I have an opening system

Chapter 96
Drowsy is like a tumbler, after you knock it down, it will stand up again by itself, repeatedly tormenting Li Hao.

"Have a cup of coffee." Cheng Jiajia said.

"Okay." Li Hao picked up the coffee and drank it down. When the bitter taste was felt in his mouth, the coffee had already flowed into his stomach.

After drinking the coffee, Li Hao thought he would be more energetic, but his body was still sleepy and he kept yawning.

"Would you like another drink?"

"Okay, give me another cup." Li Hao finished another cup of coffee.

"Still sleepy?" Cheng Jiajia asked.

"Sleepy."

"Sister Mei, make another cup of coffee." As soon as Cheng Jiajia finished speaking, Sister Mei came over with the coffee.

"It's done." Li Hao drank the third cup of coffee in one go, the bitter taste made Li Hao's face gradually grim.

"Eat an orange." Cheng Jiajia handed the peeled orange to Li Hao.

Li Hao hated the bitter taste in his mouth, so he stuffed the orange into his mouth without saying a word, but spit it out in the next second, because the orange was extremely sour.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Jiajia asked with a smile.

"Too sour."

"Look at me." Cheng Jiajia said, when Li Hao turned his head, Cheng Jiajia pressed the pat button.

"What are you doing?" Li Hao's sour words were blurred. "do not take photos."

"Okay, I won't take pictures." Cheng Jiajia put away her phone, planning to post a Moments later.

Maybe it was the coffee that had an effect, or maybe it was the sour oranges that had an effect, and Li Hao felt no sleepy immediately.

The night was long, and Li Hao was not interested in TV dramas, so he picked up his phone and boarded the game.As soon as he went online, Ye Xuan sent a message. Not surprisingly, 90.00% of the content was swear words.

Li Hao remembered that Ye Xuan's father, Ye Li, was a core member of the Fengqiao Dynasty, so he decided to have a good chat with Ye Xuan, to see if he could get some news.

"I don't accept heads-up." Li Hao said.

Cheng Jiajia turned her head to look at Li Hao, she thought Li Hao was talking to her.

"Trash, you stand next to me, I can smell a stench." Li Hao continued.

Cheng Jiajia had been sitting on the sofa, but when she heard Li Hao's words, she couldn't help but look at herself.

"What's the use of wearing such good clothes? People are ugly, even if they wear dragon robes, they are still ugly." Ye Xuan immediately sweared wildly when he heard it, but Li Hao turned off the receiver one step earlier, and Ye Xuan scolded What, Li Hao didn't hear a word.

"Look at your fat body, you can defend yourself against grenades, and you don't bleed when a bullet hits your face, because you have a thick skin."

As soon as Li Hao finished speaking, Cheng Jiajia kicked him off the sofa.After receiving an inexplicable heavy blow, Li Hao looked at Cheng Jiajia blankly.

"Why did you kick me?" Li Hao asked.

"Am I fat?" Cheng Jiajia was furious, with killing intent in his eyes, like a lion on the grassland.

"Not fat! What's wrong?"

"In that case, don't say I'm fat."

Li Hao felt very wronged, because what he said was for Ye Xuan.Cheng Jiajia took her seat by herself, and she couldn't blame others for being hurt.

"I'm sorry, I'm playing a game, and what I said just now is for others to hear." Li Hao said, pointing to the phone.

Cheng Jiajia suddenly realized, the anger in her heart dissipated in an instant, with a trace of embarrassment on her face, she was stunned for a long time, she nodded slowly, as if everything just passed.

Li Hao sat down on the sofa again, but intentionally stayed away from Cheng Jiajia, for fear that Cheng Jiajia would kick him again.

Suddenly, Li Hao felt that something was wrong. He kicked Cheng Jiajia, and Cheng Jiajia should apologize, but he said sorry just now.

"Should you apologize to me?" Li Hao asked.

"What are you apologizing for?" Cheng Jiajia pretended to be stupid and said, her eyes were very sincere, like an innocent girl.

"You kicked me."

"and then?"

"Then I apologize to you."

"I accept your apology." Cheng Jiajia said.

Li Hao looked at Cheng Jiajia blankly, he always felt that he apologized to Cheng Jiajia twice.

Cheng Jiajia looked into Li Hao's eyes seriously, and after a few seconds, couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed like a duckling in a rice field.

"What game do you play? Come play with me!" Cheng Jiajia said.

"Chicken, if you want to play, hurry up and go online." Li Hao withdrew his gaze and leaned on the sofa to keep himself in a more comfortable position.

Dou Lanlan sent a game invitation, and Li Hao quickly agreed. Ye Xuan knew Dou Lanlan's game name and knew that she and Li Hao were in the same group, so he immediately started complaining.

"Daughter-in-law, turn off the receiver. Trash always likes to talk trash." Li Hao said.

"Are you married?" Ye Xuan asked loudly.

"Am I not allowed to get married? Single dog."

"Don't laugh at singles." Ye Xuan shouted hysterically, and Li Hao had to turn down the volume.

"Who is your wife now?" Dou Lanlan asked.

"Who else could it be? Of course you."

"Do you want face?"

"Shameless, I don't dare to sell human organs. It would be terrible if I were caught by the police." Li Hao said shamelessly.

Dou Lanlan sighed, and then Yang Hong's voice came from her side, and then Dou Lanlan's mother joined in, Dou Lanlan hurriedly turned off the microphone, and began to deal with Yang Hong and her mother.

"Is it great to have a wife? The elderly." Ye Xuan said.

"I'm only in my 20s, so I'm not really an old man."

"I am 11 years old, compared to me, you are an old man, and the loess is buried up to your neck."

At this time, Cheng Jiajia moved to Li Hao's side, and she had already boarded the game.

"Take me to play together." Cheng Jiajia said.

"Old summer time, good name." Li Hao praised, and at the same time pulled Cheng Jiajia into the room.

"Which one are you?"

"My name is Youyixianyu, Dou Lanlan's name is Xiayue Lake's Princess, and Ye Xuan's name is Fengqiao Dynasty Dad." After speaking, Li Hao leaned into Cheng Jiajia's ear and told Cheng Jiajia that Ye Xuan's father is the core of Fengqiao Dynasty member.

Cheng Jiajia was shocked, but then calmed down.She looked at Li Hao, and her heart was full of admiration, because in her eyes, Li Hao's playing games was just a cover, and his real intention was to get news about Fengqiao Dynasty from Ye Xuan.

Li Hao noticed that Cheng Jiajia was looking at him with admiring eyes, and felt a little inexplicably happy.

"Here comes another girl, how old is she?" Ye Xuan asked.

"Don't flirt, this is my wife." Li Hao warned. "Be careful, I'll beat you all over the floor looking for teeth."

"Isn't your wife the princess of Xiayue Lake?"

"The princess of Xiayue Lake is my wife, and the old summer time is my wife." Li Hao explained.

"Impossible? How can one person marry two people?" Ye Xuan asked loudly.

"A single dog like you certainly thinks it's impossible."

"Don't laugh at single dogs, believe it or not, I told my dad to tear down your house?"

"Sorry, the earthquake has demolished my house one step ahead of time." Li Hao said. "So now I can only live at my wife's house. After two days, I will live at my daughter-in-law's house again."

"Li Hao, do you think I'm a soft persimmon? Squeeze it if you want?" Ye Xuan was very angry, and his immature voice was full of threats. "You just wait for me, in a few days we will settle the old account and the new account together."

"I'm sorry! Listen to my explanation. I never regarded you as a soft persimmon. I always regarded you as... a small tomato, which is also a cherry tomato."

Cheng Jiajia supported Li Hao's shoulders and laughed from ear to ear, the laughter filled the whole villa.

(End of this chapter)