, that is, the crock pot, it will not affect the use at all, and it may even feel old.

It's like an earthen jar that has been used for more than ten years is already an old object, and a butt that has been used for more than ten years should also be considered an old butt.

I should be a copper butt and iron ass by now, but I didn't expect the system to have such a reliable option.

After all, these water friends and fans are considered as their own food and clothing parents. If they are a little bit too much, they have to maintain their own personality, and it is not easy to yell and turn their faces directly. Now it is the most perfect way to deal with it.

So please enter the urn, this gentleman is my fan, and this urn is my ass.

"You guys actually took such an exclusive photo, I want to take one too, squeeze and let me sit on it too!"

The water friend who took a photo with Yunmengmeng's face at the beginning, now finds that his companion does not practice martial arts, and sits on Yunmengmeng's buttocks to take pictures. Naturally, he wants to take a share at this time.

"Guess where I'm sitting to take pictures now? Guess wrong! I'm sitting on Yunmengmeng's ass! Be envious! My address is here!"

Now the water friends are showing off on the Internet in order to get an exclusive photo of Yunmengmeng sitting on Yunmengmeng's buttocks. The degree of showing off is no less than sitting on top of the Terracotta Army.

But Yunmengmeng's butt is not infinitely big, and it's not a dream, it can be infinitely big, even if it's an iron fart now, it can't hold more than a dozen people.

There are always more solutions than difficulties, although it is not realistic for everyone to sit directly on Yunmengmeng's buttocks, but everyone can stack Arhats!

You hug me, and I sit on you, so that everyone can sit on Yunmengmeng's ass.

Click~!

The crisp sound came from Yun Mengmeng's ass, not from anywhere else!

not good!My ass is about to split!
Although after turning into an urn, the original wound no longer hurts, and I am no longer afraid of touching it, but it can't bear the weight of so many people. After all, a dozen people must weigh at least two tons.

"What sound? Did you fart?!"

"How could it be me farting, it's the voice from below!"

"The one sitting below you is a streamer with 2000 million fans. How can such a big streamer fart?"

……

What happened to 2000 million followers?Could it be that there are so many fans that you don't even have normal physical activities?

However, it's really not that I'm farting, it's that my butt was cracked open by you guys!
Perhaps it was because of the scars on my buttocks that the stress tolerance of the buttocks was reduced, so it started to crack from the scars.

No, no, now it's not time to analyze the reasons for the cracked buttocks, but to drive them off my ass quickly!
and many more? !
Why can't I open my mouth?Obviously when I dragged Sun Lin down just now, I was able to order the brothers of the Tang family to drag Fangzheng down together, but why is it that I don't even have the ability to speak now?

Since you can't open your mouth, use your hands, just drive them off your ass.

But, my hand!Why can't I move?
I can't even move my neck at all!

The only thing Yun Mengmeng could move now was her eyeballs. Her body remained motionless and she tried her best to look down.

With the help of the dim light in the bar, Yun Mengmeng quickly noticed the abnormality.

My hands, my arms, why are they so shiny?
Even the tiny LED lights in this row of bars can reflect a different luster, just like porcelain!
I have always wanted to know why the lights in the bar are always so dim, isn't it bright and dignified?
Is it because the lights are dimmed that you can't tell that your drink is short of weight, and even the orange juice has turned green. Others think it's just a problem with the lights?
wrong!Now it's not about lighting, it's obviously because my current situation is more urgent!
From what I see now, I can see that not only my butt has turned into a urn, but my whole body has turned into a urn, just like a porcelain doll!
Like so many porcelain pillows, she is in a flirtatious posture, but she can't move at all, she can only wait for others to pamper her.

If the urn is my own, then inviting you into the urn will make me have bad thoughts, I don't want to invite you in!
These water friends are still arguing with each other whether the sound just now is fart, and if it is fart, then who is farting.

As long as you can get off my ass, I will admit that I farted, okay? !

My ass is really about to take it!
"What is this? Why is it wet? Look at what is on my hand?"

"Don't reach out! Don't tell me you're creeping?! It's disgusting!"

"It's either runny, or it's sticky on the hands."

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(End of this chapter)