Entertainment: I started from Deyun Douxiao Club
Chapter 29 Foreshadowing
Chapter 29 Foreshadowing
"It's nothing, just like that."
Qin Mu sat down calmly, took a tissue to wipe the sweat off his brow.
"Brother Mu, how is the audience doing? Are you ready for work?"
After Qin Mu left, the brothers fell into a nervous mood. Firstly, they couldn't see how many audiences there were in the audience, and secondly, they were worried that the program group would have routines.
Qin Mu and Luan Yunping looked at each other, and then spoke in embarrassment.
"There are audiences, but there are quite a few."
"How few? How many more can it be? More than ten?"
The brothers all looked at Qin Mu with question marks.
"Very few, just scattered around the audience."
This is indeed true. There are only two people in the audience, Guo Degang and Xiao Yueyue.
"what!?"
"Then do they cooperate?"
After hearing this, Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong both stood up and prepared to go to the studio, their mouths opened wide in fright.
Qin Mu suppressed a smile and said, "I'm not happy at all, why didn't I react!"
"You should be mentally prepared, shake the burden that should be shaken, don't be stage fright."
Qin Mu gave a last word of advice earnestly.
……
"Today's audience looks a little familiar..."
When they opened the door and saw the people inside, Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong were both stunned. After bowing, they awkwardly interacted with each other.
"Because it's the first time to face so many audiences, hello!"
"..."
No one responded at all. Guo Degang and Xiao Yueyue looked at the people on the stage with smiles on their faces, and the scene fell into silence for a while.
Even if they knew that the audience was Guo Degang before going on stage, it was too late to change their words, so Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong had no choice but to bite the bullet and speak.
"Talk about history!"
"Hey, the history topic is good."
"What's Zhang Fei's nickname?"
"This... I can't guess."
"It's called Chacha, there is a good singer, the blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the horse, the red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha, the yellow-faced Dianwei, the white-faced Cao Cao! The black-faced Zhang Fei is called Chacha~"
The lounge at this time.
"Is this Zhang Helun?"
"No matter how little this person is, he still deserves applause, right?"
"Yes! Why is there no applause?"
Everyone heard Zhang Helun singing, but there was no applause.
"To tell you the truth, the audience in this audience..."
Qin Mu spoke with a melancholy face, pretending to be closed.
"Brother, tell me quickly! What's wrong with the audience?"
"No, I'm so nervous."
Old Qin Lai Lai asked with a twist, he hadn't talked about cross talk for more than half a year, and he was criticized when he first appeared on the show, so he must try his best to perform to the best this time.
"There are only two people in the audience. One of them can be happy but only when you make a mistake or something that is very embarrassing. This is not something to pay attention to. The other one is the big one..."
These people listened to Qin Mu's nonsense seriously.
"The other one is very strict about cross talk, so when you come on stage, don't use some old routines to fool people, he can't see it! Just act in a down-to-earth manner, don't mess up the rhythm!"
After Qin Mu finished speaking, he gave everyone a "you understand" look, and Luan Yunping sat next to him with an expression of approval.
The other brothers still don't understand, can they know the character traits of the audience in such a short time?
Seeing the two of them so bamboo shoots, the barrage laughed like crazy.
At this time, the screen returned to the scene of the performance.
When the two people on the stage saw their master fanning his fans with a serious face, Zhang Helun shouted jokingly.
"The audience laughs!"
Xiao Yueyue stared in shock at Guo Degang and looked at each other, then saw Xiao Yueyue raised Guo Degang's arm, turned around and drew a horizontal line under Zhang Helun's name on the blackboard.
"Lun'er is so embarrassing, hahaha."
"I couldn't even laugh after hearing this, but I still made Master laugh, it's so daring hahahaha."
"Sure enough, senior brother is still senior brother, the difference in strength is really too big."
"I thought Qin Mu was still a man this time, hahaha, but he's still a liar."
"After all, this is also the effect presented to us. Qin Mu probably didn't want the juniors to make mistakes."
"Qin Mu is indeed right, Master and Xiaoyue are just like this!"
"Luan Dangdang is still playing along with him hahaha."
"They are so pitiful and funny hahaha."
"Xiao Yueyue is too bad! How can I force it haha!"
"..."
What's the reaction?
What does drawing a bar mean?
The two glanced at the blackboard suspiciously, and soon ended their performance.
"Let's hold on to the two bars this time!"
Zhang Helun was also nervous, but he still said it with certainty.
"It's definitely not good for people to draw sticks."
"It must be good. I think Master is very happy, and I think Brother Mu has some rules!"
Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong quarreled and returned to the lounge.
"There are not only two audiences in the audience! Master and Brother Yue!"
Before anyone could ask, Zhang Helun shouted.
"What??"
"No, sir?"
"Damn it, how can I play it!"
"Brother Mu doesn't say... Brother Mu says..."
Now everyone knows what Qin Mu's words mean, but since the other party is a big brother, there is no way to go up and beat him up, besides, there is nothing wrong with what he said!
At this time, Uncle Yu suddenly appeared on the screen, and he was smiling and shaking his fan.
"I have no idea. It's not easy to get a new job like this. You have to come up with a new joke in one night. It's not an easy thing for every professional crosstalk actor."
Teacher Guo also said that cross talk is two people at a table. It is the simplest art form, but it is also the most difficult.
Indeed, people who listen to cross talk nowadays are more and more demanding, but there are fewer and fewer materials and little things in life that can be used for creation.
This kind of old-fashioned and new-style approach not only tests the creative ability of cross talk actors, but also tests whether they have the ability to find fun in life.
With the foreshadowing of Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong, not only did everyone not relax, but they became more nervous. You have to know, who is sitting in the audience?
It's Master!
As far as they think they are very explosive, in Guo Degang's eyes, they are like pediatrics, which makes them not nervous.
Especially Zhang Jiuling and Qin Xiaoxian who will be playing next.
They didn't joke around like Qin Mu, Luan Yunping, Shaobing and their master, so they were naturally more nervous than them.
Qin Mu found Qin Xiaoxian staring blankly at the ground, his face pale and nervous, and couldn't help but comfort him.
"Xiao Xian, are you so nervous?"
"I... this is my first time performing in front of Master."
Qin Xiaoxian heard Qin Mu ask him and replied with a wry smile.
"Huh? First time? It's normal to be nervous."
Qin Mu didn't expect that Qin Mu had been in the Deyun Club for so long, and he hadn't talked about cross talk in front of Teacher Guo, no wonder he was so frightened.
"Uncle Ling, Uncle Qin, it's your turn to play."
Liu Xiao stopped into the lounge and said.
(End of this chapter)
"It's nothing, just like that."
Qin Mu sat down calmly, took a tissue to wipe the sweat off his brow.
"Brother Mu, how is the audience doing? Are you ready for work?"
After Qin Mu left, the brothers fell into a nervous mood. Firstly, they couldn't see how many audiences there were in the audience, and secondly, they were worried that the program group would have routines.
Qin Mu and Luan Yunping looked at each other, and then spoke in embarrassment.
"There are audiences, but there are quite a few."
"How few? How many more can it be? More than ten?"
The brothers all looked at Qin Mu with question marks.
"Very few, just scattered around the audience."
This is indeed true. There are only two people in the audience, Guo Degang and Xiao Yueyue.
"what!?"
"Then do they cooperate?"
After hearing this, Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong both stood up and prepared to go to the studio, their mouths opened wide in fright.
Qin Mu suppressed a smile and said, "I'm not happy at all, why didn't I react!"
"You should be mentally prepared, shake the burden that should be shaken, don't be stage fright."
Qin Mu gave a last word of advice earnestly.
……
"Today's audience looks a little familiar..."
When they opened the door and saw the people inside, Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong were both stunned. After bowing, they awkwardly interacted with each other.
"Because it's the first time to face so many audiences, hello!"
"..."
No one responded at all. Guo Degang and Xiao Yueyue looked at the people on the stage with smiles on their faces, and the scene fell into silence for a while.
Even if they knew that the audience was Guo Degang before going on stage, it was too late to change their words, so Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong had no choice but to bite the bullet and speak.
"Talk about history!"
"Hey, the history topic is good."
"What's Zhang Fei's nickname?"
"This... I can't guess."
"It's called Chacha, there is a good singer, the blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the horse, the red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha, the yellow-faced Dianwei, the white-faced Cao Cao! The black-faced Zhang Fei is called Chacha~"
The lounge at this time.
"Is this Zhang Helun?"
"No matter how little this person is, he still deserves applause, right?"
"Yes! Why is there no applause?"
Everyone heard Zhang Helun singing, but there was no applause.
"To tell you the truth, the audience in this audience..."
Qin Mu spoke with a melancholy face, pretending to be closed.
"Brother, tell me quickly! What's wrong with the audience?"
"No, I'm so nervous."
Old Qin Lai Lai asked with a twist, he hadn't talked about cross talk for more than half a year, and he was criticized when he first appeared on the show, so he must try his best to perform to the best this time.
"There are only two people in the audience. One of them can be happy but only when you make a mistake or something that is very embarrassing. This is not something to pay attention to. The other one is the big one..."
These people listened to Qin Mu's nonsense seriously.
"The other one is very strict about cross talk, so when you come on stage, don't use some old routines to fool people, he can't see it! Just act in a down-to-earth manner, don't mess up the rhythm!"
After Qin Mu finished speaking, he gave everyone a "you understand" look, and Luan Yunping sat next to him with an expression of approval.
The other brothers still don't understand, can they know the character traits of the audience in such a short time?
Seeing the two of them so bamboo shoots, the barrage laughed like crazy.
At this time, the screen returned to the scene of the performance.
When the two people on the stage saw their master fanning his fans with a serious face, Zhang Helun shouted jokingly.
"The audience laughs!"
Xiao Yueyue stared in shock at Guo Degang and looked at each other, then saw Xiao Yueyue raised Guo Degang's arm, turned around and drew a horizontal line under Zhang Helun's name on the blackboard.
"Lun'er is so embarrassing, hahaha."
"I couldn't even laugh after hearing this, but I still made Master laugh, it's so daring hahahaha."
"Sure enough, senior brother is still senior brother, the difference in strength is really too big."
"I thought Qin Mu was still a man this time, hahaha, but he's still a liar."
"After all, this is also the effect presented to us. Qin Mu probably didn't want the juniors to make mistakes."
"Qin Mu is indeed right, Master and Xiaoyue are just like this!"
"Luan Dangdang is still playing along with him hahaha."
"They are so pitiful and funny hahaha."
"Xiao Yueyue is too bad! How can I force it haha!"
"..."
What's the reaction?
What does drawing a bar mean?
The two glanced at the blackboard suspiciously, and soon ended their performance.
"Let's hold on to the two bars this time!"
Zhang Helun was also nervous, but he still said it with certainty.
"It's definitely not good for people to draw sticks."
"It must be good. I think Master is very happy, and I think Brother Mu has some rules!"
Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong quarreled and returned to the lounge.
"There are not only two audiences in the audience! Master and Brother Yue!"
Before anyone could ask, Zhang Helun shouted.
"What??"
"No, sir?"
"Damn it, how can I play it!"
"Brother Mu doesn't say... Brother Mu says..."
Now everyone knows what Qin Mu's words mean, but since the other party is a big brother, there is no way to go up and beat him up, besides, there is nothing wrong with what he said!
At this time, Uncle Yu suddenly appeared on the screen, and he was smiling and shaking his fan.
"I have no idea. It's not easy to get a new job like this. You have to come up with a new joke in one night. It's not an easy thing for every professional crosstalk actor."
Teacher Guo also said that cross talk is two people at a table. It is the simplest art form, but it is also the most difficult.
Indeed, people who listen to cross talk nowadays are more and more demanding, but there are fewer and fewer materials and little things in life that can be used for creation.
This kind of old-fashioned and new-style approach not only tests the creative ability of cross talk actors, but also tests whether they have the ability to find fun in life.
With the foreshadowing of Zhang Helun and Wang Jiulong, not only did everyone not relax, but they became more nervous. You have to know, who is sitting in the audience?
It's Master!
As far as they think they are very explosive, in Guo Degang's eyes, they are like pediatrics, which makes them not nervous.
Especially Zhang Jiuling and Qin Xiaoxian who will be playing next.
They didn't joke around like Qin Mu, Luan Yunping, Shaobing and their master, so they were naturally more nervous than them.
Qin Mu found Qin Xiaoxian staring blankly at the ground, his face pale and nervous, and couldn't help but comfort him.
"Xiao Xian, are you so nervous?"
"I... this is my first time performing in front of Master."
Qin Xiaoxian heard Qin Mu ask him and replied with a wry smile.
"Huh? First time? It's normal to be nervous."
Qin Mu didn't expect that Qin Mu had been in the Deyun Club for so long, and he hadn't talked about cross talk in front of Teacher Guo, no wonder he was so frightened.
"Uncle Ling, Uncle Qin, it's your turn to play."
Liu Xiao stopped into the lounge and said.
(End of this chapter)
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